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pizza delivery

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by fuckdabanhammer

submitted December 25th 2008

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"Honey, did we order dog feces on this?"
9 years ago
"I've got some gravel and a condom wrapper on this slice."
9 years ago
*Ugh, you can really taste the anchovies, can't you?*
9 years ago
"There's anchovies on this?!"
9 years ago
Damn he's fast! Quick reaction time, and it looked like the pizza fell apart into 3 or so sections but he still got it all back in the box in just a couple seconds. Very impressive!
9 years ago
he follows the 10 second rule
9 years ago
Whenever we picked something up off the floor at the Chi-Chi's I worked at the 10 second rule was invoked, or it was like "Hey, did you see the napkin that thing landed on?"
9 years ago
I got yelled at for tossing food I'd dropped on the line. The chef said it was too expensive to just throw away.
9 years ago
Too expensive! Why are chefs always like that? Catering is one of the highest profit margin industries going, and they always complain about costs.
9 years ago
i wonder if he still delivers pizza?
9 years ago
nope, he got a new job delivering detonators for nuclear weapons.
9 years ago
He's got a big future as a suicide bomber
9 years ago
30 minutes or less. he is serious.
9 years ago
If i had found out about this i would have fired his ass and made him eat that fucking pizza. and yes i am a manager at a Papa Johns
9 years ago
hook it up crash
9 years ago
"and yes i am a manager at a Papa Johns"
AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
AAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
9 years ago
Crash, you just opened the door to a very scary room.
9 years ago
Man 1rish1 is such a douche. Crash, hook us up with some pizzas.
9 years ago
How much money do you make as a manager at a fastfod place?
9 years ago
This from tha dumbfuck giving another guy shit yesterday for having an IT job he deemed beneath him. You are such a fucking joke. "hook us up with some pizzas." Weren't you just bragging about how much money you make? Here you are asking for a hook up on a $10 pizza.
9 years ago
Like this asshole is gonna break out some pizzas for Mucho. Whats he gonna do Email them to us, you dumbfuck?
9 years ago
Dude, free pizzas ... you are like some kind of fag that won't fuck fat chicks and won't take free pizzas.
9 years ago
You're a dumbshit. Once again, you were the one relating that convo to sex and you're gonna call me a douche for laughing at a pizza shop manager when you clogged the threads yesterday arguing with another noob about some IT job. You're a tard, "Dude, free pizzas".
9 years ago
Crash, break out some pizzas for Mucho just to fuck with 1rish1. 1rish1, stop posting here when you're having your period.
9 years ago
1rish, not too many people would turn down free pizza. It is crappy pizza, but at least it would be free.
9 years ago
Oh, because I pointed out repeatedly what a dumbshit you are tonight, I'm on the rag? Believe me you are in no position to tell me when I can and can;t post. Fuck back off into nothing, you won't be missed.
9 years ago
You are kind of bitchy tonight.
9 years ago
jqh88, get your facts straight. 1rish1 is not having his period. He is menopausal.
9 years ago
Nah he's prepubescent.
9 years ago
He is acting like an extremely angry fat bitch tonight though, even more so than usual.
9 years ago
It's probably been a few days since he's been pinned by another man in the ring. Cranky fuck.
9 years ago
Mako, is cool man i have been in far worse places
9 years ago
Quick_draw21 as far as how much can be made it really varies based on Corp. store or Franchize but i work at a Franchize so the pay cap for a store manager is about 15.41 but the bonus can be as much as 2k a month for running the store efficiently. At a Corp store an assistant manager starts off making about 13.50 so obviously your going to make more money at a corp. location
9 years ago
What about free pizzas? Do you get to hook up your good Mucho buddies with free pizzas?
9 years ago
hahaha dude if i got free pizza myself i would, but as it stands our franchize owner is a douche'. we had one manager hook his friends up with some pizza and he ended up hooking himself out of a job lol
9 years ago
i want pizza
9 years ago
pizza is gay
9 years ago
Dik, how can you not like pizza? It's a great companion to cold beer.
9 years ago
i got sick of pizza years ago..i used tol
9 years ago
^too love it but...
9 years ago
(it's the site failing not me i swear to god)
9 years ago
Little Ceasar's $5 hot and ready FTW
9 years ago
By the way, fuck you, Mako. I'm not bitchy.
9 years ago
I didn't say you are, but you were. You'll get over it.
9 years ago
I have never even heard of Papa John's.

I delivered pizza for Little Caesar's a long time ago. One time I had two pizzas in my bag, delivered one, and was walking back to my car with the bag vertical under my arm when I realized there was still a pizza in there. I'm sure it all slid together and got fucked up. I didn't bother to look. Anyways, it was for a house in a fairly wealthy neighborhood, so I told them that it might be a bit jostled up because I slipped and fell on their snowy sidewalk, figuring that would avert any complaints due to fear of a lawsuit or something, which it did.

Wow, fascinating story, eh? Fuck off.
9 years ago
when i was 18 i delivered for jimmy johns on my moped. end of story.
9 years ago
Little Ceasars used to deliver?!
9 years ago
how i didn't starve in college...order a pizza, while the delivery man brings it to the door have ur friends sneak around and take the other pizzas from the car. 4 for the price of 1 is great. end of story
9 years ago
You enthralled me Hank. You should publish that in Gay Monthly.
9 years ago
I knew I could count on you for a stupid and pointless comment. That 'Fuck off' was meant for you, Jizz69.
9 years ago
um little caesars still delivers..

9 years ago
Really yak? I've never seen a Caesar's in this part of the world that does.
9 years ago
maybe its because if they didn't deliver they would be fucking broke in windsor :P

9 years ago
Yeah, in Windsor I can kind of understand that. There isn't much in the way of publc transportation here...even the buses don't run after 11 p.m., but I think that's because all of the homeless people like to scrounge up enough change, then fall asleep on the bus for a few hours.
9 years ago
Yeah, they deliver in my hometown.
9 years ago
everything delivers here
9 years ago
I wish my Little Caesar would deliver... that rhymed and sounded wrong sweet!
9 years ago
everyone who has worked food service has done something like this
9 years ago
yup
9 years ago
That wasn't a fail, it was a resounding success.
9 years ago
He would do well at UPS.
9 years ago
Now that is why Papa Murphys doesn't deliver...
Well and because we don't cook the pizza....

Ugh...
9 years ago
I can honestly say I've never had good pizza in California. My guess is that it's because you guys don't really have access to good ingredients.
9 years ago
Last time I went to NYC, I actually brought back 2 gallons of tap water just to make pizza with.
9 years ago
It's pretty funny, where I work...most of our meats come from the great Canada.

We had some good stuff, I don't eat meat so I couldn't tell you first hand but are crazy busy all the time and there are 3 other pizza places near by.
9 years ago
if it comes from canada.. i'd watch out for most of the meat being squirrel or raccoon... unless its expensive then its PROBABLY moose

9 years ago
*chewing on some moose baccon*

9 years ago
The pizza at most of the places around here is pretty good, but I think you can chalk that up to a large number of Italian immigrants that run the restaurants, not to mention that we're only 4 hours from NYC. I will say Cali has some great sushi, though.
9 years ago
That's because we got the best stuff where we are Mako.
9 years ago
Thats right, JJF, you're not far from me. Ithaca, right?
9 years ago
Little further south.

Candor
9 years ago
Familia's actually ships their water every day from NYC to their branches at airports all over the US. So that's a tip if you're ever in a large airport.
9 years ago
Ah, okay JJF, ben through there once or twice. An thanks for the tip, jqh.
9 years ago
Original Italian in Owego, or New York Pizzeria in Binghamton got some good munchies.
9 years ago
Lucid, i fucking love papa murphys pizza that stuff not only tastes good but its pretty inexpensive too. shit my first job was at a papa murphys up in OR.
9 years ago
Pizza was the only nice food I had the entire time i went to New York
9 years ago
O.I.P. (Original Italian Pizza for everyone else) has the char-grilled chicken wings, too, JJF. One just opened near me.
9 years ago
jqh, that's an interesting experiment. did the tap water thing actually work? and couldn't you just go and buy some bottled water back to wherever you are?
9 years ago
HA HA HA Of course it worked, like I could do anything that doesn't work. *looks around*. NYC tap water is actually what gives NYC pizza that unique flavor. It's not because of the purity, it's actually because of the impurity. Hebrew pizzas are the best ... they put so much damn cheese on those motherfuckers damn ... me hungry thinking about it right now.
9 years ago
Yeah, I think pizza might be good tonight. Now I just have to figure out where I'm going to call, becuase I have eight or nine different places that will deliver here.
9 years ago
How lame.
When I went to NYC a few years ago I couldn't find any good pizza...
Found a great place near the Grand Central station that had amazing subs though
9 years ago
Papa Murphy's is good shit.
9 years ago
I'm about 4 hours northwest of NYC, actually, but there is nothing better than NY style pizza. There's a place near here that sells Chicago style, but NY is still my fave.
9 years ago
we are^
9 years ago
failure
9 years ago
MARSHALL!
9 years ago
the fact that it didnt even look like a pizza when it fell on the floor should give a clue to the qenuineness of this vid
9 years ago
The fact that you called it 'the floor' should gives us all a clue on your intellect.
9 years ago
what is it called then ?
9 years ago
The ground, fries, the GROUND!
9 years ago
i wasnt aware that there was a difference
9 years ago
Thats because you aren't very bright.
9 years ago
Give him a chance, 1rish. I mean, the guy does come from the area that the English language originated in.
9 years ago
i always considered myself to be of average intelligence until i found myself amongst the brianiacs that visit this place. i learn so must...
9 years ago
*much
9 years ago
self-whammy?
9 years ago
I used to be a brian too.
9 years ago
I used to work for DOMINOS PIZZA and I delivered pizza and one time I was running out the door to make the delivery and I droped both pizzas they both had everything on them, my boss wanted to shoot me. he had to make new ones and then they were late so he had to give the pizzas to the customers for free and then when I got there, they decided they would not give me a tip??? do you belive those bastards.
9 years ago
Yeah, I do.
Sounds like you could of layed off the weed while working.
9 years ago
Shut up, you stupid cunt. God, your comments make me fucking sick.
9 years ago
i thought she had nice tits.
9 years ago
and free pizza :(
wtf
9 years ago
I didnt do any weed. thank you.
9 years ago
So you're just a clumsy fucker then?
9 years ago
We're having pizza for dinner tonight
9 years ago
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