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Tenticle rape

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by drumrave

submitted November 20th 2008

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Tenticle rape
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comments (134)
thats right cover your gut
9 years ago
and the C-section
9 years ago
and the fetus infetu
9 years ago
-I would like for both of them to sit on my piece.
9 years ago
eh i'll take the one on the left
9 years ago
too late i have them both
9 years ago
i called them before you posted
9 years ago
HAHAHAHA loser
9 years ago
Actually I think lefty and yak were made for each other. Luckily she wants tentacle rape x 2 or she wouldn't be as hot.
9 years ago
now we know:
L: Shanny
R: Lusitania...erm...Lucidity
9 years ago
haha hey did you see my pathetic team lose like shit tonight, if I were weaver this team would be sold in the morning and del rio and shack harris fired
9 years ago
So because I have red hair and wear glass/contacts do I get to be the one on the left?
9 years ago
the more important question is do you like tentacle rape or do you like hobbits..

9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Fuck...ummmm!!!!!!!
I like egg laying and Satyrs.
9 years ago
I like boobs and vaginas
9 years ago
can't have your Muffin and eat it too, lucid...column A or column B?
9 years ago
Ok, are well talking Octopus tentacle rape or Cracken monster from the Deep rape?
9 years ago
Erm...remove the double "L" please.
9 years ago
we're talking Jules Verne's octopuses rape.
9 years ago
the kraken is a giant squid.. which would mean its tentacles have hooks inside each sucker... so that would be your choice i suppose...

and how the fuck can you like satyrs...
hobbits > satyrs... except mr tumness i suppose...

9 years ago
I like the horns!!!!


I don't think hooks would be a good idea...maybe if it was dik, I know he could take it...but I don't think I could.

So if it's Octi rape then sure.


9 years ago
actually.. another thing... how does one "like" being raped.. isn't that the point of raping someone... i mean.. i haven't raped anyone so i don't really know.. but thats what i thought..

9 years ago
wheres the nudie pic losinglucidity
9 years ago
i'm also not sure if all satyrs have horns.. they do have hooves tho which are hot

9 years ago
I like Satyricon.
9 years ago
fellini?
9 years ago
No, but I have seen that movie.
9 years ago
calebos in clash of the titans was a satyr right? ;/

9 years ago
I'm pretty sure, yes.

And your right, one doesn't like to be raped but a rape fantasy is perfectly likable.
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure satyrs have horns. Goes with the goat-thing.
9 years ago
but that is what i'm saying.. not all goats have horns... right? or do they ;/

9 years ago
good question...the answer is no..The Northern Water Goat has no horns
9 years ago
hey urkle..i've just been wondering if you've ever given the first P- Furs Lp a listen...yes, yes they devolved, etc, etc...but just pull up "Pulse", - then try to tell me it wasnt a shot of pure adrenaline :)...
also - if you can take the early 90's Brit punk revival - "Gun Shy" and (especially) "Bikini Red", by Screaming Blue Messiahs are just fucking wonderful
9 years ago
funny you would know that. we have been close friends all these years pops, and i still dont know whats your line of work? just curious
9 years ago
is the northern water goat the one that actually lives under water.... or are they the ones that actually live in trees?

9 years ago
>.<
9 years ago
just one last thing for Urks -
trust me - 1st two Pfurs
and 1st two SBM...

you will not regret the effort

poss
9 years ago
Thats the one that lives under water, yak.
9 years ago
Sweet evolution has granted some to come out of the waters and climb trees , would I lie .
9 years ago
mistaking a Tree Goat from a Water goat is a Common mistake..often you can tell by their surroundings. however Tree goats ,unlike other goats , cannot survive in water.
9 years ago
jesus christ i really love goats..you know what i'm saying?
9 years ago
ahhhh ..goats
9 years ago
So does iranian.
9 years ago
Owned
9 years ago
going back to the rape thing (and having nothing to do with goats--tree, water, or other) rape fantasies are pretty common among women and skulk. however, you can't rape the willing. then it just becomes rough sex. lucidity--do you like rough sex?
9 years ago
Yes and that is my final answer.
9 years ago
Rape just isn't as good when they enjoy it.
9 years ago
The tears add lubrication.
9 years ago
holy crap, smerf! your nipple is filling every slot on "recent posts", as i write this...never seen that before, not even from hank. wow
9 years ago
Are you kidding me? Smerf is the king of spam.
9 years ago
i like spam butties
9 years ago
"egg laying"???
9 years ago
I was hoping you might explain that.
9 years ago
i saw a chicken do that once....it was fucking hot
9 years ago
must mean she' likes having her period? that's what girls do at that time, right? lay eggs?
9 years ago
Scrambled eggs = mixed up avian menstruation.
9 years ago
that goes great with ketchup.
9 years ago
I prefer just some salt and pepper
9 years ago
You misspelled peter.
9 years ago
Regardless, all eggs need cheese.
9 years ago
i prefer the actuall baby. least 6 months
9 years ago
Rolanda likes to suck raw eggs out his boyfriend's ass, then lick out all his fromunda cheese for a nice snack. (His bf is from Wisconsin)

9 years ago
Yes i have seen egglaying, the woman puts them in her pussy, then pushes them out.
9 years ago
Deviled or hardboiled?
9 years ago
Hack volunteers in rest homes so he can lap the collections of lint grease and dead skin cells from between the rolls of morbidly obese invalids when the orderlies aren't looking. Rotunda cheese he calls it.
9 years ago
"Dr. Rolanda Givinead, the world's foremost expert on unusual 'body cheeses', claims that the 'head cheese' collected from under the foreskins of Albanian men 70 years and older is the best the world has to offer and goes down delightfully with a light, crisp white wine. She has dubbed it Albanian Gold due to it's pale, yellow complexion and was reportedly quoted as saying 'This here head cheese is the shiznits. Ya'll bitches don't know what ya'll's missing.'

The President of the Turkish Head Cheese Council immediately lodged a protest saying 'Alabanian head cheese is inferior in every way to the Turkish variety.'"
9 years ago
I'm just waiting for to come back, Rolanda. I'll wait forever. I miss the little games we used to play, like "Rolanda swallows Hank's dookie." or "Hank pisses on Rolanda's forehead for 5 minutes straight then kicks her hard in her right ear." God, those were great games. I miss you sweetie. Let's get back together again.
9 years ago
Hahahaha!
9 years ago
Part One
On April 1, 1969 in the sleepy town of Windburn Minnesota, Hack "Velveeta" Chinaski dropped (much like an afterthought) from his mothers fly-blown gash onto the semen stained floorboards of a humble shack just south of the rail yard. Growing up wasn't easy for Hack, he was shunned by other children his age, as he could often be observed publicly consuming his various bodily excretions, and occasionally he would be overtaken by rage and confusion and begin to masturbate with unbridled abandon. This occurred most often during class time, an act he referred to as "sharpening my pencil". Life was a day to day struggle, and after dropping out of school in grade five he funded his meager existence by cleaning and recycling used latex items that were the by-products of his mothers booming back room business. It was a hard life no doubt, but all that was about to change..

9 years ago
I miss the game where you played my ass like a didjeridoo, and i'd change the notation by covering one or more of your nostrils with my nuts.
9 years ago
^honk honk
9 years ago
What's that possum? The mating call of the North American prescription med junky?
9 years ago
haha that was a pretty good start Roland. Continue.
9 years ago
no, man - i was just imagining how the didjer-whatsis might sound...
9 years ago
whew, im glad im not a retard like you guys
9 years ago
shh! roland be thinking...
9 years ago
yep, roland. being white folks we buy decent white people drugs
9 years ago
Possum's just jealous he didn't get to blow my horn...

Kirk, it's a serial.
Next installment soon.

9 years ago
Elchris, I stopped doing drugs years ago. Well, the untaxed and frowned upon ones anyway.
9 years ago
For all you typed, Rolanda, it wasn't very good at all.

And just 'cause men line up to yodel into your ass canyon doesn't make it music.
9 years ago
"The untaxed and frowned upon ones" Haha, what a fucking conformist wuss.

"You should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."

I dare to eat peaches, pussy.
9 years ago
A serial? That means you're gonna milk that flakey shit as much as you can, I bet.
9 years ago
Roland does = Stephen King...havent you noticed?
9 years ago
Enough "men" here have yodeled up your canyon that the fucking Alps are jealous.
9 years ago
Half your comments are things people yelled into your ass a month or so ago and are just now coming back out. Without an asshole the size and depth of one of Jupiter's moons, you'd be lost. It's your "muse".
9 years ago
And I'm sure you're strutting the streets of Yokohama or wherever puffing on a spliff wit a big bag o cheeba hangin' out your pocket, Quoting Eliot, and just being a general badass.
9 years ago
Please.
9 years ago
There's not much weed to get here, but when it comes around I'm not afraid to partake, you little pussy bitch.

And I live out in the styx, dick. I stroll in the rice paddies puffing on a big fattie, faggot.
9 years ago
peace you white niggers
9 years ago
im in conflict wether smokin a blunt or takina line
9 years ago
dammit elchis - you is Norvegian?...
how come you cant just "get along" here?
...betting you're actually one of those skanky Finns...
9 years ago
im sure youd give away yer skanky family for the coke ive got
9 years ago
^misspelled "lefse"
9 years ago
I like:
-Girls who were raped as a youth.
-Girls with low self esteem.
9 years ago
...- to be assraped by father Tucker everytime i am forced to go to church.
9 years ago
I'll introduce you to my oldest stepdaughter.
9 years ago
I like girls who were raped as a youth, but with a very strong sense of esteem. Odd...hard to find =/
9 years ago
whats her name toolman?
9 years ago
Ask 1rish1.
9 years ago
What's she look like, tool?
9 years ago
I like to pee pee on my girlfriend
9 years ago
I like to pee pee on your girlfriend too.
9 years ago
hi there, my young friend...
as Hunter S. would say.
"...Get In!..."
9 years ago
I prefer it when she pee-pees upon me.
9 years ago
Smerf might have a chance with the chick on the right.
9 years ago
hey, where IS that nipple anyway?
9 years ago
I've been hiding him in my closet, feeding him stale bread crust and dead goldfish...
9 years ago
Lies! It was fresh bread.
9 years ago
Bread came from freez , nuked it , yeah it was very fresh .
9 years ago
It was a gyro
9 years ago
Mmmm, gyro.
9 years ago
hmmmm, sexless people in here.
9 years ago
yes we are
so therefore not a threat at all
to you or your masculinity
...we are openly gay friendly, though...so if you have questions about the Mucho lifestyle, feel free to ASK HANK ANYTHING
9 years ago
possum you're funny
9 years ago
Yes, by all means, feel free to direct any questions you may have to me. I would be happy to help you fit in here at Mucho Sucko.
9 years ago
hank how does it feel to be so old?
9 years ago
Like you, only not as stupid.
9 years ago
Good answer.
9 years ago
^agree with tool...best answer ever, hank
9 years ago
Thanks.
9 years ago
it was ok
9 years ago
Wow, what resounding praise. Thanks for adding that on there, dik.
9 years ago
like it wasnt hard enough to not rape little goth-punk(whatever) bitches...
9 years ago
Don't use double negatives and sarcasm in the same sentence. It's like it doesn't even not get confusing.
9 years ago
That sentence made my brain hurt, Socio :(
9 years ago
Spaulding,Papa Lazarou,and socio's little man...it's strange seeing them all together.
9 years ago
I feel right at home. Thank you muchosucko!
9 years ago
no you won't feel at home until you see the tentacle going in and out of her butthole.
9 years ago
damnit, my tentacled brother fucked that whore already.
9 years ago
Why. Were you watching.
9 years ago
by "fucked that whore" you mean you took it ATM
9 years ago
curious how one day someone is sitting there, most likely in Japan...perhaps having a sake, watching baseball, then suddenly it hits him...TENTACLE RAPE! Yes, I will make money off of pics with bitches putting seafood up their holes. It's Paaaaafact.
9 years ago
hi randy, possum again...
dont pull this shit anymore, k?
reply to current posts and comments only
(...why do i even fucking bother?
maybe because i had to learn the hard way...)
9 years ago
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