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Hammer VS Chair

Gentlemen, choose your weapons.

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by Mako

submitted December 26th 2008

89 comments
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comments (89)
I choose... Springfield 1911 .45-God Bless America!
9 years ago
fuck you bish. no1 asked you to choose.
9 years ago
You need to step your spell game up kid. Don't make me take the mittens off the Jazz Hands motherfucker.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
For that kind of situation, I think I'd keep a 9mm Glock. I know they're not thye best in the world, but there's very little recoil, they hold 17 rounds and there's no chance of forgetting the safety when in a panic.
9 years ago
glock loving fag. bitches like you only like glocks cause you know some highschool level german history, you've watched an indiana jones movie and you like that the word "glock" rhymes with the type of genitalia you most covet in your mouth.
9 years ago
but for simple self defense, why have more than a glock? it will do the job, hollow points and shit... extra is unnecessary. admit it and stop trying to be a "badass"
9 years ago
I'm a big fan of the model 27 .40 cal. The accuracy is superb, and I've upgraded mine to a stainless barrel.
9 years ago
i´ll stick with the folding chair thankyou.
9 years ago
BH, for a start, you fucking simpleton, I named the Glock for it's ease of use under stress, not because I particularly like them. Secondly, the Indy movies were set long before Glocks were invented. Thirdly, I don't want to know about your fantasies, thank you.

In short, shut the fuck up, stupid little boy.
9 years ago
i know i know. glocks are aight. Mr fugs is alright too. Sometimes i run my mouth . but how does the fact that what I say has absolutely no historical truth what-so-ever mitigate your love of dick in the present!?
9 years ago
Mr Fugs...you are a minor cunt fart, and have no business talking about firearms of any kind, especially since the most powerful you've shot is a dose of smack into your arsehole.
9 years ago
heya cruella :)
9 years ago
What the fuck do you know about me and firearms, cuntbag? I'll tell what, absolutely nothing, that's what. So shut your fucking hole.
9 years ago
Yeah, cruelhomo, shut your fucking hole!
9 years ago
Haha. What a reject you truly are. Since you're British...and such firearms are not readily available in the UK (legally anyway)...I'd say the most powerful thing you've fired recently is a potato gun. Oh sorry...maybe you go to paintball weekends, or perhaps joined the TA, so you can pretend to be hardcore. Whatever your answer, I care not - you're northern, deprived, thick as horse shit, and a zero.
(By the way, I enjoyed firing an AK-47 whilst living in the US - I'm sure you can do better right?)
9 years ago
cruella say: mom never let me play with squirt guns even
9 years ago
Get off the bandwagon rish...and Fugs' cock too. Always knew you were made of the weak stuff.
9 years ago
cruella says: dad used to squirt in my ass
9 years ago
rish say: I'm revealing my dormant, latent sexual fantasies, and desperately hoping others here are of similar mind. Weak fag.
possum say: I mad at Cruel for not letting me be Chong...so now me jump on deee bandwagon too. (Which precisely exemplifies why you will always be Cheech...weak encore.)
9 years ago
chong say: hahaha
9 years ago
Well, for a start, I'd rate an AR-15 higher than an AK. I've used various 9/10mm, .40 and .45 semi auto handguns, the kind loan of a Florida police officer's long barrel .44 magnum and my personal fave, the .50 Desert Eagle. Oh yeah, not forgetting the 12 gauge pump action using H&B super slugs. When I get back to the USA next year I'll try the S&W500 for a laugh, amongst others.

So, no I've absolutely no idea about using firearms at all.
9 years ago
CruelHoMo says: I love cock more that life itself.
9 years ago
Like I said...your answer matters not. You're dumb, you're nothern...and you actually freely admit to associating with a cop? Cops are awesome. Jesus H Christ. And yeah, from what you typed...you know nothing about using firearms at all...legally that is. Oooo, you naughty boy.
9 years ago
CruelHoMo says: My farts smell like semen and I love the taste of man anus.
9 years ago
Every one of the guns I've used were used quite legally, when I spent time in Florida and Georgia. The fact is I probably know more about them than you and your AK-47 experience, and it seems to upset you that you've been outdone. What a shame, little fruitcake, never mind eh. After all, I'm just a Northerner...
9 years ago
how far north do you have to be, to be a Northerner?
9 years ago
Rish? You're right...your farts do smell like semen, and you do love man anus.
And MsDrugSucker? I didn't merely fire an AK, and not merely the once - foolish fool. I actually resided in the US for many years, and my wife is American. I shot many other handguns, and didn't just do so as part of a package holiday option in the Everglades. Go back to your drawing board alreet ya soft northern retard.
9 years ago
^he said "Wife"...:)
yeah, okay, whatever...
9 years ago
Haha! Well observed Cheech. Actually, we are not together anymore...so feel free to load that ammo and fire at will.
9 years ago
Pity you didn't fire one at your face.
9 years ago
These out-of-sequence posts make for a much more entertaining viewing experience.
9 years ago
i would load up and fire, but i dont beleive you were ever married.
hell, i dont even beleive you're male
9 years ago
Then my work is done Cheech. You really don't know anything of me either way...PS I don't believe you even know how to spell the word believe.
9 years ago
thats the gay british spelling
9 years ago
darn, she mustve gone to bed...
9 years ago
Shooglenifty Time!
9 years ago
Probably bored himself to sleep.
9 years ago
^"bored" :)
9 years ago
my weapon of choice:my grandpa's 9-iron,,,
solid titanium > steel, iron, wood...
9 years ago
shooglenifty =scottish dub (trad)
9 years ago
Thats fynny how you British brag about those few times you were allowed to use someones gun. Did they stand behind you in case the recoil knocked you down?
9 years ago
possums weapon of choice is his buttplug and a bottle of Wellbutrin.
9 years ago
never diss an ass-full of plastic and painkillers, rish
9 years ago
...words of wisdom from an oldster :)...
9 years ago
after all - this is how bobby zimmerman started out :)
9 years ago
brush with fame:cheetah chrome once had me do a mid-show tune for him...
9 years ago
Irish:
Filter et al
3rd and 4th by The Faint...
Perfect Circle, and early NIN
dunno how "young" you are really...but trust me on these
9 years ago
I'd like to go up against you at the range 'rish, but I bet I'd at least match you, or even beat you on a target shoot. And I'm 230-240 lbs, so recoil isn't an issue...
9 years ago
Lots of guns in here. I'll just wait til everybody shoots each other, and take your money.
9 years ago
That's the reason I carry a Glock; people have tried to take my money lol.
9 years ago
What a pussy the guy has a tool and he is too chicken to fucking use it
9 years ago
racism, black people doesn't do crime
9 years ago
hahahaha I need to save that quote!
9 years ago
FAKE!!!!!!!! "racism, black people doesn't do crime"
9 years ago
plantshit is the only constant in my life. i love you shit.
9 years ago
dunno whether to laff or cry at that comment
9 years ago
craff tears of joy
9 years ago
That dude with the hammer seems like he's bugging out. He's probably on meth
9 years ago
They're both pussies.
9 years ago
nonsense ..that shopkeeper guy was awesome...could have kicked that noob robber's ass..smacked him in the face like a bitch a couple of times, took his mask off and stole his hammer...pwned
9 years ago
I side with the shopkeeper, though I can't help but wonder how fun it would have been to have walked in and seen how easy of an opportunity for a "legal" beatdown existed. That robber couldn't have beaten a six year old girl unless she secretly wanted it.
9 years ago
i doubt he can beat her even when she wants it
9 years ago
Until the mask came off I was betting the robber was 85 years old.
9 years ago
They ALL want it dozen
9 years ago
America
FUCK YEA!!!!

hahahahahaha
i hate america!
9 years ago
Fuck Iran.
9 years ago
fuck the both of you
9 years ago
nice avatar iranian...hahaha gaaaaay
9 years ago
Hey Iranian enjoy it while you can. Israel is going to nuke you till you glow.
9 years ago
and then in retaliation, Iran will reply with the button.
9 years ago
a)i don´t think Israeli rockets have the range to hit canada.

b) Iran will fail to use the reply button correctly and smerf will rule them out of the game.
9 years ago
He's no Frank Shamrock that's for damn sure.
9 years ago
Don't you mean Ken Shamrock?
9 years ago
it's Eddie Shamrock
9 years ago
it's Shamwow
9 years ago
FrankKen ?
9 years ago
Mako, Ken is Frank's brother. They are both fighters.
9 years ago
Liar. Neither of those two have ever been fighters. You cock rish.
9 years ago
No, he's right Cruel. I looked it up.
9 years ago
Powerless without the mask...
9 years ago
Neither person here was either fighting for something, or defending anything. It was like two stoned retards with M.E battling for the last cheese puff. This is clearly taking place in England somewhere...very embarrassing. Fucking muppet tries a robbery with an 8oz hammer from Woolworths (RIP).
9 years ago
they had woolworths in britain?
Ill be dammed
9 years ago
Had being the operative word.
9 years ago
they dont exist here anymore either..was a good store damn it.Far better than the shitholes we got now
9 years ago
I'm really pissed Woolies has died. Sign of the times I guess. Much prefer a walk around Woolworths than Wal-Mart.
9 years ago
when i was a kid, they still had a greasy-spoon lunch counter - used to get deep-fried clam-strips there...mmmm
9 years ago
Sounds delightful Cheech. Proper munch nosh from the sounds of it.
9 years ago
...made me burp clam for days...
9 years ago
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