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newest and best xmas song ever.

straight to hell

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by mikebeez

submitted December 15th 2008

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I'm surprised their religion allows them to sing at all
9 years ago
at 1:24 they're dancing no less!
9 years ago
matthew 5:16-18, let your light so shinebefore men, thatthey maysee your good works, and glorify your father which is in heaven. 17. think not that i am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: i am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. 18. for verily i say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from law, till all be fulfilled. amen. to make fun of our savior jesus christ is wrong, and all who do will forever parish.
9 years ago
Mucho 17:33-35, Fuck you and your bible quotes, for you are an abomination to these abominations, and will be shat upon from a great height by a diarrhea-infected goat.
9 years ago
^ Also a quote from Jules.
9 years ago
smerf, your an idiot. and to doubt and turn your back on God is wrong. and you fear me because of that tirade you just displayed. what are you afarid of?
9 years ago
Are you Christian or Scientologist? Make up your mind. What are you afraid of?
9 years ago
Christians suck God's cock.
9 years ago
Sometimes I go into catholic churches and jack off in the holy water.
9 years ago
budphisher is usually the chick in the middle that all the other dikes piss on.
9 years ago
hey birdpheltcher don't you know organised religon is a joke it was created buy a few that wanted a way to control the many! hence why the people going to church aka the pastors flock and the preachers and jesus and god are refered to as the sheperd. There is not one piece of hard proof any of it is real.The bible was written by old men who wanted to controll the masses and it has been adulterated by man to suit his control. so shut the fuck up and step inline with the rest of the sheep waiting for the sheers or the slaughter house.
9 years ago
Hey, I never said anything about God. I just said, in mucho terms, "fuck you and your bible quote"
9 years ago
fuck you, and your god, buttfister.
9 years ago
christians are just porta-potties at heart...
9 years ago
I want to kill them all, fuckin christian radicals.
9 years ago
if you killed all these fuckin retards would if be because God hated them and wanted them to die?
9 years ago
they may even agree with that train of thought...
9 years ago
I think this is one family and I hate to say it but one of the daughters is hot and needs a serious dicking
9 years ago
fuck you santa
9 years ago
yea, what a cunt.
9 years ago
fucking retards, economy was bad b4 xmas started, they fuckin piss me off
9 years ago
I love the sign that says God's Fury and then it shows the markets going down. Fucking god and his 2008 economic plan.
9 years ago
It isn't my economic plan, you fucked your own system up don't blame your shit on me, just blame your existence on me.
9 years ago
Hey, god: can you create something so heavy that you yourself can't lift it?
9 years ago
He did, and that was my left testicle
9 years ago
I can create something I can not lift, until I create it.
9 years ago
Shut up, fag.
9 years ago
And god fails us yet again.
9 years ago
c'mon Hank I expected more from you. Dish out all your sexual frustration in one sentence.
9 years ago
Kid at the end, what a cute touch.
9 years ago
I will eat him with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
9 years ago
it puts the lotion in the basket
9 years ago
It puts lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
9 years ago
For fucks sake Mako, you culinary disaster, you eat the liver with that not the whole thing! Fuck.
9 years ago
Waste not, want not, Hisa lol.
9 years ago
god is gay
9 years ago
no, im bi
9 years ago
God is who he is
9 years ago
God is a woman
9 years ago
...and she's back in black.
9 years ago
I thought she was Alanis Morissete
9 years ago
More like Oprea
9 years ago
is it just me or is their church getting bigger?

probably just dudes hoping to bang their daughters
9 years ago
I'd rather fuck a fat chick. These ones would probably fuck you then protest you for the rest of your life for being a "fag adulterer"
9 years ago
I just love how christianity adopted christmas from the pegan holiday yule tide and then somehow thier savior was born on that day and died on easter which is another pegan holiday known as Beltain... And how the fuck do chocolate and bunnies come into the picture?!?!?!
9 years ago
I don't think these people operate with logic
9 years ago
Rabbits were a pagan symbol of fertility, along with eggs, which would have been associated with a spring festival. Those just got rolled into Easter in the same way all that other pagan shit got put into Christmas.

The chocolate is just marketing.
9 years ago
pagan is not "put into christmas" christmas is paganism
9 years ago
Yeah, thus its name. Fucking moron.
9 years ago
paganism spelled backwards is ms in a gap
9 years ago
It was easier for early christians to convert pagans if they adopted some of their religious festivals
9 years ago
A lot of that was actually camouflage. Since Christianity was illegal in the Roman empire (punishable by death) it was difficult for Christians to gather without drawing attention to themselves. So they wound up using pagan days of celebration as their own, since then they could gather unnoticed.
9 years ago
Martin Luther King Jr. Day was a pagan holiday celebrated at the end of every month.
9 years ago
christianity took what it wanted from the pagen religion
9 years ago
For sure. But it's not like "paganism" was one religion. It's a catchall term for a whole shitload of faiths that predated Christianity.

One of the reasons Christianity has been as successful as it has is its malleability. It's always been more than willing to change itself to suit its audience.
9 years ago
Technically, paganism is anything that is not Christian.
9 years ago
that was awesome how they had all those little impressionable youths singing a song about a fictional character sending you to a fictional place with posters of anal sex and boastful economic predictions caused by something that the government should be taking care of instead of a mystical masiah
9 years ago
i just love how christianity adopted the christmas from the pegan holiday ( yule tide ) and somehow he was born on that day and ressurected on easter which is the pegan holiday known as beltain, and how rabbits and chocolate came into the picture i have no fucking clue lol
9 years ago
shit sorry about the double post my comp freaked out
9 years ago
damnit, and here i was, thinking i was dianne warwick for a second!
9 years ago
Funny how someone managed to interpost a double post
9 years ago
i wish someone would drive by one of the protest with a big bag of shit and throw it at them.
9 years ago
That happens pretty regularly... maybe not shit, but whatever's handy in the car at the time
9 years ago
The "god hates fags" group. Heard them on Stern. They are even more fucked up when interviewed. The chorus line at 1:25 is pretty good though.
9 years ago
I'll say it again Santa isn't my favorite idol Clay Aiken is.
9 years ago
and apparently a fag...like santa.
9 years ago
...fucking religion.
9 years ago
Shut up, Judas, you fucking sell-out.
9 years ago
Damnit, now I have to hang myself again.
9 years ago
why hasnt anyone killed these people yet, pussy americans. These people wouldnt be alive in england.
9 years ago
If you dislike all Americans why don't you kill us too? Oh wait, because we're not pussies and we'd fuck you up.
9 years ago
i dont dislike americans its just you suck cock thats all.
9 years ago
they wouldnt brush thier teeth if they were in england either.
9 years ago
Religion is the opium of the masses!
The blind will follow like sheep.
9 years ago
That's opiate, dude.
9 years ago
I don't get it...

I thought Santa Claus was all in good fun, don't we all know that Christmas is about...giving a shit about things? Like toys, gifts and shit?

Why are these faggots taking it beyond that?

FUCK I hate weird people
9 years ago
^fucks weird people, then hates himself
9 years ago
If it's at all possible to thread these two thoughts; Westboro Baptist just jumped the shark.
9 years ago
ehhhh! Fonzie can go to their church
9 years ago
Yea these fucks need an old school beat down and their church disbanded in a most hidous accident that was on purpous.
9 years ago
1 van 5 men 5 m16 assault rifles 1 night time church meeting. thatll end this little problem.
9 years ago
I've been an atheist all my life. After watching this shit I feel my atheism is justified. I feel sorry for the children.
9 years ago
i drink milk for deez baby kids
9 years ago
Those kids don't get to have Christmas, must suck, not to mention all the other kids think they are freaks
9 years ago
I didn't get that whole video at all but the song was catchy.
9 years ago
Ahhh! I think thats the Phelps. What a bunch of fucking weirdos. Religion is fucking scary man... we ought to have burnt all them christians when we had the chance. Oh well!
9 years ago
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