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A Canadian Christmas

I wait all year for this card!!!

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 8th 2008

291 comments
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A Canadian Christmas
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Canadian Gothic
9 years ago
Ya like I hate life, eh.
9 years ago
fuckit, wolfsie...go take Art Appreciation 101...
9 years ago
I think I will.
Thank you for your concern in my obviously lacking of use. in the right side of my brain.
9 years ago
And proper English for that matter.
9 years ago
wolfie says: "in my obviously lacking of use" :)
thanks man...
9 years ago
I see you, Claude.
9 years ago
Well played, Claude, well played.
9 years ago
Now go wash your browned nose and dirty tongue...
9 years ago
whos that loser standing up? the unkempt deadbeat type?
9 years ago
looks like his head has been superimposed
9 years ago
Have you suffered any serious head trama?
9 years ago
me? not reciently why?
9 years ago
Don't worry about it.
9 years ago
lol at not recently
9 years ago
Haven't you been tracked down and mutilated yet?
9 years ago
This is why us Quebecois want to separate.
9 years ago
You're Quebecois? That really fails to surprise me.

And I wish you would separate already. Then we can see if the rest of the world want to support your utter douchebaggery.
9 years ago
whats a quebecois?
9 years ago
It's the bullshit cultural identity that frogs in Quebec have cooked up for themselves.
9 years ago
The clown avatar is fitting
9 years ago
TABARNAC
9 years ago
Well done!
I'd hope they sent money as well.
9 years ago
Dunno if i ever said this but like when you comment cause of your avatar.
Need more women here
9 years ago
fuck this.
fuck you.
dont care aboot your tits
dont care aboot you, period...
although... your brain looks mighty tasty just now...just go out to the Badlands, pay Skulk a few dollars to park the Ford Escort your mom gave you...

...i'm down in Level 5....
9 years ago
elbow, look away...look away!
9 years ago
Dude, i'm walking away again lol
9 years ago
I don't want to look away =d
9 years ago
effing PR's are way too trusting...
9 years ago
Ha lol
9 years ago
Possum...I want you to ignore the rest of my comments after this one for the rest of the night...see if it helps with your anger....
9 years ago
^misspelled "apathy"
9 years ago
Disturbing.
9 years ago
weak
9 years ago
So PlantHole. How are things? In this holiday season, we should wish people kindness and good will. So with that, let me wish that you have a massive UTI filled with pus and maggot-like microbes during this holiday. Best wishes.
9 years ago
jim, he already lives on the sweden/finland border, in the dark, in the cold...
cant we just wish him an untreated anal prolapse?
9 years ago
butterface...
9 years ago
^butterlife
9 years ago
naive
9 years ago
^cunt
9 years ago
lol, this is good.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
nice rudolf
9 years ago
Be a dear, dik, and help me bast the turkey
9 years ago
*baste
9 years ago
i just happen to have a turkey baster right here in my pants
9 years ago
Well, good, honey, bring it in the kitchen
9 years ago
Merry Christmas you two.
9 years ago
thank you hank..merry christmas to you too
9 years ago
*follows Jaimee out to kitchen, hoping for the "can opener" sound*
9 years ago
haha merry christmas to you claude ...and get off the fucking couch ok?
9 years ago
I feel like it's time for another episode of Hanks's blog.

I'm drinking beer in the living room right now sitting on a floor chair. It's like a chair with no legs and a reclining back. There are no couches or normal chairs in my living room. The christmas tree looks nice and there are many presents under it. My dog, a beagle named Robert Parker, is sleeping under the coffee table that this laptop is sitting on. A kerosene fan heater heats the room. I'm watching the fox channel. Bones is on. I don't really like that show, but what can you do, ya know? Excuse me while I go take a piss.

When I came back, Parker is lying in my chair. The sneaky bugger. He is a good dog. Better than I deserve. Sometimes I hit him, because I can't control my temper, but I've almost stopped doing that. He's a good dog, but he's so strong willed he just does what he wants. I can't seem to train him very well. It's my first dog and I guess I'm inexperienced at it.

My wife and baby are sleeping. The badger is in it's den. This is the usual routine. They go to bed around 10 and I stay up til 2 or 3 drinking, watching tv and commenting on mucho.

I can't/don't want to smoke in the house. I go outside or smoke out of the window. Last night was so clear. I could see so many stars. It was really beautiful. This is a very country area and you can really see the stars well on a clear night. Lots of rice paddies and vegetable fields in this area. Lots of herons/egrets in the rivers and rice paddies. Some nutria in one of the rivers. I'm seeing lots of kingfishers this fall/winter. They are a very beautiful irridescent blue.

Now Parker is sleeping in front of the heater. He's funny because he has no hair on his balls. When he was a puppy he ran out of my apartment and was running around in the street while I chased him around and was hit by two different cars. No injuries except a huge scrape on his ball sack. The hair never grew back. When he walks it's like a pink and purple flag following behind him.

Fuck, there are so few foriegners in this area. I sometimes go many days without seeing another non-Japanese person. Me and my wife spied a white guy riding his bike today while we were driving. It was a big event. Sometimes I get starved for conversation.

My wife just came down. She said, "Ayame-chan wa miruku ga hoshii datte." I said, "Sweetie, why are you so cute?" She said, "Cause you." Haha, my wife is so cute and nice.

Hank out.
9 years ago
merry christmas nigger
9 years ago
those are happy thoughts hank..you're a lucky guy
9 years ago
jamie hits me sometimes when she's angry ..but it's ok but at least i give her fists a purpose
9 years ago
I am lucky, very lucky.
9 years ago
and gay
9 years ago
Why don't you give us a "Fries blog installment" instead of being a douche. I'd like to know more about the lives of the regulars.
9 years ago
Gay
9 years ago
Can I do one
9 years ago
Fuck you people I'm doing one..
9 years ago
Go ahead.
9 years ago
Drumrollllll

Today I woke up with a damn sore jaw/ear thing which has been annoying me beyond belief, I must grind my teeth while I sleep or some shit, anyway it was pretty damn sore till I had something to eat which I believe took it away a bit.

I've just ate a large installment of cheesy nachos which I dipped in 2 different types of sauces, one white, and one red with veggie like things in them, I'm not a sauce nor a nacho expert but i believe one was relish, it probably wasn't.

I'm not fat.

I'm waiting for my friend to come up as he owes me some friendCore (I mean it as friendship this time) and I owe him 5 quid for a bottle of MD 20/20 he bought me the other week, whopper.

I feel I should be doing something better tonight than sitting in drinking with a friend but I can't get that quality style of friendCore (I'm talking about head) in the city center, not that it doesn't come pretty close.

I think tonight I may take some buckets, what you yanky doodle dankys might call a gravity bong, I myself am not a stoner anymore but my good friend certainly is.

I'm not sure if this is what you could call blogging but I'm sure trying though...

Today I had a spot of the shits so I'm plotting how this booze will go down, its not an overall threat but it could startle my stomach, that would be a buzz-kill huh.

Anyhoo I'm bored and thought I would let you know how my day is at 10 to 5 on a Saturday evening, not that anyone would give a fuck.
BlackTEE at it again. Gimme some frontCore.
9 years ago
If I start doing that on myspace, kill me.
9 years ago
i liked hanks blog better
9 years ago
Merry christmas hank
9 years ago
Merry Christmas, K-Billy.
9 years ago
That kicked ass.
9 years ago
Hank, nice work. Best wishes my friend.
9 years ago
That was fun. Merry Christmas, you fuckers.
9 years ago
dik's blog: blogs are for fags
9 years ago
i'm going to have a great christmas too actually..well starting boxing day...but it'll for sure be the best one i've had in a long time...this year i might not even ruin it for everyone maybe
9 years ago
Happy Kwanzaa.
9 years ago
dik, no mucho-marathon this year? I so enjoyed the daily updates on how much take-out and beer delivery has been consumed.
9 years ago
merry christmas balls
9 years ago
actually ya i'm taking two weeks vacation starting next week...
9 years ago
merry christmas captain kirk ..you are a good man for real
9 years ago
Merry Christmas, Balls and Kirk. You guys have a good New Year.
9 years ago
Dik, if I still lived in Minnesota, I'd come visit you.
9 years ago
i'd like that man
9 years ago
just don't tell irish
9 years ago
You are too
9 years ago
^for dik, referring to the 'good man' comment
9 years ago
Thanks guys, you too. This'll be my first sober holidays. Hopefully that'll mean no more awkward January apologies.

However, I am hosting a reunion gig at the brewery and some of my ex's friends might be there, so there's potential for some fireworks.
9 years ago
dik, i hope you and jamiee have wonderful holiday(s) together. Thanks for the nice words, twin.
9 years ago
Awkward apologies the day after are a part of life.
9 years ago
isit snowing for anyone? you fags got me feeling christmasy
9 years ago
Hank, merry christmas to you too.
9 years ago
All this sweetness is giving me a cavity.
9 years ago
They just had a big blizzard at dik's house and more snow to come
9 years ago
Wish we got some snow. :(
9 years ago
i bet noobs would hesitate to join in this thread..fuck you noobs
9 years ago
thanks kirk
9 years ago
It snowed here for the last couple of days and now its -27 C and clear as a bell. Awfully pretty actually. I have a bonfire to manage tomorrow too, so that should be fun.

And while awkward apologies are part of life, "I'm sorry I chased you out of your own house, with a punch-dagger, into the snow in stocking feet and that the cops kicked in your door when they came to arrest me" is maybe not one I want to repeat.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
merry christmas fugs you fried egg sucking englishman
9 years ago
merry christmas urkelbot too and blacktee that sidecore whopper
9 years ago
The Christmas spirit is oozing out of dik's pores
9 years ago
Merry Christmas to all of you here, including you dik, you maple leaf monkey.

p.s. please send a foot or so of snow in this direction.
9 years ago
merry christmas to you too dik myannn
9 years ago
i've seen things
9 years ago
it is oozing out of my like pus from a boil
9 years ago
fuck you wanko
9 years ago
I think I may have missed something.
9 years ago
this maybe the single greatest and nicest thread that will ever grace mucho, this is why I spend my time here. All of you guys are awesome
9 years ago
merry christmas to you too drumrave you silly whore
9 years ago
and Blacktee it doesn't snow for me in Florida, as a matter of fact Thursday night was a balmy 70 degrees F.
I went to the Jaguars game that night with a couple of my best friends, one of which goes to school in South Carolina and I only get to see during breaks.
I had fun that night even though my favorite team lost, but that's okay because this was the first year I got season tickets, and hopefully I can afford them next year. It's going to be rough year with me going back to school, but I need it. I don't want to work in a call center for much longer, and defiantly would like to move somewhere nice.
9 years ago
merry christmas dik and hank and kirk and jamiee and blacktee and balls and everyone else
9 years ago
I just received a call from my sister saying my Grandma died today.

Fuck that bitch for trying to ruin my christmas!.

(She was crazy cat lady and won't be leaving my family anything, sooo, I say again- Fuck that selfish bitch.)

My mom, Aunt and grandfathers on both sides died near the holidays and none of them left me anything either.

Merry fucking HO-HO to them I will see them in Hell.

That is my Mucho Christmas.
9 years ago
that sucks sloan, you deserve a merry christmas, maybe it will get a lot better for you
9 years ago
Bleh it just rains here in scotland all winter, and when it does snow it usually just rains afterwords. Why move when the weathers so good?
9 years ago
you too drumrave
9 years ago
Why? I've been in the same house since I was born and my parents liked traveling so we would take trips all over the place. The best trip we went on was a 3 and a half month road trip in which we drove to Cali, then Idaho to see family then back. There was just so many nice places. Most likely I won't move out of the city but I would like to travel to Europe and Asia, since I've never been off the continent. Also, I have been to Canada and they do it right up there. It is a great country.
9 years ago
Ohh, sounds like a plan, I've got a good bit of family over in Canada, looks like a nice place I'll probably head up there one time, anyhoo I'm off to drink, merry crimbo to everyone and I'll enjoy giving you all frontcore lines after thesee damn holidays.
9 years ago
-27? Man, i wish it would snow here in Austin. Last time we had a foot of snow out at my house in the country it was in 1986'
9 years ago
Yup. The worst I've seen was -42 C with a windchill factor of about -65. And I was pumping gas in it for 12 hours (when it gets cold, all the candy-asses get afraid to pump their own gas). Cold doesn't bug me so much anymore.
9 years ago
to fellow MS'ers...merry xmas, and...apologies for being an idiotic asshole
...the "idiotic" part i cant help, but i'm sorry if i sound like more of a jerk than i even am
*sniffles*
9 years ago
balls, i forget - are you in alberta? manitoba?
9 years ago
ya balls i hear yo man.. as you might remember i lived in ft nelson for three years...-40 was pretty normal
9 years ago
Ya'll are gay - merry fucking Christmas, fags.
9 years ago
I'm in Canadian God's country: Alberta. Montana would basically be the states' equivalent.

Ft. Nelson... ouch. What's the culture like there?
9 years ago
culture?? hunting and crack
9 years ago
Lol. Pretty much like I figured. Sounds like Ft. McMurray (Ft. Mac) here.
9 years ago
I'm in the wastelands of Saskatchewan, earths taint.
Nobody asked I know, I don't care, I felt the urge to spam.
9 years ago
Sakatchewan: Earth's taint. Lol! I love it! Quite fitting, I gotta remember that.
9 years ago
Alberta is definitely the balls, which would make Ontario the asshole.
9 years ago
(Manitoba can also be taint.)
9 years ago
ROFL
9 years ago
I hope everyone in this thread freezes to death in a snow drift, homeless and alone, somewhere somewhere near the county line.
9 years ago
Rolanda you never bothered me but you may have single handily ruined this thread and for that no figgy pudding for you!
9 years ago
The pudding should also be with held for the double "somewhere".

Merry Christmas to all of you!
9 years ago
thanks, you hosers! i've been feeling sorry for myself cause of the blizzard warning and the nasty wind chill...you guys make me feel like i live in the tropics :)
9 years ago
also - figgy pudding? is there really such an animal?
9 years ago
well a fig is a fruit
9 years ago
well drumrave is a nut
9 years ago
1rish1 blog:

I am sitting in my office with an interesting hangover mix. I had some Vicodin and Tussionex and washed it down with about 9 Yeungling. I just finished cleaning up a huge pile of dog puke in my living room. I used a large plastic spoon and a grocery bag. Then I made some sausage and eggs. My stomach feels fine but my head is swimmy. I just farted. I am trying to motivate myself to go do some Christmas shopping but it is already 5:00 and I really need to do some house cleaning. I will probably just go buy a twelver and play Left For Dead for the rest of the day. I am single and very lonely so I may watch some MILF porn and go jerk off in the shower. I use axe body gel for lube. It smells nice and I rarely chafe myself with it. I haven't put up any Christmas decorations because it seems a lot of work without anyone living here so enjoy them with. My buddy claims his girlfriends friend wants to bang me so I may go to the bar later tonight. That is going to be my Saturday.
9 years ago
I am relaxing in my bed after a long, difficult work week. My 5 year old son just left to spend a few days with his dad and the house is oddly quiet except for the washing machine churning away in the kitchen. I sigh, finally able to let my mind and body rest. I am very happy.

I will be heading off to Canada in 5 days with my boy to spend a belated Christmas with my man and will stay for the whole month. It will be the best Christmas in so many ways. It will be our 1st one together as a family, very special. I'm looking forward to sharing our traditions and learning about dik's and combining them together to make our very own groovy holiday mix. It will be the 1st time my son has seen this much snow, the real thing. We are planning a massive snow fort. Dik says he'll show us California noobs proper snow ball making. We'll ambush him and tell you guys about it later. I'm planning to stuff stockings, make cookies for Murray and the neighborhood kids to decorate, make hot chocolate, and a big ole turkey for our Christmas eve along with all the goodies. Dik will help, he's a good cook. I want to make it wonderful, I want to give back some of the happiness that I have had so much of this past year. Strangely enough, it all started here.

Well, I'm going to take a nap and then clean my house and meet dik later for mucho and Yahoo. See you guys; and a very Merry Christmas to all of you. Especially dik. Merry Christmas to Hank and your beautiful new family. I wish you the best, even the old badger. You make me laugh, Hank, and I often feel a kinship to you as I find myself agreeing with you on many many subjects. Irish, Merry Christmas, I hope you get laid by hot twins tonight. Mr. Fugs, and Cheeky my limey friends, I wish you a warm and very happy holiday; and the other cat, Claude, thanks for the very cool pics, you've made dik and me laugh for hours. Merry Christmas all of you pervs and freaks, I enjoy knowing you all...Drum, Balls, Wanko, many more, even Possum if he would stop being such a pussy.
9 years ago
Due to a number of events, I'll be on my own this Christmas. Well, that is until my housemates come back from their parents house. I've told them that I'm going to my mums for Christmas, & all I have to do is say I got home just before them when they get back for my story to stay intact.
9 years ago
*awwwwwwww @ jamiee & dik*
9 years ago
I'm bored so here's mine:

I woke up this "morning" slightly groggy after a company party last night. It was good though, we all got along well and drank and ate for free.

I let my dog out and took a dump first thing as I often do. I also often read on the shitter and become engrossed in the tales told. At length I took hold of my senses, put the book down, rubbed the circulation back into my legs, let the dog in, and proceeded to consume no less than one half pound of chex mix. I looked out the window at the snow on the mountains and the cold stillness and was once again reminded why I'm glad that I live where I do.

I also concluded that no mammal of right mind right mind would leave it's den in -temps, and also that no home bound mammal would deny itself the the pleasures of alcohol, even at such an early hour, so I instinctively cracked open a beer and checked mucho, where I was instantly overcome by the love that, like Peter Norths' semen, gushes from this site.
9 years ago
How could I forget Orange and captain Kirk! Happy Holidays y'all
9 years ago
Happy Holidays to everyone except fries.
9 years ago
PSN needs dedicated servers. I'm trying to play Call of Duty: World at War online and cannot get into a game because the connection keeps timing out. It gets frustrating, especially when you go on an 11 kill streak and then it drops you from the game. I wonder how many more kills I could of gotten.

It sounds petty but I'm sick and have nothing else to do while I try and get over this stupid cold. I actually think it maybe the flu because I'm waking up with back and muscle aches. I hope not though.
I wanted to go do something today but my friends aren't answering their phones which is frustrating, because I'd rather be out doing something rather then being by myself.
All I can think about is having to work tomorrow, which won't be fun. I hate working on sundays and I have to work christmas eve and christmas. This week will probably suck.
I want to go smoke hookah right now.
9 years ago
do you know what 1rish1 , ive just got in from 6 hours at work and your comment is the first thing i saw on here, somehow i think you are actually thinking about me really so i'm gonna wish you a Merry Xmas.
9 years ago
I was actually thinking about all the people here that I enjoy conversing with and the few that i don't like Buttface and elpiss. But you were the only one I didn't want to wish happy holidays to.
9 years ago
the fact that you choose to name me out of all the other losers, goons and idiots on here is enough to fill my with holiday cheer. xx
9 years ago
*heart
9 years ago
Happy holidays to all ( except bootface & a couple other racist pos ) Jamiee&dik , when will the marriage take place ? Good going Claude on the pic .
9 years ago
Merry Cristmas Roland
9 years ago
And the blogs were all good , I would write one , but I hate to type .
9 years ago
Christmas
9 years ago
dik is moving here, we're getting a fiance visa, so hopefully we'll be married before summer, by fall at the latest
9 years ago
thanks for mentioning me jaimee :)
(-new year's res. #1: Stop Being Such A Pussy)
9 years ago
dik is going to live in Cali with you or will the 2 of you move back to Canada ?
9 years ago
Haha, your humor is good
9 years ago
hiya aqua! no gator for xmas dinner, but you DID kind of inspire me: my contribution to the pot-luck is going to be Crawfish Etoufee (can only get the frozen ones up here, but still good stuff)
9 years ago
A sense of humor is very much needed , especially if look at the state of things in this world , but I know and hope things will get better someday :)
9 years ago
having been lurking this site for years, i have a weird feeling like i know some of the above people, when in-fact, i have no idea who any of you fucks are.
Suffice to say, i have spent many hours genuinely laughing out loud as things said on these boards, and looking forward to checking this site when i come home from work.
anyway, enough of this self indulgent ranting, im well aware that no-one gives a fuck about another noobs comments, however, i still felt compelled to write a brief message and wish you all a merry Christmas

9 years ago
Aqua, dik is coming here with dik jr. until my son is at least done with grade school; then we may move back to Canada. I'd love to live there. California is very nice too
9 years ago
heya diss
1.im alot more of a noob than you -relax
2.i totally agree with you: the pics and vids you can get anywhere...it's the comments that make this place special
3)merry xmas
4)shutting the fuck up now
9 years ago
Possum , this time of year only frozen here too , pond will be available end of Jan. depending on temp , but those will be expensive . Wild crawfish (the best flavor) not available till around March . We still have fresh shrimp & oyster season just starting .
9 years ago
haha possum your a funny guy
merry xmas
9 years ago
changed my avatar! Merry Christmas all!!!
9 years ago
drums, all i'm getting is the Generic
9 years ago
Check out drums page , sometimes it takes a while to get into the system , drum , full time pimp .
9 years ago
but wont this pic piss off pussyhands? (he's kinda territorial about this stuff)
9 years ago
I don't know and/or care, I think it's pretty funny
9 years ago
On top of all that, Happy Birthday to me!
9 years ago
no shit fugs?
how old?
9 years ago
I'd rather just have 'a' birthday, but in reality I'm now 43.

:(
9 years ago
i still (barely) have you beat, fugs..
i turn 46 in march
also :(
9 years ago
Yeah, but that's in march, I have to put up with "this is for your birthday and christmas" presents. I always lose out!
9 years ago
possum blog:
got all of my xmas shopping done today, in spite of the nasty weather (the canucks shamed me into it)
...got home, got yowled at by these two spoiled felines wanting treats (which i had forgotten)...
finally threw 'em both out into the nearest snowbank for a bit...funny how much better they're behaving now
9 years ago
possum, I didn't realize how old you were. I'm afraid you might have a heart attack mid zombie invasion. I'm torn as to what to do.
9 years ago
put me in the front lines
make me shut up
and put dead flowers on my grave
9 years ago
Fug's blog.
Woke up at 7:45, head still hurting from friday night, went back to sleep. Got up at noon, had chicken sandwich, fucked around on web 'til evening, bought some beer, went to a party and got home one year older!
9 years ago
Oranje, merry christmas, man. Don't let being on your own get you down, it can sometimes be a blessing. Go out, get drunk, and sleep peacefully. Christmas is your own time, to do as you will.
9 years ago
rish - you didnt know i was this old?
where did you think all the bitterness came from then ?
9 years ago
Happy birthday Mr. Fugs! If I was going to get you a present, I'd be sure to get 2 separate ones, both good
9 years ago
55 , am I the oldest here ? Mustang was a year older than me but he is no longer here .
9 years ago
Borracho is in his 60's I think, he still stops in
9 years ago
Borracist is like 65.
9 years ago
Damn, i remember Mustang...
9 years ago
Is Borracho still alive , that old bastard .
9 years ago
Yes, he was here about a month ago or so. I am pretty sure he works off-shore.
9 years ago
Didn't Mustang have cancer or something?
9 years ago
i wonder what happened to savage. or hotshot.
9 years ago
brain tumor iirc
9 years ago
and isn't godzilla old too
9 years ago
Mustang said he had cancer , recently lost 2 1st cousins with cancer , 50 and 56 , damn La. cancer rate is at the top of the list ,lots of chemical plants here , I think I may move the hell out of here before its too late .
9 years ago
On a better note my dad died at 86 and his mom at 98 , my moms mother 86 and dad 88 , those tough fucking Germans don't give up easily .
9 years ago
possum, I knew you were old, but I didn't realize how old. I thought you were like dik-old. Now I'm afraid I may turn out like you.
9 years ago
dik-old?
9 years ago
Fuck you possum , I am only 9 years older than you , if you are in my physical shape at my age , say thank you dad . Son , what is the temp. up there? , I may be getting the hell out of this heat , mosquito ridden place soon , got a room for your dear old dad ?
9 years ago
Yes, dik-old. As in so old it doesn't matter anymore.
9 years ago
^priest toucher
9 years ago
you're like 30 right?
9 years ago
An age where you just don't give a fuck what happens is a time of complete happiness . I reached that age at @ 24 .
9 years ago
Yes dik, I'm 30.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
30? Fuck no, I'm not that old. You old fuckers are old.
9 years ago
Kirk , your liein ass , I know you are at least 78 .
9 years ago
I'm 40, but I don't look a day over 36. And I've got baby smooth skin.
9 years ago
Dik is over 40, but he is spry as a motherfucker.
9 years ago
Dik is 30 too.
9 years ago
ALT, no, i'm young, ask Dik.
9 years ago
I think Irish is like 28 or 29.
9 years ago
All you fuckers are old. Hahahaha, if you guys fall down and break a hip, its over.
9 years ago
Being young FTW!!!!!
9 years ago
youth is fleeting and wasted on noobs...you'll see
9 years ago
i love being the age i am personally
9 years ago
Yea, you keep saying that CallCenterave.
9 years ago
As do i dik.
9 years ago
i'm not over 40 yet hank..kirk probably is
9 years ago
I already realize that the good days are past and i'm nowhere near as old as you guys. It must suck to be old like y'all.
9 years ago
no, not at all.....i said i was 30
9 years ago
irish, ask hank... i wouldn't have any idea what you are talking about.
9 years ago
I know you and dik are the same age. I don't need to ask around to see that you guys are on your last legs. If you guys were horses I'd have had to shoot you out of mercy.
9 years ago
irish you noob...i don't even consider you a grown up yet
9 years ago
Yes, you do. You wish you were me.
9 years ago
hahaha.."you wish you were me"

disturbing.
9 years ago
I had some admiration for 1rish1 but know i found out he's thinks people past 30 are fucked up oldies then i say screw you 1rish1
9 years ago
christmas is gay
9 years ago
plus hes a fag
9 years ago
merry christmas irish...despite your behavior...you're funny and somehow i believe you're a decent person
9 years ago
anyone who loves dogs like you do can't be all bad
9 years ago
you have a poodle thats not a dog its a fag, a species on its own. irish would love it though
9 years ago
i wish honestly you walked in my front door unannounced and had to deal with stan...you wouldn't be calling him names i assure you
9 years ago
what's wrong bootface? nobody wished you merry christmas?...that tell you anything?
9 years ago
it should...mucho is sort of an opportunity to be yourself...apparently you suck
9 years ago
don't bother dickhole i know what you're going to say anyway
9 years ago
i suck? anybody outside of mucho say shit to you? ever? id just kick your stupid dog
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up Bootface. dik and jamie bring Christmas cheer to Mucho with their lovely clothes and you go and spoil it all.
9 years ago
im sorry...just not to dik
9 years ago
apologizing to me won't do you any good anyway...bootface my life is fucking awesome man..has been for years..i'm a happy guy..you don't seem to happy to me...or too smart or too funny..no wonder santa's skipping your chimney you fucking loser hahahaha suck it
9 years ago
^hahahaha dik
9 years ago
suck it bootface
9 years ago
hahaha, if i didnt think you were such a dumbass i could appreciate your sense of humor. but your a dumbass
9 years ago
Merry Christmas to all.
9 years ago
You're the dumbass, Buttface. Even worse is that you aren't smart enough to realize it. You are like a dog that runs full speed out to the end of it's rope before getting jerked back by the neck everytime, everyday, over and over, thousands of times, never learning the limits of it's world.
9 years ago
how so? citing examples please
9 years ago
since your so fucking wise
9 years ago
Fucking long thread. Not reading this bollocks. But, fuck you all. And Hank? No apostrophe in the possessive 'its' you bag of douche.
9 years ago
I think hank jerks off after every post, like its some witty orgasm for him, except nobody gives a fuck what hes talking about.
9 years ago
^ You are going to play grammar police? That's 100% weak sauce.

Buttface, you are incapable of understanding any examples I might provide and unwilling to accept what everybody else already knows, so it would be pointless.
9 years ago
Haha, nobody gives a fuck about what you say, BootyFart. There is a lot of love for me here. This thread is but one example.
9 years ago
I'm just loving the hypocrisy running ubiquitously rampant on this thread. And I thought I was the Lord of Long Paragraphs. +10 team irony.
9 years ago
hahaha! Irrefutable proof that Wanky derives some semblance of self-congratulatory self-worth from his 'pals' here at Mucho. If you 'show him love' you complete him. Hank? Get out more. Really.
9 years ago
Yeah, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? To complete a person? Is that like when your boyfriend tucks his sack back and the two of you play the "crying game."

If you are going to insinuate that there is something wrong with having online friends I'm afraid you are out of step with the reality of most people here.
9 years ago
thing is this thread was showing the love for dik and jamie not you Hanky
9 years ago
This thread was everybody showing christmas spirit and love for everybody else. Did you actually read the thread? Are you crying because noone wished you a Merry Christmas?

Then, as usual, a couple of sour cunts have to show up and try to ruin the party.

Anyways, Merry Christmas Fries, now shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Hank, there are alot of pathetic people here, but your by far the worst. I couldnt fathom sharing christmas joy with the members of muchosucko, you could however..because your a pathetic excuse for a human being.
9 years ago
Here we go...
I'm Hank...Its nearly christmas, and I'll i did this past year was take up space converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. The christmas tree is the only light in the room, if you discount my glowing wit nobody else can see. I had serious self esteem issues when i was a child, but i never developed any physical abilities to deal with bullies, so i took pride in anonymity on the internet. Brilliant here really, I can insult all my former bullies without fear of reprisal. I unplug the tree and retire from being so witty online.
9 years ago
Why do you even bother typing it out? Your comments are stupid as fuck and hating me doesn't make you any smarter or funnier.

Lots of people here get along and are friends online. Sharing some christmas joy with friends is a good thing. Do you think that by having 0 friends here that somehow makes you better than us?
9 years ago
If my comments are so stupid and pointless why have you wasted so much time responding? You're a waste, always will be. Probably your best friends on this site. How sad is that? Could kill yourself now, they wouldnt care..just like the real life friends you don't have. Stay online, loser..it's the only place you'll ever be accepted. Merry Christmas.
9 years ago
I respond to your bullshit out of pure boredom.
9 years ago
Merry Christmas Fries, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, and don't work too hard
9 years ago
Bootface, try saying something nice for a change, it might make you feel better
9 years ago
jamiee has always been a nice person. Merry christmas jamiee and dik. I know you and I dont get along, but if you havent figured it out yet, I'm not that great at comebacks or insults for that matter. Not at all really. So I just fuck with people in different methods. Usually, only I find it funny. But I just wanted you to know I wish you two the best and am extremely jealous of all the snow ya'll get to have. If I had it my way I would get a log cabin somewhere and chop wood and make cider. Mmmm...
9 years ago
Thanks K-Billy, that was really unexpected which makes it even nicer. I used to live in a log cabin in NC mountains, just a wood stove for heat. It was peaceful, the snow was so beautiful. and my dogs loved it
9 years ago
marry christmas u all
9 years ago
Merry Christmas to everyone. Even the ones I sometimes don't get along with so well. That means you Irish, and K-billy. Bootface, you don't deserve a good Christmas. Stop commenting if you hate everyone so much. And I apologize for being such a dick to you recently drumrave. Dik and jaimiee, I wish you two luck for your future, but I don't think you're going to need it. Reading your stories always puts a smile on my face. Same goes to you Hank. I think you'll make a good dad. Possum - take jaimiee's advice, but otherwise you're one amusing fucker. To all the brits and whoever else I've forgotten: Merry Christmas. You all just keep doing your thing.

By the way, I wonder how Toolman's doing?
9 years ago
Bwaaah its christmas time so ill apologize to everyone and stop being a dick for a week.
9 years ago
thanks, gottlos :)...
9 years ago
When the fuck did this place become Walton's Mountain?
9 years ago
I'm 32, if anyone cares.

Tonight I went to a solstice bonfire thing for a bunch of bark-eating, "we renounce cock except for when we want my partner's brother to fuck me until I'm pregnant," kind of ladies' group. I got to build the bonfire in a wooded park in the river-valley, and it was a fuckin shit-kicker. I love swinging an ax for a bunch of dikes: watch the swaggering ones in lumberjack shirts flinch and then look away when you first make eye contact with them after demolishing an oak palate with an ax.

It was also -27 C before windchill today. Boy I'd hate to have someone really angry at me now.
9 years ago
Jebus H Christ......
9 years ago
Note that the chick in this pic has a much larger frame than does Jaimee. -Dik, however, is anatomically precise, right down to the sweater.
9 years ago
^fact
9 years ago
I am a big girl here
9 years ago
Yes, you are.
9 years ago
jamiee misspelled 'massive'.
9 years ago
What are you getting at Captain?
9 years ago
That this pic inappropriately depicts you as an obese 'thing'.
9 years ago
ya, the shoulders are massive; I could pummel dik
9 years ago
nonsense..
9 years ago
^liar.
9 years ago
Haha, he knows it's real
9 years ago
So why does dik's picture look like he had a shaving accident?
9 years ago
dik is a shaving accident
9 years ago
Claude, sorry bro, but -0.5 for not fixing dik's shadow in the background.
9 years ago
It's not dik. It's Steven Segal.
9 years ago
White Trash
9 years ago
Can I come over?
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
I'm coming over either way...
9 years ago
you're coming to England ?
9 years ago
He just typed 'out' incorrectly.
9 years ago
It disgusts me that this is the highest rated submission.
6 years ago
I kind of figured that it would be the Naturally OJ sub.. You know, the one with 323 points.
6 years ago
Good...I couldn't stand the thought of that...
6 years ago
recover password
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