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Mucho Kombat Matchups

The rest of the match ups combined for your viewing pleasure. In random order, of course.

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by NixonsGhost

submitted November 12th 2008

211 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Mucho Kombat Matchups
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comments (211)
>.<
Someone's got to much time on their hands.
9 years ago
Yeah so do something with your free time and blow me.
9 years ago
Sure thing.
$5 please.
9 years ago
Holy shit! I'm all over that action!
9 years ago
Sorry Trout but it's a special offer to douche bags only.
9 years ago
*Seriously contemplates whether or not $5 is worth it*
9 years ago
So, that means I get it for free?
:)
9 years ago
Of course it's not worth it.

Only the best things in life are freeeeeeee
9 years ago
You're a clever little whore aren't you? I'll pass. I don't like the ones who can figure out how to escape.
9 years ago
I'll take two please.
9 years ago
^.^
9 years ago
Tits. Now!
9 years ago
I do believe a unconscious vote was taken and due to the overwhelming amount of NO votes, I've decided posting a photo of my bare breast would only aggravate the masses.

9 years ago
I didn't say you had to post it here.

GimmieAFreshie@showmeyourfuckingtitsnow.com
9 years ago
Awwwww....
Lack of boobs makes me a sad, sad Muchoer...
9 years ago
So go look at Typicals.
9 years ago
She doesn't have any.
9 years ago
Been there, fapped to that...
9 years ago
That's the thing. We've seen Typicals. Now we want to see yours.

How much more clearer do we need to be?
9 years ago
Write it on your cocks and make a great big photoshopped photo of them all.

And if that's to much to ask then to bad.
9 years ago
So I post my dick and then you post your tits? *GETS TO SNAPPIN*
9 years ago
Yeeeeeeeeah..... Probably not.....
9 years ago
Don't forget the Mucho sign....
9 years ago
Best impression of a man on muchosucko that I've ever seeen.
9 years ago
I don't know what you guys are getting so worked up about. She's a man.
9 years ago
Oh yeah, that's right.

Dear Muchoiniess,
I am now a man and do not have tits in which I could take photos of and post.

This goes into effect as of 10:00pm November 24th, 2008.

Thank you.
9 years ago
What about the photos you promised me?
9 years ago
Uh oH! The posse is going to know that lucidity's lack of making with the tits is all my fault! Whatever shall I do?

I might become... *GASP* ...unpopular.
9 years ago
Nixon, darling...
Give me a way to send them to you...
Ever think of that?

9 years ago
Thankfully I'm not in a position where the thoughts/feelings/existence of people who could be angered by the lack of pictures of your tits is something that might bother me.
9 years ago
Send pics to my myspace.
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up Ballsack. This is about the girl and getting her to post her tits. Not your popularity or lack of.
9 years ago
lucidity, you have to post them here. It's in the rules or something.
9 years ago
Malone...Shush.
Your digging yourself into a hole.
Be quiet before someone bitch slaps you.
9 years ago
It only takes one pair of tits that someone who may be a guy or girl may or may not have to make everyone here lose their minds.
9 years ago
Exactly, Freshie, this has nothing to do with my lack of popularity. Lucidity's just playing you guys at me because I called her out for being a cocktease. I'm sure she tries to get guys into fights in bars too.

But I know a lot of guys like getting cockteased, so I'll leave you all to it.

Good luck with her!
9 years ago
Ok, I'll post photos but don't count on Deja to do the final posting.
9 years ago
Tricky Dick is right. It's in the Mucho-Commandments.

Thou shalt bare thy breasts for all to see. Sad this is Yak or Deja never specified if "thy" is male or female, so we have people like Drumrave posting tit pics as well. Sad times.
9 years ago
I don't think I'm that hot...um yeah...
Also I'm not old enough to go into bars so I really wouldn't know.
9 years ago
Yeah supposedly she's 18. I bet she get's guys in bar fights ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time Ballsack.....dumb motherfucker.
9 years ago
*rolls her eyes*
9 years ago
That's the legal age where I'm from, Sparky! And how the fuck do I know where she's from and how old she is? I'm not the one sniffing after this cooze, after all.

Better get after her, I think she's ready to crack!
9 years ago
Don't encourage that addle-brained whore, dumbass. You need to see some tits? I heard there were a few pics floating around the intrawebs.
9 years ago
Yay for Hank.
9 years ago
*rings boxing bell*
9 years ago
I was talking to Freshie, stupid.
9 years ago
Duh...








MAN PANTS
9 years ago
This is too classic for words. Its like a Mike Tyson cage match with Parkinson's patients.
9 years ago
Michael J. Fox as Special Guest Referee?
9 years ago
So, back to the original topic. I am a douche bag and I have 5 bucks. I'm down for a ginger blowjob.
9 years ago
Whoops. No bitchslap for Malone. It looks like cockteasing doesn't work well enough to get someone who can work their brain to fight your battles for you.
9 years ago
^.^
9 years ago
It's been like 2 hours. I'm still waiting for the breastesis sweetheart.
9 years ago
You wait your turn, I'm on the phone with my boyfriend.
9 years ago
Holy shit I just found out I know someone on Mucho by proxy. (*_*)
9 years ago
Wow, I really didn't need to read any of that. I could have been.....playing Deus Ex, I'm gonna go do that.
9 years ago
you want a freaking cookie or something
9 years ago
I like cookies.
9 years ago
Me too.

GIMMIE
9 years ago
Yeah, that ShannyBanany chick is "sisters" with a girl who's the actual sister of a kid I grew up next door to.

Don't worry I still wanna see yer bewbs.
9 years ago
Um wow alright then.
9 years ago
My place or yours?
9 years ago
Still totally on the phone...
Who's got MSN?
I wanna talk...ish...
9 years ago
MSN? Who the fack uses MSN? YIM > MSN.
9 years ago
I do. My address is: Gofuckyourselfyoustupidskank@MSN.com
9 years ago
Hit me up, just to chat.
9 years ago
Ouch.
9 years ago
Ugh Mucho needs a delete button...
9 years ago
hey I tried to and all I got was this lousy message about "this username does not exist"
9 years ago
I really wanted to chat with you 1rish, you're a neat person
9 years ago
I know. It isn't thast hard to get in touch with me. Just go through Hank.
9 years ago
I am the gatekeeper.
9 years ago
None shall pass.
9 years ago
*SIGH* Okay, fine..."I have no quarrel with you, brave sir knight."
9 years ago
hello hank, I Vince Clortho Keymaster Of Gozer. I've been looking for you
9 years ago
Oh, come right in then. Have a seat on the couch. Irish will be right out as soon as he's done freshening up a bit.
9 years ago
Iirsh can never be fresh. In any way.
9 years ago
"I am now a man and do not have tits in which I could take photos of and post." TRANSLATION

Keep giving me attention, I have boobs, I'm a whore and I may post a pic to get more attention.

9 years ago
Where did Smerf say that?
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
At least he got the "may post" right.

*salute*
9 years ago
shut up teenage slut
9 years ago
you skank..do your parents know you're hanging around here? i bet they don't
9 years ago
Ha, do your children?


Come on dik, get used to me...I'm not going anywhere...

I promise I get less slutty and annoying as time goes by, in fact I bet within a month you'll forget I even exist...not that I do now anyways...
9 years ago
"I'm not going anywhere"
famous last words
9 years ago
If you'd just shut up now, we could forget you sooner ;)
9 years ago
Ya, rish, I seem to remember that tenacious monster, vicsin using those exact words quite a few times
9 years ago
Who was that other annoying bitch that said she wasn't going anywhere?

Where did she go anyways?
9 years ago
who the fuck you talking to dik? it's like they don't even exist or something
9 years ago
I think I said it once.
9 years ago
Gimme some Brain.
9 years ago
Nothing you say matters, Whopper.
9 years ago
On your knees wankChink its paddling time, you segaMegaWHOPPER.
9 years ago
Go blow your whopper you stupid Scottish skirt wearing bitch.
9 years ago
MMMbop tick a ta gimme some friendCore mind brain NEVERhadPUSSYnearHIShands, hows that throwing arm holding up anyway sad sacks?
9 years ago
If I could understand that sentence I would shoot myself in the head.
9 years ago
I love this place.
9 years ago
Hahahaha @ Pussyhands.

"I'm not going anywhere." - Oakland Raiders batshit owner Al Davis. They play that shit on promo loops all day on KNBR 680. Fucking hilarious.
9 years ago
For some reason, I picture BlackTEE as having a french accent.
9 years ago
Haha! Hank's a little girl!
9 years ago
I used that avatar for like 3 weeks, but Noobson's Ghost couldn't switch it with my regular one. Oh well.
9 years ago
You complain when I leave you out, you complain when I put you in. I can't win.
9 years ago
I'd love to be included in one of these sometime...
9 years ago
Just use my proper avatar. I mentioned this last time, as well. Is it too much to ask?
9 years ago
Kinda.
9 years ago
troutpotato, you won't be included because although your name is familiar you still make no waves.
9 years ago
Plus it's probably difficult to find pics of a troutpotato.
9 years ago
I can't help that I'm not as big of an asshole as the rest of you.
9 years ago
There are several members in there who make no waves.
9 years ago
The only time I make waves if when I slap my mom's thigh.
9 years ago
1rish1 makes waves at the roman baths. Drum does too, only for a different reason.
9 years ago
Drum farts in the pool and then cries and runs off if anyone threatens to tell his mom.
9 years ago
Boom is jealous because while I am known as the guy with charm and wit, he is known as the faggy English guy only one step above fries.
9 years ago
Whammy
9 years ago
Self-whammying isn't cool.
9 years ago
If by "charm and wit" you mean 'gay' then yeah, that is exactly what you're known as.
9 years ago
smerf does not look like that.... it is not gay enough
9 years ago
Smerf's gayness cannot be captured in an image.
9 years ago
Smerf looks pretty badass in this one.
9 years ago
You are gay too.
9 years ago
:(
9 years ago
Nixon No matchups for you?
9 years ago
ahhhhh..... i see....
9 years ago
I'm going to pwn cheeky
9 years ago
haha I'm up against that goofy 70's shark that talks like Curly from the 3 Stooges!
9 years ago
Jabberjaw
9 years ago
BRING IT ON, BITCH! NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK!
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I m clearly the most awesomest
9 years ago
He should've used Sho-Nuff.
9 years ago
Hah or obama.
9 years ago
You're gonna lose, you're out of your element.
9 years ago
-Morph- is goin' down.

Like his sister.
9 years ago
Nixon, you fuck. TJ Hooker? Could you get any gayer with that?
9 years ago
TJ Hooker was his own name... and he only took orders from men.
9 years ago
I thought it was time to explore the 'other side of the captain'. At least it's not a pink uniform.
9 years ago
TJ Hooker was good.
9 years ago
Heather Locklear made for one hot lady cop.
9 years ago
Ok, I agree with Mako, but the TJ Hooker is an offense to the Federation.
9 years ago
Aww. I know my avatar is new, but I can't believe I didn't make the list :(
9 years ago
who are you?
9 years ago
?
9 years ago
Someone who has been a member of Mucho for over a year and not submitted anything.
9 years ago
Didn't make the cut, what a fucking shocker!
9 years ago
Looks like OhSnap already lost...
9 years ago
No, that's the way it's supposed to be. It's symbolic, because no one want's to hear what she has to say and the only thing she's good for is her body.
9 years ago
Works for me...
9 years ago
haha..your all dead, ive killed you all
9 years ago
no only you have died, we are all still living
9 years ago
where am i you asshole?
9 years ago
Fucking a goat somewhere, most likely.
9 years ago
Getting sodomized by your dad.
9 years ago
your in canada like a little bitch posing as a middle eastern asswipe
9 years ago
Bang!
Zap!
and
BOOM, HEADSHOT!
9 years ago
Flawless Victory
9 years ago
Headshotality.
9 years ago
Fatality
9 years ago
Reply fail...no excuse.
9 years ago
Why am I not on this?
9 years ago
We don't do faggy building jumping and running up walls in mucho kombat
9 years ago
Ryoga = Guy who parkours and fights in a fight club on his spare time.

Drumrave = Fat bastard who talked shit and instead got his personal info posted on Mucho and bitched up on the spot.

I'd say Ryoga could've been in Mucho Kombat.
9 years ago
Haha, but no Ryogay cannot be in Mucho Kombat.
9 years ago
We filled our black man quota to keep the PC brigade happy, he's not required.
9 years ago
The gay quota was filled as well with Archman.
9 years ago
Apathy filled the fucking a fat bitch quota.
9 years ago
i want to see a drumrave parkore video
9 years ago
That's a funny idea BDH, I think I may work on making that
9 years ago
I filled it really good.
9 years ago
Thats just nasty.
9 years ago
*Pukes
9 years ago
*Scoops up the puke and mails it to Dik.
9 years ago
+1 Team Puke

Suck on it Archman.
9 years ago
Am I Michael Fl;atly or what?
9 years ago
More like Michael Flatulance.
9 years ago
definitely very gay
9 years ago
You guys only consider me gay because I awaken latent desires in you.
9 years ago
That and I have a sweet ass.
9 years ago
Very apt, in my opinion.
9 years ago
^gay
9 years ago
Whatever, Flatly!
9 years ago
Who is the tent?
9 years ago
i think he's referring to my recent camping experience...pretty funny to me
9 years ago
I pitch a tent just about everyday.
9 years ago
ok so dik is the hairty bastard. and jaimee is the tent
9 years ago
well, I was IN the tent hiding from the drunk, redneck asshole at the campfire
9 years ago
That's funny, dik; the rival should be a pic of that huge dummy instead of a tent
9 years ago
I pitched a tent this morning. A big one. Could sleep at least 6 people.
9 years ago
Bravo.
9 years ago
well it's 1,2,3,4 what are we fighting for, as for me i don't give a damn my next stop is
vietnam
9 years ago
lol nice..
9 years ago
*Golf clap* Very nice work, Nix.
9 years ago
Now I would like to quote Dolph Lundgren from the greatest, and most real-life movie ever made; Rocky IV:
"You will loose".
9 years ago
I must break you...
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Orangeboom, that's classic
9 years ago
I was laughed.
9 years ago
*dissapointed sigh* Im not in the match ups. :(
9 years ago
Very nice choice of characters there Nixon, made me chuckle a with most em 'em. P.S.

Hank is about to meet his doom!*

*That is Hank, right?
9 years ago
I will crush you.
9 years ago
alright... challenge for any wanting to take it on... i think mucho doesn't have any cousin it porn. i'm sure there must be a video out there somewhere. go find it!
9 years ago
Sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean.
9 years ago
dik could submit a home movie. Would that count?
9 years ago
Sorry, Dej, all I've got is a clip of Thing diddling Wednesday =(
9 years ago
*begins flipping thru dad's old LP collection again*
9 years ago
I'll be in the next one: Mucho Kombat II Anal-hilation
9 years ago
i cant beleive i missed the cut AGAIN
9 years ago
I can't believe you thought you would be included
9 years ago
i know why i was excluded....
9 years ago
i'd kill all your asses!!
9 years ago
thats why you'll find me on "mortal kombat: tour the universe." idiots...
9 years ago
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