by darkmanx

submitted November 4th 2008

39 comments
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What is with all this stupid shit submitted tonight?
9 years ago
Hell if I know.
9 years ago
I do. It wasn't submitted tonite but days and days ago?
9 years ago
i thought it was funny... when i saw it like 3 weeks ago in a site i rather not name.
9 years ago
Go back to Ebaums dick
9 years ago
discretegaysex.com?
9 years ago
fuck off jones, ebaums is something my browser does not know, and will never know.
9 years ago
jqh88... that was you?
9 years ago
we ride spinners
9 years ago
FOUR INCHES!!!!
FOUR INCHES, PRIVATE PYLE!!!!
FOUR INCHES!!!!
9 years ago
CSI parody eh, David Caruso shall smite thee.
9 years ago
yes. but it was well done
9 years ago
It's a shame Dave Chapelle's not writing anymore. He's got some great material with this administration.
9 years ago
Tyrone the crackhead was hilarious....
9 years ago
Perhaps that's why he ran off, this administration was like playing Jeopardy against a republican vice presidential candidate's youngest kid.
9 years ago
people without display shouldnt be allowed to post new content.
9 years ago
They can submit a pic, but not upload an avatar. It's beyond me.
9 years ago
He could take Obama from this picture and it would still fly.
9 years ago
fucking loser!!
9 years ago
i could turn this joke around and use it on myself, but i'm too lazy to measure my inseam.
9 years ago
im tired.... guy
9 years ago
big swingin' dick, takin' carra shit.. OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!..
9 years ago
What does a guy with a 12inch cock have for breakfast ?
This morning i had toast and coffee...
9 years ago
That doesn't answer the question.
9 years ago
i think you'll find that it does
9 years ago
..not.
9 years ago
I don't want to know what you shared with your boyfriend this morning, fries.
9 years ago
Breeding pygmy poultry now, are we fries?
9 years ago
HAHAHA, I laughed out loud. THat shits funny!
9 years ago
Damned Right I'm Still Mad - Gracious Losers My Ass!
Yes I'm still seething with rage. Call it BO derangement syndrome or just pure derangement - I. DON'T. CARE. I have put up with disgusting, vile and contemptible comments about my country and My President for 8 years so excuse me if I forego the "gracious loser" mantra. I have watched a fat pig congressman throw Marines under the bus for some face time and as a political ploy. I have put up with politicians publicly taking a dump on our Soldiers and Marines while the complicit media played right along with the game. Two years of listening to the bleating of a dumbo-earred socialist crap-cake calling for "hope" and "change" while eating from the same plate as Rashid Khalidi, Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright.

To all those bitter gun clinging Bible thumping racist rednecks in Pennsylvania - you get the representation you deserve. What kind of dumbasses re-elect a "man" like John Murtha? Like they said in The Departed - "What are you - f'ning retarded or something?"

To all the Jews who voted for Obama - I wash my hands of you. I don't want to hear a damn word from you when Iran lets loose on Israel while B.O. shares tea and crumpets with All-My-Jihad. Shame on you. The blood of dead Israelis will be on your hands.

And the Catholics who elected the abortionist in chief?? I still haven't figured that one out. It's a shame the Church can't get a roster of those that voted for B.O so you could be barred from communion. Every time a child is left in a soiled utility to die after a botched abortion, I hope you get a black mark on your soul.

Fox News - A big old F-U to you. When it looked like B.O would be coronated, you dropped all pretense of fair and balanced and turned into a clone of MSNBC. When will Olbermann get his own show on your network? He could join Shep Smith and they could fly off the handle together (or whatever sordid little things they like to do).

Those throwing Sarah Palin under the bus can kiss my big old white ass. I can't decide if it's insecurity due to a woman with power or if it's just pure jealousy that a woman can look good, raise a family and be a governor but there would not have been 1/3 of the votes for McCain with Palin on the ticket.

I don't want to hear another peep about racism or affirmative action. We've got our first affirmative action president. White guilt? Take your white guilt and shove it where the sun don't shine. Don't want to hear no bitching when the New Black Panthers become part of an Obama administration - after all they helped him out in Philly so he owes the brothers. All race cards have expired and are no longer valid in this countr y.

I look forward to watching the koolaid effect wear off over the next 4 years. It's hard to believe in hope and change when you're standing in the unemployment line. Free college education? Handouts? Help with your mortgage? Dream on - you'll be lucky to still have a pot to piss in when the Dems get through with you. But don't complain or Raehm "ballerina" Emmanuel will send you a dead fish...

Gracious Loser - no damn way. Not at the cost of my Country and the Constitution. Taking a cue from the new "first lady" - For the first time in my adult life, I'm asha med of my country.
9 years ago
As Obama will be saying shortly, out in front of the White House, "Hey brother, can you spare some Change?"

Poor shmuck, hasn't got a clue.....
9 years ago
wow. who knew a sore loser who sucks bushes dick would complain soo much after how much hes fucked this country for the past 8 years. i didnt knwo trying something different than the same bullshit that did nothing the past 8 years was soo bad. i guess you enjoy stabbing yourself in the balls over and over.. by your logic if you stab it long enough itll start feeling good? gimme a break. ok so a black/white/hawiian man is president is that really that scary of an idea? or are you a hypocrite? talk about having friends of other races ganders and ethnicities yet secretly youre as fucking racist as the rednecks you claim you hate... no toolman youre worse than them.. atleast they are honest in their hate and they are proud of it... you.. you are the worst kind of person... the one who talks out of one side of your mouth then the other. i can respect a man who stick to his beliefs whatever they may be. but cmon man.


who the fuck is trying to destroy the country?!?! i didnt know somone trying something different scared you soo much tool. who knew that you hated peace between america and the rest of the world.


and come off the old republican idiot montra.. that some how the "Soldiers" will suffer ... gimme a break. he wants the OTU and back home i thougth youd be in favor of that getttin them out of a hostil country that didnt want them there to bgin with unther the guise of a war but really its a fucking occupation. fuck you tool and everything you stand for. youd flip a shit if some japanese or israeli forces flew in unaanounced into americ started bombing people and buildings saying thay terrorists hide there... youd be ready to bomb them as well so dont come off that dumb redneck mindless killing shit youre trying to trump out.

ugh i dont have the time or patience to go through all that shit you spewed outof your fuck hole thinking youre right to keep this country the same. youre like an angry child that had his toys taken away and is throwing a temper tantrum and attacking others to make himself feel better. its a fucking presidential race the peopel wanted somone different and they took a chance. thats it. your party lost and you probably havent felt a loss in your life(politically) and youre just throwing a hissy fit. before you crucify the man for being black or being a pacifist or being anti war or pro abortion lets see what he does in office first.


try to be a bit more open minded. ok i dont want to say anymore just that whole rant irritated the shit out of me. before you condem somone see what kinda leader hell be first. i mean shit you gave bush fucking 7 1/2 years of patience and you still dont want to believe hes fucked this country. yet not 1 month after getting elected you think your doomed and he hasnt even been formally inagurated or changed anything... sheesh.
9 years ago
i appologise for the bad spelling and grammar.. this little box is soo small that you tend to over look misspellings and things.


that is all.
9 years ago
I don't know how anyone could take the McCain/Palin ticket seriously. It was a total joke from day 1. The entire world would have laughed at us if they won, and for good reason. Toolman hit every Sean Hannity horseshit, made-up right wing propaganda talking point like a fucking parrot. Think for yourself. Republicans should get rid of the money grubbing televangelists and fake outrage and get back to its conservative roots.
9 years ago
tool? morph?
choosing candidates for "ideas" and "ideals" went out with the nixon/kennedy debates...these days it's just a beauty contest...whoever our current president is, is only our country's current advertisement...
Obama's not going to "ruin" anything
McCain wouldn't have either
it's all just PR
9 years ago
I didn't wright a single word of this thread. I told you all that I was a registered Democrat. I don't discuss polotics, nor do I discuss religion. I copied and pasted this comment from an E;mail I recieved to see who I could raise a spark from. I had no idea that it would raise such an effect on you _morph_. I am truely sorry and didn't mean anything that was said in the comment.
9 years ago
oh thats right you did say you were a democrat...


man fuck you!
9 years ago
the Washington Monument should be brown now
9 years ago
They're going to have to take Abraham Linclon ofthe penny now because it the only brown coin we have.
9 years ago
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