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When you got to go.....

You can be the skankiest bitch in London

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by cheekycov

submitted January 5th 2009

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Stay classy, babe!
9 years ago
Freshen your drink govner
9 years ago
Blimey, she's a wicked googly! Let's have tay and beeskeets!
9 years ago
Mako what the fucks that supposed to be ??
9 years ago
Vandykese
9 years ago
your avatar is going to need a bigger boat
9 years ago
idk fries, thats what it sounds like to me when British people speak.
9 years ago
we dont all speak like that...
9 years ago
Cor blimey guv! Aint it a bleedin liberty
9 years ago
The English are the most annoying motherfuckers on earth. Well, except for the Arabs saying alalalalalalalalalalalalalaal.
9 years ago
protip: only the women do that

racism is only funny when someone isnt completely fucking ignorant about it
9 years ago
Fuck Britain. Fuck America. Fuck you.
9 years ago
Fuck you too
9 years ago
fuck this world, and fuck everything you stand for.
9 years ago
take your hate elsewhere dillweed
9 years ago
Please do me the honor of go fucking yourselves. Super. Thanks.
9 years ago
ACCCHmydinnahscold just said all evil in the world can be traced back to Britain. Congrats, Britain.
9 years ago
gonna google you bitch
9 years ago
I didnt get a fucking word of that...
9 years ago
cause its all chav
9 years ago
translation please?
9 years ago
and please explain to me wtf chav is.
9 years ago
He said something about her pissing in the street and he had video'd her
9 years ago
CHAV/CHAVETTE

Chavs are the dregs of human existence. They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and shitty gold jewellery. They are usually attired in shite/fake tracksuits and baseball caps. Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear. They're usually seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking lambert & butlers and wearing fake burberry or nasty velour tracksuits. A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting a lot and trying to start fights with small children or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just small children). Once they are of driving age they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Clio and then spend a fortune "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhausts. Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at automotive design. No one definatively knows where this money comes from. Theories include theft (however they're usually to dumb to get away with it) and drugs (although it's suspected that they can't keep their grubby hands off any stash).
9 years ago
Hope that helps Mako
9 years ago
chavs for dummies..by cheeky
9 years ago
ive forgotten how many times the idiots on here have asked what a chav is
9 years ago
So... what's a chav then?
9 years ago
Oranje
9 years ago
Oh...so they're white people that wish they were black people. Here we just call them wiggers.
9 years ago
Not quite. Chavs are the inbred cousin of wiggers. Chavs are like a white person's version of a gangsta, but a wigga just impersonates what they see on tv. While wiggers actually have a limited amount of intelligence that they choose to ignore, chavs are just full-blown retards.
9 years ago
Basically, the English version of ghetto-ass white people.
9 years ago
Monk, there's effectively now difference between the two subjects of your last sentence.
9 years ago
Thank you, monk and fries. In the U.S. we call them white trash. I'm still trying to figure out what you call a white person born and raised in the inner city that is educated, and pulled himself out of the gutter.
9 years ago
*and cheeky.
9 years ago
Chavs have Saxo's too
9 years ago
...and Peugeot 206's, Escorts, Corsas and Rover 200's. It's just that those seem their favourites
9 years ago
Man girls gone wild U.K. is way different than ours
9 years ago
We get retarded people filming it too. All about equal opportunities over here.
9 years ago
She could have least found an alley to do it in. Girls have no class these days.
9 years ago
If it was in an alley it probably wouldn't been filmed or posted
9 years ago
Damn those alleys and their EMP like powers to disable video cameras.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Does anyone remember a video of a drive-by shooting and then some guy fucking a crackhead in the ghetto.
9 years ago
If there's one thing that mama don't need it's another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto....
9 years ago
In the ghetto...
9 years ago
As her young man dies,
on a cold and gray Chicago mornin',
another little baby child is born
In the ghetto...thankya. Thankyouverymuch.
9 years ago
ELVIS PRESLEY HAS LEFT THIS MORTAL COIL
9 years ago
Elvis is dead?
9 years ago
awww bugger, i submitted this the other night, damn you cheeky for being faster than me :(
9 years ago
shitest quality video in London too
2 years ago
Damn fries you're always on!
2 years ago
Fries?
2 years ago
s'up
2 years ago
recover password
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