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This Little Piggy Goes To Market

and so does the other one.

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by cheekycov

submitted January 5th 2009

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This Little Piggy Goes To Market
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Could there be any doubt about where the new forms of diseases will originate from?
9 years ago
Nope, still originating from your petri crotch. I'm suprised your username isn't just "Agar".
9 years ago
you will be happy to know, they are held up there with "mighty putty"!!
9 years ago
The gully dwarves in the Dragon Lance books where called Ahgar.
9 years ago
Or so I heard from some dork once.
9 years ago
my favorite is the hysterectomy of krynn
9 years ago
Depends on spelling, 1rish. Both agar and ahgar have been used in the books.
9 years ago
gully dwarves are awesome...
basically like the most pathetic creature in the fantasy universe of dungeons and dragons ;/

9 years ago
Im not suprised you goobers know wtf the characters in funions and dragqueens are.I was too busy beating kids like you up in school
9 years ago
can't say i ever got beat up in school.
besides if someone were to try they would have been knifed...

9 years ago
Uh huh... Riiiight. Well, since I never got beat up in school, you can suck it.
9 years ago
Although I will admit, oxyclean or whatever-that-shit-is-called gets both blood and coffee stains out of carpet.
9 years ago
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS...
9 years ago
Watch out, myaaan, Yak carries a blade.
9 years ago
had to let all that frustration and insecurities out somehow, huh billy?
9 years ago
Asian Slim Jim's.
9 years ago
this is what my cock looks like in a chinese finger trap.
9 years ago
Just shove until you have a bag of jerky.
9 years ago
I hope the market is all down hill.
9 years ago
yeah, let those corporate pigs suffer!
9 years ago
I think you're missing the point. 600lbs. of pig plus 175lbs. of man on a moped.
9 years ago
I thought you were capable of understanding the genious of your pun- joke and word play. "market going downhill" + pigs. I was just playing along toolman. but if you've had enough just say our codeword.
9 years ago
I sincerely doubt those pigs weigh 300lbs a piece, tool.
9 years ago
pigs weigh a shitload more than you'd expect, even ones of that size. Heavy fuckers they are.
9 years ago
600lbs is probably a pretty good estimate i would say
or at least 500ish.....

9 years ago
I appreciated your joke, Bukkake. I haven't seen much from you though, I expect good things.
9 years ago
Oh, I got his joke. It just wasn't that funny.
9 years ago
Bukkake is never funny, he's a cunt.
9 years ago
youre not that great your self baldy
9 years ago
Was I talking to you? Go huff some more paint and fuck off back to your shanty town.
9 years ago
you should exercise fatty baldy
9 years ago
you wont be dipping your dick anywhere being the loser you are in this moment
9 years ago
Funny you should say that, it's only two days ago that I said I'd dig the weights out again, and I've got a nice little Chinese lady to 'dip' into, thank you very much.
If this is losing in life, I'm very happy to be a loser.
9 years ago
this conversation of the traveling weight of a pig on a chink bike reminds me of the average air speed of a swollow conversation from monty python.
9 years ago
I bet you swallow pretty fast, cock smoker.
9 years ago
Mmm, bacon.
9 years ago
what is your special affinity to mako sharks?
9 years ago
Your just splattering dumbness all over the fucking place aren't you?
9 years ago
It's a legitimate question, Magawd. I explained it once, not long ago, Bukkake.
9 years ago
copy and paste for meeeee
9 years ago
It's better than you splattering semen on your shower walls while farting after sex magawd.
9 years ago
It's easier for me to just tell ya. I was a champion swimmer when I was younger, amongst my love for hockey and dirt racing super modified's. Long story short, My swimming coach actually gave me that nickname. When I was in college I read every book I could about sharks, and it became kind of an obsession.
9 years ago
By that reasoning, I should change my screen name to "Cat"

I think I'll stick with Smerf, though
9 years ago
Why cat?

Is it because your bury your poo, rub yourself up against things or stink of piss?
9 years ago
I know, you like to show people your butt hole?
9 years ago
You hate to wash?
9 years ago
You spend 1/3 of your day grooming yourself & 2/3 sleeping?
9 years ago
Cats wash all the time, they are cleaner than dogs.
9 years ago
But he is a human, & maybe he is scared of water like a cat.
9 years ago
P.S. dogs > cats
9 years ago
yea
9 years ago
cats > dogs, unless you live in an area where you need a guard dog.
9 years ago
On the whole, cats are nob heads. If cats were people they would be peados.
9 years ago
I had both a cat and a dog at the same time for 18+ years, they were both great pets but the cat didn't need quite as much looking after. I wouldn't have a dog now because I'm out at work all day, and it's not fair on the dog, but cats can largely be left to their own devices.
9 years ago
oj, somehow i cant picture drums as a cat...
9 years ago
maybe claude or ng could though?
9 years ago
HOLY SHIT how old ARE you mrfudgefelcher?
9 years ago
thanks mako that makes sense. sharks are the shit. i wish it was shark week. I use to lap swim in college, i wasn't any good.
9 years ago
Only young, stupid dicks get all worked up about a person's age.
9 years ago
I'm gonna put a load of my special BukkakeBukowski on that wife of yours slanty eyed face. Don't worry, that extra crease of the eyelid will keep the jism out.
9 years ago
Much more likely is that your gonna drop a load in your pants then use your dirty drawers to make a pot of tea, shit stain.
9 years ago
Brown Tea?
I'm still trying to get used to Green Tea...
9 years ago
Is gonna deliver that in the Mcdonald cantina in the other post
9 years ago
That's insinuating that McDonalds use actual meat in their products. Highly unbelievable.
9 years ago
McDonald's food disturbs me.
9 years ago
I think square pigs taste much better.
9 years ago
You put your dick in the square pig's round hole.
9 years ago
no whining over animal abuse here huh pops?
9 years ago
Dogs are where it's at.
9 years ago
when "those animals" suddenly become the porkchops on his grill the hypocrite morality sorta faids
9 years ago
damn straight
9 years ago
besides i'd have to assume these little piggies are already dead..therefore not suffering
9 years ago
that's how they brought people to guantanamo too...
9 years ago
you ready for your cockmeat sandwich
9 years ago
That's just irresponsible.

There's no rear light on that moped.
9 years ago
it cant have passed an MOT
9 years ago
The piece of shit you drive couldn't pass a 3 year old girl on a tricycle.
9 years ago
Who'd pass her? I'd hang back to watch her little butt working away as she pedalled.
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate fighter?

Pork chops.
9 years ago
no.
9 years ago
Hahahahahahaha. Wooo hoooooo. That joke is HILARIOUS!
9 years ago
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9 years ago
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