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FOR DRUMRAVES MOM

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by AGENToo8

submitted December 1st 2008

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comments (113)
how to not use colons, like seriously why do you use colons on everything you type noobshit
9 years ago
Why do you like inserting inanimate, and sometimes animated objects into your colon? you fat nasty piece of scat.
9 years ago
Why do you put so much 'effort' into trying to make fun of me? You're not very good at it and you're not funny, so why try?
9 years ago
Why do you whine and bitch like a nancy boy baby fuck ?
9 years ago
When was I whining? When will you kill yourself?
9 years ago
You're an idiot cracklicker, please do us all the favor.
9 years ago
step the fuck back youarethedumbest, this is between me and the down syndrome having mother fucker.
9 years ago
Nope this is between your retarded ass and your manlove for me and if you wanted to start shit but can't keep up when other people call your shit out then you need to just stop commenting
9 years ago
wow you stupid mother fucker, did I show any sign of submission? Your comprehensdion skills are worse than your diet.Oh yeah and your "joke" made no fucking sense by the way. But please continue, im amused.
9 years ago
Yes you did show submission bitch, and I quote, "Now give me that reach around you nancy bitch, im getting grouchy now." yeah you bottom mother fucker
9 years ago
CacaLicker coverted to judism so a guy would touch his dick.
9 years ago
And that guy was you urk, thanks....I really needed it that night.
9 years ago
You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag.
9 years ago
wow crack, you're trying way too hard. and it's backfiring. fucking moron
9 years ago
nothing is backfiring just because you say it is? assrave is an idiot and cant roll with me. he has to admit that before I quit. And wtf is up with urk, who let the tard out of its cage?
9 years ago
nah, i'm guessing drumrave is getting the best of you; and you're not making it too hard on him. really you're pwning yourself.
9 years ago
Cracklicker lives in the bubble with plantshit, he can't see that everyone else thinks he's the dumb mother fucker
9 years ago
peniscrave thinks he is the cat's meow on this website, he tries to trot his piggly wiggly fat ass around referring me so some plantshit guy to act like a 1337 douche.But on the inside he Knows he will oneday wake up and find he has no life, never got any pussy,no friedns and therefore no meaning in life. When that day come lmk weenercrave, i'd be happy to shit in your mouth before you kill yourself.
9 years ago
I thought you were going to eat a hotpocket. That is the ultimate fail, who fucking eats hotpockets?
9 years ago
I think they're both idiots, personally. But I'll side with drumrave on this one.
9 years ago
yeah well smerf I'm not an idiot, I just sometimes do dumb things
9 years ago
Yeah, definately NOT an idiot
9 years ago
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9 years ago
the colons make you come off like a little cutesy teenaged text machine...just so you know...pretty gay
9 years ago
I love hotpockets.
9 years ago
cracklicka likes all foods that are phallus
9 years ago
Even with the reach around mistake, I'd give it to CockLickaaa.
9 years ago
His last comment sums up my opinion of drumrave pretty well.
9 years ago
hotpockets = delicious
rave = dipshit
[pre-emptive FUCK YOU!!]
9 years ago
Hotpockets are quite delicious. And shut the fuck up drum, we all know there's nothing you won't eat.
9 years ago
"like a nancy boy baby fuck"

Seriously Crack, how old are you?
Gonna slap drum and run away?
9 years ago
Hot pockets=shit
If you have to eat hot pockets then either your wife hates you or your too helpless to cook for yourself
9 years ago
quit bitching about hot pockets you muffin top having bastard. Im fucking 18 its what I live on, now go fuck yourself with a pine cone bitch.
9 years ago
cracka - your avy is an edible penis
your dog has a cyst bigger than your penis
9 years ago
4 cheese pizza Hotpockets with ranch dressing is delicious.
9 years ago
18=12 your mom hates you then, no wonder you;re so angry
9 years ago
fatrave= fucking dumbass, and im not angry so shut the fuck up and stop trying to put words in my mouth before I put my dick in yours.
9 years ago
i'm not mad at you cracka
i dont give a fuck about you
i just dont want you to neglect your dogs
9 years ago
Uh... drum, you're probably older than he is, and you still live with your parents. You've got no room to give anyone shit like that.
9 years ago
I'm 19 but I won't eat shitty hot pockets
9 years ago
Possum, I wasn't talking to your fucking stupid ass, Go back in the corner were you belong. But to reply to your previous post, My avy is what it is, get over it bitch. And as for my dog, why do you insist on bringing that stupid shit up? I told your whiny dumbass it got removed. Next time it happens though I'll fucking mail the removed cyst to you in the mail so you can play with it though mmkay bitch?
9 years ago
^still feels (almost) guilty about
neglecting his dogs
9 years ago
dont be such a pansy, shit happens. Your a regular on muchosucko, how can you not grasp that? Your dumber than peniscrave.
9 years ago
But you still live with your parents.

And excuse us big boys and girls who have to make our own living. We can't all have Mom do our shopping for us. Maybe when you move into the real world someday, you'll learn to settle for cheap meals. And a lot less food than you're probably used to. You might even lose some weight in the process. You'd be surprised how good a hot pocket tastes when you have to provide for yourself.
9 years ago
I know people who are straight up fucking loaded and still eat hot pockets. shitcrave just likes disagreeing with anything I say, His pot bellied ass is prly chowing down on a couple ham & cheese hotpockets right now as a matter of fact.
9 years ago
btw cracka - i am still a fucking Noob, by MS standards...might end up a "regular" someday - but i dont claim that sort of shit, and wont...
drums>cracka
9 years ago
They both suck in their own special way.
9 years ago
godnight smerf
9 years ago
I pay bills too motherfuckas, look I eat pizza and chicken wings so fuck hot pockets, as a matter of fact I'm not eating anything right now
9 years ago
you can say "cums>cracka" all day you stupid fuck, I dont give two flying shits who dick you suck at the end of the day.Now if you would excuse me, Im going to go neglect my dog to piss your nancy bitch ass off.
9 years ago
And wow, fatrave isnt eating anything right now?! fucking damn, the apocalypse is near, 666 the beast is coming !.....yeah fuck you fatt ass.
9 years ago
Who the fuck doesn't like hot pockets? Can't get them here, but I had a few when I went back home in Aug. Good convenience store munchies.
9 years ago
cracka = "angry noob"
9 years ago
Wank, its seems the ignorant overweight cry baby dosnt. and possum, say Im angry all you want. Your stupid senseless rambling is doing no good and you now have been just assfucked yourself to look like a complete pussy, good job there jackass.
9 years ago
Can'r beat $5 Little Ceasars for cheap food. On a budget cheap food though, you gotta go with Tottinos pizzas for a buck. Hot Pockets are good but so unhealthy.
9 years ago
^ grammar errors yes, first one to point them out takes it in the ass all night by peter north.
9 years ago
come over here, let me pet your fur...
NICE ducky...ooh yeah...who's a big boy?
9 years ago
this thread is still going? Get off it cracka why can't we be friends, ya know? Smile on your brother everybody get together and try to love one another right now!
9 years ago
Do you know that quote from Nirvana or from The Youngbloods, drumrave?
9 years ago
From the mama's and the papa's (the original) and from nirvana
9 years ago
yeah - i dont think cracka's EVIL
- just Stoopid
...i kinda like stoopid
well, at least my 12yrold cut-nuts big marshmellow of a lap-cat does...
,,,he's a good boy...
9 years ago
Whatever, CrackLiquid don't talk to me like we are homies, you fucking hillbilly fuck. You are a fucking inbred ignoramus. Rave gets pwnd because he is a sissy. That doesn't mean you are smart.

How much schoolin' you get boy, 'fore yoah daddy putcha ta werk cleaning out porta potties? 5th, 6th grade?
9 years ago
Really, when it comes to cheap food, ramen is where it's at. It's versatile. and cracklicka, ask mommy to make you more hot pockets and go fucking play halo
9 years ago
Wank, I would never insinuate us being "homies" dumbass. Dont get your hopes up, I pick friends that DONT engage in homo erotica. But yeah I graduated from high school 3 months ago fuck head.
9 years ago
You pick your friends? Yeah right, I'm sure a loser like you takes what ever he can get. Homeless people, ass rapists, librarians, child beating blind people, anyone at all. And the only reason your "friends" let you hang around is so they have someone to look down on and beat up once in a while.

Btw, how many teacher's did you have to blow to graduate. The principal? The school board? What?!? You had to let the Secretary of Education fuck you in the ass with a strap-on just to get a passing grade in social studies?

I'd feel sorry for you if you hadn't enjoyed it so much.
9 years ago
Spankmyassy, fuck off and go back to fucking your asian prostitute whore of a wife with your micro dick you scumbag piece of shit.
9 years ago
^twas fun to reread that
6 years ago
i miss the ol dog-abuser, dont you?
6 years ago
Who crackalacka? Not really. I constantly verbally braided him to the point that it got boring
6 years ago
yeah it was kinda like kicking a puppy

so to speak
6 years ago
you did not just say 'verbally braided'.........
do you mean verbally berated? or did you literally mean to verbally braid him...
6 years ago
berated but I couldn't be bothered to look up if that was correct
6 years ago
Fake... Drum's mom never uses condoms.
9 years ago
Not true,..she always makes me wear one,..for obvious reasons.
9 years ago
she's 50 and in menopause
9 years ago
Well hello there Mrs Rave
9 years ago
:: MENOPAUSE PUSSY IS THE BEST ::
9 years ago
caps lock douchbag
9 years ago
hahahah pops is gettin menopause pussy soon... very soon hahahah
9 years ago
dont get angry man, even though its true im just kidding
9 years ago
Condoms. I don't play dat.
9 years ago
Well you already got aids, so I guess condoms for you would be a bit pointless.
9 years ago
Maybe your dad should have worn them Muglyother
9 years ago
it always looks easier on paper
9 years ago
Like i said... Take the last "L" out of your name.
9 years ago
oh...just take them all out....then we get randa fagg!!!:)
9 years ago
^ lol
9 years ago
actually Randall Flagg is a character from a story, granted the Man in black was a dumb motherfucker and i hated him, it would be totally inappropriate to spell his name wrong. If your gonna portray a fucking loser you might as well do it right...
9 years ago
actually Randall Flagg is a character from a story, granted the Man in black was a dumb motherfucker and i hated him, it would be totally inappropriate to spell his name wrong. If your gonna portray a fucking loser you might as well do it right...
9 years ago
Oyo, you are a breath of fresh air in mucholand...carry on...
9 years ago
Oh good fucking lord, another person named after that series?
9 years ago
And they are all dumbfucks.
9 years ago
Steps 10-15 are how to take it off and drink it then tie it in a knot using only your mouth. Agenttoo8 is holdin out on us.
9 years ago
^really wants to know
9 years ago
:: ^ GYEAH THAT BEEYOTCH IS NASTY ::
9 years ago
How to get a cock ready for Agent 008's Colon problem
9 years ago
What If? #001 - What If A Middle Eastern Rapper Released Negro Money

Busta Rhymes song Arab Money is receiving heavy criticism from those who
would say the depictions therein are borderline racist, with actual Arab
Americans citing the ignorant and fake-Arabic chorus, the ignorant
mispronunciation of Arab and the stereotypical depiction of Arab culture,
with the focus on some of the extreme opulence you might see in a Dubai or a
few other places.

Many others agree, some are fans letting Busta know some rules, perceived
insensitivities within the song, and as with other controversial hip-hop
songs, corporations are not being completely entertained. Despite some who
suggest this is much ado about nothing, and Busta’s own pseudo-explanation,
some wonder what this kind of song might have looked like if coming the
other way around, and what the resulting response might have been.

So, with this in mind, we attempt to recreate the song, (perhaps just a bit
tounge-in-cheek), as if it were presented by a Middle Eastern rapper with
the same slightly-warped fascination with a similarly glorified, but not
entirely accurate, vision of urban American reality. And so, we ask:

What if a Middle Eastern rapper released Negro Money with the following
lyrics?

Now I heard what Busta Rhymes and what Ron Browz said / but me I got
Negro women and Negro bread
I got crack selling money in the projects playin’ dice
Sean John shorts, doo-rag, butterfly knife
Conflict diamonds make this Arab wanna laugh at ya
Al Qaeda spent 20 million to fund civil wars in Africa
So I step up in da club with skinny jeans full of the chronics
And make the people wanna sing the hook in ebonics!

YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money

WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money

Hourly Hotels, stolen cars, bootleg movies
Sick big ass, hair weave, baby mama hootchies
Women walkin¹ around while security eating watermelons
Club on fire now, bar is all full of felons
Sittin in casinos while I¹m gamblin¹ with Biggie
Money so long watch me purchase Brooklyn from the City
Ya already know I got the Middle East happenin¹
So I bust ya ass like cops do to Black Americans

YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money

WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money

Heyyy!!
See now I take trips to Compton, Gully! Wow!
Used to herd sheep, counting Negro money now
My dark arab skin, arab beard was making me say
I might look out of place but people just thought I was Freeway
I really don’t care ’bout black folk, cuz I¹m still really, really rich like
Commander in Chief President George Walker Bush
But they still respect the value of my work in the glorious ghettos of
New York, New Orleans, L.A., Chicago!!

YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money

WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
We gettin Negro Money
We gettin Negro Money
9 years ago
for real have you heard that shit? what the fuck was he thinkin
9 years ago
I'm sure it's a great song n all, but couldn't you just play it?
9 years ago
negro money is worthless.
9 years ago
We gettin A-rab money.
9 years ago
Holy fuck, that's a lot of meaningless shit up there.
9 years ago
don't tell me you read it.!
9 years ago
Can I tell you I didn't read it?
9 years ago
i downloaded the song--don't bother
9 years ago
thank god for postal
after last night, i needed somebody to step up to the plate
9 years ago
possum ,did you hear all women with hairy pussies are to shave it off on Jan. 20
9 years ago
No more Bush
9 years ago
dont make me come down there!
9 years ago
'roll down mucho sucko.com' ? that doesnt make sense
9 years ago
Develop that technique yourself did you, Agentoo8?
9 years ago
He got help from his dad
9 years ago
condom
9 years ago
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