points: 5

Sleepoverbait?

i wonder how far i can push this before i get banned...?

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by -Morph-

submitted December 18th 2008

57 comments
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Sleepoverbait?
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comments (57)
Keep this up and you get my vote for permanent unbannable status.
9 years ago
i second the motion!...
9 years ago
Not sure if it's necessary, but THIRDED!
9 years ago
Banned? If anyone dare mentions the possibility, they get verbally abused. Unless you are in Australia. In which case you go to jail.
9 years ago
keep up the good work
9 years ago
Morph for president of the internet
9 years ago
i second the motion!...
9 years ago
^first reply fuck-up of 2009.
9 years ago
in L.A. is still 08. so that means... kirk is from the future
9 years ago
Hahahaha...wait...isn't he though?

(*_*) First mind-fuck of O9...crap.
9 years ago
hahaha nice
9 years ago
hey guys what am i the first in 09 to do?
9 years ago
grovel for attention and fail miserably
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
sticky beets? awesome name!
9 years ago
And this is exactly why I hope I never have a daughter.
9 years ago
I thank my genes for that every day man.
9 years ago
I'd more afraid of her getting pregnant by the neighborhood drunk's only son.
9 years ago
lol kirk is sterile.
9 years ago
Having a sister you need to be protective of is hard enough, I couldn't imagine having a daughter or two.

Definently would have a rifle handy at that point in my life.
9 years ago
I remember a line from that movie Clueless (my ex was 29 going on 16; story for another time) "I've got a .45 and a shovel-I doubt anyone would miss you."
9 years ago
I remember fisting Freshie's sister when she was 3. Tell her that my feet is still waiting for her ass when she turns 6.
9 years ago
"Tell her that my feet is still waiting for her ass..."

You mean foot right? Or did you mean to say "My feet ARE waiting for her ass?" Either way you come across as fucking retarded and mildly functional. When you can learn how to properly form your insult in an intelligent manner, then come fuck with me.

Until that time comes however, stick with trying to fit both of Elpiss' balls in your mouth at once. Cunt.
9 years ago
^Is that the first gay and pointless rant that never should have happened of '09?
9 years ago
I think so. Freshie, you get a little butthurt over that one? Seems so... therefore the insult must've worked.
9 years ago
The rant was about his lack of grammar skills. The insult itself had shit to do with it.

IamTheGayest, it just annoys the hell out of me when people try to talk shit online and can't even structure their shit properly. The best part though is how everyone gets uppity when you try and tell them they have the grammar and spelling skills of a fucking 1st grader. Let alone how people go batshit when you leave more than a sentence or two.

It's all good though, Happy New Years IamTheGayFest, and have a good O9.
9 years ago
If you're going to be such a nitpicking bastard about it, fine then, I'll just take my business elsewhere. Tell your dad I want my $5 back.
9 years ago
you know you've lost an argument when you have to resort to talking about peoples grammar ;P

9 years ago
It is strange how he loves dik so much, seeing as dik doesn't generally give a fuck about, or bother with grammar.
9 years ago
Happy New Year's Yak!

Die slow Oranje!
9 years ago
Should that be "slowLY"?
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
It's even funnier when his grammar is less than perfect.
9 years ago
me n the boys think his Gramma´s just fine
9 years ago
I like it.
9 years ago
agreed...should i feel bad though?
9 years ago
they know what they're doing
9 years ago
and sadly, it's still a crime...
9 years ago
It's only a crime if you get cought with the bodies.
9 years ago
ahem
9 years ago
When you see it...
9 years ago
you will ejaculate bricks
9 years ago
Is that a Tootsie Roll in her ass, or is he just glad to see me?
9 years ago
You are one observant kitty , I couldn't get past the trying to figure out how to get some of that without going to jail thing.
9 years ago
No claude its the "little minnie" teen version double dildo.
9 years ago
Cos that´s would be where he normally photoshops himself
9 years ago
The one on the left has "First Time Facial" written all over --Oh well, you get the idea...
9 years ago
That desk is a mess.
9 years ago
i,m seeing future lesbians here
9 years ago
I see dead people
9 years ago
If you pick up a 16 year old in a bar and don't ask her how old she is, it's not your fault!
9 years ago
That's where our laws fuck up, I could pick up a 16 year old (I wish), take her home and fuck her quite legally, but she'd be in trouble for underage drinking.
9 years ago
virgin smerf has spoken!
9 years ago
I'LL TAKE BOTH GIRLS PLEASE.
9 years ago
Excellent defence: "Well they were 30 your honour"
9 years ago
TO FUCK
9 years ago
DREAM ON
9 years ago
recover password
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