My girlfriend

I was thinking the same.

hey i posted a pic of my boyfriend. ...assholes

That is the real Mucha Sucka LOL

OMG!!! I love ICP.

Then you are a worthless bitch.
Have a nice day.

FUCK PENGUINS... this is a level imo

if i ever met rabid penguin in life i would vomit in his face

i knew it was a joke as soon as i saw the mugshot... but then whn i clicked i saw that it was that desperate loser urkelbot that submited.... im calling real

Urkelbot obviously hasn't has his eyes tested in a loooooong time.

man urkel, she's fucking hot!! do we get nude photos too??!!

So I love ICP and everyone hates me? I love this place :D

absolutely not.

Romantic music plays. Asaclark and smerf's eyes meet. They kiss.

Wow, calling you two a homosexual fantasy is like calling Rosanne and Rosie O' Donelle a heterosexual fantasy.

Dude, that has nothing to do with fantasies, and everything to do with you guys acting blatantly gay.

smerf is a closet homo, hes always accusing other people of fantasizing about him then IMing them if they are interested.

Still sporting the celebrity homosexual chocolate fantasy avatar? Was Bush, too feminine for you?

You know that you want some of that.

You ever heard of a tarbaby? I'm fairly certain that if you punched her the lard would suck you in. Best just to steer clear of this one.

lol

Who let that goose in here?

Looks like 'for days after' as well~

You can't photoshop fat n' ugly.

I would like to see her tits though.

I am drooling thinking about you thinking about her.

The only thing amazing about this bitch's tits is that they lactate gravy.

I'd butter her muffin, then.

^Gay

fries, can't help but fantasize about me.

No, she ate him.

homey dont play that...

"..that game" priceless

You never fucked anything.

havent you ever wondered about your dog's limp?

a bit too honest??

Did this "friend" only appear when you were in front of a mirror?

*takes it like a bitch*

*isn't sober enough to think of a good come back*

Only when it's really good weed...

speaking of weed...i need more....

See the great part about being a fun and pretty girl like myself, I don't pay for my weed.

^.^
My friend gave me some Pink Butterfly and apart from the rather strong taste it leaves in my mouth...It is by far some of the best weed ever...

Sooo...feel like company?

^.^

Hahaa, I was wondering if it was loud enough for you...


Check your damn Myspace Grandpa.

You are a fucking vapid whore.

Go choke to death on some gang bang cum guzzling.

Love you too Hank.

You misspelled loathe.

Aw, you must have some major daddy issues...
I'm sorry.
Would a hug make it better?

Yeah, I bet your right.
Perhaps if I was to let him touch my tragus piercing?


Fuck...I'm gonna pass out...

MoobMan he is tho~

Why would hating an irritating bitch indicate "daddy issues", whatever that might entale?

Why wouldn't it?

Really though...I'm just gonna go die now...night

Nice reasoning there, moron.

Why wouldn't it? Yes, indeed. Maybe because there isn't any connection between disliking your inane whoreishness and my father.

bragging online about doing drugs, saying you have to pass out, batantly saying you're "pretty"? you sound like an insecure teenager to me

I know, right? How lame. What a kid.

Anyways, last night I was over at my girlfriend's house saying the same thing. She always hooks me up with free booze and weed just to keep me happy, because I'm so handsome and fun to have around.

Oh shit, I am wasted. I think I'm gonna pass out from all this free weed.

And then it's time to pay the piper hank

anyway, i thought she was an insecure teenager.

Oh man, I'm so hung over from when it went clubbin' last night and drank like a dozen (gay drink name here) and then we got kicked out of that club so we went to this other club and drank even more.

I get into all the best clubs because of my hot body.

Does everyone here like me yet or should I continue the story?

I snorted coke off the toilet seat and let some guy fuck me in the ass! It was awesome!

Apart from Hank's relentless fury, it cracks me up how when girls post stuff, people try to 'e-hit' on them... Wtf

By all means, continue the story, Wanko

Some people get 'e-pussy'. Lol....Some people just stay at 'e-home' and 'e-masturbate'. What do you do, have 'e-butt sex' with your 'e-homo friends'?

Rotflmfaotguagttstbsfbigtmfatfw.
(Roll on the floor laughing my fucking ass off then get up and go to the store to buy some food because I got the muchies from all this free weed.)

Hank's "relentless fury" is funny to me and often times, spot on

I've gotten e-pussy before.

Hey, jamiee, do you have a web cam?

Who hasn't gotten e-pussy?

yes, I have a web cam, dik's looking at me right now

Well, actually he's watching tv, but I'm looking at him

Morph is all about the e-furry.

I didn't know you had a cam. We can turn our cams on and get naked. Don't tell dik though he might get jealous.

My connection just dried up.

(*_*;)

typical truck-driver weekend

wouldnt

haha freudian slip, you really would pork her.LMAO

i know.

Did you just make that one up? Because, I have never, ever heard that joke before and, WOW!, it was hilarious.

Your sarcasim is showing hanky.

Little bit of hanky-panky

I ride a scooter ya bastard.

But then i've also fucked my share of fat chicks.

Suck the what? Chrome, you say? Off a trailer hitch? Did I hear you correctly?

That, sir, is an absurd thing to propose! It absolutely impossible.

Fat chicks give the best head. FACT.

But if she was fat... Holy shit man!

Hahahahahahahahaha. *tears in eyes* Woooo hoooo, that is a good one!!!!

That is a good one. Did you make that up?

Haha

ok heres the shit guys been visiting here for about a year now just enjoyed the comments you fuck bags make, thought it was time i made some myself.

The difference is that ours are funny, witty or intelligent. Yours aren't.

Mine are only half-witty.

I smell fresh fish.

i wonder what smerf can smell, those gigantic moobs increase his sense of smell.

Way to steal a lame joke from Hank and make it even lamer.

oh im sorry, because i smell fresh fish was so fucking awesome.

Good news, zMonsterz: someone just dropped the soap. I'll get to you later.

So, Bootface. You gonna pick up the soap, or what?

Good job, Smooby, you actually can make a joke, as long as someone sets a real easy one up for you.

Here's your gold star. Don't eat it.

He didn't steal any lame joke from me. My jokes are 100% lame-free.

Dude, the moobs thing is so old dik could kill a man with it.

It's the fear that you actually smell. It's a pheromonal thing.

Whether the moobs thing is old or new is irrelevant to my purposes.