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Don't play with yakuza

Japanese are used to being a gentle, nice and polite people. All of them?? Oh, my God!

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by IgnatiusReilly

submitted November 15th 2008

64 comments
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they are so cute when they cry
9 years ago
so are you
9 years ago
wow
that was brutal
9 years ago
i wonder what they did,
but if you are suppose to die, die on your feet,
fight back when they have no mercy on you
9 years ago
first off we dont know how long they were getting their asses kicked before this was filmed. secondly huge rocks hurt. my dick isnt big enough to not be hurt by them.
9 years ago
i would still stand on my feet,
as long as i pass out,
9 years ago
i was walking with my gf back home and this fucking Basiji guy comes to me and starts advising me about how i should be in the mosque instead of doing this and blah blah blah, he was actually nice, but since i hate them and i didnt see any one around, and also wanted to impress my gf, i told him to fuck off!
the guy looked at me and said:"im telling you nicely........."
didnt let him finish, i repeated: fuck off
so we got into a fight, i beat the crap out of him, my gf is pulling me to leave, then suddenly a bunch of other basiji's come and see us (if i listened to my gf and left 2 minutes earlier we were gone!)
i got into a fight with like 5 or 6 guys, my shirt was ripped into pieces, blood was dropping from my fingers but i was still fighting,
i come home, we took a cab and came home, then i go to take a shower, but i had an EXTREME pain when i was gonna take my jeens off,
my finger was broken and i didnt even feel the pain when i was fighting,
9 years ago
yea this one time ill beat up like 15 dudes cause my cock is huge and women love me. and i have a sixpack on the internet.
9 years ago
r u making fun of me?
that was a true story
i swear to god.....fuck that.....i swear to my left ball it was a true story
9 years ago
I do that every day as a warm up then shower and have breakfast.
9 years ago
Except Sundays... then I fight 30 dudes. Then I go to church.
9 years ago
^ Facts.
9 years ago
What the fuck is a Basiji!
9 years ago
??????
9 years ago
paramilitary monkey kids.
9 years ago
i fight the entire universe everyday, Just to go for a walk.
9 years ago
and i am a religious icon.
9 years ago
... if you have enemies like this, you should carry a gun - kill as many as you can and save one bullet for yourself.
9 years ago
yeah..and you lose. to nearly everybody. except to iranian. he gets a beating.
9 years ago
iranian: more time in the mosque, less time making up bullshit "bleeding fingers" fighting stories.
9 years ago
lol
you assholes!
how can i prove it is a true story?
IT IS damn it
9 years ago
We believe you. Its just not that big a deal. Everyone gets into fights with like 10 dudes everyday. It's just an average thing to do. That's all. Fight 10 chicks at once, that would be a story.
9 years ago
Never thought Id say it to a camel fucker such as yourself, but.. respect. I completely agree with the standing up part, but indeed, those guys probably had a good share already before the clip starts. Then again its unlikely that these japs even resisted.
9 years ago
i dont fuck camels u bitch!
i mean...................not any more, i went to tornto zoo once and sneaked into camel cage, but i was caught
9 years ago
I do believe you about the fight , also are you related to Triumph ?
9 years ago
I fought ten chicks at once. then i fucked them all. they loved the muchism of the fact i could make them surrender. true story.
9 years ago
muchoism*
9 years ago
hey hank
translate this for us
9 years ago
This is an old ass repost and I can't translate it, because these fuckers are Chinese, not Japanese.

I remember on the original posting I wrote a nice haiku.
9 years ago
I lay on the street
Fucker finds my kidney good
Is that cat I smell?
9 years ago
Chinese robbers getting their just deserves so I am told by my little friend beside me.
9 years ago
asian people are pussys
9 years ago
Asian people are pussies. I really don't think any American man would really lay there and cry like that, but even more, I don't think any American man would beat on someone like that once they are already down. They lay there and cry like that because they're pussies, but beating up on someone who is already down makes them even bigger pussies.
9 years ago
Fuck yo couch nigga! Fuck yo couch!
9 years ago
oh yea?
i dont think so........i saw all those ppl just looking, it was pretty much 1 on 2 and then 2 on 2
is this how you guys always fight?
9 years ago
Your reply was superfluous, Iranian.
9 years ago
Repost. And these folks aren't Japanese.
9 years ago
That's what I just said 4 hours after you.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Wow, they sure took it like a pair of little bitches...
I mean, fair enough if you're taking a beating from a "yakuza" and you want to curl up in a ball and just take it.. but don't wail like a little pussy at the same time in front of that huge crowd... have some self respect
9 years ago
after the first kidney shot there isn't a whole lot one could do but lay on the ground. That's painful as fuck.
9 years ago
"Shoalin Shadowboxing...and the Wu Tang Sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu Tang could be dangerous."
9 years ago
im with you on this one mako. rip odb. RZA is the greatest rapper alive.
9 years ago
Ya, they are chinese I think.
9 years ago
Reason #12981298231983 I have no intention on ever visiting the slanty-eyed-midget-people countries.
9 years ago
^scotland?
9 years ago
Two years ago here, three yakuza douches beat up this fisherman guy. He then called two of his fisherman buddies on his cell. They came to sort those fuckers out. One of them stabbed all three of those fuckers to death. True story. One of them, a real fucking dick, I'd met 4 or 5 times in the bar district there. He was missing three finger digits, two from the pinky and one from the ring finger. He was a real piece of shit. When my buddy told me about it, we went out and had a few beers to celebrate his death.
9 years ago
Shut up. Nobody cares about your gay story.
9 years ago
I'm curious, Hank: did the fisherman get taken down for it? Or did the crime remain "unsolved?"
9 years ago
Was is FL_Fisherman?
9 years ago
Hank did you here the news when some Iranian workers had a fight with some yakuza, one yakuza says "i will cut you in pieces" or some bs like that, the iranian guy gets pissed and stabs him self and says, dont scare me from stabbing,
then the yakuza's run away
9 years ago
should have stabbed the yakuza
Iranian people are stupid
9 years ago
Not bad story. I suppose the digits were gone because he was being an ass around his own kind, too. Cant help but to wonder the same thing as Balls_Malone though.
9 years ago
From what I've heard you really don't want to be in a Japanese prison. They're supposed to be extremely brutal.....in a WW2 POW kind of way.
9 years ago
i went to this japanese restuerant yesterday, the guy was so serious cutting the fish i wanted to escape,
then some girl did some thing wrong and he said some thing in japanese and gave her a dirty look i almost pissed my pants!
and yea, raw fish SUCKS
didnt even finish my food
9 years ago
I eat a lot of sushi and am pretty good friends with the owners of the restraunt nearby. They always give me free hot saki and then want me to go out with them later, but they give me so much free booze I'm too drunk to go by the time they close.
9 years ago
The fishermen got busted.
9 years ago
That's unfortunate. Did he get the death penalty?
9 years ago
Why were there no rapings to go along with those beatings?
9 years ago
brutal
9 years ago
just another good reason to carry a gun
9 years ago
just a shot in the dark here but...you're american right?
9 years ago
pun intended; Dik?
9 years ago
haha actually no. but if the discarded shell fits the round...
9 years ago
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