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ninja santa

santa is on a ninja diet

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by deadeyesamuri

submitted December 17th 2008

129 comments
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comments (129)
fake
9 years ago
But just imagine if you are like 10 years old and you see santa round house kick someone. You wouldn't care if it was fake or not.
9 years ago
Fuck no.
9 years ago
agree
9 years ago
I am unsure to what you are agreeing to.
9 years ago
I have to disagree!
9 years ago
Even if it was fake, it was fuckin great.
9 years ago
*cheers*

So, I live in this small town full of spiritual hippies that believe theres a city in the mountain that this small town rests near...and well today I saw a man dressed up as a telosian Santa Claus...but the red out fit was in fact purple and he was preachin the good word of Telos....
9 years ago
Preach on, Sistah!
9 years ago
i do not care,lucid
your titties are boring
YOU are boring
i do not care
about you, your opinions, or your fat-bags...tool's wife is way sexier than you'll ever be...at least she's Real...
...you are simply a farting sound i hear sometimes in my right ear...
(aka - Bass Players Syndrome)...
you are 13, fatter than fuck, and spouting zit-geysers all over your sorry excuse of a "body"...

...cheers!...
9 years ago
Stop that.
She has lovely boobs lol
And not boring ah .
You boob hater =o
9 years ago
Okay wait, how do you know she's 13?
9 years ago
Being thirteen is a good thing =d
9 years ago
it was just a guess, mako...and i'm just trying to be enough of an ass that she goes away
...after posting those supposed "tits"
9 years ago
I want her to stay. We need women and her boobs.
But ya i been waiting for that pic .
9 years ago
Yeah possum, I want her to stay too! The female population on Mucho is pretty low to begin with. Plus she doesn't seem bothered by negativity.
9 years ago
hi possum
9 years ago
Well that was interesting...

So make Deja post it.

I'm not leaving...I'm perfectly happy here.
9 years ago
...and seems to have zero self-esteem...also a plus...
okey-dokey, fellers - i'm with you
9 years ago
She sure doesn't. Thanks again for grave digging.
She needs one wit nipples showing =d
9 years ago
Good, possum.
And deja, you listen to us! Post it ah i want to see
And good job lucid. You tell em
9 years ago
hey drums...
9 years ago
is it me or does elbow have a stalker love interest thing with loser?
Also possum, did you forget your meds tonight?
9 years ago
Whoa there ha. So what. One of the girls i stalk =d
9 years ago
dude you're as desperate as I am whiny
9 years ago
what meds, you ass-cracker?

okay, no i didnt, drums...
i'm just an old cranky bastard in my forties...every once in a while i just get tired of the teenagedramaqueens, enough so that i dont even find them sexy anymore - just annoying as hell
9 years ago
He does seem a bit to intrested in me but it's not creepy yet...
9 years ago
lux...how old are you, for real?
9 years ago
If you were in texas, oh yes. And i can make it creepy if you want
and desperate is not it i like every woman that is remotely hot
and they love alex. - me.
Just call me elbow still, though
9 years ago
Possum i believe eighteen she looks young so ya.
9 years ago
I wanna tit tit tits
To be honest,there are other people who post on this site that dont make as much sense as she does.Maybe im talking about myselffisheneessism
9 years ago
Who invited you?
9 years ago
under Ten? even i will have to pass you along to skulk...btw - you look manly enough to fool him for at least a day or so...
over ten? well, there's MikeyBeez knocking down my door and wanting your phone number...over eighteen?
...just another used up skanky whore...
9 years ago
No, ElBo, I'M the creepy one here.
9 years ago
Honestly I'm 18.

And whats this? People....liking me...perhaps?

*SHOCK*

Stop it, you'll piss someone off.
9 years ago
damn your eyes , fish!
9 years ago
Well i tend to be creepy ha no matter what i do girls usually all on me
not literally but you know
9 years ago
What's going on here? I haven't been paying attention. I've been too busy beating off to this tittie pic of Lucid she emailed me.
9 years ago
oh, and yeah - Herby? you are not invited
you are not cool
and even Brian May would be ashamed of your hairdo
9 years ago
Beating off lol she needs to send me some =d ha.
And don't be over confident.
9 years ago
You tell em possum, good thing he left
9 years ago
i am WAY too drunk to recap this for you, Urks...sorry
9 years ago
Just continue jerking off
9 years ago
>.<
Now, I think I feel what might be a hint of shame...
If only my boyfriend knew....

HAHAH to think of it though...I bet he's a member of Mucho....

9 years ago
And just wtf makes you so damn special, urks?
9 years ago
Ah probably. Like my girl doesn't know i'm on this site. Ah i love her boobs lol, more than lucids
9 years ago
Ya i agree she needs to send to mako and i
9 years ago
I think you should just beg Deja for it or Urkle....
Or just wait like everyone else...
9 years ago
Ah deja hopefully posts it soon grr
9 years ago
Or urk?
Urk, send to me
9 years ago
wow...
this has all been a test, lucid...
i think you have finally passed
elbow, mako, and yours truly ARE the gatekeepers here...feel free to diss Hank, Dik, rish, and fries...those guys are just blowing smoke anyway...

ps - "boyfriend'
hahahaha, wheeze, snort...
"ha HA!"
9 years ago
She's never going to if you guys keep drawing attention to it.
9 years ago
No, urk

and lol yes, yes possum. muahahaha
9 years ago
True...Let's all forget I have tits alright?

So anyways...
I would be scared to diss Dik, he's like the gobbbfather.

And fries...I love him...

The other ones don't mean much...Sorry...


9 years ago
unless she vomits cum...i just dont care
9 years ago
does she vomit cum?
9 years ago
I'd vomit up Makos cum for you Possum...if you begged enough...or gave drumrave a hug.
9 years ago
She swallows
9 years ago
Forget your boobs?
Never
yours are the kind that i usually get girls to take pics of with my name on them
i'm a collector!
9 years ago
ahh, fuck...it just started snowing again...blizzard warning for tomorrow, wind chills down in the minus 30s...
FUCK
9 years ago
Hush, you don't know if I swallow or not so just hush.


Btw, I swallow.
9 years ago
That explains the question you asked me
9 years ago
Haha possum...

That's why I live in CA...dont have to deal with fucking snow...

Oh shit...nevermind we totally have 7 inches...
9 years ago
who the fuck cares, you whore?
if you tried swallowing my cum, i would simply have to barf in your mouth
9 years ago
Well now i know. That makes you that much better. Swallowers =d
i think you have to prove to me personally that you swallow
9 years ago
Good job by me, better job by you, Lucid. Fuck, I sounded just like Jim Rome-please excuse me.
9 years ago
_fear_of_music__sleeve
possum says:

wow...
this has all been a test, lucid...
i think you have finally passed
elbow, mako, and yours truly ARE the gatekeepers here...feel free to diss Hank, Dik, rish, and fries...those guys are just blowing smoke anyway...

ps - "boyfriend'
hahahaha, wheeze, snort...
"ha HA!"
wtf?! does this mean?
9 years ago
And I think you've got a 5 inch dick and back hair...but I don't need proof...

Fuck this, I'm not wasted enough.
9 years ago
California has easy women lol. I got plenty of pics added to my collection there
9 years ago
More of me, less of you.
9 years ago
i am now officially drunk enough
to legally barf on anyone
...step back
9 years ago
Five inch? Lol oh i could give you proof =d
9 years ago
Um pass...But thanks ElBo....
9 years ago
I'm stepping back.
And drum, possum never makes sense =]
9 years ago
Unless your gonna send a photo with a mucho sign? Cause then I'll take it...
9 years ago
You are missing out, lucid.
9 years ago
Only if you sent me yours with my sign. Oh yes
9 years ago
Send your first...with a sign that says Lucid and I'll do it.
9 years ago
yours*
9 years ago
Sorry you got to do yours lol i got no problem doing that, i'm proud of my downstairs lol
9 years ago
how do you know i dont make sense you noob?
...oh, that's right, you were a lurker...
9 years ago
god this thread is full of fail
9 years ago
Yes i sure was.
And remember i'm older by a month on here so you the noob compared to me =]
9 years ago
Drumrave....of all the people on here, you are the only one I can see Mucho being better off without...
Honestly, I'd prefer 20 ShannyBannys to just one of you...


And no penis? No pic. Wait for it like everyone else.

9 years ago
Fail? Oh lord.
9 years ago
Urkel, that was good lol. Once again, better job by YOU. Possum is readytobarf, ON-SOME-ONE'S-DOME. You, attack, comments the way Jim Rome attacksafoursyllable word.
9 years ago
I'm talking about taking one with my sign that i tell people to put, not generic stuff.
Either way i would gladly do it though ha
9 years ago
I just spent the last two hours pretending to be a fat middle-aged man, dissing some sort of underaged chubbo...
...my work here is done...:)
9 years ago
HAHAHA out of everyone I'm the one you hate most, what a pathetic bitch! Do you notice all the content that I provide for the site. I'm pretty sure Yak and Deja would get a long fine without me but I do my share of making this site worth visiting
9 years ago
Drum provides alot.
And even kiddie stuff

possum lol nice one man
9 years ago
Oh the stuff you post is fine enough, I could just do without the talking from your end...


And Elbo...what do you want your sign to say?
9 years ago
At least I try to put content into my comments instead of "look at me I'm a stupid cunt"
9 years ago
This thread is giving me an ice cream headache.
9 years ago
It's always my full name lol but don't know if i should post that here
9 years ago
Lol urk
9 years ago
Yes, post your full name.
9 years ago
So add me on myspace or aim...
either are posted on my member profile
9 years ago
Once again, lol urk
and okay. Can do.
Shit i need to make another myspace hmm
9 years ago
drums - you're cool
...you could maybe even fuck-up a few MORE times, and still be at least "relatively" cool...
dunno why
dont abuse the privelege
and finally...
where the fuck did you hide my prescription number you sadistic piece of feces?
(no offense)
9 years ago
write on your sign 'drumrave is fucking boss'
9 years ago
Get an avatar, noob. And quit calling me Urk. You address me as "Sir".
9 years ago
or write 'find possum's meds'
9 years ago
*yawnssss*

Fuck, would someone just slip me something already so we can get the anal raping over with and I can get some sleep...
9 years ago
How about I slip you a punch in the face?
9 years ago
Or how about you get your cock bitten in half?

Either sound grand.
9 years ago
http://www.tinypenishumiliation.net/_mgxroot/page_10745.html
9 years ago
Along as it's in your mouth, it's cool with me.
9 years ago
urk, no
9 years ago
Ok, so I know I just said I wish you death...But Drum...that link fucking made my day...

9 years ago
I've got 5mg of melatonin. 30 minutes and you're out like a light.
9 years ago
see I'm not so bad.
9 years ago
Sounds good
9 years ago
This wii is so difficult
9 years ago
ever thought of using a computer?
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
Spammy fuckers. Shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Drumrave that link was fucking awsome lol that deffinitly made me lol
9 years ago
Drumrave is cool.
9 years ago
...NOT!
9 years ago
that was pretty cool
9 years ago
it's called santa-jitsu
9 years ago
lol i wish he did that to all the bad kids... well maybe not the kids but deffinintly thier parents
9 years ago
Here I thought it was Santa Kempo? 1rish would know.
9 years ago
What is up with the submit content video connection
9 years ago
repost.
9 years ago
Thank you.
9 years ago
OMG!!! REPOST!!!!! call the national guard
9 years ago
And a reply fail. Keep it up.
9 years ago
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