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Birfday for Obama

Why he never could COUGH it up I guess. BTW, the next four years is payback time. ;P

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by K-Billy

submitted November 8th 2008

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Birfday for Obama
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Not another OBAMA JOKE!!!!!
I think my fucking head is going to explode if I see another one!!!
9 years ago
mine already did
9 years ago
and I'm fucking your gaping neck.
9 years ago
You just made skulk the happiest headless homo in the hemisphere...
9 years ago
Send the video of said head explosion my way, I'll make sure it gets submitted.

I'll leave my Ouija board on and facing the screen so you can see our comments on it, like the amount of brain matter that comes out.
9 years ago
"not another obama joke" LOLOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!! Feel the pain bitch. LOLOLOLOL!!!!
9 years ago
kbilly you cant just flip it and make it real..its not a schoolyard ..obama won..its over
9 years ago
oh yes I can dik. I can, and I will. Like I said, this is going to be a fun four years.
9 years ago
fun for who? what do you mean? do you think that somehow by losing the election you've won..something? fuck me. you're stupid sir
9 years ago
lol! You really dont understand do you? Fucking idiot. I didnt vote. I didnt "lose" or "win" anything. So yeah, this is going to be fucking great raking obama over the coals
9 years ago
If you didn't vote, how can you complain about the winner?
9 years ago
I didn't vote and I plan on complaining.

dik, did you get my MSN message from the other day?
9 years ago
fag-billy didn't vote because he is only 13. Shouldn't you be in school fag?
9 years ago
i dont know Mr Fugs. Pretty cool huh?
9 years ago
That's right Iamthegreatest! I joined up here when i was 9. Yep. Jebus, are all obama supporters retards?
9 years ago
frankly kbilly i don't even know why hank bothers arguing with you
9 years ago
I know why.
9 years ago
Hank would argue with a hand puppet.
9 years ago
that is what you call true
9 years ago
i don't like to talk about it .. but a hand puppet killed my dad
9 years ago
Your dad deserved it for fisting the poor fellow for all those years.
9 years ago
that's your opinion
9 years ago
you're in Alberta now Balls? I remember you said you were visiting there
9 years ago
ps dont you hate hank and irish?
9 years ago
fuck them that's what i say
9 years ago
@ irish..i didn't see your question because of your questionable avatar..i got some jarbled horseshit message from you that was not at all in English a few days ago
9 years ago
Yeah, I'm back in my home town of Edmonton. I help make beer now.
9 years ago
Nobody hates me, because I am so personable and easy to get along with.

Except for CruelHoMo. That fucking jackass just doesn't have any people skills. The fucking shit stain.
9 years ago
Yeah, K-Dumbass, nice try with the "I didn't vote, so I didn't lose anything."

Did you rake George W. over the coals the last 8 years? No, because you are clearly on the right. Your side lost and now you are going to make "funny" photoshops for 4 years to get revenge. Have fun with that.
9 years ago
Actually hank, it it would be greatly amusing if you continued to think this way...
9 years ago
Why wouldn't I continue to think this way? The opinion I have of you was formed by all your right wing ramblings, the lack of any criticism of Bush, and now criticism of Obama. It seems pretty obvious to me.
9 years ago
Call him K-Silly. I always get a chuckle out of that.
9 years ago
K-Silly also mentioned "payback time" in his description, hence my revenge statement. It's so obvious. Why does this tool even try to deny it?
9 years ago
i'm not denying it. you have proven your point i was am still for bush. I told you full out my intentions. You are right that I am on the right. I voted for bush in 04' booya fucker. What are you going to do about it, whine like a little bitch some more? My side did lose. but i didnt vote for my side, nor was i rooting for my side to win. This does not change my feelings or thoughts about obama. It is payback time hank. Pay back for the past 8 years of backstabbing bush got. And I am going to love, every minute of it!
9 years ago
Then what the fuck were you talking about, K-Nutty?

"Actually hank, it it would be greatly amusing if you continued to think this way..."

If I wasn't wrong, then what is so fucking amusing about me thinking this way? And when was I whining about anything?

You are a real dumbass, man. Have fun with your "revenge". I'm sure it'll be spectacularly unimpressive.


9 years ago
Oh shut up K-Billy, you stupid hick!

You always were, and probably always will be 100% republican. Your stupid party just got its arse handed to it, deal with it, and for the love of god, stop feigning neutrality, you're not fooling anyone.
9 years ago
LOL! You dont know what I was talking about. It was what you said with the "nice try with the "I didn't vote, so I didn't lose anything.""

You completely miss the fact that I DIDNT vote for my party. They lost that from me. Not I from them. I didnt lose anything because I invested nothing into any cause. Thats where you got it wrong, and if you continue to think incorrectly that way about me, then all the better. :)


Oh, I will have fun with my "revenge" hank. Even if it is unimpressive to you, it probably will be enough for me. And that's all that really matters in the end anyway. LOL! Nice that you assume everything is catered to you hank. You take this site way too seriously apparently, too bad for you.
9 years ago
LOL Orangie. It's working already.
9 years ago
You want to say how much fun you're going to have, how funny it will be & how excited you are again.

You're like a cheap Bond villain, with a Baldrick style 'cunning plan'. Idiot.
9 years ago
You love Bush so much, yet it is precisely due to him that America is so widely hated around the world.

Whatever gloating you are so excited about doing which will be so funny, just remember. All anyone has to say for a simple retort is 'Bush'.
9 years ago
...and all i will say is "yawn"
9 years ago
amazing "photoshop". congrats kbilly.
9 years ago
not mine, but thanks!
9 years ago
i guess the admin decided to get all the obama shit over with
9 years ago
that would be deja but you're too retarded to be expected to know anything
9 years ago
I don't think Deja is even looking at the pics anymore. She just post the next 9 or so images in the que. She must be really busy stocking up on new winter goth clothes.
9 years ago
Yeah but dejas a hot goth. Awww wait is that an oxymoron?
9 years ago
at least he was born in the US... unlike McPain, who was not. <-- nope, he wasn't.
9 years ago
Yes he was. Any military base anywhere is considered sovereign US territory.
9 years ago
^US Military base.
9 years ago
It's also fascinatingly irrelevent.
9 years ago
McCain came up with his paperwork and fucking medical records and everything. Obama has come up with a badly forged Selective Service registration form and a bunch of reasons why citizens don't have jurisdiction to demand he prove he was born in America. Instead of just showing a birth certificate and putting to rest a dozen or so court cases demanding that he do (which would save the taxpayers thousands of dollars) and put the rumors to an end, he makes up reasons why he doesn't need to show it and lets the cases fester while he calls them 'garbage'.
9 years ago
what difference does it really make where he was born anyway
9 years ago
that would be the least of my worries
9 years ago
id be more concerned he was a lawyer
9 years ago
as far as health goes .why should an obviously healthy and virile house negro like obama have to produce health records on the same level as that cancer magnet mccain?
9 years ago
I'm just saying, McCain produced what was asked of him. People wanted to know if he'd die next week so he produced medical records. People want to know if Obama was born in the US, so he produced a birth certificate... with a laser printer.

It matters because if he's not a "natural born" citizen then he's legally not allowed to be president. Also, if he's not a natural born citizen, and he never went through the immigration process, then he's not even a citizen. We have enough fucking illegal aliens without them running for president.
9 years ago
Yeah, a laser printer, no one could ever catch that....
9 years ago
i understand the legal bullshit ..to me that doesn't matter..i'd rather have a competent moral dude in power..not saying obama is..or isn't
9 years ago
who gives a fuck where anyone's born..that's an old law...not exactly progressive
9 years ago
dik, you really are a fucking stupid mountain hick aren't you? "what differece does it really make where he was born anyway" It's called loyalty. Fucking idiot. And Tired Bi, Obama was born in Kenya. Get over it. You voted for an illegal.
9 years ago
mountain hick? i grew up in toronto... are you suggesting an immigrant can't be loyal?? what the fuck ?
9 years ago
it's been a while since i came across an opinionated person that i had to explain immigration and the relation said person has to it to
9 years ago
k billy everyone smart here knows you're stupid..you say stuff to try to sound smart..usually why the smart people just call you idiot and don't even bother explaining
9 years ago
anyway you're a bitter republican teenager..your opinion is obviously someone else's
9 years ago
ps i fucked your dad
9 years ago
little cocksmokes like you are exactly whats wrong with america you faggy gun-toting nra fairy...fuck you and your fucking gay mother
9 years ago
blah blah blah dik. I could say the same things about you. Hey, are you too stupid to insult in just one post? Or do you always need four or five to make your point? Fucking mountain butt fucker.
9 years ago
frankly i think 4 - 6 posts are charming..judges?
9 years ago
there's no mountains in toronto! lies!
9 years ago
frankly, you come off as a retard.
9 years ago
retarded like a fox
9 years ago
We had a loyal american , texas born mf fuck up this country bad , I don't care if Obama was born in another fucking universe , he has got to be better than what we have got now .
9 years ago
lol, how did he fuck up this country? Sub prime? Democrats fault. Current economic crisis? The democrats again! Hell, Obama mama is already fucking it up and he hasn't even gotten into office yet. People are waking up and going. Shit, who did we vote for again?
9 years ago
K-Billy , you are so mind-washed beyond repair , keep living in wonderland .
9 years ago
ok
9 years ago
k-billu should change his name to alice
9 years ago
Like I said a while ago: K-Billy's shit is basically GOP rhetoric for dummies.
9 years ago
jesus christ kbilly are you drunk? hank why do you argue with this idiot?..usually i ignore him but i'm in a good mood today
9 years ago
you dont ignore me dik. You love me. and balls. I know. I have been spouting off GOP rhetoric because it's fun, and you dont like it. ;P
9 years ago
No skin off my dick, sport. It's a self-evident fact that the world is full of tards who believe what they've been trained to. America is just especially full of them is all.

I'm just setting myself up in an attempt to limit the fallout in my own life from the demise of the American empire.
9 years ago
The fun thing about American politics right now is that the Republicans just had their asses handed to them and are in a state of complete disarray. The sad truth is: McCain and Palin were the best they could come up with.

Epic fail.

And now all their little drones (like you) are out there listlessly flinging poo. Since the GOP powers have no idea what to tell their devotees to believe, all you chumps have nothing but an empty well to go to.
9 years ago
Oh go fuck yourself balls. You honesly think Balack Pajama is going to save the day right? LOL! There is your "epic fail" for you. This next four years is going to be even more fun than I had thought with idiots like you parading themselves about all haughty. You are right about one thing, and one thing only.

The Republicans did have their asses handed to them. Only because they failed their constituency and acted like socialist tools. That's why I, and countless others didnt vote for that joke McPain and his Tina Fey bitch.

Conversely, if you think Obamas the answer, you are going to be sadly mistaken. You guys made up so much shit about Bush it's now our turn to do the same. That's what i'm "flinging poo" about. So suck it up balls, and get ready to have some fun!
9 years ago
I have never once come out in favor of Barack Obama, you egocentric fucking American. I could give a rat's ass which dancing puppet pilots the disaster that is your country for the next while.

I just particularly hate the Republicans, their supporters, and everyone else like them around the world.

And before you accuse me of mindless America hating: I'm much happier being a cog in the American empire than one in the Soviet. I thank America for that.

The real joke is that most Americans actually believe that this current clusterfuck can be fixed. By anyone. All empires fall, and it's started for you chumps.

9 years ago
Looking to buy property in Canada : @50 acres , water access a must , electric power a + , nearest neighbor at least 5 kilometers away .
9 years ago
You dont care? Well why dont you act like it you piece of shit. Go fuck off.
9 years ago
K-bill , you are only 300 miles to the west of me , I starting to think that may be too fuckin close , lol .
9 years ago
i feel sorry for you if you live in Houston.
9 years ago
K-B , you are @ Austin right < 300 miles as in air miles , I don't deal with road miles , as the crow flies ;)
9 years ago
Ouston , have not went there in over 20 years , lots of ho-houses , one of my exs live there .
9 years ago
i just feel sorry for you
9 years ago
If you feel sorry for me save it , I do appreciate cash though, maybe Euros .
9 years ago
I already told you why I don't fuck off, chuckles: seeing you and your ilk take a good kick in the nuts brings me all kinds of pleasure. You've been Bush's rusty trombone player around here for years and now you're acting like it was all a gag. Basically, you've admitted to everyone that you've been completely full of shit your entire time here. Which is simply what myself and others have been saying.

So, thanks.
9 years ago
Aqua:

I'm sure "America's hat" is starting to look pretty good to plenty of ya'll right now. Just please remember that a proper Canadian winter requires its own particular set of survival skills.


And I don't know too many people who're trying to sell viable farmland right now.
9 years ago
I love cold weather , I was brought up in this FUed La. ... I can take anykind of bad conditions , canes , floods , mosquites (with a bad tude , hate those lil blood suckers ) can't afford to go to Europe , so I Bee setin my sites on Cadaland , wilderness land only .
9 years ago
If you don't mind the cold, you should be okay. And we don't mind reasonable Americans that much.
9 years ago
And here's a tip for free: western Canada is your best bet for finding wilderness, just make sure to avoid indian reservations. You wont want to be white and close to those if the shit really hits the fan and the wheels completely come off of everything.
9 years ago
My skin was enginierd to blend in , Canada was my dads choice , I would prefer Europe or maybe Scandanavia , but in real I may only be able to afford South America , I hear Brazil ain't to bad .
9 years ago
Damn you mulattoes and your adaptability! I'm basically Captain Kraut, so there are definitely places I can't go without sporting an attitude.
9 years ago
Oh yeah... And, HAHA, NEENER-NEENER, K-Billy, you fucking loser!
9 years ago
Basically just trying to keep the thread on task a little there.
9 years ago
I am @ 35% German , but with a mix of Spanish Irish French and 1 part undetermable , so I am capable of blending in anywhere , lol , Fact!
9 years ago
I dunno, buddy, south of Sicily east of Moscow might start getting a little dicey for you.
9 years ago
OK , my dad fucked an English school teacher in WW2 , (she was a teacher from England ) , they had a kid ( he was on leave { happened on Ausi beach } o well ) , my 1/2 sister would be @ 64 years of age , call me sis , if you are still here , your 1/2 brother would like to see you , (that damn American sister is a tard , hope you turned out better .
9 years ago
Again I say I am very adaptable , aka chamelion , but in reality I will never leave this ( unforsakin , mosquito riddin land ) but I still dream , the end .
9 years ago
^ Skanky mongrel
9 years ago
aqua, i think i might know you...is your last name Theriot?
9 years ago
The founders thought Americans should have the right to have someone born here be the president, so they wouldn't be torn by loyalties to whatever homeland they might have. The constitution is pretty important to at least a few Americans still, so whether it is 'progressive' or not, the dems should be upfront and truthful about the candidate they are running.

The right to free speech is pretty old too. Progressive people are continuously suggesting that the kind of shit that gets said on mucho should be illegal. I kinda prefer the protection that the constitution provides for individuals, over this progressive shit.

Obama obviously isn't moral if he lied about being born in Hawaii, or if he lied about registering for the draft in 1979.

Native Canadians can be a good bunch who have your back if you take the time to listen to them. The kids are as dumb as any kids, but a lot of the leaders have a real grasp on what is going on in Canada and the US and are some of the only people with the balls to stand up for themselves. The media portrays them as angry gas-sniffing white-haters... but hey, that's the media.
9 years ago
Nice post, Wanko.

And all I'm going to say about natives is that working graveyards at a gas station in Edmonton gave me more than a few experiences with really angry, really scary natives who were in my face just because I was white. That's not to say that I haven't had a number of positive experiences with natives either. It's just that the ones involving a big dude producing a prison shank on me in the middle of the night are the ones that tend to override my thinking process when it comes to where to settle down after the apocalypse.

And I don't know if you've been out west, but there are A LOT more natives out here, proportionally speaking. So they don't always have to be so polite as out east.
9 years ago
Yeah there's a lot of young natives with some good unchanneled hate. Out here, for the most part, they do respect their elders.

I got on their good side a couple years back, when they had one of their protests over a housing development. I just went and asked, what's the deal, what's your side of the story? And I got to meet some of their leaders who were real good guys. They know that we're essentially on the same side and the real enemy is big corrupt government selling the people (whites included) out.

As for the land claims, these native dudes have really done their research and shown that it is their fucking land. The local governments completely ignore the evidence (because there is no tax revenue as long as it's native land) and call in the cops to haul them away. It's no different then if some fucker parked his motorhome on your front yard, said he bought your front yard from Bob over there for $500, and commenced turning it into a shithole with the police there to keep you from stopping him.

Anyway McCain is as much of a douche as Obama, I just think Obama is more dangerous because people are fucking stupid enough to fall for his shit. I'd like to see this birth certificate issue really take hold and force people to see that they can't trust anyone in office.
9 years ago
I respect your opinion, Wanko, I think you're a smart guy, if perverted, but the birth certificate issue? come on. Is the Republican party so bankrupt they wouldn't fight an avenue as simple as that to make the Dems look bad? You know if it was viable, they would
9 years ago
Respect to ya all but I'm not reading all that krapt .
9 years ago
jamie is right despite being a chick
9 years ago
Fact
9 years ago
Hey, dik, Hank never gave me your email address.
9 years ago
And I also find the mindless enthusiasm that people have for Obama a little disquieting. I mean, with what the guy's already promised we KNOW he's a liar. Peace with honor in Iraq? Fixing healthcare? The economy? The environment? He may as well be showing everyone his magic wand while he's at it.
9 years ago
you can email my hotmail account and I'll give it to you; my mucho user name @hotmail
9 years ago
The republican party could have buried Obama's ass more than once but they ignored plenty of issues and seemed to be trying to throw it. I mean how easy it would have been to make that guy look like the lying sack of shit that he is, and they always let it go.

Obama: I'm so great, I'm against the war in Iraq and always have been, blah blah blah.

McCain: Hey douche, then how come you voted for every single bill ever to keep the war going, increase the war effort, and fund the war?

His old interview where he said he wanted to use the legislative process to guarantee welfare as a right should have been everywhere. The guy defined "change" as increasing taxes on the middle class because it wasn't fair they had a higher standard of life than people on welfare. I mean, how many people would be saying "we want change" if they knew what he meant by it?

Obama: Ooo look at me, I registered for the draft in 1979 because I'm Mr. Fucking Patriot.

McCain: You couldn't register in 1979, it was impossible you fucking retard, stop lying. Now make sure when you change your mind and say 1980, your guys forge your registration good and don't use a 2008 form number or a postal stamp that didn't exist in 1980...

They let a lot of shit slide. The fake draft registration is nowhere near the news, and there's no mainstream mention of the court cases about the birth certificate. And yet if a guy gets a blowjob, they're all over it with calls to impeach.
9 years ago
US will pull out if Iraq just after it pulls out of Germany, Japan, Cuba, etc.
9 years ago
Also, why was tax money and the dems money fighting all these cases in the courts when he could just show a damn piece of paper. The rest of us have to fucking show 3 pieces of ID, give fingerprints, and submit to a rectal exam just to rent a fucking video. This guy wants to be president and he's too good to let anyone see his birth certificate?
9 years ago
Im going with Wanko on this.

Each & every one of you guys are now the bitch of an illegal alien!

Try getting him to cut ya lawn, gringos!
9 years ago
The birth certificate has been verified and inspected and approved; El Wanko, you sound like a conspiracy theorist. The court case was thrown out because it was baseless
9 years ago
The right to free speech is pretty old too. Progressive people are continuously suggesting that the kind of shit that gets said on mucho should be illegal. I kinda prefer the protection that the constitution provides for individuals, over this progressive shit.

what a load of crap
9 years ago
Yes, as usual, Wanko is full of shit.
9 years ago
And, Balls, I did to send dik's email address to you.
9 years ago
Hank , your e-mail address is lovemonkey69@hotmail.com , tried mailing to that address and it was returned .
9 years ago
haha balls, thanks for not understanding at all where I am coming from. This makes it even more delicious. "Rusty Trombone" for Bush? Yeah, I have defended him like other people on here have through the years, but you are already so distorted with all the hate and backstabbing thrown his way you can never see anything good the guy did. You are just as mindless and worthless as you claim me to be. Good job.

The republicans deserved to lose.

So you are gloating? YAY! I would love for you to gloat. It just makes it more sweet when your guy Obama fails, and even more fun and funny for me to rub your face in it later. Nanner nanner! ;p
9 years ago
hankchinaskilovemonkey69@hotmail.com
9 years ago
Jaimiee the only people who verified the laser version of the birth certificate were the ones working for a website, run by major contributors to the Obama campaign.

The first court cases wasn't through own because the birth certificate issue was baseless. They didn't mention the birth certificate issue. They threw it out because they said the person filing it didn't have jurisdiction to be raising the issue, since Obama being born outside the US hadn't harmed him. One reason they felt no harm could be shown, is because it was only hypothetical at the time that Obama would win.

It's a different issue now. Anyone can run for president, and even win, but only a natural born citizen can actually take office.

And again, if he did have a real birth certificate over in hawaii, how about he just shows the fucking thing instead of spending everyone's money on these court cases? Either the guy doesn't have one, or he has no respect for the taxpayers.

Elchris what is crap about my statement? I suppose the right to free speech is some quaint old idea that has no place in today's modern world? Same as the president actually being born in the damn country?
9 years ago
I have no idea where my birth certificate is, where does that leave me?
9 years ago
If you live in the US, they keep your original on file and you get a copy. If you loose that you can get copy like the one in the mouth up there, or you can get a certified copy of the original. What people are really asking for is a certified copy of the original, or to see the original.
9 years ago
The original lies with the county in which you were born. You have to petition that county for a certified copy of the original.
9 years ago
Wanko, what is your position on the idea of American companies only being run by American born citizens?

Would they not run the company as well if they were born outside?
Do you think that they would endeavour to run the company into the ground?

Hitler wasn't born in Austria, but he did wonders for Germany. Up until the whole invasion of Poland & world war debacle.
9 years ago
was*
9 years ago
Oranje, what is your point? An American running an American company is hardly comparable to the President who helps run the whole Country.
9 years ago
The only reason they want an American born citizen is because their alliance lays with America, and not some foreign country.
9 years ago
Its completely relative, you fucking douche. Are you seriously saying that Klaus Kleinfeld the CEO of Alcoa, Neville Isdell of Coco-Cola, Martin Sullivan of AIG & Indra Nooyi of PepsiCo are now a threat to the security of the United States?

They run some of the biggest companies in your backwards country and could do immeasurable damage to the economy if they wanted to. Are they likely to do so? No, they are not.

If you think my point is irrelevant, then so is yours by default. Either you agree with me that it doesn't matter or shut the fuck up.


"Obama was born in Kenya, his allegiance belongs to them, not the US" - Do you not see how ridiculous that sounds?
9 years ago
progressive people are for free speach, against censure, etc, put your effort in important things like making drugs legal
9 years ago
Before you ask, the answer is no. If we had an MP from Kenya who lived in England for almost all his life who became head of a political party & then Prime Minister, I wouldn't give a fuck.

We live in an era of globalisation, isolation is so 1941.
9 years ago
*isolationism
9 years ago
Are you stupid? do you read what i write? You can have other nationalities running american companies. I see nothing realistically wrong with that. And they wouldnt do damage to America, not because of their nationality, but because of money. So yeah, your stupid comparison is just that. Stupid. The Obama comment still holds ground. Just ask our founding fathers how ridiculous that sounds you english cig. Fuck off and go brush your teef.
9 years ago
You sound like a dumb robot who needs an update, urgently. You embarrass yourself on here with your stupidity.

& the brush your teeth comment, witty, highly original. How about you go eat some burgers & pies <-- Its easy down at your level.
9 years ago
& as for your 'founding fathers', they would be ashamed of what America is today & your drone like attitude.
9 years ago
In a 34-page memorandum and opinion, the judge said Berg's allegations of harm were "too vague and too attenuated" to confer standing on him or any other voters.

Surrick ruled that Berg's attempts to use certain laws to gain standing to pursue his claim that Obama was not a natural-born citizen were "frivolous and not worthy of discussion."

The judge also said the harm Berg alleged did "not constitute an injury in fact" and Berg's arguments to the contrary "ventured into the unreasonable."
9 years ago
frivolous and not worthy of discussion, in my opinion, is baseless
9 years ago
Also in October 2008, Hawaiian officials reported that they had personally verified the existence of Barack Obama's original birth certificate:

State officials say there's no doubt Barack Obama was born in Hawaii.

Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino says she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama's original birth certificate.

Fukino says that no state official, including Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama's certificate be handled differently from any other.
9 years ago
So, Wanko, Obama has successfully finagled not just factcheck.com to conspire to pull the wool over all of America, but several judges and state officials, Health Department of hawaii, the registrar of vital statistics, and the Governor of
Hawaii as well.
9 years ago
I guess in a far fetched, insane way, it's remotely possible; but, it doesn't stand to reason
9 years ago
United States Department of State. "Application for a U.S. Passport." Accessed 20 Aug. 2008.

State of Hawaii Department of Health. "Request for Certified Copy of Birth Record." Accessed 20 Aug. 2008.

Hollyfield, Amy. "Obama's Birth Certificate: Final Chapter." Politifact.com. 27 Jun. 2008.

The Associated Press. "State declares Obama birth certificate genuine" 31 Oct 2008.

Nakaso, Dan. "Obama's certificate of birth OK, state says; Health director issues voucher in response to 'ridiculous' barrage" Honolulu Advertiser 1 Nov 2008.

These are my sources, what are yours?
9 years ago
It is possible that Obama conspired his way to arguably the most powerful job in the world, involving a vast network of people and government agencies over decades of lies. Anything’s possible.
But step back and look at the overwhelming evidence to the contrary and your sense of what’s reasonable has to take over.
Oh, and there's the birth announcement that Obama's grandparents in Honolulu must have planted 47 years ago in case Obama grew up to become president and needed to fool the world about his birthplace
9 years ago
come on pops... smack the bitch so she chuts up
9 years ago
fuck off
9 years ago
Hey, if bush can get away with masterminding 9/11, then barack can totally fake all that shit. RIght?
9 years ago
sorry oranjie, i disagree. my founding fathers kicked your founding fathers asses. Or arses. LOL! You lose.
9 years ago
pssst, our founding fathers weren't his founding fathers
9 years ago
meh, they "were" all british
9 years ago
"dumb robot" "your stupid" Blah blah blah, i guess that's what happens when you lose an argument. Just name call. Fucking libs.
9 years ago
Pictures of seals with birth certificates in their mouth make me want to poop.
9 years ago
reading your posts today Trout, i think you may have been over doing it on the laxitives
9 years ago
But they taste like chocolate!!!
*eats more laxatives*
9 years ago
i'm dissapointed
9 years ago
you should be used to that
9 years ago
mmmmbop!
9 years ago
bop bop mmmmbop
9 years ago
I unfortunately saw Hanson sing at a Dodgers game once.
9 years ago
I saw them at the Jax fair when I was like 6-7 and I thought they were girls
9 years ago
I fucked the middle one and could've sworn he was female.
9 years ago
oh god, they're not?
9 years ago
Time to rip those posters down, possum.
9 years ago
but what will i replace them with?
9 years ago
* Stares at his own newly blank wall*

I dunno!
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
Elephant seals are cool.
9 years ago
You, however, are not
9 years ago
My left nut is bigger than yours, that alone makes me cooler than you. Seeing that you have yet to post anything,(member since '07)How's it feel being a worthless piece of shit?
9 years ago
I like how all these Obama jokes are coming out before the guy even enters office. They have no relevant points at all, wait till the guy fucks up like Bush and then you can bring some jokes or critisism that acturly have a valid point.
9 years ago
i would love to see obama be "another JFK"...
however, dont think it likely
...at best, he may be another JEC...
at worst another...(what the hell is james buchanon's middle initial?)...

good luck, us...
9 years ago
Validity has no point here , you have intered ms land , reality exists only in the mind of the beholder , be it sane or not , that is what one seaks may it happens ... good luck , also bad spellin exist here too.
9 years ago
What is mr. O s middle name , does he have one ?
9 years ago
^saddam, i beleive?
9 years ago
It's Hussein.
9 years ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
9 years ago
are you disrespekin obama? obama is en da house foo!!....no.
9 years ago
Why do you even bother? Just don't even touch your keyboard in future, the world will be a better place without your stupid "funnies".
9 years ago
Oh, and...

Fuck you exowhunu!
9 years ago
The pyramids weren't built by slaves you fucking dickswallower.
9 years ago
No, they were built by aliens.
9 years ago
OJ , I think you are bsing , Mexicans can't swim that far .
9 years ago
The Atlantians built them. (with slave labor)
9 years ago
The builders weren't slaves. They were paid. The slave thing is a misconception.
9 years ago
Like hank's freak child.
9 years ago
Aliens!
9 years ago
Muslim aliens! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
9 years ago
Wanko is quite the myth buster. Fag.
9 years ago
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