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Snowmobile Driving Nazi Zombies

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by TJP

submitted December 11th 2008

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i fucking love zombie movies. im waiting for world war z to get made into a movie. that and cell.
9 years ago
well now that we know more about you...SHUT THE FUCK UP
9 years ago
i liked you better dead dirty

9 years ago
world war z...great book
9 years ago
Cell would translate to film poorly.. like most King stuff.
9 years ago
I'm still pissed that The Road got pushed back.
9 years ago
I think World War Z would make a decent movie
9 years ago
Why the fuck did zombie movies get so popular in the last decade? And the only good one was "Zombie Strippers"
9 years ago
I hate most zombie movies. You see one, you've seen them all. Zombie Strippers does look good though. They sell it at Walmart.
9 years ago
World War Z (2010) Director: Marc Forster Writers: Max Brooks (novel)
J. Michael Straczynski (screenplay)
9 years ago
This is a movie by Norwegian producer Harald Zwart. Best known for "one night at Mc'Cool's". The movie is called "død snø" or "dead snow" in english.
9 years ago
Tardneous for the lose.
Zombies are appealing to the masses of fucks.
Although Shaun of the Dead was some funny shite.
9 years ago
A zombie is a reanimated human corpse.
9 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! hell this movie looks awesome, i'd watch it and not even need it to be translated for me!!
9 years ago
Look up a movie about nazi zombies called "Worst Case Scenerio". I saw a trailer for it a couple years ago and it looked pretty cool, but I don't know if it ever got released.
9 years ago
*Scenario
9 years ago
Sgt, awesome.
9 years ago
The zombies from 28 Days Later were better.
9 years ago
28 days later...great movie
9 years ago
they werent dead so they werent zombies.
9 years ago
28 days later also had a relatively larger budget im sure....dumbass.
9 years ago
28 Days was an awesome zombie movie.
9 years ago
28 weeks later sucked ass
9 years ago
Sandra Bullock is a zombie?
9 years ago
Technically, she is a vampire, I think.
9 years ago
That would make her even hotter.
9 years ago
Why would it have a large budget?
9 years ago
Probably. She'd never take a job like that though.
9 years ago
Did I mention that 28 Days Later was an awesome ZOMBIE movie? Full of really cool ZOMBIES?
9 years ago
28 days later fucking sucked and was a waste of time.
9 years ago
as a matter of fact hank, you didn't. you stated that 28 days was an awesome zombie movie, however that is a sandra bullock movie about rehab. Also, deadskinmask is right about the fact that 28 days later didn't technically have zombies. the movie was about a viral outbreak, however no one arose from the dead.
9 years ago
I shortened the title for my own convenience, Zeke, you no shirt overalls wearing down-on-the-farm chicken fucker.

There were tons of really cool zombies in 28 Days, you dick.

There's a new movie coming out called 28 Gays Later, starring You. It's about you giving head to 28 zombies in a row then they rip your head off and keep it for a sex toy.
9 years ago
thank you hank, i'll be sure to see it
9 years ago
That was fucking funny Hank, A+
9 years ago
Hanks a fucking idiot , since when would zombies want sex ? they only ever crave brains...
9 years ago
You must give him credit for that one. Hank went so far as to take off his helmet to write that one, thats some serious shit.
9 years ago
As that one dumbass used to say, "mad braincore" while referring to a blowjob, in which case they still want brains.
9 years ago
Left For Dead is a zombie killing game and they call them "infected". They're still zombies and so are the infected in 28 days later.
9 years ago
Sick zombies?
That's like throwing shit on a pile of shit that's got too much shit in it already.
+3 team shit
9 years ago
sorry 1rish1, but this whole new "infected" genre are not technically zombies. zombies originate in haitan voodoo culture. they are the reanimated dead. not infected humans. get it straight.
9 years ago
1rish1 is not 'straight' at all...
9 years ago
Zombies only got the name from voodoo culture. The idea has been around long before that, in numerous cultures.
9 years ago
1rish1 would charge money to blow zombies but they dont carry cash
9 years ago
true smerf, but it was practiced and popularized in Haitan voodoo.
9 years ago
the Haitians are a bunch of voodoo fearing french speaking niggers
9 years ago
1rish1 would charge for blowing me but he thinks i taste good....
9 years ago
fries is once again fantasizing about me.
9 years ago
well yeah but in a good way this time
9 years ago
I think that if YOU do some research, xzcekiel. You will find that, the 'zombies' from the voodoo culture were never in fact dead. They were put into a state of being seemingly dead, from the slowing of the heartbeat to an almost non existent level. Aswell as being done to make then look like magic, a lot of people were put into the 'zombie' state to be basically used as mindless slaves.

I find it laughable that you use the voodoo culture as your definition of what a 'zombie' actually is. Yet you get it completely wrong yourself, you stupid smug wanker.
9 years ago
Wade Davis, a Harvard ethnobotanist, traveled to Haiti in 1982 and, as a result of his investigations, claimed that a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being entered into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre (French: 'powder strike'), includes tetrodotoxin (TTX), the poison found in the pufferfish. The second powder is composed of dissociatives such as datura. Together, these powders were said to induce a death-like state in which the victim's will would be entirely subject to that of the bokor.
9 years ago
I do believe those drugs would class them as infected.

Fucking OWNED!
9 years ago
wow oranje, youre one arrogant prick with access to wikipedia.
9 years ago
did you just copy and paste all that?
9 years ago
I knew about that a looooong time ago. Got the names from wiki, just for you.
9 years ago
Of course I copied & pasted it, you simple minded cretin.

Who would type it out when you can highlight, copy & paste. Bloody imbecile.
9 years ago
Daaaaaaamn, pzzown3d.
9 years ago
Apparently, I did have it straight. Fuck off, xzekiel.
9 years ago
ive seen the serpent and the rainbow, i know all about that shit. it's the legend of the zombie that they're reanimated from the dead. hence, the original night of the living dead. haitian voodoo sorcerers would just drug people into slavery. drugged up is not the same as infected oranje. don't think youre proving anything to me
9 years ago
and no, you didn't 1rish1. we're talking about three different things here. 1) the origin of the legend of zombies (haitian voodoo sorcerers and TTX) 2) traditional movie zombies, as in the night of the living dead, in which they are reanimated 3) new age zombie films like 28 coke lines later, in which they have no characteristics of traditional zombies and the story line is about a virus, not some unexplained reanimation. wiki it 1rish1, or i'm sure oranje will do it for you.
9 years ago
and before anyone says it, TTX and voodoo isn't the origin of zombies. my bad. that's been around a lot longer. smerf pwned me there.
9 years ago
Nope, they're zombies, in 28 Days Later, Dawn of The Dead and Left For Dead. I too find you laughable.
9 years ago
Hahahaha.
9 years ago
I just laughed at you.
9 years ago
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
9 years ago
"Angel Heart" was a very cool movie also...
9 years ago
I am so ready for a zombie apocalypse. I am an excellent marksman, I own a chainsaw, and I really like to blow shit up.
9 years ago
i have a veggie peeler, a gross of five-year-old Black Cats, a sharpened stick, and a helmet i made from a pasta-drainer...
...bring it on...
9 years ago
I would let possum be part of my "survivor group" but I would make sure he stayed in front of me at all times and he would have to shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
possum says: "mmm-hmm..."
9 years ago
I have a cricket bat.
9 years ago
mako's in...
9 years ago
if you guys are waiting for reanimated corpses, all rigor mortised out an shit than a cricket bat and a sharp stick should be okay; but if you're dealing with the coked out super "zombies" you're gonna be fucked.
9 years ago
Mako is most certainly out, because kricket is a gay sport and anyone who owns a kricket bat is a homo. I don't need the two of you blowing each other while zombies are trying to kill us.
9 years ago
It was a reference to a movie, rish. And a cricket bat should work just fine. I'll bring the aluminum Easton just in case, okay?
9 years ago
I caught the reference, but my kricket bat owner being gay and possum being one gay guy enough for the group reasoning stands. Bring a baseball bat and we'll lat you take point.
9 years ago
Or maybe a stick ball bat those seem pretty cool and have less wind resistance. Better yet a sword even, how fucking cool would it be to fight a bunch of zombies with a sword.
9 years ago
well said, rish
9 years ago
We'd have to get Morph or Tyronne to go too. Just so we have a black guy to die first. We could bring Ryoga but the one gay guy is enough rule still applies.
9 years ago
A sword would be good. A nice katana, perhaps. I'm thinking we'll need some flash bang grenades, too. That is, if zombies can be blinded.
9 years ago
do i actually have to shut up completely?
or can i just pretend to be the strong silent type?
9 years ago
You don't have to shut up completely. Just keep your inane chatter to a minimum. You could be like Ving Rhames' character in the new Dawn of The Dead.
9 years ago
I don't know if zombies can be blinded but flash bangs would be fun to play with either way. Consider them added to the list.
9 years ago
very good
i can does that
9 years ago
I have a couple swords.
9 years ago
also - just remembered...
i have this plastic spoon that i sharpened down to a lethal shiv back in county...we could give to mako?
9 years ago
urkelbot, you can't come unless you promise not to try and loot the dead. We know your poor ass would just slow us down.
9 years ago
fucking musicians anyway...
9 years ago
That's okay, possum, you hang on to that spoon lol. How are we on firearms?
9 years ago
I had to surrender all of mine, so we gotta hit up a pawn shop or something.
9 years ago
I'll leave the jewelry alone, but I'm gonna go for their wallets.
9 years ago
Well, I've got my rifle, plus a few swords and a nice bat... If really needed, I could go visit my dad and raid his gun safe.
9 years ago
well, fuck
we're screwed now...
and i'm getting a lot of paranoid-type vibes...

fuck yall - i'm heading for the Badlands
9 years ago
smerf, obviously you don't understand the whole zombie apocolypse thing. You think we'll just be able to stroll on over to your dads house? Wake the fuck up man. You could just fend them off by moob slapping them anyway.
9 years ago
The ear protection might help him too.
9 years ago
damn - knew it was just a pipe-dream...but good luck finding possum in the sodak badlands
...ps - rish?
..am excavating a semi-large Hole, five miles west of Mitchell SD...i'll link up with you and mako there
9 years ago
I can picture smerf shirtless and with his ear guards on spinning in a circle moob slapping zombies left and right.
9 years ago
possum, you'll never make it on your own. Remember we don't have to take all of these applicants.
9 years ago
that is fucking epic, irish
...we do need "reporters" though...no modern social movements have ever survived without video...
...lol - "smerf, shirtless"
9 years ago
We can bring him along just for comic relief.
9 years ago
damn!
9 years ago
shirtless smerf with ear-guards on...
now That is mucho worthy
9 years ago
Maybe the zombies would be laughing too hard to attack us.
9 years ago
I probably shouldn't worry too much...winter in upstate new york can definitely kill a zombie.
9 years ago
Mako, apparently you don't understand the zombie apocolypse either. They are undead, cold doesn't bother them.
9 years ago
Well, I'm a little under 3 hours from Canada, whether I travel west or north will be the question.
9 years ago
I could survive a zombie apocalypse without doing anything
9 years ago
Go south if only to get away from the cold. drumrave, you couldn't survive a fucking hot pocket shortage, much less a zombie apocolypse. We could strap pipe bombs to you and use you for bait. Maybe have you run (walk faster than normal) the opposite direction screaming or something.
9 years ago
Well, if I do go south, I risk running into new york city, and I'm sure you can imagine what nyc would be like if it was full of zombies.
9 years ago
I can help with the weapons part ,I have never been zombie hunting ,do I need a license ? Also if it is March I could bring a couple 12 ft. gators , to dispose of the bodies .
9 years ago
dude I fucking pwned at Resident Evil 4 and I didn't have that fucking dog to help me on the first boss
9 years ago
If its NYC I can get the gators out the sewers .
9 years ago
lol @ rish , sorry drumrave
9 years ago
This isn't a fucking video game, drum. You may actually have to run.
9 years ago
Jesus, you are some yappy motherfuckers. Try to be like me and keep your comments to a minimum.
9 years ago
Yap, yap, yap.

You think I got time to read all that? I'm a busy man.
9 years ago
28 Days later is a pretty good zombie movie if you ask me.
9 years ago
I can run but for only like half a mile before I give up and start walking
9 years ago
28 days later does not have fucking zombies!!! they're some new breed of coked out undead...but theyre not fucking zombies
9 years ago
They are 100% certified by the Zombie Licensing and Certification Board of the World as being bad ass, wicked, fool-hardy zombie motherfuckers.

All your hating won't change that.
9 years ago
you're all noobies , George A. Romero invented the zombie.
9 years ago
Whatever they were, the movie was boring and it sucked.
9 years ago
The survivalists consider the people who will wander around with no idea what to do after the economy is done with to be zombies. They will have no skills except to watch cable and go to the mindless jobs/pick up their welfare check, and once those things are gone we will have to shoot them.
9 years ago
Winter'll do a good job of culling them out where I'm from. Got down to -31 this weekend.
9 years ago
You're going to murder them because they have no "skills"?
9 years ago
28 Days Later had the scariest zombies ever, in my opinion.
9 years ago
is killing zombies classed as murder ?
9 years ago
if me and Hanky were zombies we could hang out together and he wouldnt realise it was me.... that would be cool
9 years ago
we could be like best-buddy zombies and share people that we're eating
9 years ago
we'd also be able to watch each others backs when 1rish1 and his bunch of faggot 'survivalists' showed up
9 years ago
Hanky would be like "aaaaahh" and i'd be like "ooooohhh" cos we'd both be speaking zombie-language and able to understand each other
9 years ago
If they look at you then it's self defense.
9 years ago
fries, do you realize how pathetic you sound?
9 years ago
Allright, Wanko, that's funny.
9 years ago
thanks 1rish1
9 years ago
And tonight, 1rish is the cocksucker
9 years ago
Actually it was last night.
9 years ago
smerf's just mad cause i wouldnt give him my pointy stick
9 years ago
the only reason those zombies are cool is cause their nazis
9 years ago
and vice versa
9 years ago
Cheap, Frugile Mother Fuckers! Let,s see your Hook-Nosed ass haggle your way out of your fuckin' head being transformed into a fuckin' ashtray.
9 years ago
Idiot.
9 years ago
I can't even figure out who the hell he's talking about.

Tell me, is it bad when your fingers actually get ahead of your brain?
9 years ago
My fingers are in front of my face
9 years ago
my fingers are around my penis
9 years ago
... with two left over.
9 years ago
Whammy.
9 years ago
nazi zombis... solid snake's only weakness!
9 years ago
yeah... the solid snake in your ass
9 years ago
you had one good song dirty
9 years ago
how's hell?
9 years ago
who the fuck is this retard?
9 years ago
and... why was that good?
9 years ago
when the guy pulled out the chainsaw i really thought he was going to say " Groovy "
9 years ago
I'd go see it.
9 years ago
Sig heil!
9 years ago
"dead snow"
9 years ago
i sure hope theres some zombie bollocks on here tomorrow
9 years ago
oh well
9 years ago
Jonsered chainsaw, its a Swedish brand. But i have always preferred husqvarna chainsaws.
9 years ago
Husqvarna used to be tied with Stihl. Now they're a definite second place.
9 years ago
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