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death by kite

23 years old lady had 80% of her neck slashed by a kite line when riding her bike in a freeway

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by FrequentFapper

submitted November 5th 2008

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death by kite
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Shoulda wore a Nelmet.
5 years ago
looks like Mickey Mouse giving help..
5 years ago
I was thinking Bozo.
5 years ago
I realy don't think a helmet would help you against a kite string cause the hemet don't protect ya neck !
5 years ago
This is why people who like to plan for everything, fucking Germans, wear Turtlenecks.
5 years ago
That's why I said Nelmet, you dumb fuck.
5 years ago
more like ronald mcdonald
4 years ago
protect ya neck? I SMOKE ON THE MIKE LIKE SMOKIN JOE FRAISER THE HELLRAISER RAISE HELL WITH THE FLAVOR!... finish this song if you arent pathetic
4 years ago
rap is shit. finished.
4 years ago
I was waiting for your response, Iam...lol.
4 years ago
And to think, only 20% from me being able to fap to it.
5 years ago
that was fucking funny
5 years ago
combat18 can chew a dick
5 years ago
i wonder how they measures those 80%...
5 years ago
Just cut it the rest of the way off and take it home...
Good fun for a few days, until the rotting gets bad...
5 years ago
I would fuck the neck hole and let my dick stick out of her mouth. That would be funny and erotic.
5 years ago
And lonley.
5 years ago
And satisfying.
4 years ago
And how.
4 years ago
Death by kite really isn't that uncommon, particularly during the kite festival in Pakistan.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/26/world/main2514554.shtml
5 years ago
Http 404 page not found
5 years ago
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/02/26/world/main2514554.shtml?source=search_story
5 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUq82TAVyA4
5 years ago
http://www.onlymucho.com/eyT7=iu837ldGT5uy
5 years ago
my link sums up the story pretty well
4 years ago
1. Morph thank you your link sums it up, death by kite is more common than I thought.
2. postalvag wtf was that shit? What the hell does that american idol fag have to do with this and
3. Archman, that's not a real link doofus.
4 years ago
and she is still clothed why?
5 years ago
C'mon that's ridiculous! If that happenned to me I'd kill myself.
5 years ago
...
5 years ago
Yeah, cause it's not like you'd be dead after something like that...I mean you'd be in perfect condition to go right on ahead and kill yourself.

To be honest, wouldn't it be better not to risk it and just kill yourself now?
5 years ago
Don't forget to record it for posterity.
5 years ago
Redrum, i think your confusing somebody here^^
5 years ago
see they dont tell you that the fucker was using razor wire for kite string
5 years ago
I remember a certain necron wire from D&D that could do this...
5 years ago
wario and D&D. hmmm...
4 years ago
wat a way to ruin a perfectly good kite festival.


that bitch.
5 years ago
on the up side, she is now a perfectly good pez dispenser.
4 years ago
"perfectly good" and "kite festival" don't belong in the same sentence.
4 years ago
haha... that's like the thing with the korean guy's boomerang hat in goldfinger...
5 years ago
"Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish."
5 years ago
She must have been riding pretty fast. Just push her head down onto her neck, she'll be alright.
5 years ago
she should've paid heed to the Wu Tang Clan
5 years ago
YA BEST PROTECT YA NECK!
5 years ago
so wheres the kite ?
5 years ago
still in FLIGHT?
5 years ago
assisting police with enquiries?
5 years ago
this wouldn't happen with 99 red balloons.
5 years ago
I think Gods will has been done!
4 years ago
For laughs we used to tie kite string across the street to watch antennas on passing cars go BWOING! -Always freaked out the drivers. -Good times.
4 years ago
did the same thing, only with pig intestines
4 years ago
Way back in the day when a piece of string kept you busy for hours, of course that goes to say for any cat.
4 years ago
now THAT is a great way to die, right there
4 years ago
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