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Kentucky Turtle Man

Check out this crazy fucker.

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by 1rish1

submitted December 24th 2008

69 comments
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i hear dueling banjos...
9 years ago
this is prob the most hick ass thing ive ever seen.
9 years ago
Oh c'mon, Mike-the clip with the 3 rednecks on an ATV, talking about Barack Obama wasn't more hick?
9 years ago
that was cool cause they were using racist slang, but i think this tops it. but i guess this guy is happy so not really hicks need to be pissed.
9 years ago
Oh, he's a hick, don't get me wrong. It's just that this being Mucho, I figured we had something that's more hick-ish.
9 years ago
These are the things Noodlers are afraid to find an that's all this guy is lookin for!
9 years ago
Noodlers?
9 years ago
Handfishing for catfish...my long hair don't cover up my redneck.
9 years ago
You noodle snappers too. This guy is catching swimmers, so I'm not impressed.
9 years ago
Snappers have like a thousand psi bite and they don't let go without a prybar. this inbred fucker is lucky to have all his fingers.
9 years ago
You can tell in the hole by the shell ridges whether your facing his front or back. You use you knuckles to tell, then use you fingers once you know you have him by the back. I have never seen anyone ever bit, although I have felt the wrong side and yanked out my arm fast before. When they bite sticks we used to turn them on their back and they would just let go. Man, what a hoot. Makes me miss home.
9 years ago
true on the ridges thing, but i've seen alligator snappers that can take ur whole damn hand in their mouth. I'll stick with my hi-power if i feel like turtle meat, the pink spray is cooler anyways.
9 years ago
I guess everyone needs a hobby...
9 years ago
His is eradicating a species lol
9 years ago
If they're invasive, good for him
9 years ago
looks fun, he´s happy and people just has prejudiced because there own life sucks ass
9 years ago
yea i kinda wish sometimes i could be content with doing something simple too.
9 years ago
like fluffing.
9 years ago
Fluffing cows?
9 years ago
no dickhole,goats...
9 years ago
Looks like fun. Find dem bubbles.
9 years ago
SNAPPERLICIOUS!!!
9 years ago
hahaha. This guy is the best. Only in Kentucky.
9 years ago
Well, maybe Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and parts of Florida
9 years ago
Southern Ohio.
9 years ago
True Godzilla. However, most of southern Ohio is merely a suburb of Kentucky.
9 years ago
I'll take that over being one of those flatland flatheads any day.
9 years ago
At least it's not "The mistake by the lake."
9 years ago
I have some friends like that in georgia and kentucky they are a little out there but you couldn't ask for better friends.
9 years ago
Zilla, you know you are just jealous of us up here by the lake.
9 years ago
"oh thats a rebel indian yell there, do that little cry there it gives ya power" i fucking love this shit.
9 years ago
oh shut up
9 years ago
Racism is alive and well in mikey.
9 years ago
I dont really know what to think about this....till I figure it out im going to say its "fucking stupid"
9 years ago
When I was a kid i used to shoot turtles as they stuck their heads out of the water with a little break barrel .22.
9 years ago
that's pretty rotten
9 years ago
Yeah, at least this guy gives them a chance to fight. I bet you ran away if one came after you
9 years ago
Hi-power rifles are better, the blood spray is epic.
9 years ago
This guy takes a chance every time he grabs one by the tail. Snapping turtles can easily remove a finger or two.
9 years ago
Their head cant reach their tail.
This is not even a challenge.
9 years ago
damn godzilla what IS a challenge to a badass like you?
9 years ago
Destroying Tokyo and fighting mothra in the same afternoon
9 years ago
oh shit its a gator!
9 years ago
i never knew you could get beef from turtle
9 years ago
And steak!
9 years ago
and fish
9 years ago
lost his teeth to a chainsaw?! hell of alot more interesting than falling and smacking them off your sink.
9 years ago
^Now that's funny. I still wanna know how he lost his teeth to a chainsaw, though. I'm guessing alcohol was involved.
9 years ago
maybe there is a video we need to search
9 years ago
Man, video footage of a guy losing teeth to a chainsaw would be sweet.
9 years ago
It's not from the chain, it's probably from the top handle. When you cut, you have to keep the upper half of the tip off of what you're cutting, or it can catch and send the saw up towards your face.
9 years ago
^ true story
9 years ago
I swear, I learn something every day in this place.
9 years ago
damnit el wanko! ruined the magic...
9 years ago
"Snapperlicious."
9 years ago
Uncle Daddy would be proud...
9 years ago
he likes turtles
9 years ago
Hahah fuck you.
9 years ago
Don't ever trust 'em. I like the guy, if he's enjoying himself let him be. Pretty crazy though to go after those turtles, I'm thinking they can take your finger off if they get you.
9 years ago
I bet this guy is from Corbin
9 years ago
who gives a fuck what you think fellow noob?
9 years ago
go change your tampon and take some midol you cranky bitch.
9 years ago
i would say mccreary co.
8 years ago
He's beautiful, I love him!
9 years ago
he loves what he does and has fun doing it.. the ultimate human being.
9 years ago
hillbilly chuck norris
9 years ago
Kentucky fried turtle
9 years ago
I want to see a video of the snapping turtles fighting each other or him killing them alive.
9 years ago
you are fucking stpid
9 years ago
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