by dik

submitted December 12th 2008

91 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (91)
I guess i wasn't suppose to be sober. I'll watch this again when i don't have my brain in.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
go for a drive
9 years ago
Ever take out your brain to polish it, and can't remember where ya left it? Gets me every time.
9 years ago
sucks when that happens
9 years ago
this is funny you fucking dicks
9 years ago
i think we have a reply button violation here...
9 years ago
Hahaha, that is
9 years ago
Busted
9 years ago
actually it wasn't..i was commenting onthe the mystery that is me finding this hilarious and you people not
9 years ago
the lack of comments was my point
9 years ago
you live on a different plain to the rest of us
9 years ago
*plane, dumbfuck Yorkshire lamb-lancer.
9 years ago
That's plainly wrong Fries
9 years ago
Tell it to the judge Dik. You're busted on a major infraction of the Reply Button Violation Act 2008
9 years ago
Arrest him. And we need to perform a full body and cavity search. Get Irish.
9 years ago
i could see how this might appear like a reply foul...but i'm not guilty...see also: "this is not mine"
9 years ago
...and"I borrowed this car, officer"
9 years ago
And "I loaned my car to a friend, he must have left it here!"
9 years ago
Did someone call me?
9 years ago
Sorry fugsmucker, if we're policing violations, it's clearly plain, not plane.

Unless, of course, he actually lives on an aircraft, in which case, I'll get my coat...
9 years ago
Dik's has first time offender status, I think he'll make out okay.
9 years ago
Sorry, UnclePepper, if we're talking about existing on different levels, it's plane. Which has nothing at all to do with aircraft.

You're wrong, I'm right, fuck off.
9 years ago
Actually, it could be both. Do you they have plains in England?
9 years ago
we have the Yorkshire Moors
9 years ago
There are too many kids under your feet there.
9 years ago
Oooh, risky one. And no, I won't fuck off, thanks for the offer though...
9 years ago
Go away then?
9 years ago
i caught one with a friend of mine a couple of years ago, it made the strangest noices. we put him up in the trees infront of his house in the ranch but got ripped to pieces by the dogs one time it went down to the floor sometime
9 years ago
Conservation for drugged up idiots.

By ElPiss.
9 years ago
HHAAAAHAaaa, hey, let's just catch this rare animal and tie it to a tree in our yard.
9 years ago
they live in trees dummy
9 years ago
theyr not rare here. im sorry it happend. my friend is one of those drunks that hate drugs
9 years ago
I know they live in trees, dumbass.
9 years ago
I bet they are rare in Venezuela, as well. I would bet a lot of money they are.
9 years ago
They live in trees, pffft! They're aquatic creatures, have you never heard of the Pacific Sloth, or the Madagascan Kelp Sloth?
9 years ago
Your friend hating drugs is clearly a good reason for the two of you torturing a wild animal to death. Way to take responsibility.
9 years ago
ive seen sloths in the wild like a billion times
9 years ago
I've told you a billion times not to over exaggerate.

Fugs, every fool knows Sloths are avian. The Pacific Sloth is known as the Wandering Fuckwit of the Southern Oceans.
9 years ago
Sure you have.
9 years ago
sloths can swim, and quite well just so you know fugsmuker
9 years ago
It's just to bad for your sloth that they can't fly, otherwise he might've been able to escape your douchebaggery.
9 years ago
cheeky, I think you've confused the sloth and elchris.
9 years ago
What I want to know is how do they taste , never waste meat for enjoyments sake & was it a 2 or 3 toed 1 ?
9 years ago
im going out for a beer run. im glad i can get drink once in a while without losing total control over my situation like a goddamned fool
9 years ago
maybe tastes like gator?
mmm...
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're a junkie, and you're trying to make me feel bad because I was able to quit? You're such a loser at life that you actually think you've got something on me. That's the pathetic thing here.


So go on your run: just a little bit of beer will make the hangover all better. Too bad there's nothing to fix your desperate self loathing.
9 years ago
im a hardcore junkie that hasnt even seen heroin in about a year. and it was like 6 months before that...
9 years ago
i smoke a lot of pot though like 5 grams a day... you can make fun of me for that if youd like
9 years ago
elchris you are a douche for real
9 years ago
Hear you possum but not possible now , would have to rent an escavator and dig them out of their lairs .
9 years ago
we caught a sloth? fucker i swear i'd punish you
9 years ago
pffff. whats a pussy like you gonna do? youre weaker than a girl
9 years ago
im off for those beers and for some wendys
9 years ago
i can't do anything to you really elchris ..but i can hate you
9 years ago
Balls , I wish you good luck in your sobriety , it is tough , I have seen people 15 years + go back to it , my choice is to never quit drinking to the day I die , life is short , had a cousin 5years younger than me give it up and less then a year later die from cancer .
9 years ago
fucking coward
9 years ago
Thanks Aqua. I'm not trying to be a preachy arse about it either, elpiss started this shit in another thread. For me it was just my personality: I do everything to the extreme, so I was looking the day I die right in the teeth. So I decided to quit an live, and I'm glad I did.

Elchris: I'm not making fun of you. You're torturing animals for kicks; you deserve to get curb-stomped to death.
9 years ago
i'm not a violent guy but the things i want to do to animal abusers are unnatural to see the least
9 years ago
right... i wasnt even there when it got killed. iot was an accident. fuck you selfrightious morons, you think youre saints or something
9 years ago
St Dik is the patron saint of reply violators and beer runs

Saints for Dummies by cheekycov
9 years ago
you eat all kinds of meats... probably everyday so stfu pops
9 years ago
what a hypocrite. youre making yourself look like a fool pops
9 years ago
elpiss you always come across as an idiot even more so right now. I also love how you act like you don't care and then backtrack when you catch hell for your comment.
"i wasnt even there when it got killed"
9 years ago
i wasnt there when it got killed. it happened like a month after we released it in the trees of this guys ranch
9 years ago
fuck you you fucking pig
9 years ago
gonna eat me now pops?
9 years ago
Balls, I'm 16 years in...
9 years ago
fuck you whuchris.
9 years ago
elwhunnu
9 years ago
Starting to think Elchris is full of shit. Truth or not, it's revolting.

And kudos Balls.
9 years ago
I'm just trying to imagine what Wendy's is like in Venezuela.
9 years ago
yeah, nekro - i used to wonder why folks hated chrissy too...it eventually becomes obvious
9 years ago
Sobriety is for pussys. Nobody likes a quitter.
9 years ago
i "quit" for four years
...still didnt like myself much...
SO HERE I AM!
:)
9 years ago
I win.
9 years ago
I'm sober all the time, except sometimes dik gets me going
9 years ago
dik gets you going on what? roofies and spanish fly?
9 years ago
nono...syzzurp.
9 years ago
I've been drinking that all weekend.
9 years ago
and jizz right?
9 years ago
No, that would be your typical weekend.
9 years ago
Elchris: what happened to the sloth is no accident. You removed a wild creature from its natural habitat and stuck it in an enclosure with predators. You basically condemned it to a prolonged stressful death. I don't imagine it came down to the ground for shits and giggles, it must have been starving to death.

So to recap: you were responsible, so therefor it was not an accident, which makes you an animal torturing scumfuck. You'll get yours someday, I have no doubt. I just hope its really painful.

And everyone else, thanks for the support.
9 years ago
i also caught a boa constrictor up in the mountain not long ago and put it in a terrarium in my room. it escaped a few months ago i think the neighboors dog might have killed it
9 years ago
im getting a baby croc on january so you can also whine about
9 years ago
Nah, I think I'm done pissing energy into the black hole that is you. I'm just glad that you clearly deserve your life.
9 years ago
elchris, when your gator dies could you send me some?
9 years ago
Yeah, me too.
9 years ago
you only get what i dont want, unless you threaten me with more than just a cricket bat...
9 years ago
Hey now, I didn't threaten ya, I was offering to help you out during the zombie invasion. I wouldn't even begin to know what parts of a gator are edible.
9 years ago
all i want is the tail...ALT recommendation
9 years ago
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