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Just do 'em

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by drumrave

submitted December 3rd 2008

75 comments
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MMMmmmmm
9 years ago
Agreed.
9 years ago
Which one of these girl's dads took this picture??
9 years ago
It was the creepy Drumraver in the corner, trying to be discrete.
9 years ago
Donkey Punch?
9 years ago
Cunt punch. Donkey punch is to the back of the head when you're doing them doggy-style
9 years ago
I bet the Cunt-Puncher is their coach.
9 years ago
Or maybe the school, I wouldn't know
9 years ago
Already trying to take a fist at her young age, way to go!!
9 years ago
the sober life gotta suck huh balls?
9 years ago
Not at all, it's actually awesome. Why do you ask, you fucking junkie?
9 years ago
Balls, ElPisses life is one of constant sucking. How else can he afford his daily hit.
9 years ago
cause i love drinking. why so offended?
9 years ago
I'm not offended, I just like calling you a fucking junkie. Because that's what you are.

I loved drinking too. I also loved smoking, LSD, mushrooms, sleep deprivation, and high-stress situations with psychos. It's just that none of those things turned out to be something I could keep within healthy limits, so they had to go. I still blaze up with the best of them on occasion, however.
9 years ago
Cheeky: I think elchris has access to a blank check from daddy, if I remember correctly, so I think the sucking he does is purely recreational.
9 years ago
I just got some Tussionex yesterday. I love it.
9 years ago
did the succesful anonimous alcoholic beer brewer person say something?
9 years ago
I'm thinking of buying a small home brewers kit. It says it makes 2 gallons and only takes 14 days. Its reusable, you can buy different recipes, and it is on sale for $30. I think I may just buy a bunch of them to be Christmas presents to my friends.
9 years ago
Balls, you quit drinking? Shit, now I'll have to drink more to pick up the slack!
9 years ago
Yeah, smerf, I quit drinking almost eleven months ago. But I wouldn't recommend picking up my slack, since by the end of things I was drinking a 26 in six hours and waking up good to go the next day.


And think on that, elchris... I'm an alcoholic who works in a brewery and I haven't been to a meeting for six months. Whereas you have probably progressed to shooting up by now.

Irish: those kits can be pretty sweet. The big trick is with hygiene. You have to make sure your equipment is clean or your beer will get fucked up.
9 years ago
Yeah, I have a buddy that brews. He told me the same thing. He does it on a bigger scale than what I'm considering, but I think it would be fun to do with my friends and a bit competitive to see who can make the best brew. The fun part would be getting together to try everyones stuff.
9 years ago
Brewers basically have to behave as though they have OCD when it comes to equipment hygiene. Does the kit come with malt and yeast?
9 years ago
It says it comes with everything you need to make one batch and then you can order different recipies. It comes with pale ale ingredients.
9 years ago
Here is their website.
http://www.mrbeer.com/category-exec/category_id/181
9 years ago
The premium kit is the one I'm looking at.
9 years ago
im drinking right now. some scotch. delicious
9 years ago
Looks sweet. I haven't actually gotten into craft brewing yet, since any brewing related stuff I do in my job is mostly concerned with cleaning/sanitizing tanks and kegs. Otherwise, I mostly lift the beer. However, rumor has it we're going to hire a new lackey soon, so I should be getting into the brewing/transferring/filtering before too long. Of course the focus there is going to all be on the industrial side of production.

At any rate, your Chrismas scheme sounds like fun.
9 years ago
lol @ elchris' sad attempt to make me feel bad about not drinking. Buddy, I am aware that there is still delicious scotch in the world. I came to grips with that a while ago.
9 years ago
Yeah, I thought so too. There is also a local brewers supply company nearby but I think they cater to people who brew much larger quantities.
9 years ago
im feeling all good and drunk. dont ya miss that balls?
9 years ago
You should go for a drive in the mountains elpiss. It may help you relax.
9 years ago
I've got a couple of minutes, so I'm going to explain something I learned while in recovery, elchris.

Our brains are nothing more than chemistry, right? All our thoughts and emotions are chemical reactions. The problem with addiction is that it hijacks the natural process of this. In a normal brain the "happy" chemicals are recycled again and again, but in an addict's brain these chemicals are all flushed every time they use. So when an addict isn't using they lack the capacity for natural happiness and joy; they need to use to get any feeling of euphoria at all. But this feeling is actually less intense than a normal happy experience in a sober mind.

It takes an alcoholic about six months to rebuild the chemical capacity to be happy, but now that I'm over that hump I realize that I'm routinely happier than I EVER was when I was drinking. So no, I don't miss getting drunk since I now have a better time just scratching my balls. It's all chemical, see? My happy factory is working just fine.

Now with heroin it's a whole other ball park. Sadly, it takes heroin addicts years and years, often times decades, to get to a point where they can be happy naturally again. And it takes a person of extreme character to be able to do it. And that aint you.

So you may as well get drunk and high and pretend your having a better time than me.
9 years ago
feel like having a drink buddy?
9 years ago
Not at all. I'm about to go for a walk through the woods in a snow storm with an old friend, so I'm set. Enjoy your downward spiral!

9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
@elcriss
9 years ago
been on both sides of this...no further comment
9 years ago
thanks cause you fucking suck balls
9 years ago
fucking berganser!
*whoops*
9 years ago
Coming from ElPiss that's almost a compliment.
9 years ago
Don't I know it.

Elchris, all you have going for you is the shit you use, and that's truly pathetic.
9 years ago
I'd love to give those girls shorts a sniff.
9 years ago
then shove 7 lbs. of Polish saugage up your greasy ass .
9 years ago
damn you aqua - now i have to sign off for the night...cannot compete with your personal brand of insanity....
...and i'm not even Polish!
possum
ps - where the fuck is my gator? :)
9 years ago
possum there is a restaurant called st johns seafood and steak here in Jax that serves some good gator
9 years ago
possum try Fruges aquafarm, they'll ship it to you at a reasonable price
9 years ago
possum try www.cajuncrawfish.com , they ship it IQF at a reasonable price.
9 years ago
Any coming from a seafood co. will be frozen since the season closed in October , may be good but not like fresh . The gators in winter go into a den underground , and it is a bit cold down here in gatorland .
9 years ago
they don't even know how to fist properly..? what else can cheerleaders fail at?
9 years ago
Giving you the time of day apparently.
9 years ago
Lol, her hand got stuck.
9 years ago
what is unfortunate is, that your statement is completely false.
9 years ago
The one squatted has some nice thigh.
9 years ago
palm to the twat is always good
9 years ago
I am sure you enjoy the experience often .
9 years ago
yea my palm smells like tuna... wait, was that supposed to be some sort of insult?

try harder next time
9 years ago
Is that something your mom taught you while stretching out your sister for the donkey show?

is that better?
9 years ago
thats the hottest abortion ive ever seen
9 years ago
So funny.
9 years ago
so mean.
9 years ago
...to say that you 2 are a pair of shit sniffing fags .
9 years ago
I loled
9 years ago
I'd rather cuckold
9 years ago
^reply fail
hand in those raisins you call balls on your way out
9 years ago
He meant to type cockhold.
9 years ago
we need more shit eating videos me thinks
9 years ago
well when you've performed some more feel free to post them
9 years ago
He's so stupid he'd probably eat his own shit.
9 years ago
Awwww so thats how fisting got started.
9 years ago
Nah... that ain't fisting. They're just trying to remove a stuck 3-week old tampon. Happens all the time to cheerleaders and ballet dancers (the females as well).
9 years ago
i always did like dumb blonds
9 years ago
or course you did, i can imagine you now, thick lips all a quiver, grass shirt flailing, water-mellon rinds at your feet, throwing your spear at a passing monkey and shouting, "ooga booga, where da white women at," all the while burning your lips on a crack pipe while you miss your job interview.

But im not racist
9 years ago
Yeah, dumb blondes raise great intelligent well adjusted individuals ^^^
9 years ago
Just a thrust away from starting the party.
9 years ago
Is the mascot a giant bottle of KY?
9 years ago
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