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Glaswegian Gangster Rap

Cookies to anyone who can translate it (cos I haven't a fucking clue what he's singing about)

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by Mannynub

submitted November 8th 2008

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thats rather catchy
9 years ago
Its a lame attempt at making a Jock Devvo. Lame.
9 years ago
It's blacktee.
9 years ago
Is that a bottle of buckfast he's holding?
9 years ago
Yep, it is.
9 years ago
Buckfast is what?
9 years ago
Hanky have you never heard of 'google' ?
9 years ago
Fries, have you never heard of 'gofuckyourself'?
9 years ago
is that Scottish too ?
9 years ago
Hank: it's a type of tonic wine, popular with scottish drunks.
9 years ago
wreck-the-hoose juice
9 years ago
commotion lotion
9 years ago
Mildly funny, only because i know people who talk
like this. Best policy is to just smile & agree, maybe
add a "too right" into the mix occasionally.
9 years ago
I bet he's pissed off the wrong people some time.
Look at that half chelsea smile...
9 years ago
I've heard that even other Scotsmen find Glaswegians unintelligible.
9 years ago
Even other Glaswegians find Glaswegians unintelligible.
9 years ago
PCP! Is this even English?
9 years ago
I tried to play Gears of War with some Scots once, couldn't understand a fucking thing they said the whole time
9 years ago
I see he has "the mark of a squealer"
9 years ago
why so serious?
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's Australia, not Glasgow... But I could be wrong, so if I am let me know...
9 years ago
you're wrong..you're always wrong
9 years ago
I wanna put your name in your ass...
9 years ago
It's Glasgow. Couple of clues: scar on face and shite weather.
9 years ago
You're very very wrong.
9 years ago
definately Scottish cos i cant understand a fucking word he was saying
9 years ago
this guy is as scottish as a haggis getting fucked by a bagpipe
9 years ago
What on earth made you think anything about this video was Australian?
9 years ago
You mean you didn't see the Sydney Opera House in the background?
9 years ago
That's not the Sydney Opera House. It's a concert hall in Glasgow. Used to live there.
9 years ago
Yet more proof of Steels utter stupidity.
9 years ago
i've been to glasgow twice when i was a kid
9 years ago
You found your way back the first time, so your parents took you there again to try and ditch you.
9 years ago
i always thought that
9 years ago
Behold... the wonderful way rap has effected our world.
9 years ago
Beholding.
9 years ago
Beheld.
9 years ago
i think Devvo did this sort of shit first
9 years ago
Here are the lyrics. Enjoy and sing along!!! :)
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"Here mate (whit?)

You lookin at ma burd? (naw)

How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?



Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Am gony pump your maw



Here you, that will be right

I heard you tried to knock my stash last night

Here you, what's the fuckin script

You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped

Here you ya stupit we dafty

Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,

Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,

That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw



Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky

If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie

Wash it doon wae a couple of pills

I know they eckies will cure ma ills

Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed

When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid

Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash

Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash

If that dusny work we'll get some crack

Freebase some coke and then some smack

PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah pumped yer maw last night)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah smoked yer draw last night)



Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget



Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?"
9 years ago
Thanks for that, now we can all sing along.
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
how does one bolt their nugget?? very confused as to why one would want to??
9 years ago
"Bolt" as in "run away", "Ya nugget" as in "You idiot". Glaswegian really is a very special language.
9 years ago
This kid needs to meet those Russian bouncers. That would be a dream video.
9 years ago
I think I've seen his gold chain at a fancy dress store on sale for a quid.
9 years ago
What a dork
9 years ago
you are so turned on by him
9 years ago
Guess where you're honeymooning
9 years ago
all i got to say is what the fuck ??
9 years ago
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