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White Church Vs. Obama

This is 30 mins away from where i grew up. it's so WT.

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by mikebeez

submitted November 20th 2008

109 comments
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White Church Vs. Obama video
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"he is not a christian. they would tell me he's not a muslim because he is a christian. that's not the point, the point is he's not a christian."
4 years ago
word.
4 years ago
I liked the guy with the hotel in NC, obama was there that weekend. So he put up a sign that read: Obama not American, Not Welcome. All the monkeys were protesting in his yard. Ill give him a chance but not without some skepticism
4 years ago
He is a Muslim. Most Americans are too stupid to realize that and have forgotten 9/11.
4 years ago
He is not a muslim. You are too stupid to realize that.
4 years ago
God hasn't smote them yet for doing this in His name, so they must be right.
4 years ago
0:58 - Awesome underbite and missing teeth. I bet that's a mullet he hiding under that hat. His confusion as he tries to understand who he needs to direct his prejudice is awesome. Here's to you, toothless redneck!
4 years ago
Looks more like a crackhead to me. Who better to comment on something like this?
4 years ago
It's called "Meth Mouth"
4 years ago
The internet


you dont understand it right
4 years ago
that joke
you're doing it wrong
4 years ago
The good part of his comment was lost in the tubes.
4 years ago
i blame the jews.
4 years ago
That ain't kosher!
4 years ago
i was doing the doing it wrong thing
4 years ago
Mikebeez real name is alan smith?
4 years ago
A: What makes you think thast?
B; Do you never learn?
4 years ago
1. it was a joke
2. it was a bad joke
c. sometimes
4 years ago
d. jews!
4 years ago
IX: Lizard People!
4 years ago
j: Enjoy
k: ???
l: profit!
4 years ago
HAHAHA intolerance is so christian like. Especially hating Jews since you know Jesus was christian an all...
4 years ago
yes. it's all the jew's fault!
4 years ago
anyone know the area code for that place :D
4 years ago
316-303-0095.www.spiritonecc.org

1515 E Harry St
Wichita, KS 67211
(316) 303-0095
4 years ago
+1 team bluff calling
4 years ago
if you think there haven't been many non-christian presidents and members of congress you're a fuckwit. they all claim to be (except for what--one?), but it's statistically impossible that many of them have not been.
4 years ago
If you are American you are a fuckwit.
4 years ago
Your country is so full of idiots
How can anyone take pride in being an american? Dont you all just feel ashamed of your nation?
4 years ago
I'm not American. I live in Los Angeles. We have an entirely different kind of idiots.
4 years ago
Spirit One? Is that like a god drive thru? "Yes, I'd like 2 Super Body-of-Christ Combos, hold the depression, please?"
4 years ago
"Certainly, sir. Would you like Communion fries with that?"
4 years ago
and will that be regular or diet blood of Christ?
4 years ago
I'll have the kosher wafer.
4 years ago
heya mike...possum here...got your sharpie handy?...write "i have the lamest 'beard' ever" on your next 5-dollar whore's belly...*waits for the aluminum-can recycling place to open*....
sorry mike
i luv yu man
4 years ago
mikebeez makes me want to poop.
4 years ago
lol on that. what is your pic? i cant make it out. lkke i used a blue highlighter DOOD!
4 years ago
actually you're okay, mike...it's just that your avy looks a lot like this asshole i work with...makes me wanna poop just looking at it :)
4 years ago
He's wearing a Spiderman costume in his avater.
4 years ago
See what I mean, Possum?
4 years ago
possum's avatar http://www.moltencore.com/eb_fearofmusic.jpg
4 years ago
yes, drums...a free thermograph for ye, at participating Office Max outlets
4 years ago
^^ps - have fun at the game tomorrow...ya bastard
4 years ago
its a damned scarf, and urkel, danzig rules.
4 years ago
Yes he does.
4 years ago
fuck jesus, fuck allah, fuck heaven, fuck the 72 virgins. when your dead your dead
4 years ago
Wow, who the fuck enlisted Private Obvious?
4 years ago
My bad
4 years ago
Provide proof please
4 years ago
see tomorrows suicide video
4 years ago
hey crotchzilla, i can prove to you this is true!!!
4 years ago
Glad to know Kansas hasn't gotten any smarter since I left. Dumb asses.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go fuck my cousin.
4 years ago
Hope HE likes it.
4 years ago
you used to live in kansas? where at?
4 years ago
Emporia.
@Patate only slightly more than you do.
4 years ago
last time i was in emporia i saw a mexican get stabbed at the skatepark lol yes! its like bean town down there. im in lawrence.
4 years ago
I' am from Hutchinson kansas where man are men and sheep are scared.
Not shit has changed, Obama wins its 2008 so who fucking really cares. Date rape is way more fun than racism.

4 years ago
The hispanic population has shrunk a bit since IBP has all but shut down. Lawerence is a freaking sweet town! Almost makes Kansas wothwhile. I used to go there all the time and drool at the goth chicks. I heard it has kinda turned into a druggie town lately though... Only been to Hutch a couple of times for the State Fair.
4 years ago
Do you drive beaners to work with your bus?
4 years ago
dude i grew up in hutch its hella whitetrash. yea man i couldnt stand anywhere in kansas so i had to come to lawrence and yes there are so many hot chicks here compared to the average 15 per other kansas town. in hutch i lived a half a block away from the fair i love that shit so many fat people eating nasty foods. where ya live now?
4 years ago
"dude i grew up in hutch its hella whitetrash" Glad to see you managed to work your way to the top regardless
4 years ago
you two get a room.. go to manhattan to kansas state at least
4 years ago
William S. Burroughs is from Lawrence, Kansas if I'm not mistaken.
4 years ago
hank is a muslim
4 years ago
and black to boot
4 years ago
racist^
4 years ago
niggers
4 years ago
who's a nigger? are you saying I'm a nigger..is jamie one? who?
4 years ago
Calling people Arab or Muslim is a smear.
4 years ago
^Hmm, that almost sounds racist. But the Obama campaign said it, and Obama is black, so I guess it's not.
4 years ago
Niggers are hanks.
4 years ago
I only voted for him three times, if I had known he was muslim, I would have sent in the other two absentee ballots too.
4 years ago
I told you fuckers, I'm Inuit.
4 years ago
i hate eskimos
4 years ago
I like how the IRS tried to fuck him up, 'cause they're clearly the authority on what's right and wrong and what "free speech" is allowed.
4 years ago
Classic
4 years ago
bahahahah christians admitting their religion is intollerant, and they like it!
4 years ago
All religions are intolerant, I don't see what the big surprise is. It's not even a value judgement, but you're either muslim/christian/nigger/jew/whatever or you're not.
4 years ago
are you retarded? i said they were admitting it

everyone already knows all religion is intolerant bullshit, thanks captain obvious
4 years ago
Everyone knows you're a fucking moron. Please die.
4 years ago
We don't tolerate intolerance around these parts.
4 years ago
White people are so scared it makes me LoL.
4 years ago
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers,

wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.



It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it.

A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If I don't have the time to see you all before the holidays start, I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.


4 years ago
Here's a guy who types a lot but no one reads it. I think right now, it's time to just run the ball and shave some time off the clock, before uh, before uh, before they drop the comfort zone on this one.
4 years ago
I might read it, but it has the tone of something some pussy relative of mine will forward to me because they think Letterman or Clinton or Bill Gates wrote it.
4 years ago
'We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. '
Wow man, just wow! Have you ever had fun in your life? Did you go to college? I mean religion blah blah whatever but christ wouldn't come to your house and try to fuck you in the skull based on his beliefs! To everything there is a reason and a time to every purpose under heaven so quit your bitching and grab a brew! We're all going to hell anyway!
4 years ago
Damn Tool I wish I could read all that shit , but anyway happy newyear/life .
4 years ago
tool cant help but be "too serious" these days...he just got his whole fucking life re-arranged...cut the guy some slack, and only make fun of his derringer-shotgun...still funny
4 years ago
"Too Much" is also a very cool song by the highly under-rated Dave Matthews Band...am i kidding? i'll leave it up to urks...
4 years ago
Worse than that, I just gave a warm hug to the one next to me, and he hit me...
4 years ago
just saw a news bit about some crazy asian dude snuggling up to a panda...he was absolutely flabbergasted when the damn thing bit him
4 years ago
lmao @ Fugs
4 years ago
Sorry possum. Dave Matthews Band = shit.
4 years ago
Fuck, where ya been, John Madden? Gettin the turducken ready?
4 years ago
john madden ..uh best mucho commenter ..uh.. ever
4 years ago
also i like the dave mathews band
4 years ago
Hooray for cut and paste.
4 years ago
gay
4 years ago
By George Carlin. Mine was the last paragraph. _Morph didn't catch the last one and mansLAUGHTER didn't catch this one but Hank did.
4 years ago
I catch everything.
4 years ago
tool that was beautiful but im going to call copy- paste on that
4 years ago
I know I'm a little late on this... but hit REPLY next time, fag.
4 years ago
i couldnt, they all broke it. and stop trying to be cool for all the other M.S.ers
4 years ago
wait how the fuck is church even close to state still?
4 years ago
wow...so all the true racists come out....im from kansas too but from overland park but if me and my people saw that church we would protest too. Obama is not muslim and thats just a complete lie. Defamation is not cool and u racist losers who are saying such awful things are truly sad...explains a lot though...
4 years ago
Hahha, so calling a dude a muslim is defamation? And it's racist? Yeah thanks Mr. PC knoblicker.

I wonder how it would go if someone had said McCain was a negro and the McCain campaign denied it and said that was a smear and to stop the defamation...

But it's ok for the Obama campaign and his supporters to act intolerant and ignorant...
4 years ago
This is an issue in the US of A.

Proof that you're the dumbest fucking country on the face of the planet! Absolutely pathetic!
4 years ago
Yeah, we should spend out time figuring out how to ban swords and kitchen knives and sharp pens.
4 years ago
I hope not. You people need more weapons, speed up evolution a little.
4 years ago
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