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Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Date A Meat-Eater

Turns out skulk is a vegetarian.

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by Jones

submitted December 30th 2008

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He doesn't like blowjobs?
10 years ago
This kid fucking spanked Frank Shamrock at UFC XXXLV, fucking spanked!
10 years ago
#1 Reason- Because he is a total faggot.
10 years ago
#2 Reason- Bc no man (Hes not included bc hes obviously a woman) doesnt like eating meat...
10 years ago
ewwww!
10 years ago
ditto. and i could rant about how ignorant most of the things he says are, but i'd rather just store up that anger so that i can hit the next emo vegetarian faggot that much harder the next time i meet one.
10 years ago
if he dated a meat eater maybe there would be enough testosterone in the jizz for him to man up
10 years ago
that how you 'man up' ?
10 years ago
no need to point fingers Boot!
10 years ago
boot, we all know how you "man up"... skulk has the vid on his myspace
10 years ago
bbt boot wasnt manning up. he was getting his manhood taken.
10 years ago
whatever postal, we all know in that video you got your face all manned up
10 years ago
This guy needs a shotgun shoved up his ass and id love to pull the trigger!
10 years ago
I bet you would like to pull anything from his ass!
10 years ago
I bet
10 years ago
If you guys are gonna make bets, put your money where your mouth is, and I'll put this dick where your money is.
10 years ago
I bet you would enjoy that.
10 years ago
Now your betting properly.
10 years ago
But Im a vegetarian.
10 years ago
That doesn't stop you from getting sausage in your mouth.
10 years ago
That guy said "Moobs are sexy." then blew you a kiss, Smerv.

You can get some mock duck in your dutch oven.
10 years ago
its called a buckwheat when you get shot up the ass. i...uh...didnt know if you guys knew that.
10 years ago
i dont know nothing and thats why i come here
10 years ago
In a related story, ... I enjoy cramming cabbage-bundles, up my gaping anus!
10 years ago
He sucks dick, that's basically eating meat
10 years ago
yup, this emo fag eats plenty of man meat so he is definetly NOT a VAGITARIAN..

10 years ago
about 0:03 i knew he was gay
10 years ago
right about at "about to click play" i knew he was a meat eater.
10 years ago
no offense to him, or anyone...i support "gay rights", "gay marriage" even...
but if i ever met this guy face-to-face?
...i would have to punch him at least 5 or 6 times...
10 years ago
A gay right, is 9 times out of 10 a gay wrong.
10 years ago
I'd like to punch him too.
10 years ago
...yep - nothing against gays...just dont require the 95% of us who are straight, to think of you as anything less than anything other than Freakazoids...
your not "normal"...get over it
10 years ago
That guy is definitely the one that got his ass beat on a daily basis in high school.
10 years ago
And what the fuck are those things on his bottom lip?
10 years ago
He looks like he got it fucked on a daily basis too, by meat alternatives though of course.
10 years ago
I guess this is the "in thing" now. I see kids dressed like this and acting all faggy way too often lately.
10 years ago
That's because in this day and age, if you kick his ass you go to jail and get expelled from school, regardless of your age.
10 years ago
Mako those piercings are called "snake bites" lol. no doubt this dude rides dicks.
10 years ago
They should be called cock bites.
10 years ago
It's where you hook up the tow chain.
10 years ago
Toilet chain.
10 years ago
snake bites, a.k.a. cock rails
10 years ago
If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
10 years ago
and make them taste so good?
10 years ago
mmm...bacon....
10 years ago
mmm possum
10 years ago
im a man eater
10 years ago
I'm stinky.
10 years ago
I'm sure you are.
10 years ago
the title could as well be: "10 ten reasons nobody ever dates me"
10 years ago
LOLZ. No shit.
10 years ago
or "10 reasons to hate ignorant vegetarian emo fags - if you didn't have enough reasons already"
10 years ago
peta really sucks. any real animal rights activist can confirm that.
10 years ago
An animal right, is 9 times out of 10 an animal wrong.
10 years ago
i belong to PETA....people eating tasty animals.
10 years ago
einehund is so original......... i bet he didnt even hear that one on comedy central during the pamela anderson roast.
10 years ago
i'm in korea, and before that i was in iraq. the last time i saw comedy central was close to 3 years ago.
10 years ago
People eating tasty animals has been around for a long time.
10 years ago
So black people are rotting from the inside out?
10 years ago
Right, 'cause only black people eat KFC right? Hahahahahaha. Fail.
10 years ago
/unFail
10 years ago
Well their sure rotting more than paleFace.
10 years ago
Well, he can count, I'll give that to him...
10 years ago
thats not the only thing you would like to give him i bet.
10 years ago
OH HOHOHO! ZING!
10 years ago
santa?
10 years ago
yeah, I'd like to give him a tazer shot to the head, watch him twitch, that's about it...
10 years ago
Who the hell makes a list on ten and doesn't count down to one?
10 years ago
who the hell actually watched this. i stopped watching when he hit 1.
10 years ago
You came when he hit 1
10 years ago
So, vegitarianism is healthier, huh?


How come my vegan aunt is sick all the time and takes a whole load of supplements, you pansy fuck?
10 years ago
I'd like to give your aunt a protein supplement.
10 years ago
obviously smerf, there are stiil traces of omnivoristic behavior, latent in your Vegan aunt,of course, that require at least a slice or two of Slimy Luncheon Meat as a (shameful) source of Protein...she denies herself her heritage,
and dies, slowly, from ignoring the the Prime Directive:
Meat as meat
10 years ago
I'm starting to have less and less of an idea of what "meat as meat" actually means...
10 years ago
No, 1rish1. You really wouldn't. And possum is correct:

HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES, YOU FUCKING HIPPIES!!!
10 years ago
ive been vegan for 2 years and im good. maybe your aunts immune system just blows. or maybe its all the supplements, because i have never touched those.
10 years ago
I was looking up vegetarianism, and it seems like a very beneficial for a number of reasons. Aside from health benefits, it's good for the environment.
10 years ago
Very beneficial dietary alternative*
10 years ago
Another reason to hate MikeBeez.
10 years ago
oh hi hank how are you tonight.
10 years ago
Do you really care, or are just asking to be polite?
10 years ago
no i care, where do you live again? whats going on there at this hour?
10 years ago
I live in Japan. It's 7:00 pm here. I just came in to the office to get some addresses for some late New Year's cards, but am getting a little mucho in, because this computer is way faster than what's at the house.

How about you?
10 years ago
I don't think he really cared.
10 years ago
Not with it being past 9PM here, it doesn't sound like a care thing, since you constantly mention japan, so maybe hes hoping more for pity
10 years ago
Who are you?
10 years ago
he's Apac, sill..... Tupac's half retarded brother
10 years ago
Only half?
10 years ago
lol sorry hank it was 4 a.m. here when you posted, i just did a little writing and fell asleep. Japan thats cool what do you do there?
10 years ago
You really don't know shit, yo do?
10 years ago
You've been here almost a fucking year!!!
10 years ago
He isn't very quick on the uptake.
10 years ago
it not like nonvegans would not take any supplements. And there is no reasong anyone would be unhealthy because hes vegan.
10 years ago
are you making fun of norwegians, cheech?
10 years ago
Ok someone get my gun its time to put this emo fag out of his misery.
10 years ago
I thought they took themselves out and posted it on the internet...
10 years ago
This gets probably the biggest WTF from any video I've watched here :/
10 years ago
I like how yak came up with the 'gay' tag yet found it within himself to come up with 'really gay' as well. kudos.
10 years ago
Oh, did you like that?

Shut it Kirk. Noone cares what you like.
10 years ago
that's not very nice
10 years ago
It wasn't, was it?
10 years ago
i care what everyone on mucho things ;/

10 years ago
I see what you did there, clever.
10 years ago
I hope that doesn't become a regular think on here.
10 years ago
The thinks I have to put up with here.
10 years ago
I fucking hate you guys.
10 years ago
All you lot are self-abusing fucknuts
10 years ago
Especially the Captain. He's so into is self-abusing he's got calluses on his dik
10 years ago
When Wank says 'hate', he actually means 'would love to dip you in honey and then lick it all off of'....& if you ask me, that is pretty gay.
10 years ago
No one's asking you, sheriff shithead.
10 years ago
Hahahaha!
10 years ago
Shut up & get back to listening to Robbie Williams.
10 years ago
Hi Wanko, fuck you.
10 years ago
he probably made this video to win rise against tickets. I'm not a vegetarian.
10 years ago
rise against is so gay, good one
10 years ago
so are tickets. hell yeah.
10 years ago
in the food chain things that eat meat eat the things that dont

we should just grind up vegetarians and feed them to starving africans imo
10 years ago
We should grind up the starving Africans and make the veggies eat them.
10 years ago
Baseball bat. Face.
10 years ago
You're up, slugger. Let me step back a bit-I don't want that douchenozzle's blood on me.
10 years ago
you'll get the AIDS :x
10 years ago
you are a fuckin spoiled brat from suburbia. no one feels sorry for you. go get a fucking hair cut.
10 years ago
This guy scores high on the gaydar.
10 years ago
Don't you have to be gay to have one of those?
10 years ago
No, you simply have to be around gay people for long enough for it to develop
10 years ago
You can always fuck a tranny, it's the slackers way to getting one.
10 years ago
ugh my sister has this guy as a friend on myspace he calls himself "Gay God" lol fucken fagaler, i bet his dad gave him to much of his meat,and as a result, turning him faggish and veggetarian.
10 years ago
tell your sister she's a stupid whore for me, and thanks for swallowing.
10 years ago
only if you tell the your mom the same
10 years ago
funny that this vid shows up because i just finished watching the episode of SP where Kyle, Fatass,Stan and Butters try to save baby cows. Kyle sticks to being a vegan and grows pussies all over his body.
10 years ago
I think i missed that one gotta look for it. funny
10 years ago
fags are gay
10 years ago
He probably has a myspace.
10 years ago
oh you can bet your ass this ball-boy has a myspace
10 years ago
Myspace is gay.
10 years ago
we all knew your ass was
10 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure you're the only one thinking about my ass at all.
10 years ago
well.....after that pickle jar you sat on broke in your anus....we have all thought about it just a little
10 years ago
You're a few weeks late on that joke. I'm not suprised though, you seem to be a day late and a dollar short kind of guy.
10 years ago
dik and 1rish1 need to shut up about Myspace
10 years ago
^Or else he'll cry and cry
10 years ago
^All have myspace.
10 years ago
Spacecore.
10 years ago
fucking squash eating fag
10 years ago
I just wanna say Ill miss most of you guys. If yellowstone blows up we are fucking dead. say goodbye to the westside
10 years ago
toodle-oo
10 years ago
I heard if Yellowstone blows up, everyone will die because of the ensuing cloud smokes and shit.
10 years ago
I hhheard t-that if yellow stone b-blows up, if it blows up, t-that dinosaurs will come b-back to life... its true.
10 years ago
fag,how can you speak of dating when you sound supremly homo.
10 years ago
oh dear...
10 years ago
Demented? is your avy a real pic of you?...
...please say yes...
10 years ago
I want to punch him in his face, and then kick him while he crys.
10 years ago
he's a fucking faggot
10 years ago
I would only need ONE reason to punch this fucking kid in the face. Ignorant prick.
10 years ago
what a bulshit!!! his gay or what???maybe he forgot his banana in his ass
10 years ago
if i see that pouty lip of his one more time i'm gunna nab it between two fingers and cut what i have off with a pair of scissors
10 years ago
rofl. a faggot and vegan ideals in the same video? truly sick.
10 years ago
aawww look, its DIKs boyfriend
10 years ago
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