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george bush

can't get fooled again

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by dik

submitted December 29th 2008

239 comments
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As erudite as any other American, really.
9 years ago
Comments like that indicate that you aren't too bright yourself.
9 years ago
Ignorant.
9 years ago
nah i agree with oranje americans are fuckin dumb... i mean the fact this idiot became president shows how stupid they are
9 years ago
That is an idiotic statement. The fact that you made it leads me to believe you are a fucking imbecile.
9 years ago
I always thought everyone outside of America were fags, except hot Asian chicks.
9 years ago
I am also vaguely cognizant of a colony of prostitutes in Amsterdam, but I heard they are being gotten of by the fags.
9 years ago
America, suck it fags.
9 years ago
prime example^
9 years ago
Of the awesome that is America.
9 years ago
You would appreciate it, if only you weren't gay.
9 years ago
just wait til the nigger gets ahold of it and we turn into Nazi Germany
9 years ago
Huh? Why would we turn into Nazi Germany? As far as whiny, whinging complaints go, that's one of the stupider ones.
9 years ago
fucking american nazi's
9 years ago
OK, I'll concede that it may not include 'any' American. It certainly covers the majority.
9 years ago
Including every British immigrant.
9 years ago
we never immigrated anywhere , we British used to own your asses
9 years ago
The people that had sense left your country and went to America.
9 years ago
I dont understand why everyone hates America, Apart from Nam and the wars right now we have done alot of good in the world.
9 years ago
They hate us because they aren't us.
9 years ago
All just jealous.
9 years ago
Britain is the most jealous of all.
9 years ago
well if america didnt step into ww2 the nation would have been a better place cuz it would be a clean slate with no impure souls cuz the nazi germans would have killed off all that were different. Hopfully that time will come again.
9 years ago
You, sir, are the winner of the Fuckwit Of The Day Award. Congratulations!
9 years ago
Seriously, how fucking dumb is this man.

I challenge any GWB fan (K-Billy) to find a leader of a 1st world country who has had as many funny quotes as that dumb shit.
9 years ago
he`s a recovering alcoholic, give the poor feeb a break.
9 years ago
there are a lot of smart people who cant talk properly, im not saying bush is smart or whatever, (he has so many advisor's anyway)
but talking has nothing to do with being smart
9 years ago
I dont think you understand chips eater.He is not all that good at public speaking (obviously)
Its not that I hate hime personally,he is a spending dipshit who loves the illegals.
Barak will certainly come off as cool and eloquent-meanwhile he may turn out to be far worse than W.Im going to sit on the sidelines though and not say a damn thing.
9 years ago
jesus we need to be able to edit our tripe.ALl im saying is..Barak has a huge shitstorm hes gonna have to contend with,starting with the Jews and the lame-0-stinians
9 years ago
god lets not start another retarded going nowhere political debate tonight fellas, cant we talk about tits or death?
9 years ago
Bush is a very poor public speaker.. Obama doesn't know how many states are in the union... it's sure a relief to know neither of them are really in charge of anything...
9 years ago
tits are cool
death, not so much
9 years ago
Obama doesn't know how many states are in the union? Really, do you suppose he is just dumb or had a poor education? Because, that's how presidents of the Harvard Law Review are usually described.
9 years ago
Bush probably has average intelligence. The problem is that he was handed a higher education and had every opportunity spoon fed to him. With those benefits you would think he would be slightly smarter than the average person.
9 years ago
so who would a perfect presidential candidate be?

ROBOCOP
9 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
9 years ago
I'm not questioning Obama's intellect, nor supporting Bush. Just pointing out that anyone can be made to look stupid in media, it's all in how you spin it.
9 years ago
Do you really think everyone is equally able to be lampooned for speaking errors? Everyone speaks equally well and it depends on whether the media spins it or not? That is just fucking ridiculous.

Seems to me, Bush has provided more 'spinnable' material than any other politician in recorded history.
9 years ago
i prefer this one roland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMo0WlSvrIY&NR=1 lol
9 years ago
Bush and Palin would make for perfect fuck buddies.
9 years ago
On your points..
1.It depends on who is doing the lampooning.
2.I didn't say that.
3.The guy comes off as a retard, but if I were the owner of some large media conglomerate, I could dredge up every comment you ever posted containing misspelled words, or every time you made a false statement and broadcast it to the masses as your entire body of work over and over again until the drooling populace held you as a knuckle dragging retard.
My point was that the media holds way too much power over people who, recently, don't seem to have the wherewithal to think for themselves.
9 years ago
No, you pretty much said that.

"anyone can be made to look stupid in media, it's all in how you spin it."

You are saying Bush's idiocy isn't the issue. The media spin is the issue. Anybody could be made to look as foolish as Bush is what you are implying.

I think that is a pretty dumb thing to say.
9 years ago
Whatever Bush may or may not be, he's not a fag, and that's more than any other country can say about their leaders, except possibly Russia. America, because we're not a bunch of fags.
9 years ago
No, I'm saying people eat what they're fed, and most graze the cnn field or the fox field while giving one another the evil eye over the fence... I think you're pretty dumb to have committed yourself to one of two pastures.
9 years ago
the difference is, with bush you don't have to SPIN it to make him look stupid.
9 years ago
I'm not committed to any "pasture", cow fucker.
9 years ago
You were dumb enough to vote for a smarmy comedian to represent your state in the senate...

Surely that's a pasture in and of itself..
9 years ago
shut up you jap fucker
9 years ago
Smarmy comedians can't be good politicians? Is there some kind of logical reasoning there? Of course not.

Your mental activity is about as extensive as a piece of sod. Fuck off. Go back to pasturbating about media conspiracies to yourself.
9 years ago
^Walks around farting and ruminating in his field of dreams.

Did you just use the terms "good" and "politician" in the same sentence?

Ahhaahahaha... enjoy your cheatgrass you bucolic fuck.
9 years ago
So, you favor no government? Anarchy?

I wonder how well that would work?
9 years ago
But, I do stroll around my field of dreams farting and ruminating. That's quite a nice image. I think I will use it in the future.

And bucolic isn't an insult either, in my opinion. I'll take rural over urban any day, you cudfucking cowfister.
9 years ago
Honestly, I'd favor a Constitutional government sans bankers. It's a stick-thin pipe dream I know, but a fellas got to stick by his convictions, no?
9 years ago
So, there can be a good politician.
9 years ago
it's not fucking "spin" when you show this walking turd saying something like "OB/GYNs practice their love with women" or "fool me twice... you can't get fooled again". that's not spin, it's a moron. everyone misspeaks but this asshole is the clusterfucked combination of a 3rd-grade vocabulary and years of hard drug use.
9 years ago
...and a lifetime of getting whatever he wants.
9 years ago
There's video of Bush's old debates out there. He's not stupid and he can give a speech without sounding stupid or misspeaking. It's an act. Same as Palin. President of the States and Governor of Alaska. Millions of people who believe them to be stupid, and yet don't have have half the brains required to understand the system enough to be mayor of a town of two.
9 years ago
you can't possibly really think palin's stupid shit was an act..
9 years ago
Wanko is a paranoid conspiracy theorist nutjob. He's also a paranoid, doom prophesying "survivalist". Pop and bag behind him and he'll disappear into his underground bunker full of canned food, guns, and nudie mags.
9 years ago
note to wanko: find your own damn bunker
9 years ago
Hey Orangie, the guy has a speech impediment. So what? He's a lot smarter than most people on this site, including you. He went to Yale and Harvard, have you accomplished as much? Of course he was just given all this on a silver platter. Whatever fits your bill man.

Obama already has gaffes in the way he speaks and the guys not even in office yet. Put him in front of a camera without his teleprompter and watch the fun. "57 states?" Please. He misspoke, just like Bush did. Does that give me the excuse to call Obama a dunce? I guess according to this video and subsequent arguments, yeah.
9 years ago
bush doesn't have a speech impediment ..he's stupid
9 years ago
He's über dumb.

Smarter than K-Billy though.
9 years ago
& the global credit crisis is Bush's fault too. He is the one who got the banks to give mortgages to people who couldn't afford them.
9 years ago
He pushed the property owning democracy too far without considering the implications. What a surprise.
9 years ago
what speech impediment exactly makes someone dumb?

9 years ago
Of course the current credit crisis is bush's fault. Woah. Really? Because i thought back in 03' he tried to pass regulations on Fanny and Freddy. oops. i guess I'm not reading out of your history book. If anything. This current crisis is a prime example of how liberal policies do not work.
9 years ago
That may be so, but, and this is a big but, here is a little from Bush's speach on Increasing Minority Homeownership at The George Washington University Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2002.

"You see, we want everybody in America to own their own home. That’s what we want. This is — an ownership society is a compassionate society."

"Two-thirds of all Americans own their homes, yet we have a problem here in America because few than half of the Hispanics and half the African Americans own the home. That’s a homeownership gap. It’s a — it’s a gap that we’ve got to work together to close for the good of our country, for the sake of a more hopeful future."

"I set an ambitious goal. It’s one that I believe we can achieve. It’s a clear goal, that by the end of this decade we’ll increase the number of minority homeowners by at least 5.5 million families."

"To open up the doors of homeownership there are some barriers, and I want to talk about four that need to be overcome. First, down payments. A lot of folks can’t make a down payment. They may be qualified. They may desire to buy a home, but they don’t have the money to make a down payment. I think if you were to talk to a lot of families that are desirous to have a home, they would tell you that the down payment is the hurdle that they can’t cross. And one way to address that is to have the federal government participate.

And so we’ve called upon Congress to set up what’s called the American Dream Down Payment Fund, which will provide financial grants to local governments to help first-time home buyers who qualify to make the down payment on their home."

What is these people do not/ can not keep up their mortgage payments?

DUN DUN DUUUUUNN
9 years ago
George W. Bush also causes cancer.

He has spread a lot of bad AIDs in his time too.
9 years ago
I actually heard that speach being replayed on a radio show i listen to.You are completely right Oranjejulius-bush was right in the thick of it.He went so far as to cite an example of a "family" from Chile who would emmigrate (legally?) to the US and not be able to buy a house,supporting that bullshit speach he was making.
THing you dont know however is,this freddie/fanny bullshit started before he was president.Started with Cliton.The guy who was head of freddie mac was in fact franklyn rames or whatever who made a huge amount of money during his tenor.So the upshot is,all in politics contributed in this mess in addition to to the god damn mexicans who bought houses and had ZERO earthly ability to make a payment once their 3-year ARM ballooned up to 7 % or whatever.
I was sitting back and wanting to buy a house,,but house prices were locally,about $550-600k for starter houses and i am just barely smart to realize that i could affor 3800-4000$ a month for a mortgage.
9 years ago
*could NOT
9 years ago
Ok Hank. How come Bush sounded perfectly fine before he ran for president, and now he sounds like an idiot? Why does he sound perfectly fine in footage that isn't broadcast in America, but on American news he always sounds like an idiot? Gee you're right, it can't just be an act. I'm just paranoid.

IQ estimates based on his SAT scores put him at 129 (real IQ, not bullshit "I took a test online and got 168" IQ) which is basically in the top 2 - 3% of people.

No, it can't be act. Suddenly when he decided to run for president he took a knock on the head that caused brain damage and fucked up his speech center. Yeah that's way more fucking likely.
9 years ago
The housing bubble was created to replace the tech bubble. It bought us another few years. The next bubble will likely be the "green" bubble as the scare tactics come out and we all go nuts for "environmental" shit that really isn't.
9 years ago
Wanko, these bubbles have always happened and they always will. 'We' have such a herding mentality when it comes to the financial system & investment. 'We' will continue to over value investments, whether it be the dot come bubble, the property bubble, or the potential green bubble. The bulls will always eventually stampede & it is all 'our' own fault.

'We' will never learn from the past & history will always repeat itself, only with a slightly different haircut each time.
9 years ago
we could have a lengthy chat about that fuckin green farce.I have already been hearing about how the US could really catapult itself out of the financial dulldrums by instituting "green" policies.The talk of saving the environment is so commonplace,its as if its been part of the lexicon since hector was a pup.
Anyone who understands the least bit about the scientific method would and should be shaking their head whenever you hear how there is consensus amongst scientists about this utter bullshit political cause.
9 years ago
& I'm really missing your point about Bush's stupidity being an act.

Why the fuck would he do that?

He doesn't fuck up all the time, sometimes he is fine. He just happens to fuck up a lot.

You live in the worlds biggest plutocracy. As I'm sure you know, you don't need to be the best man for the job to become president. In fact, if you are, you probably won't be given much airtime.
9 years ago
& 129 would be more like top 7-8%
9 years ago
129 is 97.7%, so top 2.3%
9 years ago
The housing bubble was herd mentality combined with government intervention. The green bubble will be the same thing.

Bush only lost an election once. His opponent shot him down for being a brainiac and going to Harvard and Yale. Now he's just good ol' George. People are comfortable because his intentions are easy to understand, and if they aren't, they can just dismiss whatever he does as stupidity.
9 years ago
That is impossible. They had me do an IQ test at uni because I am dyslexic (one of a number of tests to prove it) & I got a high score. Then because of that I did a MENSA test which put me in the top 6% with 132. So a score lower than mine cannot possibly be in a higher percentile.
9 years ago
If that is true, it says a lot about the average American. If you really prefer to have a leader who isn't intelligent.

We do things a little differently over here.
9 years ago
aren't there like.... a ton of different iq tests?
i'm pretty sure there are..

9 years ago
"I don't want that guy in charge, making decisions an' shit! He knows too much about what he's talking about"

Doesn't work...
9 years ago
It can. Depends on standard deviation of the test. 15 points is generally what is used here. So 115 is one standard deviation above the mean, 130 is two. Only 2.3% of results will be at 129 or above.

I don't know what faggy shit they use in Britain. Probably they have a wider stdev so that people can feel smarter than Americans. Or stupider. Fucking tea-niggers.
9 years ago
Well if you go around debating and speaking like a mensa member, the only people who are gonna follow it are mensa members. And that doesn't help you win. If you run for any kind of political office you have to keep shit simple or people's eyes just glaze over and the cheer for the guy next to you who says "children are our future."
9 years ago
asnem si rof sresool.
9 years ago
Only 1 'o' dumbass
9 years ago
Dumbing down political speeches for a nation of laymen is one thing. Constantly fucking things up & getting them completely wrong is another all together.

My money would be on dementia before it being an act.
9 years ago
It seem like very selective dementia. I guess we'll have to wait and see if he keeps it up in a year from now.
9 years ago
America, because otherwise you would have to acknowledge Chinese IT nerds as your masters.
9 years ago
When you're American, you really don't want to bring up the subject of china.
9 years ago
Fuck ups are fine. If I'm playing to a mucho audience I know that something like this:

"Orange you fucking english ratards vote for your presdient? I though the gayest fucking fag in your whole crossdressing country automatically became your king."

..is probably more effective than a well-thought out response with no mistakes.
9 years ago
America, because English men can't even get laid by immigrant pollacks desperate for citizenship.
9 years ago
America, because during the cold war, the English only had 2 days of spare ammunition to fight the Soviets.
9 years ago
America, because you can take Germany away from Hitler, but you can never take Hitler away from the German.
9 years ago
See, the art El_Wanko, is to both insult him and at the same time surreptitiously inject real knowledge.
9 years ago
Where'd you get the "2 days of ammunition" figure from, jqh?
9 years ago
BBC News 24, a few days ago.
9 years ago
& that Wanko, would be a fuck up.
9 years ago
Information just released by whatever your freedom of information act is.
9 years ago
I haven't seen any of that shit yet, I guess I'm too lazy to go searching for it too.
9 years ago
Okay Okay, I'll give you this one.
...
England, because Karin Giannone is like sex in the form of news!
9 years ago
The idea of having 2 days of ammo is just retarded.
9 years ago
Okay Okay you lazy bastards, I found it for you in written form:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1102815/Heaven-help-What-Prime-Minister-Jim-Callaghan-said-discovered-Britain-days-ammunition-fight-Russians.html
9 years ago
America, because we're slightly less lazy.
9 years ago
America, because even the English think they themselves are retarded.
9 years ago
America, because otherwise Canada would have no balls.
9 years ago
Balls
9 years ago
thats a big WHOOPSIE eh?
If it came down to it,them brits would call on their lesser intelligent american allies to give em a helping hand.

America:Cause we are stocked up for anything more than a weekend flare up.
9 years ago
I'm still calling bullshit.
9 years ago
America, because if the English can be in denial about how gay they are, the can be in denial about anything.
9 years ago
I know a few decades without a world war has made all you hippie assholes think that we all must not invade each other because we love each other or something, but the reality is that we're only killing each other right now because one country can still wipe every other country off of the face of the earth ten times over, and all we want is a little oil. Jeeze, it's the least you can do for us.
9 years ago
Hell I would probably kill 99.99999% of the earth's human population right now if I had the power. Yes, the 0.00001 are hot Asian chicks.
9 years ago
oranj - you have to understand just how deep the paranoia ran in the USA back then...we had ammo hidden away for the Inevitable Amish Uprising, for fuck's sakes
9 years ago
IQ is a bullshit idea.
9 years ago
jqh88 is possibly the biggest retard here
9 years ago
That would be quite an achievement with you around, now wouldn't it?
9 years ago
No, no, you are waaaaaaaaaay more of a retard than he is. No achievement at all. You win easily.
9 years ago
Liberal fags always have two strong opinions on IQ:
1. It's bullshit. Some outdated concept that just promotes racism and classism.

2. Their IQ's are higher than conservatives'.
9 years ago
Typical Wacko bullshit.
9 years ago
I'd like to know how the IQ concept is a bullshit idea.

It seems to be something that can be accurately measured.
9 years ago
The idea that something as varied and abstract as intelligence can boiled down into a single number seems overly simplistic to me .
9 years ago
I see what you're saying, and agree to a certain extent. The IQ covers abstract reasoning, but that is about it. Though people would argue that abstract reasoning can be correlated to other types of intelligence.
9 years ago
That's interesting orange. So he made a political speech. Yay. It still does not stop the fact he then tried to do something about the problem a year later.
9 years ago
Hank, because you can get only so far in life teaching English in a English speaking country.
9 years ago
lol, conspiracy theorists. what a waste of a life
9 years ago
quite a wordsmith
9 years ago
A cunning linguist.
9 years ago
Forging ahead to hammer out misshapen analogies and cracked, idiomatic yammerings from the sputtering fire of his dim wit.
9 years ago
when is Japanese "New Years", hank?
do you even celebrate such a thing?
9 years ago
^^This is a good example of the difference in quality between mine and Irish's comments.
9 years ago
Hahaha, that really got to you didn't it?
9 years ago
huh? no - just wanna know if you guys make the winter solstice the beginning of the yea, or the end?
9 years ago
Why would that get to me? I'm just pointing out that you too often will use old, hackneyed jokes instead of trying to make your own.
9 years ago
Possum, the winter solstice is neither the beginning, nor the end. Japan follows the gregorian calender. Tomorrow is New Year's Day. A long time ago I believe they followed the lunar calendar, which has the new year starting in Feb. Please Wiki it for further info.
9 years ago
i just drove 30 miles north of the "city" i currently live in, just to see some decent "northern lights"...nights like these really make me remember my childhood in N Minn...
god , hank, wasnt it just beautiful?

...possum now shuts the fuck up...
9 years ago
The northern two thirds of Minnesota is fucking beautiful. Northern Wisconsin is pretty good, too.
9 years ago
seriously possum
shut the fuck up
9 years ago
i don't know how you could see northern lights from anywhere in america besides alaska.. i never saw them till i lived near the yukon
9 years ago
I only saw them once. It was two blocks from my house, winter night, in front of the pizza delivery place.

It was pretty cool.
9 years ago
they are incredible...first time i saw them i could not believe it...no picture or description does them justice
9 years ago
Northern lights are gay.
9 years ago
where i'm from growing up northern lights were an every night thang

9 years ago
I saw them in northern Michigan once. But to seem them there, the weather has to be perfect, which often times it is not.
9 years ago
The closest we can come to that is the light pillars I posted last winter.
9 years ago
I never see the lights, but I can hear the voices...
9 years ago
always listen to the voices..(important)
9 years ago
Never listen to Dik (very important)
9 years ago
Just for the record. There aren't even street lights up in Northern England. Just a sense of bitter disappointment.
9 years ago
Just for the record, Northern England was the first in the world to have electric street lights, so fuck you, cheeky.

Happy New Year, btw.
9 years ago
Westside > North/South/Eastside.

Happy New Year's to the brits too. Without you guys we wouldn't have...have...have the BBC? *shrugs*
9 years ago
Just for the record, the lights were first shone in Newcastle Upon Tyne. When the inventor saw what the locals looked like, he turned them off. They have never shone since. So fuck you Fugs.

happy new year mate
9 years ago
You're forgetting the beauty of MG's.........erm, sorry about that
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
if i had a nickle for every time he said something dumb...



id lhave like what 56 cents?

yeah you do that match.
9 years ago
Fuzzy math.
9 years ago
too drunk to comprehend.
9 years ago
I don't care how many of your pussy liberals bitch about Bush, I still like him. He might be off his rocker a little, but I can't wait til Obama fucks up this country and I can say I told you so you fucking lib pussies.
9 years ago
Like the country isn't fucked up already.
9 years ago
Brembo, is your life so uninteresting that the only time you can type more than four words in a comment, is when someone says something negative about dubya? WTF, are you gonna cry about it for the next four years, man?
9 years ago
brembo is that dude we all know who was like "FUCK IT I'm moving to Australia! fuck that Socialist!" when Obama won.
9 years ago
dont know why that was funny, but it is
9 years ago
i voted for mccain, but in all honesty, neither was a good choice. at least with mccain i know i'd keep my job (i'm military)
9 years ago
Eh, then that's understandable, eine. I just wish that we had more choices. It's like the federal government went "okay, here are two choices for president-pick one and go home."
9 years ago
Australia Beez? Australia is setting up a China-like firewall to "protect" their residents from bad things, and disarmed their populace.. sounds way more socialist than the US to me...
9 years ago
I've noticed that as well, Roland. It's sad to see a country with such beautiful wilderness (and beautiful women) go that route.
9 years ago
i can drive 10 miles north
or ten miles west
and suddenly - either direction -
There is no sound
there are no lights
ther are no People...
it's just you, and the cold, and the silent Milky WAY





9 years ago
Are you sure you don't live in NY?
9 years ago
stupid comments like brembo66's make me seriously lol... thats exactly how bush supporters are.. they think their country is in great shape right now... the insurance companies going under, banks going under, and the automotive plants going under are signs of a healthy economy there is no doubt.. but how exactly is the country going to get 'fucked up' when its already there? are you saying that obama is going to do a worse job than bush? its pretty clear that even a 10 year old kid could probably do a better job than bush could.. but hey, while all of you poor fucks who are out of jobs because of the dominoe effect maybe you can still enjoy the fact that bush and all of his war mongering oil buddies are getting richer and richer every day! :P
i'll give bush one thing, he is sure smarter than the people who voted for him :P

9 years ago
ant
9 years ago
You think Obama will be better?! Hell he loves socialism, and in the worst way. Pretty soon they'll be knockin on my door in their brown shirts tryin to take away my rights. Then they'll be takin my money and givin it to poor fucks who have no will to make a living on their own. America is in a rough state right now i agree with that, but look at 1930's Germany. They were in the same state. And when Hitler came to power when the german people were in an economic depression...He had no goals or plans to change things, he just talked about change and how it needed to be done...for the better of Germany! Sound familiar? This fucker will be the downfall of our country and with what has happened in the last few days, who knows what will go on in the middle east. I'm scared, I hope u all are too.
9 years ago
"i'll give bush one thing, he is sure smarter than the people who voted for him"
damn right!
(and funny)
9 years ago
Iranian (i guess ur name is just a way to speak a little hate) just wait til the isreal's break those poor ass palestines with their modern day weapons compared to ur stone age AK's...Hopefully that whole region is wiped off the map soon, then i think war might be a thing of the past...religion sucks and any idiot who will die for their religion is clinically retarded...fuck off, hope u get killed by a tomahawk missile
9 years ago
Comparing Obama to Hitler is just about the dumbest thing ever.
9 years ago
Not really, look at all the similarities. I'm not sayin he's gonna go kill jews, but he WILL take the same measures as Hitler as to socialize the government and bring all the ignorant, "average" americans to a point of socialized communism. The point to where u work for America, not for ur own gain. That totally defies the point of our constitution. The great thing of a free and capitolistic economy is that if u have a goal, and a good idea, u can make some money. Some companies have exploited that and made and lost lots of money...so let it be. we have laws against things that fuck the employees over, and in the end the assholes who brought it on will pay. So just wait til Obama aka "Left Wing Nigger" finally shows his true intentions...no matter what color u are, we won't be happy.
9 years ago
By the way Hank Chinkasski, tell me how obama is not like hitler...u give me five points, i can damn sure give u ten
9 years ago
Wow, that was fascinating. You are obviously a scholar of political science. Please, tell us more.
9 years ago
Do you honestly think I'm going to answer such a fucking ridiculous question?
9 years ago
A) I don't see the logic in comparing Obama to the guy with the tash who always played the bad guy in the old ass movies.

2)"I can't wait til Obama fucks up this country and I can say I told you so"

Nice to see how much you actually care about your country. You would rather see it go down the shitter, just so you can say "I told you so". That is love right there!
9 years ago
i'm with yak. it's almost astonishing how some of the most moronic among us STILL think that right-wing bullshit is the way to go. still can't figure out that corporations have fucked us over. still can't see how the policies clinton and bush have fucked us over (where "us" refers to average citizens). so afraid of "socialism" because limbaugh tells you to be. can't even define socialism, wouldn't know it if you saw it, appreciate it in real life right now without realizing it, but still whine about it. unable to find or comprehend statistics showing wage trends for the 20th century, and relate them to policies. you tools are a special blend of stupid and insane.
9 years ago
We were fucked before Bush and we'll be fucked after Obama. When the economy is a pyramid scheme, it can only end one way.

Maybe, somehow, with a bunch of accounting tricks and the creation of a new bubble, we can add another level to the pyramid. And that buys us 3 - 7 years before this all happens again.
9 years ago
El wanko is correct, u other assholes are fucking ostriches...thinking obama is the great saviour. I'm not right wing at all, and Limbaugh is a fuckin hypocrit just like u guys. So just keep playin on like socialism is the way to go...YOU tools are a special blend of stupid and insane
9 years ago
I smell a bit of plagarism. Smells like poo...
9 years ago
i'm not a hypocrite... i'm a canadian... different type of cartoon head.

9 years ago
People like beermold have no clue what they are even talking about. Nor do they understand the circumstances of what has occurred.
9 years ago
Tell me wise one, what has occured? What am I not seeing?
9 years ago
You aren't seeing that this isn't a socialist country. If you think bailing out some companies is gonna fix this, you are sorely mistaken. If you think it is bad over her now, just wait. And it just isn't the US as were not the only ones who are fucked. The bailouts are nothing.
9 years ago
^*here haha, oops.
9 years ago
Whenthe fuck did i say we are a socialist country? I said Obama will make it us a socialist country. And the bailout thing wasn't brought up either. You might actually read what i say next time you wanna talk shit.
9 years ago
Beermold says: "So just keep playin on like socialism is the way to go." I read fine, thanks douche.
9 years ago
And i got the bailout from the socialism comment.
9 years ago
Kirk you replying to the wrong thread? Lay off that Romulan Ale.
9 years ago
I might be. I was just replying to beernoob.
9 years ago
it not about who's right or wrong....it what you believe in. I believe tiredguy is a stupid fuck that talks straight out his ass.... but that may not make me right....
9 years ago
but i feel good believing that!!
9 years ago
Bailouts are gay.
9 years ago
Wanko makes the most sense.
The current economic situation is so much more complicated than anyone here can comprehend-to do so,you are a flatout nimrod.
I do know that nows the time to buy a house
9 years ago
I wouldn't buy a house now unless it's one of those foreclosed deals and ridiculously cheap.
9 years ago
been looking at nothing but REO's and shortsales.
I live near ground zero for forclosures in all of the US (riverside county) and anyone care to guess who the people being foreclosed on are?
9 years ago
House prices WILL start to rise again within 1 year.
9 years ago
...18 months, max.
9 years ago
...maybe 24
9 years ago
Yeah they might, but that's because in 17 months they'll be nearly free and can only go up.
9 years ago
Exactly
9 years ago
38 months!
9 years ago
its not just the home prices falling..its the 30 year rates..going to hit 4.5 maybe lower
9 years ago
Does no one get that this is an act on his part?
9 years ago
No. The TV didn't tell them so.
9 years ago
it's not an act at all..in reality i don't believe the guy is as much of an idiot as he appears..on the other hand i'm fucking postive i am smarter than him and that alone is frightening
9 years ago
I know I'm smarter than Tom Hanks, but I'm not basing that opinion on Forrest Gump.
9 years ago
How come when the interview isn't shown in America, he has no problem speaking?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fze2J2Ve9is&feature=related
9 years ago
Maybe they edit out the fuck-ups for the foreign audience...or maybe he is really a crazy genius masterminding some wicked plan in the shadows, which will most certainly include ignoring your paranoid ass.
9 years ago
Look Wanko,dubya is always going to sound a little hindered and disjointing whilst speaking..that fuckin irish cunt should have been waterboarded and teabagged
9 years ago
Yeah Hank, they seemed really concerned about making him look good. And there were all those spots were they had clearly cut out huge sections of tape. Uh huh.
9 years ago
I guess you're right. Bush is an idiot. So how does a guy who is dumb as hell become president, while a real smart guy like yourself become nobody?
9 years ago
Business

That is how
9 years ago
Lots of smart rich guys in both parties who wanted to take office. They didn't. Bush did. Twice.
9 years ago
wanko you seriously can't think that to be president you have to be smart.... can you?
9 years ago
I never realised you were such a big fan of Bush
9 years ago
Oh I hate the guy, but that doesn't mean I think he's dumb.

A lot of people on here think Plantshit is an illiterate psycho, despite the fact that his first posts were perfectly normal, until he found himself a character to play. Now I find him funny as hell, but I'm not stupid enough to buy the act. Same idea, really.
9 years ago
I agree about Plantshit. Although with Bush, I'm going to need waaaaaaay more convincing. I just cant imagine how making himself look foolish would be in his interest.
9 years ago
well for one thing..i bet it takes pressure off him to a certain extent.Also causes his adversaries to underestimate him.Im just throwing shit out there
9 years ago
Like I said, Wacko is a conspiracy theorist nutter. He sees them everywhere.
9 years ago
Hank you're one of the of the morons who bought the plantshit act. Some kid in Sweden can joke around a bit and you buy it like the gullible sucker you are.
9 years ago
Karl Rove said that people underestimate Bush, that it was an advantage, and that he hoped it would continue.
9 years ago
Nice flip, Wacko. It's not that you're paranoid, everybody else is just gullible suckers.

As you said, Which is more likely?
9 years ago
Hey, fact is he sounded fine before running for president. He sounds fine when interviewed in Ireland. He graduated from Yale and Harvard. His SAT score puts him in the top 3% of the population. His test scores in the military were excellent. He beat out countless people to get the republican nomination, and then won the presidency, twice. He has only lost one election in his life, to a guy who accused him of being a brainiac.

And thinking that this man isn't an idiot makes me paranoid?
9 years ago
Maybe he died early in his term of office and this is just a really good body double that the CIA has put in to use as a puppet.
9 years ago
he's totally misunderestimated
9 years ago
I never said thinking he isn't an idiot makes you paranoid.

So, I guess you've carefully reviewed all his speeches; pre-presidential and presidential, both foriegn and domestic, and counted all his speaking errors? Then, assuming presidential domestic had a significantly higher rate than the other two, you ruled out all other possibilities thereby not exactly proving, but at least lending a high degree of probability to your theory.

Oh, you didn't? So, what you are left with is a theory that probably seems attractive to trying-to-connect-the-dots conspiracy theory motherfuckers like yourself, but isn't based on any thing substantial.
9 years ago
Ok Hank, I guess you're right. Bush is a total moron who just happened to test very well. He slipped through the cracks at two Ivy League universities and no one noticed he was dumb as a brick. I bet it happened like in that movie "the man who knew too little" and a series of unlikely and lucky occurrences resulted in him becoming president in a hilarious fashion.
9 years ago
Well, just for starters, I haven't said anywhere in this thread if I think he is smart or dumb. I've only said that your theory sounds like like bullshit to me.

And this last little rant was yet another lame attempt to shore it up. It seems (correct me if I'm wrong) that you are implying "He is intelligent therefore his speaking errors must be intentional." However, one doesn't follow from the other. Being intelligent doesn't prove anything about the intentionality or lack thereof of his speaking errors.

Also, I guess you've seen all his test scores? You seem to know so much about his academic history.
9 years ago
His test scores are public knowledge and have been widely available since he ran. Sorry there's no fucking wiki link for you.

My theory is that his habit of appearing dumb as hell is an act for the cameras. You're the one who turned into something about him being a crazy mastermind.

Besides, if Bush always sounded like he sounds now, how would he have gotten the republican nomination? The rest of the party didn't notice anything was wrong so they just voted him in as their leader, trusted him with all their information, etc.? They're that stupid that they'd risk him doing something really dumb?

If they wanted someone to sound dumb, they could just get a smart guy in there and he could act dumb and it would be far safer for them.

Bush being dumb makes sense like a Televangelist being moral.
9 years ago
His test scores may be available to the public, they sure as fuck aren't public knowledge.

Yes, I know what your theory is. "They" are making Bush act dumb to trick everybody. Because, uh, dumb presidents are apparently preferential.

"Besides,...." Blah, blah, blah. Nothing of value here.
9 years ago
Intelligence x common sense = constant.
9 years ago
He done said funny words sometimes. A course we all knows it takes book learning to be presidents.
9 years ago
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
9 years ago
We don't get fooled again.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Horatio Caine style)
9 years ago
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