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Hank's secretary

Anybody remember phones with a line attached to the horn

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by earthdiedscreaming

submitted November 19th 2008

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Hank's secretary
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its 4 me bitch
9 years ago
Get out of my office, sissy.
9 years ago
no
9 years ago
*gives Skulk and wedgie and throws him down the stairs
9 years ago
then has sex with him
9 years ago
^another iranian wet dream
9 years ago
This is the only reason why I never call Hank.
9 years ago
bashing hank is a waste of time, he proved he's indifferent to about everything you throw at him.


so enough of your gay obsession about him.
9 years ago
Actually, I like having things thrown at me. It's good practice for dodgeball.
9 years ago
^ Hank admits to being the catcher..
9 years ago
what do they use for dodgeball in japan? shurikens?
9 years ago
good one fuckface... that would be dodge shuriken now wouldn't it?

9 years ago
^^^MBQ is very right, and that's why hank's the gatekeeper
9 years ago
^^not if they use balls for distraction, perfect ninja technique.
9 years ago
No, they use Hadoukens.
9 years ago
i miss yak vs hank. that was some good shit back then.
9 years ago
i don't miss you vs hank, too much stupidity.
9 years ago
If Hank can dodge traffic, he can dodge a ball...
9 years ago
Yak seems very angry recently.
9 years ago
trouble in paradise, perhaps?
9 years ago
CrackLicka is a ninja expert. Really, is it possible to be more of a silly queer than that?

I bet they used old hubcaps instead of throwing stars in his neighborhood growing up.

Real white trash ninjas can sneak out of the trailer at night right past mom and dad drunk fucking in the living room.
9 years ago
cracklicker is not smart enough to be a expert at anything but he's a expert retard
9 years ago
Holds the other side of the gate , (with a damn smirk).
9 years ago
Wankonmychinsky gets mad when people exploit his true sexuality. Its cool hanky panky, I'll still let you suck my dick, im sure you getting tired of cumslave right?
9 years ago
How about I just ignore you and you go back to blowing your daddy/uncle, small fry.
9 years ago
^ gay ?
9 years ago
actually i read that as you were gonna be sucking cock Hanky... my bad
9 years ago
Please do, ignore me that is, You fucking piece of scat. But I will still continue to fuck with you though, you dipshit.
9 years ago
You don't fuck with me at all. I fuck with you, trailer park ninja, but only when I'm really bored and there is noone else around.
9 years ago
Hubcap to the forehead!
9 years ago
why have you retards continued this argument 12 hours later ?
9 years ago
Fuck off Fries, you dumbass. What difference does it make to you?
9 years ago
Money on the guy who doesn't live with his mom.
9 years ago
Secretary: Yes sir, Walmart says they do have little boys' pants half-off.

Hank: Sweet. Let's go.
9 years ago
Give Michael Jackson a call, I'm sure he'll be willing to pick you up in the Pedo-mobile...
9 years ago
hes just calin the dawg
9 years ago
I wonder if Hank has caller A.I.D.
9 years ago
.s
9 years ago
i told that fucker to stop calling
9 years ago
"attached to the horn," you mean the cords coming from his dick? I don't remember those at all. Your house must be weirder than most.
9 years ago
*bubbly voice

Hack Chinsinki's office, dik speaking.
9 years ago
*Gravely voice

Hi, my name is Rolanda Fukhead. I've decided to cancel my appointment for the genital removal via pit bull. I found a cheaper place in the ghetto.
9 years ago
C'mon now, Hack. You know it's true. Denial ain't just a river..
9 years ago
that was a pretty bad one though
9 years ago
How can you type so well with those long ass fake fingernails, Rolanda? Calm down or I'll pull your weave out.
9 years ago
^Proof that Hack was a racist all along.
9 years ago
hate to say, said so
9 years ago
Hahaha, ya right, all I see is proof that Rolanda can't think of a decent comeback.

Don't make me show you the hand, girl. I can't help it if you are a twenty-something black women trapped in god-knows-what's body.
9 years ago
I can only laugh as my hair extensions bathe you in a miasma of bleach and white shame. I chuckle contentedly as my nails get "did" at the Wal-Mart salon. My greatest pleasure though, is the hearty guffaw that escapes my throat as you impersonate an advocate of my people.
9 years ago
In closing, fuck you, Hankniqua.
9 years ago
period.
9 years ago
is what some people seem to be having lately.
9 years ago
"Denial ain't just a river" A guy at work told me that tonight
9 years ago
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean.
9 years ago
You were perplexed by my textual maneuverings.
9 years ago
Rolanda, don't cry now, girl.

"impersonate an advocate of my people" Wtf, are you as dumb as Bootface, now? I'm not an advocate for any people. I just speak out against racist bullshit. It's funny to me when people try to say that's a bad thing to do.

It's even funnier that calling you Rolanda and mentioning fingernails and weaves has you getting all emotional and trying to play some kinda race card. Pussy.
9 years ago
I get it now. Denial, haha. Might be funny if you made it up yourself, but since you didn't....nope, not so much.
9 years ago
Fuck you shitbird!

*enjoys free chicken dinner*
9 years ago
Elchris is quite the little cheerleader these days. Reminds me of a yappy little dog.
9 years ago
I bet he blows football players behind the bleachers like a cheerleader too.
9 years ago
bored, drunk and on a drug frenzy. its 5am cant get an eye shut
9 years ago
you probably should take more drugs
9 years ago
Hack, you interposted a bit there. If it took you that long to get the used up Nile joke, you're dumber than a bag of retarded trouts doing their best Irish impersonation.
9 years ago
C'mon!
9 years ago
^football player
9 years ago
Shit happens when tryin to use too much of that feeble brain chistorfar , and at this point RofGayness you seem to be behind on points .
9 years ago
;/ , retarded trouts , ??? , judges gives 1/2 point .
9 years ago
are you that dumb on purpose?
9 years ago
What drugs you got there.
9 years ago
I would like you all to take a quick glance at Roland and Hank. Great,now think back to the time when you saw two sissy kids fighting each other,doing the whole flailing business.

This is what your dull,witless,uninventive "banter" reminds me of.... Please,if you need to fight in this fashion,try and make it funny,please?
9 years ago
There comes a time, Tunadick, when a feller must cast out on his own, make his own fortune in the world.. ,your vicariosity isn't fitting a butthole of your stature! Break away, break away, I say of the leg humping curse that has kept you so long in Hack's clutches. Be your own man, strike out on your own, and reach longingly for that ever envied golden chalise that has ever eluded you.
9 years ago
You butthole.
9 years ago
You have disappointed me...but also made me hungry for tuna.
9 years ago
My butthole bleeds for you Rolando ( now taste it you Republican ass-lickin bastards 00 ) .
9 years ago
Alot of rectal bleeding in your line of work?
9 years ago
and RofGuillessness ya may be standin in the UNEMPLOYMENT line soon ;) ...
9 years ago
And BUTTFACE I have to give you something to drink , just cause I am that kind to Dumb Amnimals .
9 years ago
Apparently shitbird is some new slang word for chicken. I can't keep up with all these new words.

Anyways Rolanda, your gril is fucking smashed, but at least have the courtesy to brush your snaggly teeth before you talk me. Teeth all full of the colonel's special recipe and breath stinking like garbage.

You go, girl. No, literally, I mean go. Go and take some hygene classes.
9 years ago
^fags
9 years ago
Yes, you are.
9 years ago
just coke & weed
9 years ago
Was that "bag of trouts" thing supposed to be a jab at me?
9 years ago
Why would it be? Do you go fishing on Brokeback mountain?
9 years ago
Fishing for brown trout?
9 years ago
Where did this Hank/Roland beef come from?
9 years ago
I see you both as my adoptive grandparents, don't fight...
9 years ago
Possum would be my great great grandparent!
9 years ago
I very well could be your father. I banged a really ugly British whore once that may have been your mother.
9 years ago
see? i knew it...
9 years ago
Irish, change the record will ya...
9 years ago
hey wait - oj? im not THAT old...can i just be your "funny uncle"?




that
9 years ago
"that" ? WTF?
9 years ago
*puts in dentures

Hack's just mad I got a peek under his hood. You know the kind.. tall, pointy, and white complete with those goofy off kilter eye holes he cut himself with a pair of safety scissors while sitting in a ratty lawn chair, clad only in a pair of stained boxers. With furrowed brow and shaky hand he lovingly crafted his hate-hat, as a single runnel of drool made it's way down his greasy chin.
9 years ago
Going on and on about racism when in a month and change a (kinda) black guy will become the most powerful person on earth just seems dumb to me. Especially coming from a pasty white guy from MN...

9 years ago
ROLAND=CRUELLA?

9 years ago
Rolanda, I don't give a fuck what you think. And I haven't been going on about racism lately, and if I was it's none of your fucking business, and Obama has nothing to do with any of it. You play the race card, because it's the only card you got. You think calling me a clan member is gonna do something? That's all you got and it is weaker than a bag of drowned kittens.

Btw, I'm not pasty. I get plenty of sun and it's funny how MN could be part of an insult. What a dumbass. I've been around the world, girl. If either of us is a parochial child, it would be you.
9 years ago
Here is the thread where Roland, due to the terrible cramps she had as a result of eating some undercooked catfish, lashed out at me for no reason after I made what was a rather funny joke.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/hookworm_in_your_-50854
9 years ago
The thing about these little flame wars is that I enjoy them. Even on the rare occasion when I get angry, I am still having fun.

Most people don't really enjoy it. That's why I win. I like it.
9 years ago
Rolanda has a bit of flair, but in the end there is only one possible outcome. She will get angry, frustrated, full of negative emotions, sit down on her stoop crying and give up.
9 years ago
And get a face full of semen from the understand priest.
9 years ago
I've flamed and fought with people here from time to time before as you know, and for the most part it was for my own personal entertainment. You just ain't got the chops to anger or frustrate me, although you do say something mildly amusing from time to time.

There are bits of space debris that have been around the world and are no smarter for having made the trip.

Now come out from under my stairs Hack, hiding down there you'll never get a decent tan.
9 years ago
You don't really flame people. They flame you. Your attempts to make a flame are like trying to light a cigerette with a pair of wet underwear, embarrasing and pointless.
9 years ago
it sucks to have your wife as your secretory at work
9 years ago
You have trained a goat to type and answer the phone, but she eats all your mail?
9 years ago
Fascinating...
9 years ago
And why haven't you posted this yet?
9 years ago
He's too busy admiring his fag shirt.
9 years ago
stfu couchPotato get me a beer.
9 years ago
tp is now BlackTEE's little bitch :o
9 years ago
Sorry, I don't have any fag beer...
9 years ago
I was gonna give it to you anyway Chives.
9 years ago
I do have this bottle of week-old horse jizz that I'm sure you'd enjoy...
9 years ago
How about I beat you with it and you walk away with a smile not telling a soul.
9 years ago
What? You wanna beat me off?
*unzips pants*
9 years ago
BlackTEE says:
How about I beat you with it
.
Fail
9 years ago
Oh, I must have heard you wrong then...
I'll just have your dad beat me off while you drink your horse jizz.
9 years ago
How about I use your dad as a stuffed centerpiece at your mother and I's apartment, while she jacks me off and you drink that beer I gave you and be thankful.
9 years ago
Then I'm all, Hey patata gimme some youKnowTheScoreCore, and you weep.
9 years ago
You have fun with my fat, skank mother, I'm sure that you guys can enjoy counting all your STDs.
And, fyi, I would never accept a beer from a shit-smelling, cocksore like you.
I have actual standards.
9 years ago
Pwned.
9 years ago
It must be hard to type when you're drunk on horse cum.
9 years ago
Pwned?
By a flamer like you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
9 years ago
Annihilated.
9 years ago
^annihilated from drinking to much animal semen.
9 years ago
^worst line ever
I bet your sitting with your face trippin you with your heart racing, angry at me, your "fat, skank mother" and yak for making you cry like fuck when he banned your bro :D
9 years ago
What's that? I can't hear you when your mouth is full of horse cock like that.
9 years ago
P.S. My mom called and said to make sure you bring the tweezers with you next time.
9 years ago
Your more bent than a rabi's nose aren't you.
9 years ago
Also, I'm not mad at you. Quite the contrary, actually. You're making me laugh at your inability to make me look bad.
9 years ago
That's cool I like my women taking care of their eyebrows.
9 years ago
It's hard to push someone further than rock bottom.
9 years ago
People that declare themselves the winner are obviously not really sure if they are winning or not. Just do your best and then shut the fuck up, SlappMee. The group will decide who pwned who.
9 years ago
She wants you to bathe once in a while too. She said that you smelled like pig shit and horse cock.
9 years ago
When someone calls their own mother a fat skank during an argument the other guys always winning.
9 years ago
Right now your just making me cringe, ciao Chump.
9 years ago
Nah, I was just stating a fact. Actually, I was warning you but you want that banged out coochie, so be my guest.
9 years ago
Just don't cry to me when your baby dick turns green and falls off.
9 years ago
Psh, what a fucking pussy.
9 years ago
^Exactly the words you spit out when your mother opens her stretch mark ridden legs in front of you, deeeeliigghtfullll. I'm off this time to watch a movie, leave all the little faggot backchat comments you like.
9 years ago
You mean, leave all the faggot BlackTEE comments I'd like.
9 years ago
BlackTEE likes the flavor of jizz.
9 years ago
BlackTEE rides the baloney pony and then eats a WHOPPER.
9 years ago
BlackTEE is riding my cock...
LITERALLY.
9 years ago
BlackTEE hides out in YMCA men's locker rooms and beats it when the elderly swim club undresses.
9 years ago
BlackTEE fellates stray dogs for sustenance.
9 years ago
That's good for now but come back later, this is too much fun!
9 years ago
TP, i think he's gone.
9 years ago
Yeah, he bitched out, just like I knew he would.
9 years ago
^fags
9 years ago
Yes, you are.
9 years ago
TP reminds me of scrappy doo lol. Whopper.
9 years ago
And you remind me of a lump of dogshit that gets stuck to your shoe. Fag.
9 years ago
WOW that's a lot of shit^^^^^^^^^^
9 years ago
God damn tp, did you sit here for 10 hours refreshing the page to see if niggertee would comment back? That's pretty bad.
9 years ago
But seriously, nigTEE, your comeback comments are pretty square.
9 years ago
Balls.
9 years ago
Our survey says no.
9 years ago
gay
9 years ago
...you are ( the Archangel made me say that ) .
9 years ago
"Hi. Is that Jeff? Because I just saw your Craigslist ad"
9 years ago
What were you doing in the gay section anyway?
9 years ago
You've not been keeping up with things here for the last couple of months, have you?
9 years ago
I'm wondering why he's still here, honestly.
9 years ago
when did markiemark get back? I guess it took you a lil while to dry those tears up... hmmm well i guess thats all.
OH and Fuck you markiemark. Thats all.
9 years ago
I'm not hank's secretary.
9 years ago
i suppose you'll be trying to tell us that your not gay either...
9 years ago
No, he's gay.
9 years ago
About an hour ago, one of those Mucho error pages came up and under "session dump" you can see you comment #.

I'm currently at 21,800 something. Pretty crazy.
9 years ago
Yappy fucker!
9 years ago
You can view the source code any time you want.
9 years ago
You can? How?
9 years ago
Im curious about my post count.

Hank, 21800 is crazy high! You argue with noobs too much!
9 years ago
ctrl+u or view then page source
9 years ago
2003-2008 Copyright Muchosucko.com ... not that it matters much

found that in the source code lol
9 years ago
So how do I see my post count?
9 years ago
don't know i'm going to check something and if I find out I'll tell you
9 years ago
yeah - possum's curious too...
...what about the "submissions" count?
9 years ago
as far as i can tell you may have to wait until you see a secession dump to see it like hank did
9 years ago
It also says that at the bottom of the page drum.
9 years ago
wow drumrave just hacked the page and got our secret copyright notice that is hidden.

9 years ago
sorry I don't generally look at the bottom of the page and just happened to see it in the source code
9 years ago
thats ok, thanks to jeff we have your address and name to send the fbi too for hacking.

9 years ago
WHAMMY!
9 years ago
like you couldn't get it any way, I guarantee you log all our ips, it's not hard. Hell you get a city just by a tracert unless they use a proxy
9 years ago
recover password
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