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Jesus Pork

Swine Tattooed

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by Snotme

submitted November 7th 2008

44 comments
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I think Jesus's wiener is slightly bigger than what is represented here.
9 years ago
haha gold
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Ezekiel 20:29

Jesus said upon to them: I can turn water into wine, I don't need a big wiener.
9 years ago
Jesus turned water to wine in the book of John. Ezekiel is an Old Testament book (before He was born) so that isn't possible.
9 years ago
Bible Fight!
9 years ago
i wonder if you beat a nun or a priest to death with a bible,do you get special props in hell?
9 years ago
life...full of questions
9 years ago
so a priest gets pulled over by the cops. the cop smells alcohol and says "do you have any alcohol in the car?" the priest says "no only a bottle of water." the cop says "let me see it." the priest hand it over and the cop says "this is wine" the priest says "MY GOD HE'S DONE IT AGAIN"
9 years ago
The bible is fiction, discuss.
9 years ago
So would eating this be considered a sin even if not Muslim?
9 years ago
Only if you're a Jew, Islamic halal, 7th day Adventist, Eastern Orthodox, Asian Orthodox, or Ethiopian Orthodox.
9 years ago
Not if you eat it in church, great for halal if intend on drinking it aswell.
9 years ago
or a vegan
9 years ago
or another pig
9 years ago
Id chop that pig to pieces and eat it raw
9 years ago
get the fire started in the pit we'll let the guts out of this bitch and have it ready by the time the coals are right
9 years ago
kkk meats xtianity:

cook it on a cross.
9 years ago
i would eat it face first and still alive, thats how you please the dark lord
9 years ago
Just like the "real" Jesus - after killing this one, you'll see it again in about three days.
9 years ago
ewww!
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Jesus has never looked tastier...
9 years ago
^gay...
9 years ago
Fuck you, horseboy.
I want me some Jesus bacon!
9 years ago
redundant cunts...
9 years ago
What? No chtululu?
9 years ago
Fuck you chtululu!
9 years ago
Fuck you chtululu!
9 years ago
there's 2 of them now
9 years ago
Yak is just trying to make me look bad.
9 years ago
he fears what he doesn't understand
9 years ago
how would you half-kosher slaughter this pig? thats the trick there...
9 years ago
tell us about it Ab...
are you from new york/
or maybe jersey?
or from that slave-labor camp the orthos have set up in Iowa these days?
9 years ago
not from any of those places...I work as a butcher hence my screen name.
9 years ago
possum say: REEPLY BUTTTONN PULEEZE
9 years ago
Syrup or jelly? I prefer REPLY BITCH!
9 years ago
Reply buttons are for fags.
9 years ago
^fag
9 years ago
^pussy :)
9 years ago
Jesus Bacon, a division of INRI inc.
9 years ago
You'll eat anything Mako.
9 years ago
erm atleast thats what I gather from my moms :P
9 years ago
Nah, you must have me confused with a tiger shark.
9 years ago
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