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I Like Big Butts...

but not that big. Sweet Jesus and the Mary chain.....

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by cheekycov

submitted January 3rd 2009

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I Like Big Butts...
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comments (53)
I think I can almost see the little satellites floating around that booty...
9 years ago
Those are GPS transmitters.
9 years ago
haha, her ass has its own gravitational field
9 years ago
that may be a moon
9 years ago
That's no moon...it's an ass station.
9 years ago
Damn, when that bitch bends over, she blocks out the fuckin sun!
9 years ago
if you pull down her spandex pants it looks just like the moon's surface.
9 years ago
yuck LOL now I'll have that image burned in my mind...
9 years ago
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
9 years ago
fuck the boat your going to need a bigger shark.
9 years ago
Where do you set your drink on it?
9 years ago
You could pretty much set it across the street and let the gravitational field do the rest.
9 years ago
Shhivvers me timbers I'm going to need a bigger harpon
9 years ago
THAR SHE BLOWS!
9 years ago
I cant see any white guy around *looking around*
9 years ago
Lol.. only a skinny white dude could appreciate that ass....
9 years ago
Do they make underwear that big?
9 years ago
the sad thing is, i bet they do.
9 years ago
yeah it's made at tent and awning
9 years ago
Even worse they probably make g strings that big. Hard to keep that a secret Victoria...
9 years ago
I think the movie 300 was set somewhere around there.
9 years ago
IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!
IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!
9 years ago
The Harpoons. Man them.
9 years ago
I wanna kick it
9 years ago
You're risking a broken foot.
9 years ago
you'll get stuck
9 years ago
You'll get sucked into a parallel universe.
9 years ago
^good
better
best
9 years ago
I wonder how good her balance is
9 years ago
Id like to see her black hole sun.
9 years ago
How can anyone love that?
9 years ago
doggy would work well
9 years ago
Kelly Bundy seems to be having a ball.
9 years ago
Looks like she's got elephantitarse.
9 years ago
that cant be real...
9 years ago
your seem excited!
9 years ago
Smuggling a couple of watermelons into that club. ...or a couple of midgets.
9 years ago
$5 says massive tumor.
9 years ago
It probably has teeth and hair growing in it.
9 years ago
i'd pay to see a picture of her sitting on the toilet. her cheeks would be touching the floor.
9 years ago
I wonder what sort of toilet can possibly accommodate that dumper. It would have to be made of concrete and steel.
9 years ago
Future Jerry Springer guest.
9 years ago
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

SIR MIX-A-LOT LYRICS

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"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


[Thanks to funky_baby_blu13@html.com, permanentdamage2@yahoo.com, pathscrosd@aol.com, justchrissa@yahoo.com, Jaipreet, AJ for correcting these lyrics]

[ www.azlyrics.com ]

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9 years ago
fuckin copy paste shit
9 years ago
She has tumor-ass.
9 years ago
yeah.. we know you cant spell, plantshit...
9 years ago
You just know she can't reach to wipe.
9 years ago
She probably uses a bidet set at 800 psi
9 years ago
I'd hit that... But I wonder if my car insurance will cover the damage to the vehicle.
9 years ago
under the b 15 b 15
9 years ago
Bet she just turned around after the flash and went fuck....
9 years ago
does it not occur to people anymore that sometimes its better to put down the cheeseburger? i mean jeez look what they did here, this is mother love at her worst! see what happens when they cancel great shows like forgive or forget?
9 years ago
Worst of all she's at a night club dancing in the cage. She couldn't sweat that thing off if it killed her.


"FatasS!"
9 years ago
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