points: 1

Wal-Mart

Oh boy.

featured

by PatchworkGorilla

submitted December 11th 2008

66 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthytr_willk
not muchoworthy
comments (66)
Hehe, I used to do this all the time. Fuckin' retail.
9 years ago
I have people call me every once in a while doing shit like this. It's great for a laugh, it doesn't happen often enough though.
9 years ago
that bitch really jumped the gun on.. being a bitch
9 years ago
Yeah, that last lady knew how to handle him though lol.
9 years ago
she really needed those meds.
9 years ago
That first one? Yeah, you don't wanna agitate the unmedicated person.
9 years ago
That's what you get for shopping at Wal-Mart, bitch!
9 years ago
haha! thats how you you fuck with walmart!, and here i thought i was doing good by stealing and shitting on the bathroom floor....
9 years ago
i thought it was the niggers that smelled so bad.
9 years ago
I went to Target today and saw this midget punk rocker chick that had nubs for arms and walked all gimpy. There's really no point to this story, but I thought I'd share anyways.
9 years ago
good story
9 years ago
No, it wasn't.
9 years ago
not a great story...but somewhat muchoworthy...needs more shit.
9 years ago
it would have been a good story if she was taking a shit in a crowded ladies room and she was strapped with explosives...suicide shit bomb
9 years ago
If you had a picture, maybe.
9 years ago
I went to school for Nuroscience, I didn't graduate, but I went. that means I can't be stupid
9 years ago
Knowing how to spell neuroscience is a plus, though.
9 years ago
maybe as a patient.
9 years ago
A neuroscientist married to a big fat truck driver.
9 years ago
the walmart greeters never ever greet me..they greet the person before me and after me...but never me
9 years ago
maybe they think your a....dik.....
9 years ago
That's because most wal mart greeters are senior citizens not too beholden to long haired hippies
9 years ago
plus usually i'm totally nude
9 years ago
That would be a funny thing to see at wal mart
9 years ago
no it wouldnt
9 years ago
it's a norm
9 years ago
I think I've been to a Wal-Mart once or twice. Don't remember any greeters.
9 years ago
They stand at the entrance and say,"Welcome to Wal Mart."

I think their main purpose is to make potential shoplifters feel as if they've already been seen
9 years ago
could be ..i always wondered what their real purpose was...i know it isn't to make me feel welcome
9 years ago
Maybe its to let potential shoplifters feel right at home..this is our capabilities so have at it you thieves
9 years ago
They always ask to check your receipt when you leave. They're dual purpose.
9 years ago
They only ask if you look dishonest.
9 years ago
I have hair below my shoulders and they always welcome me , when leaving sometimes they don't ask to see my receipt , dik maybe they think you have shifty eyes .
9 years ago
There is a profile that they are issued to check out , sorry dik you must fit into at least 4 of the ones to watch .
9 years ago
I hope wally-world goes down the tubes quick , it has changed since Sam checked out , I only go there when necessari .
9 years ago
I wonder if Dik and Jaimee have all their conversations through Mucho?
9 years ago
Hahaha
9 years ago
That last lady was cool and laid back.... that shouldn't have been added.
9 years ago
she was ok. the 1st one deserves a real beating though
9 years ago
Fuck walmart in their goddamn hippie asses
9 years ago
What!?
9 years ago
Wal-Mart-its like a beehive full of shitbreeds and retards.We have a "Super-WalMart" close by to where i live.There are maybe 3 respectable people in there at any given time.Fact
I dont have a problem with them oldsters saying hi to people..could be worse..could be a big fat nigger bitch acting all natural and such
9 years ago
Why is it that evrybody knocks the supermarket giants like Wal-Mart, but without them you'd be paying a fortune for basic groceries? You people really are fucking stupid.
9 years ago
I like Wal-mart. I enjoy buying the exact same product at a cheaper price.
9 years ago
Last time I was over in the states, I went to Wal-Mart and bought two pairs of Wrangler's and two pairs of Levi's for $46 when the equivalent in my local high street stores would have cost me about $35 a pair. I think I got a good deal.
9 years ago
I hope you disinfected yourself and the clothes when you got out of there
9 years ago
Seriously, the few times I've ever been inside a Wal-Mart made me feel dirty. Plus, I get cheaper stuff elsewhere
9 years ago
Fugs-
Im not knocking Wal-mart per se,im saying where i live,the wal-mart is chock full of mud people and scallywags..the store itself is ok i spose.All their deals however arent necessarily deals when you look carefully..that and their own brand of stuff can be total shit to.
9 years ago
The price you pay for a pair of jeans isn't the only issue or even the most important one. Before the mega stores cames there were lots of smaller stores owned by local people. They ran their own business. That same part of the population are now employees somewhere, maybe Wal-mart. Instead of making their own profits, they recieve a wage. Meanwhile, Wal-mart ships it's profits out of the area. Locally owned businesses are always better than mega stores, in my opinion.
9 years ago
From a business owners stand point, Wal-Mart sucks, but as consumer, it is the shit.
9 years ago
HerbyBeerfarts, you are a real piece of shit. Do you know that?
9 years ago
You compromise service, but you just can't beat the price.
9 years ago
Even as a consumer you lose, because all the profits would have been spent by mom and pop and your money would go into your community; instead it goes to wal mart CEO"s
9 years ago
Frank
you are proving what a liberal cock-gobbler you are with each new fresh and exciting post.
Id wish you a Merry Christmas..but im sure your pussy will start to ache cause Christ is part of the name.have a fuckin tragic night
9 years ago
I'm going to have a great Xmas. Beautiful tree, lots of presents, lovely family. Really, this is the best Xmas in a long time. Thanks for thinking of me, BurpyCumDrinks, I'll make sure to tell my mud person wife that you wished us a Happy Xmas and asked after our health, you fucking racist piece of garbage.
9 years ago
I would assume you are talking about you're mother.
9 years ago
Just imagine getting trampled to death by these idiots.
9 years ago
Kill this dude. I hate douches like this.
9 years ago
that last woman must either be the sweetest-natured or most-medicated person on the planet...
9 years ago
Simply content with herself. I'm betting she has a happy family life, a house with a white picket fence & a good natured dog.

...maybe.
9 years ago
LMFAO!!! This is funny.
9 years ago
lol. walmart is the shizz
9 years ago
Bravo!
9 years ago
welcome nads...
youve been doing okay so far...
slow down a little, though
9 years ago
"This is Roy."
9 years ago
ha ha ha lol.....Nice!!!
9 years ago
recover password
most discussed