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Caption Contest!!!

I got nothing, but this picture's to good to let go unscathed

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by DreadHead20

submitted November 16th 2008

65 comments
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Caption Contest!!!
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comments (65)
(Rat)
Ah shit I'm going up this chicks vag again.
9 years ago
Girl: Aw,shit, I got this hot smoking body, and the dudes here are checking each other out...
9 years ago
i videotaped troutpotato blowing a dog while these two fucks took turns shitting on his chest
9 years ago
Awwwww.. Look everyone! RandallFaggotass is a bitter bitch!
9 years ago
P.S. I only blow wolverines and your hermaphrodite mother.
9 years ago
my mom mentioned that it was hard for her to cum because you smelled like a wolverine
9 years ago
you are coming over tomorrow right trout?
9 years ago
It's going to be tough he's got a booking with my "wolverine"
9 years ago
Just like those guys, I'd rather fuck the rat too.
9 years ago
Guy 1: Hey, dude! We are gonna get laid tonight!!
Guy 2: Yeah! it's gonna be fucking awesome!
Guy 1: let's throw this drunk chick out and take turns putting the rat up each other's asses!!
Guy 2: You read my mind!
9 years ago
This week, Buffy learns about fratboys.
9 years ago
Matt and Jeffy try to figure out exactly how much beer this chick will demand to deflower their pet gerbil next.
9 years ago
"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH"
9 years ago
duval?
9 years ago
Guy1: Okay, the rufie is kickin in. Only a matter of time till we-
Guy2: Fuck her with this rat?
Guy1: Um..no.
Guy2: Take turns sodomizing the rat and THEN fucking her with it?
Guy1: ...dude? We put her in the back room and go to town on her...WITHOUT the rat.
Guy2: But the rat still gets to watch, right?
9 years ago
Best one so far.
9 years ago
That's not saying much.
9 years ago
agreed
9 years ago
That would make a good comic.
9 years ago
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
9 years ago
there is no spoon
9 years ago
^Douche
9 years ago
Dude, that chick just sat on your longneck!

Yeah, I know! Don't say anything, maybe she doesn't know she's got my beer up her ass.
9 years ago
rooffie rat will work for beer.
9 years ago
Guys: We are gay.
Girl: Not as gay as caption contests.
9 years ago
Marker, Ratatouille - College Keg Cookout. Take 1. Action.
9 years ago
Girls are the ultimate party destroyers, the best parties are without girls. When there´s is girls on a party all people do is sit in the sofa or around a table, nothing fun happens. When there´s only guys people get together to discuss,drink,sauna ,games and having a very good time. After some hours you can go out to meet girls, then you got both fun and girls.
9 years ago
Wee need to send Plantshit to Daytona Beach during spring break.
9 years ago
So you think sitting in a sauna with a bunch of guys is fun, Planty?
9 years ago
Plantshit for Muchosucko Spring Break Correspondent?

He has my vote.
9 years ago
Plantshit: Gayer than Drumrave.
9 years ago
Don't know what to do with ya anymore Plant , I may send to Siberia ( just 4 alaff )
9 years ago
friends are fun, girls can wait later. Compare is workerant , daytona beach is daytano beach and living in a low population area is living in a low population area. dumbshit!
9 years ago
I see what Planty is saying. He isn't ruling out women all together, just saying bring them in later. When you're just with your friends you can have a laugh. When women are there you just try to pull.
9 years ago
I don't know if I want you to die in a fire for being such a retard or to live a long life so I can continue to laugh at your shit headed comments.
9 years ago
Oranjeboom: correct
9 years ago
I agree.
9 years ago
Bitches ain't shit.
9 years ago
Anyone who doesnt agree with plantshit obviously doesn't have any friends nor have they been to any parties.
9 years ago
I´m actually going with planty on this, as long as the chicks come in later, - might give the sauna a miss though, that´s more irish´s style
9 years ago
If you go to Daytona Beach, stay away from the Daytona Beach Club Hotel. It's an absolute fucking shit-pit!
9 years ago
Jim - Yay for mixed saunas!
9 years ago
Caption: Picture of drunk girl with 2 gay guys holding a rat in the background...
9 years ago
*golf clap*
9 years ago
guy 1: lets put this rat up her ass..
guy 2: lets put it up mine;)
guy 1: OMM NOM NOM NOM
9 years ago
guy 1: Yo lets fuck with my retarded cousin
guy 2: you distract her with a card trick and I'll shove this rat in her ass.
girl: duuuuuuuhhh...
9 years ago
fucking hilarious!
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
girl:They said irish would be a good car bomb. I bed to differ...
boy: (Boo-ya... my gal is so drunk, she dont know!)
Guy three: Fuck, what a fag.
9 years ago
Complete the word on the wall behind her head and work it into your caption ... go!
9 years ago
uh - I left my dildo in the garaGE.
9 years ago
Guy on Right: Yes Jim, I am fairly concerned about the current financial situation of our economy. That's why i've invested in these.
Guy on Left: Rats?
Guy on Right: Unlike the government, you can eat these after they climb up your ass.
Rat on Left: I'm soooo wasted!
9 years ago
i'm not laughing
9 years ago
it´s man´s laughter
9 years ago
Girl: Wanko just fucked me so that I couldn't see straight.

Guy: No you dumb bitch, he smacked you upside the head with this rat.

Other guy: Damn that Wanko sure is the coolest dude ever.
9 years ago
Rat: That bitch raped me.
9 years ago
lmfao
9 years ago
I look into your eyes and you remind me of that cold, hard sweat, passing a kidney stone before graduation. Come with me on this one, describe yourself in words that expell soft sentences behind lower bat-breath,, eyes tucked.
9 years ago
Ummmm..... What the fuck does that shit mean, exactly?
9 years ago
FreedomFres has been here since May, 2004...this is his(?) 6th comment ever...i'm betting that he's got a bad case of Cerebral Palsy, and it just takes him a while to mind-fuck his computer into tranlating semi-random eye-movements into text...

..of course, he might just be a dookie...
9 years ago
"I pooped a rat"
9 years ago
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S THAT FUCKING SNIVVEL BACK TO HAUNT US AND HE'S GOT HIS RAT WITH HIM TOO
9 years ago
who?
9 years ago
Snivvle - what a wanker he was.

if you're reading this snivvle, FUCK YOU!
9 years ago
Guy1: I found my rat that has the T-Virus from Resident Evil.
Guy2: Well why is it next to my face?
Girl: Must eat brainzzzz!!!!
9 years ago
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