I have no idea what ad you are talking about. But I would kill to see that lesbian threesome ad where they are using a double sided dildo. Used to be on here a lot but I have seen it recently.
You're a million years old, of course time doesn't seem valuable to you, although you do get paid in Japanese Yen, so one would think even salt would be valuable to you.
My time seems valuable to me. Your time seems like a pile of rotting garbage. And the yen is doing pretty well against the dollar, so what the fuck were you trying to say, dookie breath?
Well naturally time courting young Asian boys and eating shit would seem valuable to you, while any other use of time would seem incomprehensible to you.
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But dude, you teach English in an Asian country for a living. I can't imagine getting paid in any currency would amount to anything more than peanuts anywhere.
And the Japanese Yen is only rising because the Japanese stock market is crashing ... so I would be more worried about my retirement savings if I were you.
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Retirement saving heheheh who am I kidding.
Nothing you could say would be imcomprehensible to me, ass licker. So tell me, why do you spend your time, unnaturally, fucking chickens and fisting cows?
Isn't it more like the dollar has fallen, rather than the yen rising, you stupid fuck?
I'm guessing JQH are your initials. What could they stand for, I wonder?
Well I do try to keep it simple so that you can comprehend me.
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As to which one it is, while there of course can be no definitive answer, the general consensus is that both the dollar and the yen are rising due to their perceived roles as safety currencies.
Now you're just coming up with gay names for me which you use to have sex with your wife so that your mother in law will still pay to put salt on the table.
Wow 1rish1, you've finally decided to venture from riding the coat tails of other fags into forming your own English sentences? Are you sure you've trained enough yet, are not wearing sandals, and have no umbrellas in your room?
I bring home the rice and boiled fish around here. (Salt on the table? Maybe you mean soy sauce, eh, you fucking drippy stool drinking fecal freak, Johnnie Queef Huffer?)
No yak, you know you suck at living when you are part of a country that doesn't even have a unique name for its currency and just copied it off its much more masculine neighbor.
What are you saying, if it's not expensive, it doesn't taste good? That is just stupid as fuck. Yeah, we eat ramen sometimes. Is that supposed to bad or something? Seriously, you are really a fuking idiot. Do you want to hear the weekly menu, Jerry Queer Homo?
Are you seriously asking me whether ramen is bad for you? Try this hank:
1) boil ramen in water
2) remove the ramen from the water
3) wait for 30 minutes and look at the water
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If after this you still disagree with me about ramen, I'll take it back (and just remember, that's water you've most likely been drinking as soup everytime you've had ramen)
whats next... lame jokes about countries? oh wait... thats what you've already digressed to... what could possibly be more bottom of the barrel?
hint:
it involves you responding to this thread more.
Um, we don't eat 5/dollar ramen here, dumbass. We usually go to a ramen restaurant. It's obvious you have never had any decent ramen and don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Seems to your modus operandi.
and i cant stop think about dejavu´s tits, i would like to see them tits so much and cum over those unreal package of super tits. I know yak wouldn't mind sharing his gf with me.
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She took the interweb as a major.
Then she found Yak
Put him in the sack,
She´s happy now i´ll wager.
wherever i go, actually. there they are, wanting ME.
And Plantshit´s comments.
Now if this was a cock fest I believe your opinion would be warranted.
But I guess if you value my opinion on cock fests, why don't you and your buddies possum and 1rish1 get some cocks before you waste my valuable time?
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But dude, you teach English in an Asian country for a living. I can't imagine getting paid in any currency would amount to anything more than peanuts anywhere.
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Retirement saving heheheh who am I kidding.
Isn't it more like the dollar has fallen, rather than the yen rising, you stupid fuck?
I'm guessing JQH are your initials. What could they stand for, I wonder?
John Quincy Handjob?
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As to which one it is, while there of course can be no definitive answer, the general consensus is that both the dollar and the yen are rising due to their perceived roles as safety currencies.
And I'll still beat your ass, faggot.
What's on your menu, shit, shit or shit?
1) boil ramen in water
2) remove the ramen from the water
3) wait for 30 minutes and look at the water
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If after this you still disagree with me about ramen, I'll take it back (and just remember, that's water you've most likely been drinking as soup everytime you've had ramen)
hint:
it involves you responding to this thread more.
You know what would be even more bottom of the barrel:
Responding to this thread even after my response.
You know what would even top that:
Running like a pussy and not responding.
You know what would even top that?:
Being Canadian.
"Pardon me, old chap. Would mind if I gave your 'tallywacker' a polishing up with my rather handsome moustache?"
Oranjes come on line in his favourite gay bar.
But thanks, everyone i´m going ..... oh idon´t know waht now, plots going, beeeeeeer
JIZZ
Phew
It's just envy, plain and simple. What an ugly emotion to show, Fries. Really, it's just pathetic.
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Fuck you Turk boy.
Be honest.
Would like to playing with her boobies.
Fuck you're an idiot.
But Steel you need to just make like jqh's virginity in a gay bar and disappear.
"Yes I have a very small penis but that's ok because my pappy has a very small mouth*
-i hope