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Lego Masturbator

In every store near you!

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by Steff-Chan

submitted December 26th 2008

23 comments
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god, that would sting, wouldn't it? LOL
9 years ago
Hope that comes with some lube!
9 years ago
No shit, looks like it would chafe a little.
9 years ago
Hm... E-Z circumcision perhaps?
9 years ago
s-c-r-a-p-e....
9 years ago
*shudder* Stop it, you guys!
9 years ago
Hay Hay! I like it rough :3
9 years ago
Could make it even more fun for Mako and line the top pincer with sandpaper.
9 years ago
ouch. i guess only skinny pencil ducks would benefit from this abuse.
9 years ago
dick*
9 years ago
I'd like to see a duck benefit from that.
9 years ago
wha?? i was thinking the lego machine was way too big, needs to shorten the stroke too!
9 years ago
well.. you did notice they used a WHITE candlestick.....

9 years ago
^ Racist darkie!
9 years ago
A black candle is more like one of those triple-wick ones. Smells like unemployment and fried chicken.
9 years ago
Ah Lego Mindstorms, so much fun.
9 years ago
I love his voice. It has a nervous perversion to it which makes me smile. Now come on Japan, if this guy can make a wanking machine out of lego, when the fuck are we going to get our sex robots?
9 years ago
Pretty thin penis
9 years ago
I didn't find it quite as attractive... Maybe you should ask it on a date?
9 years ago
Hmm... my nephew has a Lego Technics set.... I wonder if he has the parts for one of these.
9 years ago
"I HAVE SOME SCHEMATICS FOR YOU.. I NEED THIS MADE ASAP"

9 years ago
Why not just get your nephew to jerk you off?
9 years ago
That would go against the rules of the restraining order -_-
9 years ago
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