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The Back Up

Worried the FBI is coming no knock down your door? Meth lab attracting unwanted attention? Live in a constant fear of a zombie attack? The Back up is just what your paranoid ass needs!

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by 42Adams

submitted December 7th 2008

43 comments
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comments (43)
on each side of the bed
9 years ago
is that what they mean when they say "domestic bliss?"
9 years ago
there are four sides to a bed.
9 years ago
^math wizzard
9 years ago
my wife makes me keep mine in the closet.
9 years ago
You fuckin pussy.
9 years ago
Your sexual desires?
9 years ago
Your sexuality?
9 years ago
your....shoes?
9 years ago
^five-foot four faggy foot fetisher
9 years ago
Hey, no rapping.
9 years ago
Happiness is a warm gun.
9 years ago
i like the bold statement: "its the smartest money you will spend in your life"
9 years ago
I can't believe shit like this is real. One of the more disgusting and hilarious redneck inventions I've seen.
9 years ago
You fuckin pussy
9 years ago
hrmm lets see here,some dude breaks in ya house while ya is sleepin comes in you bed room and says hey looky here free pussy.you reach to the side the bed oh hell i didnt buy thet redneck inv gun or bat etc in in the closet down stairs.lol but i myself wouldnt buy one when that thing could be made by anyone.. I know ppl that sleep with a pistol under there pillow...
9 years ago
Wow Cunt_Puncher your really stretching those fingers tonight.

Drago, you've been drinking havn't you.
9 years ago
Wouldn't a pistol be a little more practical for close quarters?
9 years ago
Waking up in the middle of the night with an attacker in the house and being scared doesn't make aiming very easy. You don't really have to be a good shot with a shotgun.
9 years ago
I just tell the burglars my comment count and they run away crying.
9 years ago
I show them a picture of your ugly bastard child.
9 years ago
That might be funny if it was a little closer to the truth, but my baby is actually extremely cute. People are a little surprised when they first see her, because she is so cute. Her poop smells like strawberries and rain drops, the sun shines out her asshole and her dirty diapers are going for 1,000 - 2,000$ a piece on ebay.

The reason for the entire existence of the world, the universe, and all life as we know it up to this point has been to produce her. She is redemption for the world, justification for the Earth having produced such scummy troglodytes as yourself. Get down on your knees, you worthless grease stain on the carpet of life, and worship the ultimate perfection that is my daughter.
9 years ago
well, whoever buys these things are the same who voted for Mccain, so spending their time and money wisely aren't exactly at the top of their list.
9 years ago
That's assuming they can grasp the advanced organisational concept of 'list'
9 years ago
Randy, I hope you get fucking robbed...
9 years ago
I voted Democrat and I wouldn't mind getting one of these. Hrrrmmmm I wonder if my AR would fit it.
9 years ago
how can you vote democrat and own an assalt rifle?
9 years ago
Maybe he wanted to assassinate a black president.
9 years ago
As my gun dealer told me, "You're a citizen now, not a subject" and "The revolution's comin', brutha." This was some white dude too. Anyways, assault rifles are awesome, that's how I can own one.
9 years ago
I own an AR 15 and voted for Obama as well.
9 years ago
I have never owned a gun and I voted for Obama.
9 years ago
*keeping a list of members who say this is crazy so I can go rob then tonight*
9 years ago
add me
9 years ago
^misspelled "rape"
9 years ago
LOL El_Wanke thinks rob and rape are the same thing Possum.
9 years ago
Shut the fucking hell up noob, no one wants to read your bullshit.
9 years ago
i never get robbed but its still crazy... add me
9 years ago
you'll never see this commercial in canada
9 years ago
Before my rights were revoked I used to have guns around the house under the couch and by the bed.
9 years ago
I stick my gun in the hooker.
9 years ago
Repost.
9 years ago
So that's what that thing was on the side of my grandma's bed?
9 years ago
i laughed
9 years ago
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