points: 17

fucking lovely

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hey dik is this enough proof for you.

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by Ic3man

submitted December 11th 2008

291 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
fucking lovely
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comments (291)
Uh, I know Photoshop and stuff. I can help you with that dick...
9 years ago
lol. thanks claude. but i'm doing just fine with it.
9 years ago
I didn't even notice a dick until you mentioned it.
9 years ago
Fake
9 years ago
Not fake, I've seen dicks that small on Asians
9 years ago
^ gay
9 years ago
Even if it was real, so what? you can get a hooker to do that for under $200
9 years ago
Fries' mom will do it for $15 and a lollipop.
9 years ago
we only accept £'s over here in England
9 years ago
thats a lie.
9 years ago
Her thumb is the same size as that supposed dick.
9 years ago
fake
9 years ago
how is it fake.
9 years ago
What is this all about?
9 years ago
check out my last post and you'll see.
9 years ago
beats me
9 years ago
ohhhhh that guy....fake
9 years ago
Clit Ring = Narsty KnobBanger
I'm not sure what he's trying to prove here A:) He has to pay for pussy or Part 2: His dick is pathetic.
9 years ago
Yeah, fake. This pic doesn't prove anything.
9 years ago
Its even gayer that he went to this trouble and still proved nothing.
9 years ago
dont care whether or not your dick has an MS sign...werent you bragging up the redhead from a few days ago?
9 years ago
what a noob...way to fail it up a notch iceman....hahahaha
9 years ago
...........by proving dik wrong.....
9 years ago
you guys can think what you want but i have the mucho sign just as you asked and i even made her give the finger just for more proof. my dick her pussy and a mucho sign in the back seat of my truck. not much more i could've done. but ya'll have fun being idiots thinking this is fake.
9 years ago
^self-pwnage at its finest
9 years ago
Don't cry. This still isn't proof. Maybe you got a small dicked friend that has money to pay some bar whore to take this pic. No proof this is you or anyone you know.
9 years ago
what a whiner..
9 years ago
Dont worry ic3man, I believe you. All these little pre teens on here havnt ever gotten any pussy and attack the man that does out of jealousy.
9 years ago
dik is a pre-teen. fact
9 years ago
Don't tell DrumRave
9 years ago
Taggin'n'Baggin that pussy ain't SHIT to brag about. Fact.
9 years ago
I don't see why you'd want to prove that you're boning someone. What the fuck does that serve?
9 years ago
She's obviously a classy chick if she agreed to have her genitalia posted on the web. Why wouldn't you brag about that?
9 years ago
Ah... so banging some total skeeze is something to brag about? If I was going to brag about something like that, I would prefer to do it about getting with a woman completely out of your league. One who wouldn't let you near her with a camera unless she's dressed for a friend's wedding.
9 years ago
well to be honest i thought she was out of my league and didn't think i could do it because she was married with kids and is way older than me
9 years ago
Wow, that sure is some fantasy world you live in.
9 years ago
Sweet. So now I want a picture of her giving us the finger with her wedding ring clearly shown, an holding pictures of her kids (school portraits only). You must also be in frame, holding up a mucho sign that also states your site name. Maybe if you drew a little avatar that would be kinds cool too.

That's the proof I require.
9 years ago
We also need her wedding pictures and a picture of him to prove she is married to someone else.
9 years ago
And: hahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!


This is a married mother who would let you (a much younger man) photograph her twat to prove to some internet psychos who hate you (Not me, mind you: I wouldn't put a chemical fire on your face out with a rake.) that she let's you bone her. And you consider her out of your league. Wow! Way to aim your sites high, sport!
9 years ago
god damn. that's now even possible. i want to keep fucking this chick. i had to do some convincing just to get this picture.
9 years ago
not*
9 years ago
Well then you're fucking hooped, punk. Guess your big-ass mouth has gone and written a check you cant cash.
9 years ago
Why the fuck would you want to keep this cheating sack of shit. You better hope her husband doesn't hunt, Cunty.
9 years ago
But I feel sorry for you, little noob: she can cover her face in the picture, as long as she does it with a pair of your underwear clearly exhibiting skid-marks.
9 years ago
Maybe now she'll let you do that and then you'll know it's true love!
9 years ago
hahaha balls
9 years ago
that's reasonable iceman...just do what he says..then maybe...maybe you can regain the credibility you had..(which was 0 ..but is less than 0 now)
9 years ago
Iceman's a fucking pussy. I've had better ice stuck up my ass.
9 years ago
...weirdly enough, me too...
(dont wanna talk about it though)
9 years ago
Don't listen to irish, he thinks he is the only guy in the world that has talked to a woman before. Once he found out you don't have to provide a credit card like she had told him, he decided to hate the world and refuses to acknowledge that guys fuck girls, and they talk to them for free.
9 years ago
She's a married mother with a pierced clit getting fucked in the backseat of some redneck truck while holding a muchosucko sign and letting your smalldicked self take pictures of the debacle. Classy. I say she's a keeper
9 years ago
Ah yes, and the black nailpolish + "the finger" combo only adds to het distinguished allure.
9 years ago
This is fucking gay.
9 years ago
That was nice of Enterx, the other proven liar, to come to your defense. He went running off at the mouth and couldn't back it up either. Maybe you two can start up a new team.
9 years ago
+2 team full of shit
9 years ago
If you're going to shop it why not make your dick look bigger?
9 years ago
He did.
9 years ago
haha..wanko...
9 years ago
Balls, we don't hate him. Hate would require us to lose our disdain for him.
9 years ago
This is fucking gay.
9 years ago
I missed this =[
9 years ago
real, including low sperm count
9 years ago
no that was spit. i came inside her
9 years ago
^misspelled "peed"
9 years ago
She looks as dry as something that's really, really dry.
9 years ago
"i'm going to make it sooo dry for you"
9 years ago
I can think of more creative uses for a sheet of paper, but hey its your paper lol
9 years ago
No "tiny dick" tag?
9 years ago
no need
9 years ago
i bet yours is huge, 8 inches deep
9 years ago
Mine is 8 inches.



Around.
9 years ago
We don't want to know any more about your stink freckle, smerf.
9 years ago
I like how this woman has a clit ring, yet the woman in the picture he submitted before did not have one.
9 years ago
wtf are you talking about. look closer feedsondong. if you knew how to find a clit from the back you know where to look to see the clit ring
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up, cock sucker. There isn't any clitring on the other woman, and you know it. You fucked up.
9 years ago
I checked, there is. Fuck the both of you, liceman for being a marginal and federalwang for being a collectivist motherfucker. Die, die, die.
9 years ago
Not sure about dick size, but since noone else will.

Nice going, that's some nice pussy, go you, she saves, is clean........idk about STD's but still, she's got some slamming thighs.

So give her one for me.
9 years ago
yes she does have a really nice pussy. and it tastes just as good as it looks too. i'll pound it extra hard today just for you cat lady
9 years ago
*Blush* Well I just feel all special.
9 years ago
might taste better if you remember to REMOVE ASSHOLE BEFORE COOKING
9 years ago
Yup, same way ya make frog legs.
9 years ago
**shaves
9 years ago
You're back? And you still haven't figured out the reply button? Didn't your husband say you couldn't waste time here anymore? You really should listen to him.
9 years ago
i did, just clicked the wrong one. My husband is tied in the basement drugged on viagra and tranquilizers, wanna join him?
9 years ago
your husband is a fag
9 years ago
No, I have no desire to be near you or your worthless husband.
9 years ago
I'll take that as a maybe.... I'll start sewing your tu-tu right now.
9 years ago
Fuck you're still a fucking retard, why'd you have to bore us again? Weren't we mean enough all ready?
9 years ago
i actually dont remember Catlady...
...fortunately!
9 years ago
Fuck you ScatLady gimme some meTime.
9 years ago
Why is she giving your dick the finger and not the camera?
9 years ago
Well where do I start...

The photo is real, no doubt.
However this photo was meant to be proof of you not having a small dick and your girl being a red head.

Neither of these things have been proved by this photo.

So you kinda failed.

Nonetheless...
That looks very pretty.
9 years ago
what are you talking about. i never said anything about her being a red head. and i never said anything about having a big dick either.
9 years ago
oh come on lux -
i will no longer attempt to flame you
i wont even diss you anymore...
all i ask is that you stop trying to be a "sexy" teenage drama queen...
be funny!
post tits!
or both!
9 years ago
Ok, maybe no on the red but I completely remember you saying your dick was bigger then...somebodys....damn it.

Fuck offffff.
9 years ago
i don't remember saying anything like that.
9 years ago
lux...i tried really hard to be nice...i tried to dumb myself down to your level, i even considered surgically extracting my left frontal lobe, just so we could "talk"...
then i read your comments on other current threads...

no merry xmas for you, lucy
9 years ago
ill fuck you if your a red head
9 years ago
Possum.
I'm Jewish.
I don't want a merry xmas...
9 years ago
jewish?...well, now i'll just have to pass you on to my good friend Boots...
happy harmonica, dear
9 years ago
happy hanukkah:)
9 years ago
Shalom! Chag Chanuka Sameach, Lucid.
9 years ago
Do you eat kosher beef Lucid? If so I've some Hebrew sausage for ya.
9 years ago
There's a difference between not having a big dick, and having a small dick. Having a small dick means some chick's thumb is about the same size as your cock.
9 years ago
^ as per this photo
9 years ago
hahaha at me
3 years ago
So I'm not allowed to be myself?
Alright.

Funny...
I can try.

Post tits...
I submitted some.
What do you want me to do, make the photo my icon?
9 years ago
no, you are NOT allowed to be "yourself"...
not unless you face up to the fact that you are a brainless underaged whore...
work on THAT, and eventually...hmmm...maybe?
9 years ago
^just kidding
9 years ago
yes. make your tits your icon.
9 years ago
FUCCCCK.

I'm sorry, I missed the reply button...

Don't hurt me...
Please daddy, don't touch me...
No...I'm sorry...Daddyyyy not the belt.....



NOOOOOO










*shut the fuck up, I'm high*
9 years ago
Damn, you're dumb.
9 years ago
"dont make me come down there!"
9 years ago
im high to i get where your coming from
9 years ago
Oh shut up.
9 years ago
i cant feel my face
9 years ago
Hush.

Just because your high doesn't mean we all want to hear about it.


New years promise...To always make sure I'm pressing the reply button before I post.
9 years ago
fuck ing hell
9 years ago
How about you just practice shutting the fuck up?
9 years ago
Um yeah...That might be a good idea for tonight...
9 years ago
wow - getting a "generic" for lucid's Avy right now....i'm all in suspenders! :)
9 years ago
Lucidity: I like your photo! Nice perky little tits!
9 years ago
wtf are you talking about Balls?
9 years ago
My anus and your tongue, whaddya say?
9 years ago
I say your a middle aged man that has a issue with premature ejaculation.

9 years ago
wowsers
9 years ago
It happens. I don't have any issues with it, however. Just means more orgasms for me.
9 years ago
Oh go away already.
9 years ago
I like getting some spunk into my woman's hair while we're still dining. Fruity conditioner and jizz is a nice scent on a woman.
9 years ago
You know how I know you're gay?...
9 years ago
Ok, so I do agree that is does smell nice...I still want you to go away.
9 years ago
How, Freshie?
9 years ago
Because you know the scent of jizz, and like it.
9 years ago
Uh, Huh. I though it was because I frequently refer to violating male users in a prison-sex kind of thing.

But thinking that knowing the scent of jizz and liking it makes a dude gay, that's interesting. Let's work with that for a bit, shall we?

Unless a guy doesn't have jizz or a sense of smell, then he knows what his (at least) smells like. So, that makes no sense is a gay test. Big fail: not looking good for your theory.


Now, liking the scent of your jizz. Might have something there! I also like the smell of my armpits, general crotch (the gootch is great! It really picks me up on a hard day to give myself a nice stink-palm to work with), my feet, smegma, and whatnot. Does that make me gay?

Ambiguous at best, so that doesnt get you over the fail of your first point.


I think if you worry about what kind of likes/dislikes/habbits/and choice of words "make" people gay, then you're gay.

Being gay makes you gay. It's genetics. Look it up. Read a book or something, you fucking infantile homophobe. Go find that boy all the guys like you know about and have him suck you off. Maybe then go and do something really macho, like wrestling with a bunch of handsome, ripped friends. And be gay together, and cherish it.

Because that means you never really need women for anything ever again.

Me, sadly, I get boners for girls and lady-boys if they're really hot and are into sucky-sucky only.

So does that clear up whether I'm a fag, or not, Freshie?
9 years ago
Considering the whole "You know how I know you're gay?" is from 40 Yr Old Virgin (Ballsacks autobiography) and that I voted against Prop 8 (Obviously not a homophobe) I think you are the one who fails. And considering it was all a joke to begin with and I thought you picked up on it, it's funny you're insecure enough to go as batshit as you have in defense of your comment.

It's ok if you like to suck cock though Ballsack. I could care less what you do on your own time. You go suck cock, I'll continue enjoying a non-homosexual lifestyle of which you have no concept of.
9 years ago
Okay, two things: I type fast and I get really bored trying to get sleepy. So I sometime fuck around here to kill time. So don't confuse a high work count for me really giving a shit. It usually signals very much the opposite, since I try to be pithy in the writing I care about.

And why would your inability to convey humor mean anything other than you suck at making jokes?

So since you're such an expert on this, tell me who is gay in this situation: say we're on a dessert island. I make a nice club and I beat you with it until you agree to suck my cock. Who's gay? You. For sucking the cock. Me, I'm just getting a BJ from a gay man.

For the record: you also really suck at explaining your "jokes."
9 years ago
* high word count *
9 years ago
But you know what... I do like the smell of my jizz. AND I bought my girlfiend a musical for Christmas. And I like ass play.

Fuck it, I guess I'm gay.
You smoked me out, Columbo.

I feel so liberated. This must be how Hank felt after he realized he we black.
9 years ago
It's ok Balls, I won't hold it against you.

And before I go to sleep, Fuck you Hank. The only thing black in regards to Hank is the 7" his manfriend puts in his ass.

Wait, do they even have black people in Japland?
9 years ago
Okay, so here's the new rules: you don't get to pee standing up anymore.

Also, sweetie, I'd really appreciate it if you'd get the rotten teeth removed. You know what? Let's just get them all pulled. I think it's so much for the best that way. I'm really looking forward to settling into out new life together, lover!
9 years ago
Now I'm going to go to sleep. So I expect a morning hummer at 8am, daily. You don't want be to bring Paullie over to help work you in, so just be a big boy about it. Gargling with lysterine and cocaine does help with the throat-fucking pain, so you might want to stock up.

I think that's everything. Toodles!
9 years ago
Please excuse me while I go vomit.
9 years ago
make a nice club and I beat you with it until you agree to suck my cock. Who's gay? You. For sucking the cock. Me, I'm just getting a BJ from a gay man.
hahaha
9 years ago
Ballsack = That guy who always stared at other guys packages in the showers during gym class. Fact.
9 years ago
Damn Balls, you sure had a lot of energy yesterday.
9 years ago
you have a very small penis and probably a fuggo. why so proud?
9 years ago
and what brings you to that assumption. only the head of my dick is showing.
9 years ago
the head of your dick is the same size as the head of my dick years before puberty. and it was flacid.
9 years ago
Way to bring it Ic3man. Notice how the old and tired members get insecure when someone puts up.
9 years ago
who the fuck is this bitch?
9 years ago
^ Talks to the voices in his head.
9 years ago
PEW PEW PEW-ny dick
9 years ago
Lol wtf?
9 years ago
For some reason, I find that the funniest comment I've read on here for a while haha
9 years ago
So you're trying to prove to a bunch of people on muchosucko that you can have sex? Am I missing something?
9 years ago
And what did you say to her to convince her? "Oh these guys online are being mean to me and say I have a tiny dick and fuck my mum. Can I take a picture of your pussy with a muchosucko sign on it to prove to them that I'm cool?"
9 years ago
There are a few old and tired regulars on here who are trolls and think they have some value and credibility. 75% of them are fat and have no girlfriends and the other 25% of them like to wrestle around with other guys.
Real cool!
9 years ago
who the fuck are you?
9 years ago
You ask that as if you are somebody. How cute.
9 years ago
Zing!
9 years ago
He is someone of some importance, from within the relative context of this user-created forum. What % do I fit in. I'm just fuckin dying to find out if I'm fat or if I wrestle.
9 years ago
Wrestle.
9 years ago
Maybe even a fat wrestler.
9 years ago
I'm fat and don't have a girlfriend but I get all sorts of pussy. Don't believe me? I don't fucking care, you're just some guy on muchosucko. See where I'm going with this?
9 years ago
^ gets no pussy
9 years ago
I like to grapple with dudes. No shame in my game.
9 years ago
Remember, it's only gay if you look eachother in the eyes
9 years ago
looking into each others eyes is a sign of true love though
9 years ago
This is the internet. 95% of people on the internet gets laid at the drop of a hat, and has a smoking hot body as well.


Also, 95% of people on the internet are lying.

Also, 95% of people on the internet are idiots.
9 years ago
also 100% of people on the internets are douches
9 years ago
95% of statistics on the Internet are wrong
9 years ago
It's pretty god damn easy to get laid on the internet.
9 years ago
I'm getting fat.
9 years ago
i feel your pain hank
9 years ago
All I see is a dick and a pussy, there is no fucking going on in this picture. For all we know you never inserted your penis in her vagina. Maybe that is why she is giving your small dick the finger
9 years ago
drumrave have you ever had sex before. little children, the dead, animals, toys, your hand and family doesn't count.
9 years ago
happy MSDay Ic3
3 years ago
its still not muchoworthy
9 years ago
That's a nice pussy, but um.... was it cold in that room?
9 years ago
meh....fap fap fap fap....
9 years ago
thats one classy broad....
9 years ago
did you get aids yet?
9 years ago
your dicks barely as wide as her clit... and it doesn't look like an oversized clit to me. What could it mean?
9 years ago
fake
9 years ago
last
9 years ago
failure
9 years ago
reaching new lows there 1rish
9 years ago
she have a hot face too iceman?

9 years ago
undersized dick alert. it should be illegal unless you're an asian.
9 years ago
Ill give you three reasons why at least his story about who the woman is fake:
Lets remember she is "married"
1) very few married women that have had kids get their vags pierced.
2) what mom has black finger nail paint
3) what married woman cares enough to shave her vag like a teen?

9 years ago
last
9 years ago
I think Kaka posted below you just to fuck your "last" up.

You should kick his ass. He's always talking shit about you.
9 years ago
Does the chick you fucked have a Myspace I could see ICEMAN?
9 years ago
See, if you had included at least your alias on the paper, people would have kind-of-sort-of believed you.


I once tried to convince my woman to let me do this, but she knew about the site and shot me down. MS fame was not to be had.
9 years ago
If this is real, then Ic3man is a lesbian. They are just about to rub their clits together.
9 years ago
I know it's probably already been said several times in that large chunk of comments above...

But come on man!
You have a fucking tiny penis,and that makes me laugh.

Oh,and that dull-looking lump of tramp meat that has your jizzm on it?
White trash 4 life.
Ha.Ha.
9 years ago
Hei, icepricksh, ai ams going to saoy tis vary slooooooow you are gandy and that;s a man
9 years ago
I have never had sex with a woman with a pierced clit, not counting Fries' granny that is.
9 years ago
last hahah beat 1rsih
9 years ago
last--fuck you drumrave
9 years ago
just kidding, i like you drumrave--fuck you 1rish
9 years ago
oh but xzekiel fuck you

and last

bitch
9 years ago
SDS (small dick syndrome)... always out to prove something to people
9 years ago
Last!
8 years ago
Nice try....but no
8 years ago
I waited 10 months.
8 years ago
Never mind eh
8 years ago
this would have been much better had there been some insertion
8 years ago
You would have liked it better if it were inserted into you.
8 years ago
I wouldnt be a cock-teaser like you
8 years ago
Whatever.
8 years ago
2 years later... "pew pew pew-ny dick" Haha, that was good

and last
6 years ago
Last
5 years ago
fuck you no way
5 years ago
last.
3 years ago
fuck you no way
3 years ago
You were not supposed to see this.
3 years ago
last.
3 years ago
or are you?
3 years ago
i will slap you so fast my hand will act like a razor and shave off that dirty beard.
3 years ago
um, yak? what is the eta on MS 4?
3 years ago
"soon"
3 years ago
somebody send me an email when it happens, mmK?
3 years ago
whats the address.
3 years ago
Possum Mustache
3 years ago
close
3 years ago
shit. its back.
3 years ago
ima thinking i might need to change both my underpants and my avy soon - any suggestions?
3 years ago
Boxers are nice
3 years ago
or should i just wait until TR whines enough again?
3 years ago
jim?
3 years ago
What we all doing back here ?
3 years ago
This shits ancient
3 years ago
And a fucking nobody
3 years ago
He has a handsome penis
3 years ago
F.A.P.S approved ?
3 years ago
Definitely
3 years ago
I was set to retire five years ago.
3 years ago
Jrob did you try to hack my steam account you nigger??
3 years ago
Steamniggerssuckgignerpenis.
3 years ago
I will slap your face...WOMAN.
3 years ago
do it.
3 years ago
mmmmmm....
3 years ago
I wot m8?
3 years ago
Some faggot tried to spend like 300 on my account. Had to cancel my card and get a new one.
3 years ago
Dayum dayum DAYUM
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser slowly walks away whistling *
3 years ago
That's fucked up Metal. Damn internet thieves.
3 years ago
Didn't work though... only problem is now I have to wait like 2 weeks for a new debit card
3 years ago
It's still an inconvenience and they should die
3 years ago
that's fucked up. Did they get anything?
3 years ago
nope.




Pwnd?
3 years ago
They got nothing... I did get embarrassed trying to buy dinner for a girl :(
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
3 years ago
HAHAHAHA
3 years ago
I guess all that's left is to blame the sewerbro
3 years ago
or maybe steam had a breach like riot games did.

I mean steam better get their shit straight when the box comes out (if anyone even buys that watered down pc).
3 years ago
Fuck off console pleb
3 years ago
<-- has the sickest rig on mucho fer sure...
3 years ago
well, not really, but it is pretty damn sick
3 years ago
You can't handle my dell laptop power
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Console fuck you, I dont even play my ps3 anymore.

I just refuse to play steam games.
3 years ago
Good luck with all that...
3 years ago
dont worry. I'm doing fine without it.

I would rather play games with dush than be a steamfag.
3 years ago
^^
3 years ago
inb4 you and dush play games? whats your team name, team stupid.
3 years ago
Fags
3 years ago
You should get on dayz you'd love it
3 years ago
i was thinking about it, but my old roommate from co plays it all day I just dont want to get sucked in. also im not really into survival games. I need instant gratification.
3 years ago
Get in a 40 man server....plenty of Action
3 years ago
ill ask if I can use his account to try it out. Whats the point of the game?

rape?
3 years ago
Depends on how you want to play...you can troll people,kill them on sight or help them...
3 years ago
The point is to survive basically
3 years ago
word. if I get on ill email you. I have a computer that can run it well with me but its not mine.
3 years ago
You will love it oster
3 years ago
it will just take me a second to get used to it like playing 187 with you guys.
3 years ago
Rip 187 :(
3 years ago
fags
3 years ago
I didnt like the delay of 187, now i know i only played a little bit but it seems like i had to predict where you would be then shoot. The actual mechanics of the game could have been Way better but then again this is steam.
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure steam has nothing to do with the mechanics of a game
3 years ago
What a boring lookin dick.
3 years ago
looks like her snatch has been with the vacuum more than the dick.
3 years ago
It looks pretty tight to me. His dick seems frightened of it.
3 years ago
the fuck are you shitstains doing back here??
3 years ago
avoiding you.
3 years ago
well, hows that working out for you?
3 years ago
Not great
3 years ago
et tu brute?
3 years ago
back-stabs EVERYWHERE!
3 years ago
recover password
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