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Mother & Child Burial Prep.

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"_Insert dead baby joke here_"

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by GimmieAFreshie

submitted November 30th 2008

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comments (71)
thats very cute
9 years ago
that not very nice to say that dumbass piece of shit that you are. your very mean, if that was your wife you would be crying. you bastard!!!
9 years ago
And if that was your wife I'd be laughing.
9 years ago
yea and then I would put my foot up your asshole bitch!!!!
9 years ago
and then at the same time my fist would be going into your face and knocking you out cold.
9 years ago
If anal play with another man is what helps you through times of grief, that's fine. I'm not into it, however, but I'd be happy to lend you elpiss.
9 years ago
While you're fantasizing, why don't you imagine that anyone gives a shit about a single thing you've ever posted here. And that you're wife isn't cheating on you. Oh wait, you're already doing that.
9 years ago
how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them.
9 years ago
rking599, if your going to take shit said on this site seriously, you need to get the fuck out.
9 years ago
whats worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one at the bottom chewing its way out...
9 years ago
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
9 years ago
What's the difference between a dead baby and a fleshlight?

A dead baby is free.
9 years ago
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
9 years ago
What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?

A dead puppy.
9 years ago
What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby?

The dead baby doesn't complain when you stick your cock in it.
9 years ago
whatever u guys are gonna say abt skulk's comment even i have to admit... its kinda cute.
9 years ago
What do you get when you skin a dead baby?

An erection
9 years ago
Who hijacked Claude's Avatar? Wtf, im all confused!
9 years ago
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.
9 years ago
why did the dead baby look fake ?
because it was made out of latex.
9 years ago
dude wtf, dead babies arent funny, dead wives, especially dead cheating, backstabbing, lying, peice of cock sucking shit ex wives, might be a lil funny
9 years ago
sorry but dead babies are funny
9 years ago
If you don't find dead babies funny, you have some real issues.
9 years ago
um im a father of 2. if you find dead babies funny your the one with issues, dumbass
9 years ago
whats brown and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave
9 years ago
8 years might as well be 8 decades
3 months ago
i feel like an archaeologist whenever i find a thread this "old"
3 months ago
That chick just stands in the corner and watchs...
9 years ago
Excellent observation skills you have there friend.
9 years ago
I can pick up the accent. It's Colombia, I think from the center of the country. Word.
9 years ago
do you at least speak spanish... es lo que pense.
9 years ago
si, de colombia
9 years ago
well... thats how its done. all these retards want their dead people looking pretty.
9 years ago
you retard shut the fuck up!!
9 years ago
Change your fucking avatar asswipe!
9 years ago
Rking's a fag, and I'm sure everyone can agree with me.
9 years ago
Yes, rking is the king of Faggotville.
9 years ago
He really has outfagged himself tonight.
9 years ago
he fags like no other fags in this fagging site.
9 years ago
rking reminds me of whunu right now...


wait for it...
9 years ago
haha yea fuck that guy!
9 years ago
Yeah, fuck you combunu.
9 years ago
yeah and fuck cheese
9 years ago
you can also get this done behind the corner store by my house.
9 years ago
awesome job. What other job out there that you can also fuck while working? hmmm..
9 years ago
yeah if you want mites on your dick
9 years ago
Prostitution?
9 years ago
what happen? mother and child die from baby being born?
9 years ago
Change your fucking avatar asswipe!
9 years ago
Vote here if you want Yak to ban this fucker!
9 years ago
+1
9 years ago
No, rking, they died from being strangled...they wouldn't change their fucking avatar and shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Hey Rking!

..Fuck you.
9 years ago
Yak I am not a man of many words, Fuk rking and his avatar thieving gay ass off from here.
9 years ago
Send his avatar stealing, flea riddled ass to the pound and have his balls cut off!
9 years ago
rking where are u i am gonna fuck u upside down right now.
9 years ago
Goodbye, Little Betty.
9 years ago
No panties on the mom? Paris Hilton style i see..
9 years ago
not loose enough for paris, maybe Britney
9 years ago
Proving there are people willing to do the jobs us fat white slobs dont want to.
9 years ago
I don't get it. Who wouldn't want a job where you get to play with dead bodies all day?
9 years ago
I used to work at a cemetery and all the morticians were white.

I walked into the freezer (where they prep bodies) and it was nuts, bodies go through rigor mortise and curl up, and that's how they arrive.
9 years ago
Yeah I've heard the stories from people at morgue's who always laugh at the noobs who don't know about it. Mostly because they send the new guy in and sometimes a body will sit straight up and scare the shit out of the new guys.

I bet morgue workers and funeral home workers have some of the most fucked up senses of humor next to cops and military personel.
9 years ago
yeah, i guess you gotta be a little fucked up about it to not let it get to you. cant act so mortified all the time ya know.
9 years ago
Just cut the mom open stuff the baby back in and bury it. 2 for the price of 1?
9 years ago
You can always throw it away and tell the others that its inside.. less work this way, isnt it.
9 years ago
And a free dinner.
9 years ago
He totally took a peek at her whunu when he stripped her.
9 years ago
CHANGE YOUR FUCK-oh...sorry, dude. Whatta ya say we knock back a few and stomp the fuck out of rking?
9 years ago
Fuck you claude balls you ass hole, I have a pretty nifty avatar, i designed it me self. fuck you guys.
9 years ago
smokesapole, what the fuck are you talking about?
Shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
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