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How many beers?

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How many beers would need to drink to eat this?

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by deepcow

submitted January 5th 2009

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Yeah Baby....oh damn....
9 years ago
Beyond words.
9 years ago
1/2 a shandy bass would do me.

Actually, she looks familiar
9 years ago
its the thing from Star Wars IV. Jabba's sand people eater.
9 years ago
That is someones daughter. Her daddy is proud
9 years ago
uhhhh.... i don't even wanna know the kind of dad who would recognize his daughter from this angle.
9 years ago
he was holding the camera
9 years ago
I'd hit it.
9 years ago
The Question was eat, not hit.
9 years ago
I'd eat it sober.
9 years ago
Reminds me of Ace Ventura's talking ass clips.
9 years ago
6 if she doesnt queef... 10 if she does
9 years ago
dunno about u... but beer wouldn't really do enough for me to put that shit near my mouth... lots of cheap whiskey might.
9 years ago
Couldn't get that drunk on beer, 1L of bacardi 151 might work.
9 years ago
eh, i only used beer cuz it was the suggested increment of measure... rather choke down some vodka myself....
9 years ago
anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
9 years ago

anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
9 years ago

anyone remember that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
9 years ago
boredom FTW!
9 years ago
wow.
okay, i'm not even going to call him "Scamp" or rub his tummy anymore...
god bless, rking
seriously...
have as good of a life as Social Services allows you...
9 years ago
rking is a moron possum. the sooner you realize it, the better off you'll be.
9 years ago
i actually thought i could get a good fight out of the guy if i kept up the shit long enough...
now?
i just feel kinda ashamed of myself
9 years ago
Is that your routine Possum?
Looking for a fight are ya?
Does that apply to me as well?
Im not a daisy like rqueen
9 years ago
Thats all very interesting, but I'm wondering if anyone remembers that song "96 Beers"?...some ex-pro wrestler did it back in the 80s...
9 years ago
yep - it was a good tune...could you google it for me, keef?
9 years ago
were they the ones standing on the wall?
9 years ago
i tried to limewire it, but no dice
9 years ago
http://www.motorcityrock.com/bands/dick_the_bruiser_band/audio/dick_the_bruiser_band_96_beers.mp3
9 years ago
io.html
9 years ago
that's the one...
9 years ago
Is that the song called "96 Beers?" that some ex-pro wrestler did back in the 80's?
9 years ago
et tu, fish?
9 years ago
What is your major malfunction numnuts?
9 years ago
dick the bruiser: couldve had a wonderful career in deathmetal
9 years ago
none
9 years ago
hello, my name is jennifer? whats yours??
9 years ago
Howard Feltersnatch, U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security.
9 years ago
hi there Howie.
9 years ago
Hey, how's it goin?
9 years ago
I'd do her. That isn't saying much, though.
9 years ago
sounds like she is attempting to start up a chainsaw
9 years ago
That's the first decent comment i've heard from a woman in quit some time....
9 years ago
Can you imagine the scent? I bet it smells like the shit from a maggot after eating rotting flesh from a dead raccoon
9 years ago
actually, if she is clean then the scent wouldnt be that big of an issue
9 years ago
oh really cause u have girls pussy farting all over you huh? and besides that pussy looks used up, she might have shaved and washed up the outside but im pretty sure there would be a scent coming from the depths of that wind tunnel
9 years ago
she prob uses fish soap, gotta love a girl that smells like fish sticks, mmmm fresh fish sticks.
9 years ago
well i never said there would be no scent, and i also said IF she was clean. and im sorry if the chicks you've been with emit a frightful aroma when the trapped air gets released.
9 years ago
Asaclark, if you tried real hard, i reckon you rearrange your name into summin more apt. - Cunt Perhaps.
9 years ago
you rekon huh? well its a good thing i dont take advice from shitty little cocksuckers who cant arrange letters very well.
9 years ago
No. I said, i reckon. are you not fucking listening cuntybollocks?
9 years ago
Queef on demand, that's my kind of lady.
9 years ago
queef of the damned
9 years ago
Yep, only without the shitty soundtrack or acting.
9 years ago
but there is a plane crash involved
9 years ago
oh great, trains´ll be delayed again.

Is it only british trains that are always fuckin late/delayed/cancelled etc, or does everyone get the same grief?
9 years ago
No, it happens here too. Buses are even worse, but winter is pretty brutal here.
9 years ago
I'd drink a beer out of there. It wouldn't turn me on or anything, I just reckon it'd be fun.
9 years ago
That's hot.
9 years ago
Is this a man?
9 years ago
If you put your next to it you can hear the ocean
9 years ago
your ear
9 years ago
Your reply button
9 years ago
you're right
9 years ago
strangely enough, i understood it without the "ear"
9 years ago
its growling at me. im kinda dissapointed, i thought i had to guess how many beers were going to pop out...
9 years ago
Exactly... I was actually imagining a beer-enema fiasco myself, similar to the chick that chugged a gallon of Carlo Rossi through her ass..... and started shitting everywhere..

But labeled properly... it coulda been a better post..
9 years ago
A beer-enema *tits* fiasco? Oh, I remember *tits* now. That was the chick that *tits* said she got drunk from *tits* it? DAMMIT JARMO, CHANGE YOUR DAMN AVATAR.
9 years ago
8?
9 years ago
I had a girlfriend after she sucked my cock wet she could generate a vacuum in her pussy with her muscles. when I started fucking her pussy it sucked my cock right into it. it was the best ex Ive ever had. fucking her was like the best experience in my entire life.
9 years ago
yeah, we´ve all had one.
9 years ago
*her
9 years ago
she has a cave dweller in there.
9 years ago
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