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What do you want for Christmas ?

"Well, I saw this really cool thing online..."

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by Mako

submitted November 29th 2008

94 comments
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comments (94)
My japseye torn
9 years ago
I want that LOL
9 years ago
then it goes haywire and punches his fat gut...
9 years ago
Why spend $29.99 on this when Wario's mother does this for free?
9 years ago
Is she as funny as her son?? Hee hee, till it goes haywire and punches his fat gut. Hahah!!!
9 years ago
yeah, she's as funny as a burnt corpse can be...
9 years ago
reality does suck, does it not, wario/
9 years ago
How burnt we talking here? A little crispy? Or is the whole vagina ruined?
9 years ago
Looks like a sewing machine. If I wanted something to mend my pants and jerk me off, I'd get a woman.
9 years ago
Hahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
9 years ago
Hey trout, when your boyfriend rips your pants in a hurry, how does a gay guy like you mend it then?
9 years ago
Pretty sure gay guys can mend their own pants. Don't be such a faggot.
9 years ago
jqh=gay for trout. Seeing him comment after Trout on every post is almost as bad as fries always commenting after hank
9 years ago
If it has a finger underneath to tickle my asshole, I am buying that.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I'll forward this video to my grandmother and maybe I won't get another fucking sweater this year.
9 years ago
Don't lie, your grandmother always gives you head at christmas.
9 years ago
What all the Muchoers want for X-mas.
9 years ago
Because wanking is hard
9 years ago
It leaves both hands free for a drink and a smoke, I'm sold.
9 years ago
excellent point
9 years ago
Smoking is fucking stupid. Who still does that?
9 years ago
if you don't smoke you are a loser
9 years ago
ya
9 years ago
Smoking is awesome, all the 13 year old kids do it.

And I like hanging around with the 13 year olds...
9 years ago
Of course you do, according to a study I saw. People are most comfortable around others with a similar level of mental aptitude.
9 years ago
Zing!
9 years ago
I guess you're pretty comfortable on mucho then.
9 years ago
Whammy.
9 years ago
^ self pwn3d!

I was going to add a *Insert mucho membership joke here* line, but I though "Naaaah, he wont".
9 years ago
Shit, now half of mucho members will never leave their parents basement again.
9 years ago
What's this 'again' shit?
9 years ago
I'm 22 & I've not lived with my parents for 3 years.
9 years ago
*4
9 years ago
I haven't lived with mine for 13 years. I did spend the night at Oranje's mothers house once.
9 years ago
whammy


...oh wait. Nob!
9 years ago
^^rish, was that night like, a few months shy of 23 years ago?
9 years ago
I took off when I was about because my dad was an abusive prick. The years passed slowly by, I thought about him every day. What would I do if we passed on the street, would I keep running away?

We'd have to sit down and talk it over, and that would mean going back. I rang that bell with my heart in my mouth, I had to hear what he'd say.

He sat me down to talk to me, He looked me straight in the eye. He said "You're no son, you're no son of mine."

Turns out he was right. I dunno why the fuck I went to Phil Collin's house.
9 years ago
Funny
9 years ago
Wanko, you interposter!

(OK, maybe I could have refreshed)
9 years ago
I don't know, Wanko's post was pretty funny...
9 years ago
better than mine
9 years ago
True, but his wasn't there when I typed that response to possum
9 years ago
Well how fucking long did it take you to write "Funny"?
9 years ago
^also funny
9 years ago
No, possum, go look at his picture. There is no way an ugly little bastard like him is mine.
9 years ago
The page was open for a while before I evennread his comment, clearly. I can't remember exactly ('cause I don't care that much) but I was probably playing poker or something. Im never solely on Mucho.
9 years ago
I'm usually looking at myfriendshotmom.com while I'm on Mucho.
9 years ago
sorry for being a dumbass, but his picture is where?
...ps - do you have one, to compare?
9 years ago
& no, he doesn't. He is a cowardly fucker who wants to keep telling people he is handsome. If he actually grows a pair & posts a pic, he will no longer be able to do that.
9 years ago
http://www.seducedbyacougarpage.com/upg/SBACPV/fhgs/161.337/?7153
9 years ago
Thats a good site too.
9 years ago
okay, saw your pic OJ...a little less hideous than i was led to beleive...now where's dad's pic?
9 years ago
When you gonna man up & post a pic Irish?
9 years ago
tried your site rish - did not compute
9 years ago
Irish, the first page you mentioned was horrid & they were both pay sites. Are you really dumb enough to pay for porn? Surly not.
9 years ago
You look at the free previews.
9 years ago
The fuck are you talking about, didn't compute?
9 years ago
i mean i fucked up typing the url, then just decided it wasnt worth it
9 years ago
..and now oranj is telling me it's "horrid"...what's a poor marsupial to beleive?
9 years ago
Typing? Copy & paste, fuck stick
9 years ago
lol Irish, try jj.am you'll like that, ya big perv!
9 years ago
Rish are you bit confused , read it again , the point willl bcome clear .
9 years ago
isnt that the place drums keeps hyping?
9 years ago
*shrugs*

That fat cunt barely registers on my radar. I'll purposely miss a lot of what he says.
9 years ago
"copy and paste" is a communist plot
9 years ago
but oranje i wished you liked me, I was only kidding about all the times I called you dumb
9 years ago
jj.am is awesome for some underage teens
9 years ago
btw possum you Viks look pretty good tonight
9 years ago
heya drums!
yeah, the vikes and AP look okay right now...but there's still 8 minutes left - lotsa time for us to Fuck It Up
9 years ago
haha OK, no more fat comments.

That is, until I feel slighted again & feel vengeful, of course.
9 years ago
Yeah I think the game is about over now and Oranje that's good to know you dumby :P
9 years ago
good ol' vikes...will now make it to the playoffs, losing in the first round to Whoever...
you have to remember drums, that by mucho standards i am a decrepit old fuck...i can actually remember all 4 of the vikings Superbowl losses...not to mention all of the playoff meltdowns...
9 years ago
drum, post the link to those girls in the green bodypaint again. That was good stuff. For the record, MILF porn rocks.
9 years ago
Yeah, drumrave, the green body paint girls have helped me through many a lonely night on jj.am......
9 years ago
are you talking about those florescent teens?...
...suddenly i dont feel quite so decrepit...
9 years ago
For you, 1rish1...
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=89054
9 years ago
is that link for possum, too?
signed,
Muffin man
9 years ago
Word.
9 years ago
possum likes
9 years ago
Thank you, sir. That one chick with the large boobs who looks like she may actually be of age is smokin.
9 years ago
I'm partial to the little blond one, myself...
9 years ago
http://www.kawaii15.com/community/
http://www.u15japanesejunioridol.net/

Japanese junior idols.
9 years ago
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=106297 check that shit out, it even puts their age
9 years ago
Very nice! A+
9 years ago
http://imagefap.com/ here's another good site for images
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=83609
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=85091 page three she's giving head
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=86915
http://imagefap.com/gallery/1420037 she has to be underage
9 years ago
someone needs to show me the code to do the breaks so it isn't all bunched
9 years ago
btw 1rish i woulda gotten it but my internet died a few hours ago
9 years ago
fuckin awesome! with that thing i wont have to sit on my hand until it falls asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it...
9 years ago
damn you got to be really lazy if you can't jerk yourself off. LOL
9 years ago
dragoness, could you please talk some sense into shanny and lucidity?...even your drunken ren-fair photo was enough to satisfy us for a while...
9 years ago
I think we scared those two away. :(
9 years ago
*Insert Japanese penis joke here*
9 years ago
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