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claude died for us

Crucify him!

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by drumrave

submitted January 1st 2009

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claude died for us
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And Claude said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And Claude saw the light, that it was good. And Claude divided the light from the darkness.
And Claude called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
9 years ago
And the sun's light shone down through the living room window and created a warm spot on the carpet.
And Claude saw the warm spot and He said, "This is good."
And He lay down in the warm spot, and it was good.
And Claude fell asleep in the warm spot, and did fuck all for the rest of the week.
9 years ago
... and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
9 years ago
claude wept.
9 years ago
meow brothers and sisters... can I get a MEOW!!!
9 years ago
just throwing this out there... this would look pretty kickass on our fireplace downstairs... if any of you are in the gift giving mood....
just you know.. throwing it out there..

9 years ago
what are you getting at?..
9 years ago
I think he is bragging about his fireplace.
9 years ago
additional bible reference.
9 years ago
"Forgive them Father"...."No, wait, on second thought, slaughter every last fucking one of them".
9 years ago
*paw them halfheartedly
5 years ago
False Idols
9 years ago
america's next false idol
9 years ago
As long as they don't sing or dance that's cool. If the do CATS will be looking for blood
9 years ago
I hate the whole idea of Jesus.
9 years ago
Who said anything about Jesus? We're talking about the prophet Claude, here.
9 years ago
Claude= Buddha
9 years ago
Actually, I'm Meowslim.
9 years ago
Asalama Claudeslim.
9 years ago
dik's vacation :chapter 1:
speaking of dogs...me and jamie and stan were walking down the street this morning..stan took a shit on the sidewalk..i always carry a bag to pretend to pick up his shit with but i never do..it's funny to me....so i guess this old lady saw us joking around ,laughing at stan's shit so she opened up her window and yelled "Do you need a bag to pick that up?"..jamie answered "no thanks..he's got a bag."..i asked her to please stop with that language then she told me to fuck off...we laughed all the way home.........
9 years ago
i just hate you both
(on principle)
cause you seem to be so fucking happy...:(
what i mean to say is:
good luck you
two...
9 years ago
dik, i'd like to volunteer to takre a dump omn jamiees tyts.l You could hold the carera
9 years ago
^You are soon going to make a spelling error that you will regret during your hang-over tomorrow.
9 years ago
how could more spelling errors possibly make it worse for him?
9 years ago
Maybe he'll open up to us?
9 years ago
there is nothing more pitiful, and more glorious, than a grown man on an extended Ether binge
9 years ago
Let me think here...Hunter S. Thompson, possum?
9 years ago
ahhh devil ether
9 years ago
Who told you to fuck off, Jamie or the old lady?
9 years ago
the old lady..that was kind of confusing upon rereading
9 years ago
i don't like stan to hear foul language ..next thing you know he'll be swearing
9 years ago
actually he says "There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
9 years ago
"there is a tendency, once you admit that you do have a drug problem, to try to take things as far as they can possibly go..."
9 years ago
another misquote
9 years ago
correct me?
9 years ago
Look! There's two women fucking a polar bear!
9 years ago
http://plantshit.blogg.se

Check it out!
9 years ago
"once you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can."... i think
9 years ago
My attorney had never been able to accept the notion, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them, and neither have I for that matter.
9 years ago
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
9 years ago
"human grease" <--classic
9 years ago
haha...thats funny dik...we were walking the dogs this morning also and one of them shit on a driveway....so i took their newspaper out of the plastic bag and picked it up.
9 years ago
Your dog took a shit and your fat assed whore of a wife ate it.
9 years ago
"Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine."
9 years ago
A lot of pussy, and only 1 burrow, that's just ... sick.
9 years ago
since none of you got me either a birthday present or a christmas present, i would gladly accept one of these plates.

9 years ago
I've got a plate from Tong Tong's Restaurant I'll send. They cook cats there, so, close enough?
9 years ago
how is that apartment pool working out for you?
9 years ago
okay okay - yak, when was your actual B-day?
...ive got $700 burning a hole in my pocket...
and i keep seeing these "name a star for your loved one" ads...
not that i love you or anything, but - anybody else here wanna name a star "Yak"?
if nothing else, it'd be something for the brits to argue about...
9 years ago
plantshit.. house.. :P
possum it was the 26th of dec :/
i just want to find a fucking url to buy one of these plates even.. lots of shitty animal plates.. none as good as this tho

9 years ago
i've got a free link to adblock i'll send you yak
9 years ago
damn...
9 years ago
Name the star "Mucho" and I'm all for it.
9 years ago
just kidding you pussy
9 years ago
I LOVE BENNY HILL!
9 years ago
i could pay for a dog bowl for your wife if it cost under 2$ and if you put up a picture when she´s eating dog food. You want to buy my blog yak? 100$ and its all yours.
9 years ago
It seems this plate was for a spoof ad in an adult humor comic called Viz. Someone on this link said you can buy them, but Viz's site getting worked on it looks like.

http://www.simong.org/Favourite/topic.php?start=0&onpage=30&forum=things&id=361&custom=&filter=
9 years ago
http://plantshit.blogg.se/
9 years ago
Here is a good article about that Viz comic. They made and sold those cat plates. Now, you'd have to get one from a collector.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Viz_(comic)
9 years ago
This is offtopic, but funny.

Controversy
The comic got in trouble with the United Nations after featuring an article called 'The Thieving Gypsy Bastards'; unbeknownst to the Viz editorial team at the time, Gypsies are regarded as a race under UK law and thus the comic was guilty of racism. During the resultant court case, UK newspaper The Sun ran a story revealing that the principal Roma man who initiated the action against them was in fact also being tried for, and was later found guilty of, handling stolen property – proving that all Gypsies are indeed thieving bastards.

9 years ago
yeah i sent them an email hank, i've been looking around ebay and shit and i can't find any of them for sale... quite ridiculous!

9 years ago
"An orange light slowly crawled up in the dark sky.Filled the heaven with its beautiful light, so passionate and peaceful . No words can describe its beauty"

And then you tortured some small animals, right?
9 years ago
Your blog sucks ass.
9 years ago
apparently he fed his crows

9 years ago
Yeah, ebay is the first place I looked.

Did you see they also made a Elvis/King Tut clock? I'm trying to find a pic of it.
9 years ago
what should i write about then ? Anthank
9 years ago
I think it's funny that feeding your crows gives you a feeling of power.

Why don't you write about eating crows, or about drinking your own piss, or about raping a retarded girl. You know, the real you.

Btw, I left the very first comment on your blog.
9 years ago
LMAO @ the frozen moose. Classic, Hank, classic!
9 years ago
Hee hee
9 years ago
why is that funny?


I could write about that, what i just wrote was the real me.


Thanks!
9 years ago
and i didn't rape her, i just "convinced" her .
9 years ago
Oh, was that the "real" you?

*too bored to continue*
9 years ago
you are arrogance
9 years ago
You aren't clever enough to be interesting.
9 years ago
I thought he was kidding about the blog until Hank actually tried it out. And you know what item is cool that was posted here once? That UFO cow light.
9 years ago
Link, please.
9 years ago
literary gold plantshit
9 years ago
I couldn't find the one on MS, so I just googled it:
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/the_abduction_lamp.php
9 years ago
Damn. It turns out that lamp isn't for sale yet. I believe the makers are still looking for a distributor.
9 years ago
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/46253

how could you NOT find it? tags -> a-c -> cow
right there on the first page
9 years ago
I typed in UFO lamp and cow lamp. I looked up the first three pages and then stopped. I usually assume I can't find anything through the MS search, so I just use google.
9 years ago
Oooohhhh, he just dissed the MuchoSearch.
9 years ago
ass
u
me
9 years ago
and i didn't rape her, i just "convinced" her .
9 years ago
way to go
9 years ago
Most impressive.
9 years ago
Give him time, guys. Hes new around here and hasn't figured out how the site works yet.
9 years ago
Jesus Cat Superstar. I smell a broadway smash hit.
9 years ago
Thats bull. Totally disrespectful to Jesus and to millions of his followers. Selling plates? Cats? where is this, Texas?
9 years ago
It's your ass
9 years ago
wtf?
9 years ago
Fuck Jesus, He's dead.
9 years ago
If you think that plate's funny, check out another Viz Classic Collector's item that they ended up actually selling - The Elvis Presley-Tutankhamen-Dam-Busters Clock. Basically, it was the death mask of Tutankhamen, with Elvis Presley's 1970's kick-ass sunglasses, black hair and sideburns in the Elvis Stylee, and a clock with the dam Busters planes soaring over the skies of Germany after bombing the Bejayzuz out of 'em stuck on the front.
Classic!
9 years ago
one of my kitties is named Fuzzy!
9 years ago
^kittenfag
3 years ago
Was this drawn by a 6 yr old
3 years ago
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