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Opportunity

Go on, while nobody's looking

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by Batterslap

submitted December 7th 2008

58 comments
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Opportunity
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comments (58)
Knock Knock.
9 years ago
it says one u jackass, not twice
9 years ago
but thrice
9 years ago
lol i did that for the reasoning for you all to make fun of my comment
9 years ago
ok
9 years ago
The FUCK did he say?
9 years ago
lol pain killers makes typing fun
9 years ago
I saw this hot younger girl walking down the road the other day and was gonna offer her a ride and then I realized that I am exactly the reason they tell girls not to accept rides from strangers.
9 years ago
Yeah, you are kinda fucked up. It's cool, though.
9 years ago
"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
9 years ago
hahaha, hansen
9 years ago
what car do you drive homo?
9 years ago
irish was really on the bus and realized he couldnt stop because he cant fucking drive
9 years ago
ElPiss, you really sound American sometimes.
9 years ago
Hank, you try too hard not to sound American.
9 years ago
whats that supposed to mean chinaski
9 years ago
Well, you generally are saying shit like, "People are stupid. Fuck the staus quo. I don't buy into that shit. Fuck society. Fuck voting. Just do drugs. Enjoy yourself. That's the way to go."

It's like the 'Life is a journey. It's something to be experienced.' way of looking at the world.

But, then sometimes you say shit that sounds like the typical American viewpoint that 'Life is a competition. It's something to be won or lost.'

Like when you say, "I'm more succesful than you Hank." That sounds very American to me. Or, "What kind of car do you drive?" Jesus, who fucking cares what kind of car anyone drives?
9 years ago
I'm American, but I really don't get into the hyper-competitive, hyper-materialistic facet of American thinking.

America is a diverse place full of many different ways of thinking and being, I know, but that way of thinking is a dominant theme in American culture.
9 years ago
Well said, I agree.
9 years ago
It's ok hank, there's no point competing because you would lose horribly. It's good that you're happy with being a gay nobody.
9 years ago
Haha, I'm doing pretty well.

You better get back to work. You'll never get ahead sitting on Mucho all day, competition Nigger.
9 years ago
Wanko, his way of thinking, is the epitome of what I hate about America. He probably judges his self-worth by his credit rating.
9 years ago
I come from culture where deep fried is dominant.
9 years ago
No I'm old fashioned so I judge it by actual amount of money.
9 years ago
Hank if you don't like America then get the fuck out.
9 years ago
THis shitbrick spank fights with every single person here doesnt it?
Seems like some sort of neurosis going on there.
America,Prank,is the best that there in this world at the moment.Ask any mother fuckin shitball trying to better their life in another country how fuckin hard it is,how much people stand in your way.You see,you have no fuckin frame of reference cause youre a cuntbag pansy and dont have a strong set of values.
Youre just a pussy mucho thug turd with an opposing viewpoint..just being an obstinate douche.I take note at how you respond to some of the people on this site.
Bet you are a short fucker arent ya?
9 years ago
Like, erm... wow!
9 years ago
yep
9 years ago
Hank, I think he just wanted to know what kind of car it was because of 1rish's statement, like maybe he drives a suspicious type of car.
9 years ago
Which would help make him the type of guy young girls aren't supposed to take rides from.
9 years ago
I'm gonna step in here and actually defend Hank.
First, any truly enlightend individual will have complaints about American policys, lets face it, there is a lot of room for improvment that goes far beyond any political parties. The economy is crumbling, people and businesses are going bankrupt the whole north American structure of economy needs a complete overhaul and no single political figure can possibly change it and the recent 700 billion dollar bailout is only going to make things worse by supercharging inflation.

Second, Hanks behavior in his posts is merely a way he blows off steam (I didn't see it at first I admit), everyone has their thing they do to relax and blow off steam. Coming into a comment section and blasting away at completely anonymouse people is much like playing multiplayer deathmatch, you release pent up frustration and anger and nobody gets hurt.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion and the only catch to that freedom is having the responsibility of being fully educated of the facts that support or disprove that opinion.

Never, ever take the comment section seriously remember it's just folks blowing off steam like a deathmatch game, the second you take it to heart is the second you lose and suffer the ultimate fail.
And most of all, its Christmas for fucks sakes, relax lets have a beer.
9 years ago
That reminds me.
Deja if you come across any of my submissions that have an insult Hank theme please discard them, they probably suck anyway.
9 years ago
jsloan:
1) i totally agree with your post
2) but dont ever do anything like that again, okay?
9 years ago
I swear I won't.
9 years ago
carry on my wayward son :)
9 years ago
There'll be peace when you are done. Sorry possum, I had to.
9 years ago
damn you to hell, ya fucking fish!
9 years ago
Possum, lay your weary head to rest...don't you cry no more lol.
9 years ago
NO!
9 years ago
jesus god, mako...
9 years ago
ROFL
9 years ago
Wanko, people that say "If you don't like America, get the fuck out!" are truly morons. Who the fuck are you to tell me to get out of my own country?!? FUCK YOU! You fucking get out. America would only benefit by your absence.

Are you saying, that America is beyond criticism by it's own citizens? You criticize it yourself quite often, stupid hypocrite.

Actually, I like America, but I don't like EVERYTHING about it. Even if I did hate America, it's my country just as much as the most patriotic person and noone has the right to tell me to get out. And, anyways, IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING MORON, you would know that I have ALREADY left.
9 years ago
HershyAssstinks, you're just a dumbass. Your comment was fucking ridiculous. There are way too many points to address and you wouldn't understand the explanation anyway.
9 years ago
Hank? come on, he's not worth it...
9 years ago
cant pass up these rare chances.
9 years ago
can you lend a nigga a pencil?
9 years ago
Weird, I saw that clip for the first time last night, after randomly typing nigger puncher into google. Don't ask me why I typed nigger puncher into google. Hmm, that's done my head right in.
9 years ago
You're with fucking ASIO aren't you? You fuck, why are you mocking me? This has nothing to do with blacks, so why would you even say that unless you thought I was going to read it? Fucking hell man, what the fuck?
9 years ago
And you've said it like 5 times on the pics today. I'm convinced whoever you are, you've been monitoring my net. What the fuck's going on?
9 years ago
i am a detective what do you expect?
9 years ago
That little girl was just waiting for a passing stranger to molest.
9 years ago
from what i know about little anime girls sitting around depressed and alone somewhere no one would hear you scream is that they will kill and eat you if you try to touch em..
9 years ago
yep, never trust an anime chick.
9 years ago
2 seconds after this photo was taken...tentilcles shot from her vagina, wrapped around the dudes head, and pulled him into a huge gaping maw with huge nasty sharp pointy teeth....
9 years ago
vivid
9 years ago
I was thinking he'd better lay off the sugar for a while.
9 years ago
Opportunity knocks once, but the law doesn't bother knocking.
9 years ago
the Postman knocks twice , just not till 2pm around here
9 years ago
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