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Mucho Umbrella

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by Mako

submitted December 18th 2008

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She wants a finger?
9 years ago
Umbrellas are for pussies.
9 years ago
Although that is a cool one.
9 years ago
Real men run through the rain naked.
On fire.
Also the rain is acid rain.
It is also on fire.
9 years ago
No, real men run through hail the size of minivans and catch as many as they can in their mouth.
9 years ago
umbrellas used to date: 0
9 years ago
Real men steal umbrellas from little old ladies.
9 years ago
Umbrellas used to date (technically, shared): 1. Playing baseball in the rain is fun. Sitting on the bench waiting for your turn at bat in the fucking cold rain is not much fun. Having funny stories about that game is still fun, though.
9 years ago
Yet again, I will help you guys become less of a pussy:
http://www.real-self-defense.com/umbrella1.html
9 years ago
Umbrellas are for little boys and pussies.

The fact that you suggest this umbrella to us shows that you are, in fact, a big fucking pussy.
9 years ago
Yet somehow they still won't let you use one. :)
9 years ago
The fact that I suggest this to you shows that although it is true that I hate you all, that does not mean I won't try to bestow upon you some useful information once in awhile.
9 years ago
That sounds like something Hank would say, jqh.
9 years ago
All joking aside, I have just shown you a weapon that not only can you legally carry anywhere without seeming like a douche, but that in fact will be a complete surprise to anyone who is attacking you.
9 years ago
Other than the fact that if you are a guy and you have an umbrella you automatically look like a pansy and therefore more of a target. You also can't really carry it on bright sunny days without looking dumb either.
9 years ago
i use an umbrella...


when i travel with my laptop i use one cause i dont want it to get damaged.
9 years ago
Fool, use golden shellback.
9 years ago
Yeah, fortunately I live in the real world where people carry umbrellas, not the ghetto streets that you imagine the white suburbs to be.
9 years ago
"but that in fact will be a complete surprise to anyone who is attacking you" You seem to be the one living in the fantasy world where people are attacking at random.
9 years ago
I live in an area where I don't feel the need to carry weapons at all.
9 years ago
Yeah, some of us also travel a fair amount...and by travel I mean outside of a five mile radius from our parents' basements.
9 years ago
You seem to enjoy mentioning "parents basements" quite often. Does that seem like a safe place for you or something? Everyone that calls you out lives at home still?
9 years ago
You posted this link tonight and a link to a swordmakers site the other night. What is your obsession with weapons? Are you really that insecure that you feel the need to be armed at all times? Why do you travel to such scary places?
9 years ago
omg i love it, i coulda guessed 1rish1 would say something like "umbrellas are for pussies" hahah YES, come out of the closet man. we get it your a badass who could beat superman with mohammad ali on his shoulders like masterblaster in a fight.
9 years ago
mike, you don't seem to realise that you sticking up for the umbrella carriers of the world just proves exactly how gay they are.
9 years ago
I think 1rish1 is obsessed with me. He's cataloging everything I say.
9 years ago
Hey 1rish1, how many times have I used the word "the"?
9 years ago
1rish1 earns his street cred by getting wet in the rain, and when watching jiu-jitsu.
9 years ago
I think you are obsessed with me. You follow me around the site and reply to most of my comments. I can't help but notice things people say here, because I read them. Reading comprehension and retention may be difficult for you but not for me.
9 years ago
lol this is so trivial, people who carry umbrellas are gay? whats next people who wear shirts or tie their shoes are gay too?
9 years ago
How do you know I enjoy jiu-jitsu? Is it becauee you are cataloging everything I say or becasue you read it and remembered it? Do you see the stupidity of your previous statement now?
9 years ago
I feel like I'm having an argument with a girl I just dumped.
9 years ago
1rish1, it's not you, it's me.
9 years ago
Who the fuck doesn't use umbrellas? That's just dumb. I have several.

It rains a lot here in Japan and when you see a guy in the rain with an umbrella and you don't have yours, you don't see the other guy as a "pansy" you see yourself as a dumbass.
9 years ago
18century man has spoken
9 years ago
What did he say?
9 years ago
joshs dates: 0
smerfs dates: 1 (+/- 1)
9 years ago
umbrellas are for pussies
9 years ago
behold! hank is pro umbrella! wanna say hes a pussy??
9 years ago
i'm generally pro-umbrella -choice..but they're pretty gay..so ya..hank is a pussy
9 years ago
Yeah, that pretty much makes him a pussy.
9 years ago
hey..i think i get why u 2 want hank to be a pussy..so u could fuck his ass and it wouldn be gay, cuase hes a pussy and not a man. am i right?
9 years ago
Real men carry umbrellas and wear bowler hats!
9 years ago
You know who does think that unberallas are gay?

Georgi Markov, not a single good word to say about them.
9 years ago
I can't believe this discussion is even taking place. You are really a silly fucker, Irish. Last time it was jean shorts and sandals. You seem to be very concerned with what is or isn't cool.
9 years ago
I never said anything about sandals. I wear flip flops quite often. dik thinks they're gay. Jorts are pretty gay though.
9 years ago
You can't talk about 'jorts' being gay when you have sex with men. That's gay!
9 years ago
Sandals are the gayest thing a man can wear. Gayer than a purse, even.
9 years ago
What if you see a man walking down the street wearing sandals, jorts, a 'fannypack', all whilst carrying an umbrella & whistling the theme tune to The O.C.?

9 years ago
Sandals are great.
9 years ago
^ he also has a Dharma & Greg t-shit
9 years ago
I hope you aren't trying to insinuate that fannypacks are gay.
9 years ago
....no....
9 years ago
& the O.C. theme whistler is also walking a dog that looks remarkably like Stan.
9 years ago
Thats about as gay as it gets.
9 years ago
Using the word "whilst" is pretty gay too.
9 years ago
hold the fucking phone...you guys wear sandals? you fairies!
9 years ago
"Whilst: Chiefly British"

hmmmm I was unaware that you lot hadn't caught onto that one yet. It'll soon become common; just with the 'i' removed of something as idiotic.
9 years ago
People that don't use umbrellas are dumb and wet.
9 years ago
"Whilst: Chiefly British" I guess that why its so gay.
9 years ago
i sometimes carry a fanny pack....which has a .380 in it....call me gay and i will shoot you
9 years ago
You are gay.
9 years ago
A .380.. Ya your gay alright
9 years ago
oh good lord....now comes the argument over what size gun makes you gay or not.....fact...fags dont pack guns....they pack fudge...just ask 1rish
9 years ago
Feeling the need to carry a gun in a fanny pack makes you gay no matter what size it is.
9 years ago
hank, isnt it better to be dumb and wet or to be gay?
9 years ago
I have an umbrella that turns into a machine gun.
9 years ago
cut or paste than
9 years ago
urklebot..that is pretty gay
9 years ago
even saying "fannypack" is gay
9 years ago
its called having a concealed handgun license.....when you are wearing shorts and a tshirt you tend to not have many places to conceal a gun. In Texas you cannot be able to see even the outline of a gun....like if it was in your pocket......so you use a special carrier around you waste that looks like a fanny pack
9 years ago
By the time you pull out that pea shooter from your fanny pack, You'd be getting your fanny packed with something much larger.
9 years ago
...that makes you gay.
9 years ago
fat hobbit........i think you might want to understand that if it is loaded with gun powder and lead....your chances are still slim if your on the receiving end
9 years ago
I bet the shorts and tshirt he wears are jorts and Dharma and Greg.
9 years ago
"call me gay and i will shoot you"
Do you realise how absolutely retarded you sound?
9 years ago
FatPat is gay..
9 years ago
i'd rather not have feet at all
9 years ago
There is nothing wrong with fanny packs.
9 years ago
its called "HUMOR" 1rish...you bucket head
9 years ago
i'm picturing you walking down the street in japan in the rain..with an umbrella and a fanny-pack...wearing sandals
9 years ago
IT IS NOT A HUMOR!
9 years ago
And jean shorts.
9 years ago
Thats not humor. It wasn't a bit funny.
9 years ago
There is an element of truth in every good joke.

For example:

Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, Irish walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
9 years ago
How do you fit Oranje, elchris, jqh88, and fries please on one bar stool? Turn it upside down.
9 years ago
I was going to use the 'four gay men going into a bar only to find a single stool' joke. Then I realised that only a queers use it.
9 years ago
How does Oranje tell if another man is gay? He sucks his dick.
9 years ago
This could go on for a while. I think we should probably stop.

Since I'm the bigger man here, I'll stop first.
9 years ago
1rish1 walks into a gay bar....

Fact
9 years ago
...and says " Hi fries, you here again?"
9 years ago
1rish1 is like Marc Almond when he gets in those bars.
9 years ago
Who replies "I'm just enjoying a drink with my best buddy Fugs"
9 years ago
MG's are uber gay
9 years ago
Too right.
9 years ago
MG stands for Mega Gay.
9 years ago
Or Macho Guy
9 years ago
Fries loves his Macho Guys
9 years ago
^^^this retarded mucho orgy has been brought to you be powerade and pornhub.com
9 years ago
Beez, shut the fuck up. The brits had something funny going on until you decided to attempt some humor.

Get the fuck out, donkey-punch.
9 years ago
haha get told beezy!

continued...

"ooooh hiiiiya, Cheeky is just in the little boys room, standing in a plastic bag noshing off George", replies MrFugs cheerfully, as he raises his hand from his hip to his ear...
9 years ago
*singing is coMing from the bathroom*

....'Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your.....sex'
9 years ago
^Fuckin brilliant! i wondered what i´d been missing for the last week. -

a complete inane argument about whether to use an umbrella or not depending upon your manliness.

Thank you guys, reality is restored.
9 years ago
BTW it´s a bum bag. :
9 years ago
arse holder
9 years ago
^fucking gayest thread ever, you're all fags!
9 years ago
"Look at them moose-goosers
ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
some use a thumb"
9 years ago
I WILL send in my LEFT TESTICLE for this umbrella! I want to use it at work!
9 years ago
what job do you have where an umbrella is practical? seaworld?
9 years ago
cuz... peter is not allowed there...
9 years ago
morph also has the mature frontal pic of the umbrella holder
9 years ago
Do you put any effort into your comments at all or does the stupidity shine through no matter what.
9 years ago
you really should listen to hank....he speaks the truth about you
9 years ago
I don't get what you said either. Does the unbrella holder(?) have a picture of a twat on it?
9 years ago
I think the idea is that he's implying Morph is a pedophile and has a nude pic of the kid who is holding the umbrella.
9 years ago
good grief.....thanks wanko
9 years ago
Oh
9 years ago
I knew what he was implying.
9 years ago
the kid in the picture wont be nude as they are wearing tights and a skirt
9 years ago
That is why I missed it. You have to take into account that fact that the joke is assuming a whole different state of reality.
9 years ago
Who is "they"?
9 years ago
haha^^...... fuck you irish
9 years ago
'they' is a term used if it cant be established if they are a girl or a boy
9 years ago
Hey, Tyrone. Where have you been? Did you get released on good behavior?
9 years ago
and they wearing wellies
9 years ago
Im going to put my money on girl, fries.
9 years ago
lmao fuck you.... my computer was fuckin up, so i sent it off to be fixed, and the guy fucked it up even more.....
and its still not fixed
9 years ago
prison doesn't sound so bad
9 years ago
Tyrone, next time don't send it to any of the brothers. Let whitey fix it.
9 years ago
Tyrone says:
My computer was fucked up. So I stoled another one.
9 years ago
we dont have white people here...
and jackin a bitch for a laptop doesnt sound like a horrible idea
9 years ago
Yeah, they don't allow white folk on B Wing.
9 years ago
daayyyummm, that was collddddd.
9 years ago
Brutally honest as well
9 years ago
Fugs is tryin to get shanked early this year...
i'll see you on the yard, bitch
9 years ago
OOOOOOHHHHHHH
THAT NIGGA GONE KILLL YOUUUU SONNN.
9 years ago
blacktee, i thought you'd have OD'd on brain core by now
9 years ago
neverCore, I'll be enCore till the day I dieBrain.
9 years ago
You can't do shit to me, dude. I'm on kitchen duty, so either way, I'll win.
9 years ago
Mayo on your salad, sir?
9 years ago
Fugs would rather you "see" him in the showers.
9 years ago
Nobody can get in the showers, with you and fries being in there all day.
9 years ago
Fugs is everybodys friend when it comes tothe prison showers.
9 years ago
Fugs walks in the showers, yells for everyones attention, then drops his soap.
9 years ago
I tried to sell fries for a pack of smokes but no one wanted him. Now he just does my laundry, cleans my cell, and I make him braid people's hair so I can get extra Ramen.
9 years ago
cheeky's never even seen a shower, the skanky London tramp.
9 years ago
I've never seen a prison shower. Unlike Mr Fugs who cruises the shower block like a skanky Northern hooker
9 years ago
Oh, and happy new year Mr Fugs!
9 years ago
fugs is northern? tell cheryl cole i want to fuck her
9 years ago
I've just told her. She says you have to get in line.
9 years ago
If I ever met her, you can be sure nobody else ever would!


Not unless you visited my 'relaxation suite'.
9 years ago
ive only ever spent one night in a cell and i didnt see any showers
9 years ago
I bet you saw the matress close up though.
9 years ago
I'm no pillow-biter either , if i got lonely enough then i might give out some fries-loving . If i was in prison you'd all be my bitches.
9 years ago
You mis-spelt "If I was in prison you could all have me as your bitch"
9 years ago
Talking of your "Relaxation Suite" Mr Fugs, how is HelloNurse these days?
9 years ago
Limp
9 years ago
My money is on air dried ham and ribs
9 years ago
Shhhh!
9 years ago
Can I place an order for 12 slices?
9 years ago
Although Fugs cruises the shower block, it is actually a part of his "extra curricular" duties as a voluteer Lonely Prisoner Programme. -

Yours,

Her Majestey´s Inspector of Prisons.
9 years ago
You mis-spelt "Lovely Prisoner Programme"
9 years ago
Awww sweet!

At least you're thinking of me.
9 years ago
It's Big Cyril in cell block B who's thinking about you
9 years ago
Oh yeah, Big Cyril, I mentioned your name and he siad, " Tell sloppy butt to do some more clenching next time, he's got loose."

Thought I'd pass it on for ya!
9 years ago
Never been out of D wing mate. That reprobate was probably thinking of Fries. Pass the message on stoolie
9 years ago
B wings for nonces and queens.
9 years ago
It can't have been fries, he didn't mention "Fluffer".
9 years ago
Must've been oranje then. That greasy fucker gets around
9 years ago
Big Cyril that is
9 years ago
Hey!
9 years ago
Oh, erm,... Oranje... Cyril says "Hi".
9 years ago
british people are funy
9 years ago
No we´re fucking not.
9 years ago
Oh yes we are.
9 years ago
i'll bet 1rish1 has one of those clear plastic brollies with the pink flowers on
9 years ago
That's nice, it'll match his little Barbie boots.
9 years ago
I use a brolly. But then i´m grown up and don´t like getting wet.

Fuck me - that was a sober statement, it´s piisin down outside, i´m in an interweb cafe and 2 miles from home. - on a bicycle.
9 years ago
HAHA
9 years ago
if anyone looks over at ur screen theyll think youre looking at porn
9 years ago
He was wanking like a horny monkey in the corner of the cafe
9 years ago
Hahahahahahaha. What's this "was?" He still is. People are giving him weird looks but are too afraid to approach him.

Never trust a man who uses an umbrella and rides a bike.
9 years ago
i´ve 46 seconds left, and I´M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
9 years ago
ESPECIALLY IF I KEEP TALKIN
9 years ago
...and looking at nude Ann Widecombe sites
9 years ago
Nude Mo Mowlam pics FTW!
9 years ago
I stopped caring about looking at mucho in public; although I do scroll down quickly
9 years ago
I don't look at Mucho unless I am A) on my laptop with all the smutty adds blocked or B) alone. I hate the "what you doing, looking at porn" questions you inevitably otherwise get.
9 years ago
Speaking of Brits and smutty ad's, I see Linsey Dawn McKenzie as a nurse in one of mine.

Yeahhhhhhhhhh.
9 years ago
I look at Mucho at work all the time. I have perfected the art of turning off the screen when someone walks into my office though.
9 years ago
muchoing at work is not an option for me
9 years ago
Linsey Dawn McKenzie has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
9 years ago
She has a face?
9 years ago
It's hard to believe isn't it
9 years ago
That is quite the vivid description, Cheeky
9 years ago
She is vividly ugly
9 years ago
The bike´s outside smartasses.
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
still so much to learn eh jimi?
9 years ago
WAS outside...

Check it out on e-bay tomorrow.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
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