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I love melons

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by kildawabits

submitted January 6th 2009

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I love melons
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comments (70)
I need to eat my greens
9 years ago
I need to eat her pussy
9 years ago
^You need to stop huffing Jenkem.
9 years ago
^ I had to look that up, And seeing how you are an ass packing cock smoker' you would naturally know that.
9 years ago
Holy shit! Jenkem. I haven't heard someone mention, someone doing Jenkem in forever. Thats funny. Hobbit do you?
9 years ago
Why are you still here?
9 years ago
Because your mom told me not to leave.
9 years ago
i really really like this picture
and i dont know why
9 years ago
Me neither.
9 years ago
What's that chick's name, Hank?
9 years ago
If you like this picture you should see the rest of them.
9 years ago
全然知らないよ。でかいおっぱいが嫌いけん興味ゼロ。
9 years ago
is that a tank, hank?
9 years ago
戦車じゃないよ。通訳ソフトで調べてね。
9 years ago
guessing, no?
9 years ago
ピンポーン。
9 years ago
damn japs!
9 years ago
Why I'm I only seeing box's with numbers in on Hanks comments?

Granted I cant read Japanese, but I would still like the ability to see what I can't read.
9 years ago
How can you not read it? The last one clearly says "Comment Count: 23700".
9 years ago
It says something about pingpong.
9 years ago
It isn't coming up on my screen, not even the last one. I'm just seeing 6 squares with numbers in them.
9 years ago
oj?
you are entering serious Pwnage territory...do you want to continue?
9 years ago
Why am I?
9 years ago
You need to have the software to display Japanese characters. You can download it for free easy.
9 years ago
There isn't anything about ping pong.
9 years ago
Don't you lie to me.
9 years ago
It does however mention their shit eating habits.
9 years ago
You just fail every single time, don't you?

Have you ever succeded at anything?
9 years ago
速い引くことは小さい男の子の陰茎を好む
9 years ago
そッすか?
9 years ago
do they use question marks in japan? I thought questions ended in "ka" or something sounding like that.
9 years ago
They use question marks as well.
9 years ago
一束瓷是该死的减速
9 years ago
Using an online translator lines are as follows:

HankChinaski says: You do not know at all.The huge breast is hate goes interest zero.

HankChinaski says:There is no tank.Inspecting with the interpretation software, don't you think?.

HankChinaski says: Pin pawn.

Magawd says: It likes the penis of the small boy that it is fast and pulls

HankChinaski says: [so] [tsu] it does?

MixerSlut says: dont freaking know the symbols are squares.
9 years ago
funny
9 years ago
*those melons are flat*
9 years ago
Yeah, H-cup boobs are usually much perkier when the girl is lying on her back. Fucking retard.
9 years ago
they always look bad when lying on her back...

which is why she should only be done doggy style.
9 years ago
They always look bad when they are this big.

Which is why you should stop fucking fat chicks.
9 years ago
didnt know she was fat...


maybe you just like fucking brooms.
9 years ago
She's not too fat, but you're not fucking her, so that hardly seems relevant.

9 years ago
They look pretty good to me.
9 years ago
They look fucking gross to me.

If you think big bags of fat look good you are welcome to them.
9 years ago
IT's ok Hank your wife isn't watching you lol. Although I agree they don't look good.
9 years ago
Seriously? Or are you guys just trying to act cool? Those are magnificent. If I could fall asleep with my head resting between those wonderous bags of sexappeal each and every night i would be the happiest man on earth.
9 years ago
No way. There is no sex appeal for me with too big, too soft titties like that.
9 years ago
I guess you were bottle fed.
9 years ago
$10 says she's a midget...
9 years ago
Fuck you.
9 years ago
Sadly, I haven't found anything good to fap to other wise I would.
9 years ago
rish - she's trying to be all cool and mucho and whatever...give her points for that....
...she's failing, miserably, but she's trying...maybe she might offer free Paper-sack BJ's?
...gotta keep your options open
9 years ago
angie, chicks dont Fap...make up your own damn word ya lesbo hore
9 years ago
I wouldn't even let Lucid suck my did.
9 years ago
Who am I kidding, of course I would.
9 years ago
did? *dick

Definitely bed time.

I wouldn't be up so fucking late if mega video worked properly. It is almost impossible when you have to open up 2 versions of the same video in order to sync the sound yourself by muting one and playing the other a few seconds ahead. Now with the 1 hour time restriction, it's ridiculous.
9 years ago
I'm a guy, remember?
9 years ago
you are?
post dick or stfu......upon further review...
No
One
Cares
9 years ago
Did she just say she'll fuck anyone for 10$?
9 years ago
I'd rather spend the $10 on beer than fuck that skank.
9 years ago
Borrow me 10$. I want to go again.
9 years ago
You expect me to lend you my beer money?
9 years ago
No, lend me your anal lube money.
9 years ago
Wait, no, I don't need that much.
9 years ago
Hank likes taking it on the rough
9 years ago
That makes no sense, douche. I'm asking to borrow money, not lube, you fucking idiot.

Way to fuck up a good joke. God, I hate when dumbfucks come along and fuck up my jokes. Have you hanging out with Fries? If you don't understand the joke, just stfu.
9 years ago
Whoop his ass Hank!
9 years ago
Damn even their watermelons are poisonous
9 years ago
what a pair of fat digusting tits
9 years ago
I agree, however watermelons are so fucking tasty.
9 years ago
Motor boat those melons i would.
9 years ago
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