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How to increase church attendance

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by monkfish

submitted November 10th 2008

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How to increase church attendance
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So, where is this church? I feel a religious kick coming on...
9 years ago
the bible is full of perverted stories. Lot gets drunk and has an orgy with his two virgin daughters (just after Jehova killed his wife). Abraham fucks a slave of his wife and then his wife who is his halfsister. It doesnt matter if you are christan, jew or muslim. they all belive in those same stories.
9 years ago
and there's your religious lesson for the day.
9 years ago
Holy boners, Batman! NICE!!!
9 years ago
There should be a nail in her vagina as well.
9 years ago
I would nail her on that cross any day.
9 years ago
Sloppy seconds. Somebody already did.
9 years ago
Those are some nasty ass tits, i cant even look at it, they make me go cross eyed.
fake tits should be outlawed.
9 years ago
i dont like fake tits either but ill allow it because of the thought behind this picture
9 years ago
i love em. I think all tits should be fake
9 years ago
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "let jesus fuck you."
9 years ago
This inspires me to commit more sins.
9 years ago
Highly inaccurate! The way she's nailed on is anatomically impossible and unlikely. The cross is all wrong, too!
9 years ago
Yeah, it wouldn't be able to support her weight. I believe it's supposed to go through her wrists.
9 years ago
But they did include the Shroud of Porno.
9 years ago
Through the wrists, the ankles would be nailed to the sides of the upright and the actual shape would have been like that of a capital T, with a removable top-piece.
9 years ago
A fellow lover of useless information, I see.
9 years ago
I leave the History channel on while studying
9 years ago
This pic isn't real? Its a good job you read & do school 'n shit, smerf.

I never would have guessed.
9 years ago
Hey, I'm just saying it's an inaccurate representation of how a crucifixion was performed.
9 years ago
Now there's a christ I would get down onto my knees to please.
9 years ago
Preach it, Brother Malone!
9 years ago
Can I hear an Amen?
9 years ago
Holy Ghost are ya wit meeeeee?
9 years ago
And lo! I came into a holy garden. And therein layeth muff.

And I saw that it was good.

Amen.
9 years ago
I came into her holy garden
9 years ago
O sweet lord I see the light , sweet rhapsody, I am commin dear lord ,I FEEL IT , phrais be thy divinity
9 years ago
And on the 8th day, God said "Let there be some hot, lesbian action."

And lo, it was good.
9 years ago
And I thought we already figured all this out...with that little redhead from the video Yak posted a few months ago...the one that loved her new webcam...
9 years ago
What video?
9 years ago
Really? How can you not remember!!?!?!!? It was your fucking idea.


http://www.muchosucko.com/show/redheaded_camwhore-43335/search
9 years ago
Yeah, smerf! You don't remember when we created the church of the redheaded camwhore?!
9 years ago
Now this is something to be ashamed of...

I wasn't even a member of Mucho and I can recall this grand moment.
9 years ago
Ah, hooray for heresy!
9 years ago
Religion is for idiots.
9 years ago
...and the weak and feeble minded.
9 years ago
but tits are for everyone.
9 years ago
god likes
9 years ago
Good. For a while I thought I was bound for hell
9 years ago
tell me all your thoughts on god cause I really want to see her ...
9 years ago
god likes to come to muchosucko too.
9 years ago
I finally found my back tatoo.
9 years ago
I'd do her... as long as she's nailed to the cross for real... i'd hit it without too! but where is the fun in that?
9 years ago
Random fact of the day: The bible is the most purloined book.

Why, I don't know...
9 years ago
I read once in an in-flight magazine that On The Road was the most stolen book.
9 years ago
*in America.
9 years ago
I heard it was The Guinness Book of World Records that was the most stolen book in America.
9 years ago
Stolen from stores, maybe. I don't think anyone cares if you steal the Gideons bible froma hotel room.
6 years ago
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