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Top 10 Reasons Why Not To Date A Meat-Eater

Turns out skulk is a vegetarian.

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by Jones

submitted December 30th 2008

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He doesn't like blowjobs?
9 years ago
This kid fucking spanked Frank Shamrock at UFC XXXLV, fucking spanked!
9 years ago
#1 Reason- Because he is a total faggot.
9 years ago
#2 Reason- Bc no man (Hes not included bc hes obviously a woman) doesnt like eating meat...
9 years ago
ewwww!
9 years ago
ditto. and i could rant about how ignorant most of the things he says are, but i'd rather just store up that anger so that i can hit the next emo vegetarian faggot that much harder the next time i meet one.
9 years ago
if he dated a meat eater maybe there would be enough testosterone in the jizz for him to man up
9 years ago
that how you 'man up' ?
9 years ago
no need to point fingers Boot!
9 years ago
boot, we all know how you "man up"... skulk has the vid on his myspace
9 years ago
bbt boot wasnt manning up. he was getting his manhood taken.
9 years ago
whatever postal, we all know in that video you got your face all manned up
9 years ago
This guy needs a shotgun shoved up his ass and id love to pull the trigger!
9 years ago
I bet you would like to pull anything from his ass!
9 years ago
I bet
9 years ago
If you guys are gonna make bets, put your money where your mouth is, and I'll put this dick where your money is.
9 years ago
I bet you would enjoy that.
9 years ago
Now your betting properly.
9 years ago
But Im a vegetarian.
9 years ago
That doesn't stop you from getting sausage in your mouth.
9 years ago
That guy said "Moobs are sexy." then blew you a kiss, Smerv.

You can get some mock duck in your dutch oven.
9 years ago
its called a buckwheat when you get shot up the ass. i...uh...didnt know if you guys knew that.
9 years ago
i dont know nothing and thats why i come here
9 years ago
In a related story, ... I enjoy cramming cabbage-bundles, up my gaping anus!
9 years ago
He sucks dick, that's basically eating meat
9 years ago
yup, this emo fag eats plenty of man meat so he is definetly NOT a VAGITARIAN..

9 years ago
about 0:03 i knew he was gay
9 years ago
right about at "about to click play" i knew he was a meat eater.
9 years ago
no offense to him, or anyone...i support "gay rights", "gay marriage" even...
but if i ever met this guy face-to-face?
...i would have to punch him at least 5 or 6 times...
9 years ago
A gay right, is 9 times out of 10 a gay wrong.
9 years ago
I'd like to punch him too.
9 years ago
...yep - nothing against gays...just dont require the 95% of us who are straight, to think of you as anything less than anything other than Freakazoids...
your not "normal"...get over it
9 years ago
That guy is definitely the one that got his ass beat on a daily basis in high school.
9 years ago
And what the fuck are those things on his bottom lip?
9 years ago
He looks like he got it fucked on a daily basis too, by meat alternatives though of course.
9 years ago
I guess this is the "in thing" now. I see kids dressed like this and acting all faggy way too often lately.
9 years ago
That's because in this day and age, if you kick his ass you go to jail and get expelled from school, regardless of your age.
9 years ago
Mako those piercings are called "snake bites" lol. no doubt this dude rides dicks.
9 years ago
They should be called cock bites.
9 years ago
It's where you hook up the tow chain.
9 years ago
Toilet chain.
9 years ago
snake bites, a.k.a. cock rails
9 years ago
If god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
9 years ago
and make them taste so good?
9 years ago
mmm...bacon....
9 years ago
mmm possum
9 years ago
im a man eater
9 years ago
I'm stinky.
9 years ago
I'm sure you are.
9 years ago
the title could as well be: "10 ten reasons nobody ever dates me"
9 years ago
LOLZ. No shit.
9 years ago
or "10 reasons to hate ignorant vegetarian emo fags - if you didn't have enough reasons already"
9 years ago
peta really sucks. any real animal rights activist can confirm that.
9 years ago
An animal right, is 9 times out of 10 an animal wrong.
9 years ago
i belong to PETA....people eating tasty animals.
9 years ago
einehund is so original......... i bet he didnt even hear that one on comedy central during the pamela anderson roast.
9 years ago
i'm in korea, and before that i was in iraq. the last time i saw comedy central was close to 3 years ago.
9 years ago
People eating tasty animals has been around for a long time.
9 years ago
So black people are rotting from the inside out?
9 years ago
Right, 'cause only black people eat KFC right? Hahahahahaha. Fail.
9 years ago
/unFail
9 years ago
Well their sure rotting more than paleFace.
9 years ago
Well, he can count, I'll give that to him...
9 years ago
thats not the only thing you would like to give him i bet.
9 years ago
OH HOHOHO! ZING!
9 years ago
santa?
9 years ago
yeah, I'd like to give him a tazer shot to the head, watch him twitch, that's about it...
9 years ago
Who the hell makes a list on ten and doesn't count down to one?
9 years ago
who the hell actually watched this. i stopped watching when he hit 1.
9 years ago
You came when he hit 1
9 years ago
So, vegitarianism is healthier, huh?


How come my vegan aunt is sick all the time and takes a whole load of supplements, you pansy fuck?
9 years ago
I'd like to give your aunt a protein supplement.
9 years ago
obviously smerf, there are stiil traces of omnivoristic behavior, latent in your Vegan aunt,of course, that require at least a slice or two of Slimy Luncheon Meat as a (shameful) source of Protein...she denies herself her heritage,
and dies, slowly, from ignoring the the Prime Directive:
Meat as meat
9 years ago
I'm starting to have less and less of an idea of what "meat as meat" actually means...
9 years ago
No, 1rish1. You really wouldn't. And possum is correct:

HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES, YOU FUCKING HIPPIES!!!
9 years ago
ive been vegan for 2 years and im good. maybe your aunts immune system just blows. or maybe its all the supplements, because i have never touched those.
9 years ago
I was looking up vegetarianism, and it seems like a very beneficial for a number of reasons. Aside from health benefits, it's good for the environment.
9 years ago
Very beneficial dietary alternative*
9 years ago
Another reason to hate MikeBeez.
9 years ago
oh hi hank how are you tonight.
9 years ago
Do you really care, or are just asking to be polite?
9 years ago
no i care, where do you live again? whats going on there at this hour?
9 years ago
I live in Japan. It's 7:00 pm here. I just came in to the office to get some addresses for some late New Year's cards, but am getting a little mucho in, because this computer is way faster than what's at the house.

How about you?
9 years ago
I don't think he really cared.
9 years ago
Not with it being past 9PM here, it doesn't sound like a care thing, since you constantly mention japan, so maybe hes hoping more for pity
9 years ago
Who are you?
9 years ago
he's Apac, sill..... Tupac's half retarded brother
9 years ago
Only half?
9 years ago
lol sorry hank it was 4 a.m. here when you posted, i just did a little writing and fell asleep. Japan thats cool what do you do there?
9 years ago
You really don't know shit, yo do?
9 years ago
You've been here almost a fucking year!!!
9 years ago
He isn't very quick on the uptake.
9 years ago
it not like nonvegans would not take any supplements. And there is no reasong anyone would be unhealthy because hes vegan.
9 years ago
are you making fun of norwegians, cheech?
9 years ago
Ok someone get my gun its time to put this emo fag out of his misery.
9 years ago
I thought they took themselves out and posted it on the internet...
9 years ago
This gets probably the biggest WTF from any video I've watched here :/
9 years ago
I like how yak came up with the 'gay' tag yet found it within himself to come up with 'really gay' as well. kudos.
9 years ago
Oh, did you like that?

Shut it Kirk. Noone cares what you like.
9 years ago
that's not very nice
9 years ago
It wasn't, was it?
9 years ago
i care what everyone on mucho things ;/

9 years ago
I see what you did there, clever.
9 years ago
I hope that doesn't become a regular think on here.
9 years ago
The thinks I have to put up with here.
9 years ago
I fucking hate you guys.
9 years ago
All you lot are self-abusing fucknuts
9 years ago
Especially the Captain. He's so into is self-abusing he's got calluses on his dik
9 years ago
When Wank says 'hate', he actually means 'would love to dip you in honey and then lick it all off of'....& if you ask me, that is pretty gay.
9 years ago
No one's asking you, sheriff shithead.
9 years ago
Hahahaha!
9 years ago
Shut up & get back to listening to Robbie Williams.
9 years ago
Hi Wanko, fuck you.
9 years ago
he probably made this video to win rise against tickets. I'm not a vegetarian.
9 years ago
rise against is so gay, good one
9 years ago
so are tickets. hell yeah.
9 years ago
in the food chain things that eat meat eat the things that dont

we should just grind up vegetarians and feed them to starving africans imo
9 years ago
We should grind up the starving Africans and make the veggies eat them.
9 years ago
Baseball bat. Face.
9 years ago
You're up, slugger. Let me step back a bit-I don't want that douchenozzle's blood on me.
9 years ago
you'll get the AIDS :x
9 years ago
you are a fuckin spoiled brat from suburbia. no one feels sorry for you. go get a fucking hair cut.
9 years ago
This guy scores high on the gaydar.
9 years ago
Don't you have to be gay to have one of those?
9 years ago
No, you simply have to be around gay people for long enough for it to develop
9 years ago
You can always fuck a tranny, it's the slackers way to getting one.
9 years ago
ugh my sister has this guy as a friend on myspace he calls himself "Gay God" lol fucken fagaler, i bet his dad gave him to much of his meat,and as a result, turning him faggish and veggetarian.
9 years ago
tell your sister she's a stupid whore for me, and thanks for swallowing.
9 years ago
only if you tell the your mom the same
9 years ago
funny that this vid shows up because i just finished watching the episode of SP where Kyle, Fatass,Stan and Butters try to save baby cows. Kyle sticks to being a vegan and grows pussies all over his body.
9 years ago
I think i missed that one gotta look for it. funny
9 years ago
fags are gay
9 years ago
He probably has a myspace.
9 years ago
oh you can bet your ass this ball-boy has a myspace
9 years ago
Myspace is gay.
9 years ago
we all knew your ass was
9 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure you're the only one thinking about my ass at all.
9 years ago
well.....after that pickle jar you sat on broke in your anus....we have all thought about it just a little
9 years ago
You're a few weeks late on that joke. I'm not suprised though, you seem to be a day late and a dollar short kind of guy.
9 years ago
dik and 1rish1 need to shut up about Myspace
9 years ago
^Or else he'll cry and cry
9 years ago
^All have myspace.
9 years ago
Spacecore.
9 years ago
fucking squash eating fag
9 years ago
I just wanna say Ill miss most of you guys. If yellowstone blows up we are fucking dead. say goodbye to the westside
9 years ago
toodle-oo
9 years ago
I heard if Yellowstone blows up, everyone will die because of the ensuing cloud smokes and shit.
9 years ago
I hhheard t-that if yellow stone b-blows up, if it blows up, t-that dinosaurs will come b-back to life... its true.
9 years ago
fag,how can you speak of dating when you sound supremly homo.
9 years ago
oh dear...
9 years ago
Demented? is your avy a real pic of you?...
...please say yes...
9 years ago
I want to punch him in his face, and then kick him while he crys.
9 years ago
he's a fucking faggot
9 years ago
I would only need ONE reason to punch this fucking kid in the face. Ignorant prick.
9 years ago
what a bulshit!!! his gay or what???maybe he forgot his banana in his ass
9 years ago
if i see that pouty lip of his one more time i'm gunna nab it between two fingers and cut what i have off with a pair of scissors
9 years ago
rofl. a faggot and vegan ideals in the same video? truly sick.
9 years ago
aawww look, its DIKs boyfriend
9 years ago
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