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The Smartest Idiot.

Hes smart for wanting to save time. Hes an idiot for yeah well i think you get it.

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by Asaclark

submitted December 8th 2008

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And I thought only women and blacks sucked at driving
9 years ago
no, chinks do to
9 years ago
*o
9 years ago
blacks? thats a new one.
9 years ago
Yes they like to recline the seat and drive fucking slow
9 years ago
lol they are trying to show off thier 1000 dollar car
9 years ago
its called "cadillacing"
9 years ago
he must be a stupid brit,
the driver seat in on right,
thats how those idiots drive in their shitty island of england
9 years ago
you would think he would only try that if he was confident it was going to work. he wasn't even fucking close though...
9 years ago
Don't forget Hank Chinaman. He sucks...at driving too.
9 years ago
I must know, what kind of vehicle do you drive Iranian?
9 years ago
That's how we drive in Australia too, and Japan, where all the imported vehicles you and your homies import to be 2 Fast for me. Johnson junkie.
I'm pretty sure Yanks and the Eurotrash nations nominated to drive on the right (against old tradition from back in the medieval days) cos they were upset with their heritage :(
9 years ago
You're Australian? Do you want to talk about your heritage, shit face?
9 years ago
Cool people drive on the left, fact!
9 years ago
No matter WHAT country they're in!
9 years ago
blacks do a pretty good job considering that fucking "detroit lean" they do, where the asshole driver's head is directly over the console from leaning over.
9 years ago
British Cars FTW! and fuck you iranian, suprised you dnt live here the rest of your family does, fuckin prick
9 years ago
british cars are stupid like every thing else british,
lets say the stupid imperial system which was based on some selfish british king's length of cock (or was it his foot? oh yea his foot)
9 years ago
There wouldn't be such things as cars if it weren't for Britain, retard.
9 years ago
Certainly not a Brit, non with a white lisence plate on the back.
9 years ago
Iranian, easy mistake. Cock length/foot length...
9 years ago
haha...fuckhead
9 years ago
They live up to the name, dnt they
9 years ago
So the guys first instinct was to throw himself in front of the car. Am I getting that right?
9 years ago
He tried to remove himself from the gene pool
9 years ago
As long as he's on top of it then
9 years ago
If i were in the middle of sucking that bad i might jump in front of the car too.
9 years ago
typical "right side" driving Douche LOL
9 years ago
he's probably "non-American"
9 years ago
one could only hope he got hurt
9 years ago
as flimsy as that gate was, why didnt he just drive through it in the first place..that would really save time.
9 years ago
He probably doesnt want to scratch his (new?) car
9 years ago
It looks like he saved the hood at least.
9 years ago
this is the biggest idiot of all time.
9 years ago
I thought he was going to ghost ride for a second there.
9 years ago
Story time.
A buddy and me were broke and had to get home from the bar so we got a cab but didn't have any money to pay the guy so we told him to take us to this apartment complex behingd the neighborhood I lived in and it had this gate that you had to drive through that was closed at night and a gate you could walk through right next to it that was always open so we get out and run torwards the walk in gate but my buddy ran in front of the cab and the guy had realized what we were doing so he gunned it and tried to pin my buddy to the gate with the cab he didn't pin him but he bruised his leg up pretty good this reminded me of that.
9 years ago
I drove through a gate in Fl. once cause I was too drunk to wait for it to open all the way. It was a stupid thing to do.
9 years ago
Only pikeys run away from taxi drivers.
9 years ago
I was broke, drunk, tired and about 30 miles away from home. I did what i had to do.
9 years ago
Actually I have done that quite a few times.
9 years ago
I don't recommend you try that around here. If the guy's an independent, he'll more than likely hit you with the car. It's always fun to watch people bounce lol.
9 years ago
haha I used the word 'pikey' about 10 hours before the 'racism' pic was posted & caused all the debate.
9 years ago
Christ almighty...
9 years ago
Yes, my son???
9 years ago
now her's a true car enthusiast... note how he uses his body to protect his car from getting any scratches...and as a response to iranian, yes, this is exactly how brits drive their cars
9 years ago
Well, he'll have two weeks of walking while his car's being fixed to reflect on the 4 seconds he saved.
9 years ago
Parking brake engaged a couple "clicks" works good. All cars that matter to me are made LHD.
9 years ago
at least he saved the hood from getting all scratched up..haha
9 years ago
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