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puppies for sale

sweet fucking puppies

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by jsloan10

submitted December 1st 2008

66 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
puppies for sale
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comments (66)
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi would like this.
9 years ago
faggot
9 years ago
i love the smell of a good banning in the morning
9 years ago
can we ban this fag!!
9 years ago
he's just excited he got in here first. his boner has probably already worn off, and will return to being just another ms user, all kinds of short bus special.
9 years ago
^Ban all those fags.
9 years ago
ooooooooo! I want a puppy!
9 years ago
i have no puppies, but i do have a big fat 12-yr-old lap cat with the I.Q. of a newborn puppy - he's yours if you sign a pre-nup
9 years ago
I'm marrying dik
9 years ago
I see the I.Q. resemblance... but is dik really as cuddly as a big fat lap cat?
9 years ago
I've got a puppy
9 years ago
fugs is going to be seriously pissed off - and he'll most likely blame me...not much i can do besides slit my wrists...
9 years ago
You could film it and post the vid. Don't forget the sign.
9 years ago
can i just take quaaludes instead?
9 years ago
My buddys girl just got 80 Vicodin from a friend of hers at work.
9 years ago
80? That's it?
9 years ago
i hope dik knows that jamiee!! :)
9 years ago
Possum, just make with the wrist slitting, bitch. :)
9 years ago
Damn, Jaimee, if I'd know that, I wouldn't have PS's out the diamond on the most recent submitted pic. (Didn't want to give her any ideas, dik =/ )
9 years ago
Marriage is the first step towards divorce.
9 years ago
Damn I should copyright that or something.
9 years ago
give it a little more time guys or the next thing dik will be sending you to the beer store
9 years ago
We have our rings, Claude, simple matching antique bands. I don't care about or want a big rock
9 years ago
No worries, Wanko, we have a pre-nup. He gets the TV
9 years ago
The hibachi is mine.
9 years ago
The "old" hibachi is yours
9 years ago
I thought he wanted the microwave?
9 years ago
What! What do you mean, old?
9 years ago
jaimee - it's not a pre-nup between you and me that i'm looking for...just an "ownership pre-nup" that says you cant give any fat brainless 12-yr-old cats back...ever...even if he molests your kewpie doll collection
9 years ago
con-grats
9 years ago
ill take 2!


one for each foot!
9 years ago
Seeeeee myyyyyyyy vest! See my vest!
9 years ago
Made with real Gorilla chest!
9 years ago
Hank, did you write this?
9 years ago
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9 years ago
Fuck off, JSloan, you cunt. You are an inbred mongoloid.
9 years ago
Hank, there isn't enough drugs in the world to make me stupid enough to do message board battle with you. From this point on you will be ignored like a starving Ethiopian child.
9 years ago
Ok, 6 beer and a couple seroquel seem to have done the trick.
You've been around here a couple years and the majority of all your posts have been a simple "fuck you" or "your stupid", for a teather your creative writing skills are well..fail.
Now you don't really know anything about us but we all know somethings about you, like-
Your a cowardly little short dick fuck that hides in Japan cause you can't hack teaching north american children. I can understand that, the kids here would eat you alive.
Your very unhappy, its the only reason a fucking teacher would come here and shout simple insults to random people you don't know. please don't kill yourself its not worth it, remember there are help lines for people like you.
And we all know you like Japan because its the only place where you can feel like you have a big dick.
Reality can be a bitch, we all know, here have a tissue.
9 years ago
You sound like CrustyBM channeling ElPiss. I make creative insults every day, GayPwn00. And who the fuck is "us"? Does your dad have his hand up your ass again playing "puppet"? Well, dummy, tell him I can see his lips moving and he's drooling on your shoulder.
9 years ago
Hank teaches english to nips so hopefully he knows enough to say "you're stupid".
9 years ago
I'd hit it.
9 years ago
go home
9 years ago
id throat fuck it
9 years ago
I'd eat it.
9 years ago
I'd nurture it.
9 years ago
yeah actually i would just cuddle with it.
9 years ago
Nigga, please...
9 years ago
The fucked up thing is I actually found this funny
9 years ago
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9 years ago
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9 years ago
I'd rather have a motherfucking, adorable, piece of shit, kitten.
9 years ago
Men get dogs , women & fags get cats .
9 years ago
You must have about fifty cats then, huh?
9 years ago
Agreed Trout, even though kittens sometimes make me wanna throw them against a fucking wall....
9 years ago
I don't though. Promise.
9 years ago
when the game of life makes you feel like quitting it helps a lot if you,
kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,
kill a kitten
there's no crime that you'll be committing, i know the law you can,
kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get plenty if you,
kill a kitten
9 years ago
Let me introduce my Black German Shepard to you troutpiss , I would like to hear your fag bones crushing .
9 years ago
German Shepards are the signature breed of bestial faggots. Let me guess, your dog is male?
9 years ago
Fucking Homo.
9 years ago
I have males and females but none of your kind .
9 years ago
dogs and cats what are they good for? you can't get a squirt of milk out of them nor will they lay an egg
9 years ago
AnalFaggotDick, your ability to flame me is ineffective and weak. Just shut up and move on to someone else that gives a shit about your worthless comments.
9 years ago
um.. yeah
9 years ago
Ironically, I don't like cats. I do have two dogs though.
9 years ago
why???
9 years ago
They're his bitches.
9 years ago
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