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How to increase church attendance

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by monkfish

submitted November 10th 2008

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How to increase church attendance
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So, where is this church? I feel a religious kick coming on...
10 years ago
the bible is full of perverted stories. Lot gets drunk and has an orgy with his two virgin daughters (just after Jehova killed his wife). Abraham fucks a slave of his wife and then his wife who is his halfsister. It doesnt matter if you are christan, jew or muslim. they all belive in those same stories.
10 years ago
and there's your religious lesson for the day.
10 years ago
Holy boners, Batman! NICE!!!
10 years ago
There should be a nail in her vagina as well.
10 years ago
I would nail her on that cross any day.
10 years ago
Sloppy seconds. Somebody already did.
10 years ago
Those are some nasty ass tits, i cant even look at it, they make me go cross eyed.
fake tits should be outlawed.
10 years ago
i dont like fake tits either but ill allow it because of the thought behind this picture
10 years ago
i love em. I think all tits should be fake
10 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "let jesus fuck you."
10 years ago
This inspires me to commit more sins.
10 years ago
Highly inaccurate! The way she's nailed on is anatomically impossible and unlikely. The cross is all wrong, too!
10 years ago
Yeah, it wouldn't be able to support her weight. I believe it's supposed to go through her wrists.
10 years ago
But they did include the Shroud of Porno.
10 years ago
Through the wrists, the ankles would be nailed to the sides of the upright and the actual shape would have been like that of a capital T, with a removable top-piece.
10 years ago
A fellow lover of useless information, I see.
10 years ago
I leave the History channel on while studying
10 years ago
This pic isn't real? Its a good job you read & do school 'n shit, smerf.

I never would have guessed.
10 years ago
Hey, I'm just saying it's an inaccurate representation of how a crucifixion was performed.
10 years ago
Now there's a christ I would get down onto my knees to please.
10 years ago
Preach it, Brother Malone!
10 years ago
Can I hear an Amen?
10 years ago
Holy Ghost are ya wit meeeeee?
10 years ago
And lo! I came into a holy garden. And therein layeth muff.

And I saw that it was good.

Amen.
10 years ago
I came into her holy garden
10 years ago
O sweet lord I see the light , sweet rhapsody, I am commin dear lord ,I FEEL IT , phrais be thy divinity
10 years ago
And on the 8th day, God said "Let there be some hot, lesbian action."

And lo, it was good.
10 years ago
And I thought we already figured all this out...with that little redhead from the video Yak posted a few months ago...the one that loved her new webcam...
10 years ago
What video?
10 years ago
Really? How can you not remember!!?!?!!? It was your fucking idea.


http://www.muchosucko.com/show/redheaded_camwhore-43335/search
10 years ago
Yeah, smerf! You don't remember when we created the church of the redheaded camwhore?!
10 years ago
Now this is something to be ashamed of...

I wasn't even a member of Mucho and I can recall this grand moment.
10 years ago
Ah, hooray for heresy!
10 years ago
Religion is for idiots.
10 years ago
...and the weak and feeble minded.
10 years ago
but tits are for everyone.
10 years ago
god likes
10 years ago
Good. For a while I thought I was bound for hell
10 years ago
tell me all your thoughts on god cause I really want to see her ...
10 years ago
god likes to come to muchosucko too.
10 years ago
I finally found my back tatoo.
10 years ago
I'd do her... as long as she's nailed to the cross for real... i'd hit it without too! but where is the fun in that?
10 years ago
Random fact of the day: The bible is the most purloined book.

Why, I don't know...
10 years ago
I read once in an in-flight magazine that On The Road was the most stolen book.
10 years ago
*in America.
10 years ago
I heard it was The Guinness Book of World Records that was the most stolen book in America.
10 years ago
Stolen from stores, maybe. I don't think anyone cares if you steal the Gideons bible froma hotel room.
6 years ago
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