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Obama-Osama

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by toolman961

submitted December 6th 2008

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Obama-Osama
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Nice
i hate them both
9 years ago
id fuck them both
9 years ago
which one?
9 years ago
both he just said
9 years ago
Yea this makes sense. Osama is the next president, pretty much. Fucking dummasses. It's old.
9 years ago
Everything about this is inaccurate. Barack loves God and Osama is an imbecile.
9 years ago
You here to save the population of Mucho? Good luck.
9 years ago
*Draws Pentagram with cat turds* This is all I need.
9 years ago
You know what? Fuck you! Flying Spaghetti Monster forever!
9 years ago
I fear the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Speghetti isn't very appatizing to me.
9 years ago
You should seek psychological counseling, then.
9 years ago
Oh ya, stupid democrats
9 years ago
Your an idiot to think one side is stupider than the other. They both suck and so do you.
9 years ago
its just eating you up inside that anyone but a fuck up white guy is in office huh.
9 years ago
bon appetite
9 years ago
I am a puerto rican so don't classify me as being racist and also i just am a conservative republican and he is going to mess things up

if he had my views, i would like him
9 years ago
Don't you have a Rosie Perez movie to watch or something? I fucking hate puerto ricans. Especially ones that think because they aren't white, they can't be classified racist.
9 years ago
I didn't know Puerto Ricans couldn't be racists.
9 years ago
Puerto ricans are not racist
everyone knows that =]
9 years ago
Okay.
9 years ago
I'd say conservative republicans have already messed things up.
9 years ago
no peaki pani
9 years ago
Thank you jim
9 years ago
Amendment 28:
Everyone should throw shoes at politicians from now on.
9 years ago
Seconded.
9 years ago
thirded.

Hate to be a dutch politician though.
9 years ago
fourth, ted.
9 years ago
Fif!
9 years ago
Six
9 years ago
Osama has a beard and no tan. I think that's about it...
9 years ago
oooh look at you mr smartass. arent you supposed to be torturing some unfortanate teens that pass your house on a road trip?
9 years ago
I don't know who goes on road trips through trailer parks, but I guess it's bound to happen.
9 years ago
Their name rhymes, therefore they are both terrorists. This is the level of unbelievable stupidity we are dealing with. The next 8 years are going to make me ecstatic just thinking about the redneck tears flowing through the retard states.
9 years ago
R S of A?
9 years ago
Isnt one of these guys a terrorist and the other An elected offical for The USA? That to me is a little bit more than a couple of letters but, i guess since conservative republicans are about as smart ass the guy who made the bratz doll-tiny dick video i could see how they would confuse the two.
9 years ago
actually they are pretty close in more than only this way. one of them is dead. and the other one will be assassinated soon... :P
9 years ago
No, & no.
9 years ago
Still...? Really...?
9 years ago
This shit never gets old. Deal with it bitch.
9 years ago
You know, without this being pointed out I'd never have reallised it, honestly.
9 years ago
Really your name spelled backwards is bunynnaM. Did you realise that? Well is has just as much relevance as this post.
9 years ago
?
9 years ago
Call it a hunch, but something tells me that sarcasm is lost on Asaclark.
9 years ago
He's just bitter because he has a homosexual crush on Obuma and can't stand people making fun of his dream lover.
9 years ago
Actually i cant stand people who dont read up on what the fuck they are talking about and are more interested in saying things like terrorist because of his name but, he is kind of cute come to think of it i heard you were pretty hot el stanko.
9 years ago
I bet you wish he'd put on his raghead outfit and terrorize your asshole.
9 years ago
I don't care if Obama is black or not.. but hes anti energy and Pro Terrorist. Hes scum
9 years ago
Terrorism could be described as object A attacking object B when object B had nothing to do with any wrongdoing to object A. So, if Iraq has nothing to do with 9/11 and Saddam hated Osama Bin Laden, then what would we call invading Iraq?

Certainly not terrorism, it's peace spreading!
9 years ago
That's not a good description of terrorism.
9 years ago
Hey where the fuck did my comment go?
9 years ago
Anyway it went something like this:

If my dick is object A and my balls, as a pair, are object B, then I fucked your mom hard and spurted my hot jizz all over her fat ugly face.
9 years ago
He supports terrorists, huh?
9 years ago
i kinda want to see toolman talking politics one day... i think it would be the biggest laugh ever.

9 years ago
he already has many times. some really long stupid comments
9 years ago
he needs to be sat on the crapper at work though.
9 years ago
what would it matter if he did? the defeatocrats dont listen to jack shit except their own sheep. Go laugh with the rest of the flock.
9 years ago
Defeatocrats? The Dems won, Gay-Nelly.

I really don't think you could sound more like a little girl.
9 years ago
And what makes you think the Republicans listen to anyone other than their own sheep, too?
9 years ago
They do smerf, that is true, but its still fun to point out to the defeatocrats they have their blinders on to.
9 years ago
I think I'm gonna start calling the Republicans, the Republiwons. Because, ya know they didn't win. That makes all kinds of sense.
9 years ago
Instead of blinders, would different points of view be a little more accurate?

Wait, wait! You don't agree with me, so you must have blinders on.

I never accuse the republicunts of having their "blinders" on. I just accuse them of being redneck, right-wing morons.
9 years ago
Gay-Nelly, hahahahahahahaha! Thats funnier that K-Silly.
9 years ago
yeah, it is much better than k-silly, it's funny it took him that long to come up with it though. I guess it's part of the defeatocrat nature.
9 years ago
What is the "defeatocrat" nature exactly?

(you are too dumb to realize it, but "defeatocrat" is just stupid and not funny or clever in any way)
9 years ago
There is am overwhelming number of left leaning individuals on this site.Even if you consider yourself A-political or non-partisan,the bent is still that feel good ,big daddy government is gonna help us all,mantra from the liberal agenda.
I think what makes some of us conservative and the rest of you liberal is our age or more importanly,our parents(upbringing)
That all bullshit racist tag that republicans get pegged with in every single discussion is a lie.The democrats have supposedly been in the corner for the minorities since day 1...well if that true,how the fuck come they arent better off?..why the fuck do they sit there and blame white male republicans for their woes?

things arent all rosie in the republican world either.I think bush was a massive fuckin dipshit,not because he cant form sentences,but for his love of the browns down south.
this is too long,you ADD hampered teeny boppers are already asleep im sure

oh yeah.fuck off spank
9 years ago
I fear not the man on the stage, but rather, the men that put him there and their intentions.
9 years ago
on that note, if the republicans are for the rich, and they need to keep their base to keep their power, they need to keep the rich, rich. On the flip side, if the democrats are for the poor and minorities, they need to keep their base, well, poor. anyone else realize this? what happens when the poor 'get wealthy'? you think they want to cough up their money to the poor? fuck no. the objective of the democrats is parallel with socialism...they need more of our money to fund their programs to their voters dependent on their large government.
9 years ago
Actually, the vast majority of the vocal republicans on this site are the ones that keep going on about him being black, or comparing him to Osama. So, yeah. Racists.
9 years ago
Herbie says:"bullshit racist tag is a lie"
then (many chapters later),
Herbie says: "i think bush was a dipshit for his love of the browns down south"
?
9 years ago
I didnt say i wasnt a racist..in fact,I think it exist on several levels within every single person alive.Im saying that thats the knee-jerk response you always here.
And when it comes to mexicans,they are plenty racist you can bet your ass.But its more about the importation of poverty thats got me so up in arms.
9 years ago
It's how the republicunts keep accusing the democrats of "big government" and "funding programs". The republican's idea of a "program" is war (how much have they cost to date?), and they like to create and fund government agencies as well, as long they have something to do with surveilling and/or locking up American citizens.
9 years ago
You want a case study in the diseased demoncraps at their looniest.Look what shit they just today tried to pull in California.They tried to circumvent the states constitution to raise 10 billion in taxes.Fuckin listen crank doucheski,thew whole god damn country is in a finacial hurtin..the last fuckin thing you would do is raise taxes!!!!
Its a known fact that your brethren in this states capitol are hippydipshitters and they wont loose a minutes worth of sleep when this state blows the fuck apart.
Not helping anyone but government workers and parsites
9 years ago
yea, cause democrats arent war mongers at all right, you fucking idiot?
9 years ago
Democrats are like little cuddly teddy bears.
9 years ago
Anyone here seen the movie zeitgeist?.
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
9 years ago
It's ok Hank you live in Japan so It's understandable that you have no idea on half the shit that's going on over here. "Defeatocrat" was coined after the same democrats who voted and supported the war turned their back on Bush and started to stab him in the back so we could have an early withdrawal. They call him a liar, ha. If he is, then they all are to since they were talking about taking saddam out pre 9/11 and pre bush presidency. Defeatocrat nature is also what the New York times did in releasing classified information that probably got american soldiers killed if not their job harder.

Anyway, you say i'm too dumb by using that word, but I keep doing it because you never realized what it actually meant. Which made it more fun for me. So thank you Hank for the laugh, you silly willy defeatocrat! ; p
9 years ago
Yeah, that's great. Knock yourself out.
9 years ago
elchris, it was the democrats in the clinton admin who were calling for the invasion of Iraq.
9 years ago
Herby, dont waste your breath on here. The people who lean left on this site have no problem spewing the same hate and vitriol while espousing some sort of haughtiness and superiority when it comes to issues or points of interest when it comes to the right. Of course, people who lean right on here pretty much do the same, well, when they feel brave enough to show their faces.

This is mucho, so just try to have fun.
9 years ago
Just shut the fuck up, would you.
9 years ago
FLankAsski with his 2 limp-dicjed replies.I am always having fun here.I laugh my ass off repeatedly.THis is one of the healthiest sites on the whole web-if laughter is the cure for what ails you.
I am going to tone down the politics as I know its a losing battle in many cases(though it is a huge part of my make-up)
I was just super heated over this state's democratic-controlled house and senate that are queer for taxing the shit out of people.If they can manage to get their bill passed (by calling taxes fees essentially)than the floodgates are open wide.Imagine,the california liberalnutjobs want to always be on the cutting edge of new ways to spend money.They could for instance come up with new ways to "study" global warming.A few billion should do the trick right?
Well how do you get an extra few billion?..taxes man-far out.WHo pays taxes in this state?
The little business man..like myself.It sure as fuck isnt jaun and pedro fresh from the shitshacks of mexico by way of the desserts of mexico...god damn it..im just rambling again
9 years ago
Learn to edit yourself, diarrhea mouth.
9 years ago
What makes you think Im not editing myself?
9 years ago
hank is a hater who is pretty much hated on here.
9 years ago
naw, i'm just kidding. he has diarrhea of the mouth to, but more of the explosive kind
9 years ago
Hank is the smartest man alive he said so himself, HE VOTED FOR OBAMA! thats extremely enlightened and new age.
9 years ago
Politics is like WWE. They make 'good' characters, 'bad' characters, 'dumb' characters, etc. Everyone gets to boo the bad guy and cheer on the good guy and laugh at the dumb guy. Obama, Osama, and Bush are just characters created by some Vince McMahon-like guy somewhere, to keep the audience entertained.
9 years ago
I want to see Obama give Bush the People's Elbow now.
9 years ago
I want to see him murder his wife and kids and then kill himself.
9 years ago
Making the Undertaker president.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
you are one silly sonofabitch wanko
9 years ago
His thinking process is like the WWE.
9 years ago
Undertaker for President, 2012!
9 years ago
at least hes getting rid of that nclb bullshit, whoever came up with that should be institutionalized
9 years ago
7 syllables, figjam
9 years ago
This picture would be more accurate if Bush was in place of Obama, (there is alot of things most people don't know about the Bush family).
9 years ago
Same shit, different pile.
9 years ago
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