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Segal visits the fair

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by jsloan10

submitted December 10th 2008

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Segal visits the fair
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Ok, so I live about 3 miles from this man...No joke...

9 years ago
wheee i live like ten miles from shit loads of a list celerities in los angeles.
9 years ago
hiya lucid...just to let you know, i'm quitting this dumb-ass GTFO pose...it was getting ridiculous, and i was having problems jerking -off...
ermmm...i mean "sleeping"...
women are nice
pics of boobies are nice
even YOU are probably nice...
(if you could just stop being so Whiny)
9 years ago
Well that's cool.

I live in a small hippie town in northern CA, we don't get those kinds of crazy people here often.
9 years ago
No keep going man.
You never listen to me =]
9 years ago
This must be what its like.....
When doves cry.............
Bwaaaaa. sob, sob.
9 years ago
Ok possum...
I'll work on being less whiny...
In truth though, I'm very much just highly sarcastic in everything I say...But nonetheless...I'll keep my bitching down.
9 years ago
I love you both.
9 years ago
starfish and cofee maple story and ham?

i did that because you got the lyrics wrong asshole
9 years ago
lxl , I always did like you , btw where are those naked pics of you ?
9 years ago
Ummm Aquatit...I do believe we all agreed not to talk about my tits anymore so that Deja would post them.

Btw, your zipper is closed....fix that.
9 years ago
you like butterscotch clouds,a tambourine?
9 years ago
If you fuckshits let your mind free, maybe ud understand.
9 years ago
I understand lol
and uh ya where are they
9 years ago
if I lived in LA i would like to work with porno movies
9 years ago
There's already enough gay porn actors.
9 years ago
Plantshit wants to be a fluffer
9 years ago
Tybalt, get the fuck off my thread...fucking noob...

And Planty, where do you live?
9 years ago
Planty lives in Sweden, alas he's not smart enough to reply, Lucid.
9 years ago
You should all fuck off.
9 years ago
agreed.
9 years ago
Since when did we start "owning" threads and who the fuck are all these noob dickheads anyway?
9 years ago
Also, does anyone know what film all these kids being shot is taken from?
9 years ago
i learn English by myself
9 years ago
Well that's fucking obvious.
9 years ago
no peeki pani
9 years ago
irrelevant but.... oh bollocks, feel like possum now. no ficking idea,
9 years ago
I hereby claim this thread mine, now you all gtfo. Except angy, we got some unfinished business to attend.
9 years ago
not to butt in on your thread IATG...but, who's angy?
9 years ago
That would be me.

And I'm so not staying on this thread.

*runs in fear*
9 years ago
Nice job, greatest-you fucked it up for everybody lol.
9 years ago
i'll fuck it all up. fuck off.
9 years ago
Seagal goes Postal!
9 years ago
wtf do you you want double c
9 years ago
I think he wants a time machine, so he can go back and give your mother the money she needed for an abortion.
9 years ago
Nice one DC. Postal it is.
9 years ago
peniston?
9 years ago
Little girl is a champ...
9 years ago
Pedobear approves...
He will make use of that new hole.
9 years ago
Worst actor ever.
9 years ago
You misspelled best...
9 years ago
You misspelled suck my cock.
9 years ago
There are so many bad actors to choose from though, what about Keanu Reeves, Mr. monotone?
9 years ago
<in movie preview guy's voice> "Steven Seagal...... in the same shit you've seen over and over and over............ "
9 years ago
other than keanu being monotone he is actually the best/most badass actor ever. you need to check out the "10 reasons why keanu reeves is the best actor ever" list. you'll change your mind.
9 years ago
Postal was such a retarded movie. Somehow strangely entertaining still.
9 years ago
meh, i never really liked his movies all that much.
9 years ago
the beauty of steven seagull is the fact that his acting is so fuckin horrid and hes too fat to lift his legs for karate kicks
and he wear a squirrel on his head.
His movies positively suck dong but yet in the end,i cant get enough.
9 years ago
a squirrel????
9 years ago
grey or red?
9 years ago
Honestly, the best thing about his movies is that he runs like a girl.
9 years ago
what movie is this?
9 years ago
a shit one
9 years ago
its financed with nazi gold.
9 years ago
I watched it about ten times so I could see the chick in the yellow shirt with the large bouncing tits.
9 years ago
think of the children
9 years ago
^pedo
9 years ago
"Fire Down Below": Best movie ever, after "Roadhouse" and "Showgirls".
9 years ago
Showgirls ? are you for real ?
9 years ago
THat's what I was gonna say. Showgirls? Orly?!?!
9 years ago
Roadhouse is a great movie. Showgirls was great masterbatory material when it came out.
9 years ago
roadhouse? patrick swayze roadhouse? i guess you're joking
9 years ago
Showgirls sucked too
9 years ago
Not as bad as Roadhouse, total redneck movie
9 years ago
See? Now you folks have a reason to see "Fire Down Below"
9 years ago
Screw both of you, dik and jamiee. Roadhouse is great and showgirls had Jessie from Saved by the Bell naked.
9 years ago
The bodies were great in Showgirls but it was stupid
9 years ago
showgirls, no idea.

roadhouse, i´m with irish on that. as much as i like to mug ya mate, good movie-.
9 years ago
i am right in thinking that Showgirls had that ridiculous pool sex scene right ?
9 years ago
Roadhouse really is a great movie. The fight scene at the end when Dalton rips the guys throat out is pretty cool. And Showgirls did suck, but Jesse Spanno naked was worth the price of admission.
9 years ago
Now he normally shoots a govt. model 1911 which is a decent sized gun. He has ballooned up so much it looks like a toy with the 1000 point shot. Also, a headshot or two wouldn't hurt.
9 years ago
When Segal dies, bad films will rejoice. Note how he's too fat to do anything that requires excercise other than raise another stickybun to his face.
9 years ago
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