points: 6

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Her First BJ

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by RonT

submitted January 6th 2009

80 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (80)
*she cant suck mi dick*
9 years ago
find*
9 years ago
even with a microscope*
9 years ago
she is doing it wrong...
9 years ago
Finding your dick is like finding needle in a gaystack.
9 years ago
^Epic not-fail.
9 years ago
Winner--Sociopath
9 years ago
Winner - me
9 years ago
Just because your mother says you are, doesn't mean it's true.
9 years ago
The bitch lies.
9 years ago
OK, Ellen, we get it, YOU'RE GAY.
9 years ago
That's the fat chick from Family Ties.
9 years ago
I used to think Jo was hot.
9 years ago
Nevermind, I was thinking of The Facts of Life.
9 years ago
You know who turned out hottie? That middle-sister from Full House.
9 years ago
Yes, she did.
9 years ago
Kimmie Gibler I heard does porn.
9 years ago
I just googled that middle sister from Full House. Apparently, she's a drug addict now.
9 years ago
I think it was the middle one...=/...fuck...maybe wrong show...
9 years ago
Stephanie. That was the middle one. The older one was kinda chubby. The younger ones were the Olsen twins. Full House = one with Bob Saget.
9 years ago
Proves once again what turds you all are for knowing 1 useless thing about full house or any other fruity shit show starring some little freaky twin girls.
And jo was not hot..she was an east coast bulldyke-tootie had some nice tits though.
Also,consider Thelma from good times..fuck that was one hot black girl
9 years ago
Agreed re: Thelma. -And how about that Charlene Tilton? Huh?
9 years ago
you got something in your teeth honey
9 years ago
a purple helmut warrior
9 years ago
he needs to fuck her eyes strait atleast
9 years ago
i dated this girl who was pretty damn hot. like a solid 8.3. but she had a subtle lazy eye. and i asked my roommates, "doesn't that lazy eye shit wierd you out. and they kept telling me she didn't have a lazy eye. but i could see it. so i fucked somebody else with proper occular occlusion and then she moved to spain. el fin.
9 years ago
Sure you did.
9 years ago
hahah you caught me. i just made up a story about dating a carnie freak to make myself look good.
9 years ago
You are obviously a compulsive loser.
9 years ago
I bet he is a fag too.
9 years ago
She goes from being "pretty damn hot with a sudtle lazy eye" to a "carnie freak" in two hours eh? Just admit it was a guy already
9 years ago
subtle*
9 years ago
Bukkake, you know Krissy?
9 years ago
There's a young chick that comes to my buddy's bar that has a lazy eye. We call her google lol.
9 years ago
Nom nom nom...
9 years ago
maybe shes mad cause its soo small...
9 years ago
you like the big ones, don't ya Morph
9 years ago
he cannot lie, can't deny
9 years ago
damnit girl its blowjob not bitejob
9 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
9 years ago
1rish1 wtf ? that was a fucking lame joke
9 years ago
That's what I was thinking.
9 years ago
pretty sure irish was being sarcastic...you know what a sarcastic prick he is
9 years ago
unless you guys are being sarcastic..if you are then so am i
9 years ago
I was speaking metaphorically.
9 years ago
Bloody dik always trying to keep up with us cool dudes...
9 years ago
you're being sarcastic.. right?
9 years ago
me too
9 years ago
There's usually no blowing going on, either.
9 years ago
She's gonna make it so dry for you.
9 years ago
like a desert in my mouth.
9 years ago
That was the only funny skit Ravenstake did.
9 years ago
Donkey Punch that bitch. -Uh, dude, wait for removal first...
9 years ago
LOL!
9 years ago
Epilepsy is a bitch.
9 years ago
Hey! I submitted this! wtf.
9 years ago
So, how is the wife?
9 years ago
that's funny because it seems I did.
9 years ago
Looks like a rubber dog toy~
9 years ago
That's what happens when you get a fat bitch to give you head
9 years ago
Yeah, your mother always scrapes her teeth, too.
9 years ago
Oops, sorry, I meant your daughter.
9 years ago
his daughter is a slut
9 years ago
You BITCHES are tight...I mean Broke Back Mountain Tight..(or rather loose) What did my comment have to do with yall? You mother fuckers must love to be punished. Hey Dik I would fuck your daughter but FAGGOTS can't get pregnant can you?
9 years ago
Hank...eat a dick, err...wait stop eat dik. Do you let him finish in your mouth and swap, or do you guys prefer the ol' dirty snow ball?
9 years ago
Which of u fucks sleeps on the top bunk?
9 years ago
you sure are cranky today..it's not our fault she's a skank....like your mother was
9 years ago
Her mother aside....My daughter can kick your ass any day...I say that because I think you lack the muscle mass to be able to defend yourself, What with being inside all day talking shit, like a scared little Bitch. Remindes me of a poodle barking behind a fence, on here you seem like a big tuff Great Pyrenes but in reality you are most likely a big fat hairy cunt with no life, friends, fuck buddies (other than Hank, and Kirk)or a job.
9 years ago
Yeah, I bet dik is fat too.
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'd be able to facefuck your daughter til she was blue in the face. Then laugh when she asks for more.
9 years ago
I've done so
9 years ago
Awww, poor endbn got all butthurt.

Your daughter gave me crabs, you douche bag.
9 years ago
I gave his daughter the clap.
9 years ago
Why do they show us a Penis with a tumeur on it?
9 years ago
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
9 years ago
ask the Beebus
9 years ago
nava? actual N.A.?
9 years ago
bite it off!!!!
9 years ago
This bitch is fucken ugly if that bitch bit my dick id punch her in her big ass nose she looks like that dyke ellen degeneres
9 years ago
almost reposted this
4 years ago
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