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Islam

Its funny because its true

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by BlackTEE

submitted January 5th 2009

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man, ain't that the truth
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
yes
9 years ago
that's the opposite of the truth..that's ignorance
9 years ago
You're the opposite of intelligent-dikless fuknuts
9 years ago
Go stick some Oxyclean in your anus and spin.
9 years ago
huh?
9 years ago
the key is "everyting I need to know", not everything there is to know.
9 years ago
diks right...
9 years ago
hahahaha kirk wtf was that?
9 years ago
I agree with dik.
No.
9 years ago
Guys? ....I was curious. I did the Oxyclean thing......lil' help? =(
9 years ago
Tomorrow your little tootsie roll cat turds should be clear.
9 years ago
Yeah, they might be effervescent too.
9 years ago
The opposite of truth isn't ignorance.
9 years ago
Islam is just really misunderstood. The religion preaches peace and respect for others. In these days of immorality and chaos, Islam can provide people with a moral compass and a loving framework for their life. I was thinking about joining a mosque, actually.
9 years ago
I'll give you this Hank, for someone that voted for Stuart Smalley, at least you hate all religions equally.
9 years ago
Haha, good one. You are really funny. I always enjoy your clever wit.
9 years ago
Let's be friends in Islam.
9 years ago
Haha.. I bet you signed up then found you mis-heard the word "lebians" in Islam
9 years ago
Hank, once they're convinced you're a donkey and ship you to iraq with TNT and fertilizer up your ass to let you self-destruct in a crowded market place, islam style, be sure to have them post pictures of it.
9 years ago
...with sexy results
9 years ago
so it's not the exact opposite hank...it sounded good..you fucking wop
9 years ago
Hank you fucking chink nigger, every religion preaches peace and tolerance. You, being a chink nigger, just choose to pick the religion people " dont understand" as one you'll , because your so fucking understanding obviously.
9 years ago
I love when I open up Mucho after a long time and see my name in the recent comments.
9 years ago
The greatest threat to truth isn't ignorance, it is the illusions of truth.

*truth was original 'knowledge', I adapted it.
9 years ago
You're a star Hank.
9 years ago
Thanks, Jones.
9 years ago
Haha, "a loving framework".
Whatever. you noobs. Only noobz don't know when I'm kidding.
9 years ago
Kidding is kind of like fishing, but not with fish.
9 years ago
Neither fish, nor fiddles. Haha.
9 years ago
it was cooler the way i said it you fags
9 years ago
Ya, not so much.
9 years ago
muslims are involved in 17 major conflicts in the world right now. i heard that on the michael savage show.
9 years ago
Cool.
9 years ago
I learned everything I needed to know about Islam when iranian opened his mouth.
9 years ago
did he swallow?
9 years ago
If I said yes, would that make me gay.
9 years ago
Iranian got the ole Rusty Trombone ?
9 years ago
nah that makes him gay. we wont judge you...
9 years ago
as long as you were fantisizing about a white woman while he was blowing you
9 years ago
dont make me make a new joke about ur wife tool
9 years ago
stroke joke!!! stroke joke!!! stroke joke!!!
9 years ago
I thought Iranian was an atheist
9 years ago
No, he's a fagnostic.
9 years ago
no hank quickie is right, irunningwhore is gaytheist
9 years ago
Haha.
9 years ago
I learned everything I needed to know about America when Bush was elected, twice.
9 years ago
i learned everything i need to know about America in American studies... then i learned everything i need to know about whatever the fuck it turned into the day the patriot act was passed.
9 years ago
We isn't dum.
9 years ago
*aint
9 years ago
*aren't been
9 years ago
well put josh
9 years ago
I learned everything I needed to know about Islan when I read the Koran. Hahah I'm lying, I didn't read it, I listened to it on tape.
9 years ago
And I don't don't speak arab.
9 years ago
And I learned everything about Aslan from reading The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. Jk I just watched the movie.
9 years ago
You still need to learn one more thing, English....
9 years ago
Do they even have the Koran on tape? I'm pretty sure they don't have it in English, at least.
9 years ago
Obama will make it happen
9 years ago
^classic example at failing at failing
9 years ago
*of

^classic example of failing to check diction (no puns please)
9 years ago
^ clasic result of cuntpunching during pregnancy
9 years ago
*Classic example of anal birth.
9 years ago
stupid fuckin sand niggers.
9 years ago
super excellent contribution for real...kudos
9 years ago
I know, I shouldn't have said that. I take it back. Tolerance, understanding, etc.
9 years ago
You should have fucked off and died.
9 years ago
Arabs are the smartest people on the planet.
9 years ago
After me, of course.
9 years ago
Yet you all live in shitholes and smell like feet
9 years ago
maybe its smart? and you just dont get it?
9 years ago
What? I can't hear you while you have Chinawonk's inch-long love rod in your midget mouth
9 years ago
My love rod only goes in my wife's mouth.
9 years ago
Still only an inch long then ?
9 years ago
"Arabs are the smartest people on the planet."
Yep.

They have made some of the biggest contributions to physics, chemistry & biology.

A good example is 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. From a book by an arab mathematician al-Khwârizmî(Yes, I just checked his name with google), he called them Hindsa which actually means 'Indian Numbers'. Before then, we were using Roman numerals & doing mathematics which those was near impossible.
9 years ago
unfortunately those "smartest people on the planet" didn't contribute anything substantial to the world of science during the last 800 years...
9 years ago
How much did the Europeans contribute during the Dark Ages(400 - 1,400)?
9 years ago
lol good point
9 years ago
How much did Americans contribute during the Dark Ages!
9 years ago
I don't know. Anyways, how would you quantify their contribution and what does it prove anyways?
9 years ago
I always thought Indians were the smartest people. Those fuckers can do anything.
9 years ago
They can't speak fucking english on the phone.
9 years ago
I learned everything I need to know about islam when I watched "Midnight Express".
9 years ago
Turkey is secular and that movie is based off a fictional book. Don't let logic get in your way though.
9 years ago
That movie is in fact based on a very non-fiction book.
9 years ago
Turkey used to be secular
9 years ago
Turkey is still secular. They are violating Islamic law and will be punished for it.
9 years ago
The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.
9 years ago
Yes, I am waiting for that glorious day.
9 years ago
I learned everything I need to know about knitting from mucho sucko
9 years ago
I unlearned everything I need to learn about the force from Yoda.
9 years ago
By the way, what's 0.818182?
9 years ago
your IQ?
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
whammy indeed
9 years ago
Super whammy.
9 years ago
is it 82%?
9 years ago
Yeah, I have an IQ of 82%, that's probably it.
9 years ago
82 points -> mentally retarded
9 years ago
Probably not.
9 years ago
I learned everything about Islam from a washroom at the bus station. So I hate it but still curious to explore it further.
9 years ago
I learned everything about Islam from sudan, as in they demanded the british to be killed cause she let the kid name the teddy bear Muhammad, islam called for it. Also saw on the news about 20,000 iranians chanting "die america", not to mention people in the middle east celebrating when 9/11 happen.
But if u don't believe in their religion then u must die, per their religion rules. "Religion of Peace"
9 years ago
i celebrated too when "9/11" happened... and i'm no raghead...
9 years ago
question, are you retarded or am i, because most of that post made no sense.
9 years ago
yeah dontomas, I guess I assume u guys heard that story. I put it simple, a british teacher let one of her students like a 7 year old kid, name a teddy bear Muhammad, Parents of the school find out, called police and courts and police arrested her. People all over sudan were calling for her death cause she insulted islam. They wanted islamic justice done on her
9 years ago
All of those things have nothing to do with the religion itsself, but more to do with some of the idiots that practise the religion. Christianity was the same for a loooong time.
9 years ago
americans celebrate the day they conquered america..its the day when genocide of the indians began. not much better isnt it?
9 years ago
*the genocide
9 years ago
what day would that be?
9 years ago
Cite your sources, Truth.
9 years ago
Independence Day.
9 years ago
Cite your moobs, Smerf.
9 years ago
and i learned from 9/11 how easily relatively primitive propaganda works in so called western democracies...
9 years ago
Don't pretend (the people of) your country is better, you simple fuck.
9 years ago
no. actually it was at least in the beginning more or less the same over here too. you know, there are also "western democracies" outside of the usa even though it might be hard to imagine that there is life behind this big pond as well...
9 years ago
Duh. Yawn.
9 years ago
"yawn" indeed.
9 years ago
quite possibly the stupidest original statement ever, considering it's propaganda uses so far in primitive eastern theocracies. Oh and theocracies exist somewhere on the other side of the pond where I hear there is life. Intelligent life too, but it exists at a different IP than where your at.
9 years ago
which "statement" are you talking about?
9 years ago
The one where you said you were a fag.
9 years ago
yawn.
9 years ago
Pawn.
9 years ago
fawn.
9 years ago
Lawn.
9 years ago
dawn!
9 years ago
BRAWN!
9 years ago
brawl?
9 years ago
I learned Islam has magical powers when it comes to giving Silverstein a shitload of money (think he still gets 300k a day until his new tower is finished) and giving dickheads an excuse to use the patriot act and war plans they had drawn up already.

I learned the Saudi's used the billions we sent them in aid over the year to develop an indestructible passport, and that Saudi's aren't bad, it's just the ones in Afghanistan.
9 years ago
I learned not to drink moonshine and redwine together tonight in islam with sexy results
9 years ago
I hate white people. The "muslims" we are fighting, has nothing to do with their religion...it's all about economics and Other countries sticking their noses in Middle Eastern affairs. They would be killing only themselves, but for our involvement....BTW...Do any of you know why they actually took down the Trade Center? I do.
9 years ago
enlighten us
9 years ago
oh fuck...save that faggy conspiracy shit you dickless hunk of human shit
9 years ago
No, Dik, let's hear the man out. Maybe he has something to say worth hearing.
9 years ago
i seriously doubt that
9 years ago
You have a closed mind.
9 years ago
i like it that way
9 years ago
actually there's a couple of conspiracy guys at work i have to put up with already...they're enough for me
9 years ago
God made them do it?
9 years ago
Don't trust them. They are probably spies.
9 years ago
You "have to put up with?" What? Too stupid to put them in their place? LOL! Figures.
9 years ago
lol ya that's it...rofl
9 years ago
there is nothing you can say to me that will upset me k-billy.
9 years ago
so at least try to be different you unoriginal box of macaroni
9 years ago
Reasoning with conspiracy theorists is like trying to reason with creationists.

As proven over the last few days. No matter what you say, they choose ignorance.
9 years ago
Sounds like K-Billy.
9 years ago
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