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Lockheed Martin MKV T08

This is real, this will be used to hold a machine gun or rocket launcher, welcome to future wars.

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by Nogbad

submitted December 21st 2008

67 comments
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comments (67)
This thing can pass undetected for sure ;o/
9 years ago
You'll probably just think it's someone beatboxing really badly until you see it.
9 years ago
I think the main point of this weapon is to sit back and wait for it to be activated by a remote or a proximity alarm. Because that would just be dumb otherwise. You'd see this slow piece of metal turning a corner, but jumping up from behind a boulder suddenly and unloading would be pretty damn effective and scary.
9 years ago
Military weapons manufacturers will run the world in the future. With shit like this. Thank god you can hear it coming though.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHA you are funny yea maybe the government will run you cuz your a pussy. But If that shit starts happening they can have a good time fighting me.
9 years ago
yeah drummerboy609.. i'm sure you would be quite the "brick wall" for the military....

9 years ago
Drummerboy is that dumb cunt with more firearms than needed that decides to rock the boat alone and instead winds up full of hot lead.
9 years ago
well if there werent so many fags like you gentlemen, who would let the government rape you if they asked, i would'nd be alone. And yes I have enough guns for those who would like to be free.
9 years ago
Somebody is probably monitoring you right now.
9 years ago
Im monitoring him, he left his webcam on for me. he has no guns, or hands.
9 years ago
wow drummerboy, you really think you stand a chance against a nation that takes over countries? Even if you became "close" to a problem, are you going to use your little pea-shooter to shoot down that bomb headed for you? The government is already raping you of your rights, what the fuck are you doing about it? All we can hope for is that our military does not solely go into the hands of a few (i.e. no more soldiers and only robotics), for i think a soldier has a higher conscience than a computer. We've lost control and a brute force revolution is no longer probable. dumbshit
9 years ago
you want to "fight" back? go get an education
9 years ago
Fucking. Whammy.
9 years ago
That was pretty good.
9 years ago
I actually have a Masters in Graphic Design so you can take it! And I was kidding. How can someone fight something thats not fighting back? The government isnt using force its using media and taxes. I know what the fucks going on so pull your panties out of your ass and go back to bed with your girlfriend GimmieAFreshie... And Hank I will meet you at the mall bitch!
9 years ago
Hear it coming yes, but problem is you're going to be so close to it when it jumps up from it's hiding place that you'll have already walked past it and getting filled with lead.
9 years ago
FAIL! GTFO!
9 years ago
If it were up to you cal you fill freshie with head.
9 years ago
i used to work for Lockheed Martin
9 years ago
They have a large plant down the street from me. Ya can't get near the place.
9 years ago
Think they make aircraft radar or something.
9 years ago
They have an aircraft braking plant near me down in Akron.
9 years ago
Seems like they were the only industrial plant around here that didn't lay people off.
9 years ago
Military Industrial Complex, mako
9 years ago
AH, point taken. Those people will always have jobs.
9 years ago
yup
9 years ago
Possum your gay!
9 years ago
^cruising for a date
9 years ago
don't you like the job to sell ice cream in a ice cream van
9 years ago
wtf plantshit, your sentence structure is evidence that you are fucking dumb and gay.
9 years ago
And yours is evidence that you've never read any of Plantshit's previous comments.
9 years ago
Which makes TicklesBalls a complete clusterfuck of a noob.
9 years ago
when you walk around a corner and one of those things is floating staring at you.. you know you are fucked

9 years ago
not me, i can dodge bullets with my sloth like reflexes!!!!
9 years ago
Ahhhh...another fine use of government dollars from my favorite company. LMCO could fuck up wet dreams.
9 years ago
LOL. A solid fuel platform is going to be used for weaponry? Yeah. And Nixon is running again in 2012.
9 years ago
thats what i was thinking. the things got one jump, maybe 2 if its extra fast at acquiring targets.
9 years ago
ummm, yeah...cause our millitary NEVER spends a ton of money on one time use items, right?
9 years ago
They never intend to unless the item is of a "special" nature. Something like this is probably intended for space exploration. And the stuff that Skunkworks is doing is beyond this.
9 years ago
its not solid fuel dumbasses. its hydrogen oxygen combo. why would have that pitter pattering sound of the thrusters turning on and off?
9 years ago
You don't understand it, but I'm the dumbass? LOL
9 years ago
I doubt that thing would be able to support a weapon platform. I mean, the recoil from a weapon alone would fuck it up..
9 years ago
MKV = MULTIPLE Kill Vehicle
Those stabilization thrusters are automatic. Shoot something forward, and a bunch will fire backward on its own. Fuel supply does look like a massive problem
9 years ago
I was thinking the exact same thing.Solid fuel,liquid fuel..its the multi-nozzle rocket engine which is going to be quite expensive.They already have employed those remote controlled drones which can be outfitted with all sorts of weaponry for land.
MKV could be for a star-wars defense platform.They were working on something known as kinectic kill vehicle some years ago.
9 years ago
shit..nevermind,i should have read to the end of the page.
9 years ago
i do understand it brembo. my comment should read "why else" would there be a pitter patter sound of it turning on and off. in other words a solid rocket fuel burn wouldn't be able to be controlled in fits and starts like that. but if it's liquid fuel that makes it so that if you hit it with a bullet it would explode and kill the friendly's near it!
9 years ago
missed
9 years ago
neener neener neener
9 years ago
sounds like it needs a bottle of gumout.
9 years ago
they should make cyborgs instead
9 years ago
They are there just not letting anybody know.
9 years ago
LET'S GO BLOW UP SOME UNDESERVING PEOPLE SO WE CAN KEEP THIS COMPANY IN BUSINESS! (I was yelling that)
9 years ago
pardon ?
9 years ago
People like you should get food poisoning.
9 years ago
Fake.
9 years ago
Not fake I checked out the Lockheed Martin site, MKV stands for multiple kill vehicle.The weapons platform still needs sorting.
9 years ago
^ fake
9 years ago
i could do that with bottle rockets
9 years ago
actually i might go try this soon with 10 aerosol cans and a radio control handset
9 years ago
and a dildo rigged with bottle rockets
9 years ago
Reminds me of fireworks.
9 years ago
These are designed to intercept missile launches, not mow people down.
9 years ago
I assume the term Multiple Kill Vehicle was lost on you.
9 years ago
but its flying and doesn't transport humans , then its a craft or unit not a Vehicle
9 years ago
I guess they'll have to change the name of the MQ-1 Predator UAV then eh, Plant?
9 years ago
does MKV mean MK5, in roman numerals V = 5 and in English MK = Mark
9 years ago
requiemrose06, I assume a simple google search for more information is lost on you.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/space/systems/mkv.htm
9 years ago
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