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tattoed dick

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doesnt look too healthy..

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by jerkaholik

submitted December 26th 2008

57 comments
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tattoed dick
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comments (57)
"Me....Lovea" i guess the middle word suppose to be loves
9 years ago
i believe thats Loved

9 years ago
Jesus Yak, get a vocabulary, lovea is the most clear and obvious choice!
9 years ago
yes you´re right , "me loved" , what an self esteem booster
9 years ago
if you notice above all that, it says "slut"...guess the love didn't last???...from the looks of it, i can understand why!
9 years ago
You guys are really studying this closely!
9 years ago
Too closely...
9 years ago
i guess it didn't work out
9 years ago
That's what happens when you get your dick wet after 12 am..
9 years ago
it looks like a wrinkled purse.
9 years ago
looks like he cut it open dumped a bag of marbles in then sewed it back up
9 years ago
It's broken as well. He's pulling the string and I don't here HomerSimpsons voice, mechanically going.."ahhhh, queeerrrr!".
9 years ago
Nubs for extra pleasure?
9 years ago
His pleasure, or someone else's?
9 years ago
I always get called on for extra pleasure
9 years ago
so.... why's he holding a string coming out his penis? what's the string for exactly?
9 years ago
its his reserve parachute
9 years ago
That's the funniest thing you've said in a while, Plantshit. Bravo.
9 years ago
wow, plants :)
9 years ago
haha way to go Plantshit!
9 years ago
ahaha that was bang on
9 years ago
Did Hell just freeze over?
9 years ago
I think planty finally got his meds refilled.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
haha...fucking planty may just win...and dik...go on your vacation already!!
9 years ago
my vacation just started
9 years ago
i'm not going anywhere..i'm just chillin
9 years ago
so you going to work on jamiee's to do list :P
9 years ago
jamie's been busy shoveling the driveway
9 years ago
Tell her to do mine while she's out there.
9 years ago
with her shammy?
9 years ago
Wait, is Jamiee in Dik-land?
9 years ago
I bet she is right about now.

Do you want to think about that for a little bit? Sexy, huh?
9 years ago
so his balls are now inside his shaft somehow?
9 years ago
yes...
9 years ago
His ballsac is more dick shaped than his dick...and vice versa...
9 years ago
damn did you have to pull out a goddamn latin word.
9 years ago
It's puzzling
9 years ago
i really dont know what to think...
9 years ago
have neither of you seen a penis before ?
9 years ago
lol...yes fries....and mine looks nothing like this freakish looking thing....i am not answering for jamiee
9 years ago
I've never seen lumps like these; hell, the balls look more like a penis than the penis does
9 years ago
well that's useless... kind of like Smerf.
9 years ago
...who the hell are you?
9 years ago
Why is the hair only growing on the head (?) of his penis?
9 years ago
excuse me sir is that a pack of marbles in side your wang or are you just happy to see me?

9 years ago
dik?
9 years ago
what
9 years ago
Penigma.
9 years ago
Bahahaha red pubes... clasic
9 years ago
fire crotch
9 years ago
i always wondered ,does a dick have to be hard to be tattooed ?

just askin'...
9 years ago
god damnit
9 years ago
i like how his penis looks like a turkey
9 years ago
looking for something to stuff?
9 years ago
so a guy tattooes the words "I love you" on his dick........and comes home to the wife she says, "Stop putting words in my mouth"
9 years ago
just read all the comments and still don't get it. what is going on with that? i mean really, what's he pissing out of now.
9 years ago
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