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seems like they will have fun

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by jerkaholik

submitted January 2nd 2009

66 comments
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comments (66)
Dibs on Cougar #1.
9 years ago
Are you sure about that? You might fall into her pussy and get lost.
9 years ago
Which is that? big tits or white shirt? Cause I will take the other (the one in the middle you can have)
9 years ago
Dibs on the one on the right.
9 years ago
The orange one is all yours Mako
9 years ago
You asked for that, Mako.
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
how much do you think the orange one retails for? i needed some late christmas ideas
9 years ago
Must be expensive, 'cause I seem to remember 1rish1 & JamesT talking about going 50/50 on "the big orange one" a while ago on some thread.
9 years ago
you could kill with that thing san andreas style.
9 years ago
dibs on #3 and the orange dildo
9 years ago
Oranje did you just call me a noob?! Check the date that I joined, you toothless fag. Oh and one more thing: MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!
9 years ago
I just called you a noob for the way you left yourself open, you stupid old fuck.
9 years ago
Nob head
9 years ago
Why don't you get back to sticking your nose up Lucids arse on myspace or something?
9 years ago
Nob head? What are you, 14? Why don't you get back to writing essays about Hank and how great Englan is compared to the rest of the world, or whatever other type of cock sucking extravaganza you're late for.
9 years ago
Essays about Hank? I haven't had any type of contact with hank on MS for some time. You want to try and keep you shit relevant, you cretin.

Is Lucid the only 18 you letch after or are there more kids you're preying upon?
9 years ago
I actually meant to type 1rish, apologies. And I'm not preying on "kids." The last time I knew, 19 is not a kid. Furthermore, Lucid lives about a thousand miles from me, and unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me.
9 years ago
If you think single sentence (maybe 2/3 max) jokes, at the expense of Irish's sexuality are 'essays', you must have left school really fucking early.

"unlike you, I don't need to travel that far to get pussy. I'm so sorry that a female wants to talk to me."

I just fucking told you to keep your shit relevant, dumbass. If you are going to TRY this shit on with me, do it properly. Don't resort to using lame insults like that which are the insult equivalent of colouring by numbers.
9 years ago
In fact Mako, I'm walking away from this.

Contrary to how it may seem, I don't actually have a problem with you. That was just my natural reaction to being called a 'toothless fag'.
9 years ago
My apolgies, Oranje. I just felt I was being attacked as well. And besides, if you scroll down a ways, Morph wants the orange dildo lol.
9 years ago
Someone said I was uptight recently. Maybe they had a point...? I am British after all.
9 years ago
Peace
9 years ago
i never thought 3 girls and an ass load of dildos (no pun intended) would cause such a fight.
9 years ago
It was me that said that, Oranje lol. I always thought the British were way more laid back than Americans.
9 years ago
Actually, all the British people I know in real life are pretty laid back.
9 years ago
When you're in the dentists chair, you don't have much of a choice.
9 years ago
hahaha^, these tooth jokes are killing me inside :(
9 years ago
He got upset at the toothless fag remark because it hit too close to home.
9 years ago
Rolanda loves to 'play dentist'. He lays back and his boyfriend comes over and fills his cavity.
9 years ago
Keep going, I am trying to finish my essay on this conversation.
9 years ago
Conclusion: Krusty is gay

Recommendation: Krusty should stop sucking cock.

Done.
9 years ago
I thought the thing on the left was a jar.

I must sanitize myself now.
9 years ago
yea i wonder how many cups of cat and dog hair get in their pussies when they get into heavy rotation.
9 years ago
Damn when did I say they could use the color orange for the modeling of my funlog?!
9 years ago
hahaha..u die when u get a hardon!
the pitty is that u r impotent.
9 years ago
Holy fuck! LOL
9 years ago
I hurt just from looking at this...
9 years ago
then the submission wasnt senseless.
9 years ago
aren't you in the pic?
9 years ago
he is definitly
9 years ago
stfu crankieboy
9 years ago
Lol geeks and their crazy looking chess sets.
9 years ago
LOL good one.
9 years ago
I see the bishop.
9 years ago
I cant leave the thought that they looks like being used for a long time.
9 years ago
Might wanna try that again when you're NOT high.
9 years ago
Video?
9 years ago
gotta love the silicone fist just left of the center of the table.
9 years ago
good one, but did you notice the other hand with the fingers coming to a point? i guess that's for the smaller huge pussies.
9 years ago
I love the glass of hooch which is carefully perched screen left. As if any of those cunts need encouragement.
9 years ago
i call the big orange one!


...



i mean the blond... yeah the blond...
9 years ago
Morph, why can't you just admit your love for me?
9 years ago
The big orange one was actually modelled on me.
.
Not on my cock, but actually on me, that's what I look like.
9 years ago
I thought it was modeled on Fries' rectum.
9 years ago
Wow Morph, you've been working on your ass stretching that much?
9 years ago
*wanna see them sit on that red 1*
9 years ago
fuck the orange one. look at the black one far left. isnt as long but has a nicer form.
9 years ago
I think the double-decked Oak one lying horizontally is the falice they use after C-sections
9 years ago
All that and a glass of water, at least i think thats what that is on the left...
9 years ago
omg
best.party.ever !!
9 years ago
that made me lol.
9 years ago
in a totaly heterosexual way.
9 years ago
is all of the accumulated over years or did they go on a "lets stretch our pussies further than the years of vaginal abuse already has" shopping spree?
9 years ago
Looks like a comfortable couch...comes in handy when you have something shoved in your ass the size of Mini Me
9 years ago
randy, right now you might think i'm some lame fuck just riding your ass for the hell of it...
ummm...well, that's actualy kind of true :/
...anyway, take my advice or dont
...just sayin
9 years ago
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